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I Think My Bed Is Sex Deprived

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 23 People

    Waaay Deprived

    My bed hasn't seen sex in over a year! Now that's sad. But then again I think when I was having sex on it I broke it a little. Sometimes when I sit on it it creaks ominously and feels like it may break in half. And I'm not even 100 pounds, lol. SO maybe it needed a good rest...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 28, 2008

    Been Too Long

    My bed sure is sex deprived, it hasn't had much action in a long time. I feel sorry for my bed. I do have alot of ***** on my bed though, I mean ***** cats sleeping on it.
    SoMuchToSay SoMuchToSay
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Mar 28, 2008

    Over a Year

    My poor bed... It's been over a year since it last squeaked! It was mid Feb 2007. Frick... I broke up with my bf of the time a month later. And with the next guy, I just went to his place. My poor bed...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 28, 2008

    Sex What's That

    LOL, sex? what's that? I haven't had sex since i got re married. and the first marriage wasn't that great either! My poor bed has been so lonely that I only have the dust on my sheets. I at least don't have to wash the sheets as often as I did. I keep wondering why did I get...
    Tigger1 Tigger1
    51-55, F
    Mar 29, 2008
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