I Think My Dog Thinks He Is Human

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 48 People

    Just Call Me Prince...

    He has the name of royalty.  He sleeps on his very own orthopedic pillow covered with a special cover that bears his name.  He eats food out of my hand bite by bite and even when he is eating from a bowl he doesn't wolf it down like my other dogs; instead he eats it one...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    21 Responses Oct 22, 2008

    I make her say "I want one"

    for her treats!
    imgettingthinner imgettingthinner
    46-50, F
    Sep 10, 2014

    So my dog ate my speech paper,

    literally. I worked so hard and long on this speech and he ate it! Who eats paper?! Then I chased him around and he hid under my moms bed and growled at me when I tried to go near his mouth, I tried bribing him and I finally got my papers and it was completely ruined. My mom...
    IAmMK IAmMK
    16-17, F
    Apr 25, 2015

    Probably Because I've Never Told Him....

    That his birth mother was canine!   
    Creamsicle Creamsicle
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 22, 2008

    My dog thought of how to use a tree stump

    and a wheelbarrow to enable him to leap over a fence.
    Synchopath Synchopath
    70+, M
    1 Response Feb 22
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