I Think My Dog Thinks He Is Human

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 47 People

    Probably Because I've Never Told Him....

    That his birth mother was canine!   
    Creamsicle Creamsicle
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 22, 2008

    My dog thought of how to use a tree stump

    and a wheelbarrow to enable him to leap over a fence.
    Synchopath Synchopath
    70+, M
    1 Response Feb 22, 2016

    I make her say "I want one"

    for her treats!
    imgettingthinner imgettingthinner
    46-50, F
    Sep 10, 2014

    Just Call Me Prince...

    He has the name of royalty.  He sleeps on his very own orthopedic pillow covered with a special cover that bears his name.  He eats food out of my hand bite by bite and even when he is eating from a bowl he doesn't wolf it down like my other dogs; instead he eats it one...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    21 Responses Oct 22, 2008

    So my dog ate my speech paper,

    literally. I worked so hard and long on this speech and he ate it! Who eats paper?! Then I chased him around and he hid under my moms bed and growled at me when I tried to go near his mouth, I tried bribing him and I finally got my papers and it was completely ruined. My mom...
    18-21, F
    Apr 25, 2015
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