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I Think My Husband Is a Dumbass

for women whose husbands mid-life crisis is about to send them over the edge! 9 People

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    I have asked my husband for years to not wash my laundry, the girls or anyone elses. He has in the past and today washed again his skanky tennis shoes with our underwear. I told him tonight if he did it anymore I would cut his shoes up like they did in the laundry to my clothes...
    mcmillanjohnson mcmillanjohnson 41-45 Aug 1, 2011

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    Wtf

    I have literally moved around for the past few hours awaiting a MAN to take me some damn where... HINT, dressed, HINT, makeup, Hint, smelling nice, HINT hair done~ every strand... his stupid *** sits on the ******* VIDEO GAME... where are real men?  SO pissed that...
    PissedDHelloff PissedDHelloff 36-40, F Jan 2, 2010

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    My Husband Worked Hard Today And Needs To Go On And Take The Dumbassery Prize And Go Home

    My daughter who's practically 40 has always had a strained relationship with me. Admittedly over half was MY own fault. So to mend the fence I allowed her to come over to spend a couple of weeks with us. We live in separate cities. She has a boyfriend who didn't want her to...
    Ghinger Ghinger 56-60, F Nov 12, 2013

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    This is seriously killing me. I love him so much. We talk every day. I have always thought he was the most handsome man ever. He asked me for pictures the other day and I sent them...
    voicelessallure voicelessallure 22-25, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    After being with him for more than 10 years, the sex is almost non-existence, both of us are lazy to work on impressing each other, taking us for granted. My husband says he can't...
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    A month ago I started living with my mother's 60y/o friend. Mum and I have been helping her for the last 3yrs, since her husband died. He when he died, she was lost. Never paid a...
    Godess4Fun Godess4Fun 31-35, F 16 hrs ago

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    I am at the point that I need to separate from my husband of 10 years. Maybe just a few months or maybe permanently. We have 2 young kids and I have stayed because of them but I am...
    Loki39 Loki39 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    I love my husband because he allows me to go to school and works his tail off for me to focus solet on school and children. He's never asked me to work.
    ventingagain ventingagain 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    My husband not intersted in me he likes other ladys
    sobiarazzaq sobiarazzaq 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    One person that came to my mind is Teen Mom's Janelle! She couldn't even take care of the first kid she had and now she's having another one....dumbass! And I hate that some...
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 1

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    He was a pot smoking dumbass who dumped me because I wouldn't sleep with him..lol
    oathtoorder oathtoorder 18-21, F Aug 10

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    I can't stand being apart from him, mostly when we are away from home. Him being at work doesn't bother me if I'm in the comfort of my own home. I don't particularly like going to...
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    She introduced us when she started working at my workplace. later she told people that she only did that so that she made friends. then she told me that people told her i was...
    hopingformiracles hopingformiracles 22-25 1 Response Aug 11

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    It’s been 12 years since I married my Muslim husband and the road has truly been long and winding, but happy. At the time we got married I was Catholic and had no intention of...
    nuruldeen nuruldeen 36-40, M 3 Responses Jul 27

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    I cheated on my husband, then i left him. He was mean, and I'm tired of repeating the details, but by mean I intend to say that he fits into many of the descriptors of an...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Ok to make this brief, my husbands stepsister is the person who introduced us. When I actually started going out with him she did a complete U-turn and became quiet nasty. By the...
    hopingformiracles hopingformiracles 22-25 4 days ago

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    Dear Future Husband, This isn’t the first letter I’ve written to you. This may be the first one I’m sharing with you (and others), but I want you to know I’ve been...
    Jessicamlee21 Jessicamlee21 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    My husband, Mike, died on May 9, 2001. I was only 24 years old. He was only 26. There's never a day where I don't think about how much I miss him. I met my husband in high school...
    aladynamedkatie aladynamedkatie 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I read all of the stories and I can relate to them my husband was the sort of man that women adore beautiful in everyway but he is a functioning alcoholic .So I did it I left my...
    sunshineonarainyday sunshineonarainyday 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    Had an evening in with my wonderful husband the other night. The girls were away visiting their grandparents so we had the evening all to ourselves. The weather is really warm so I...
    Tina303 Tina303 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 25

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    Had an evening in with my wonderful husband the other night. The girls were away visiting their grandparents so we had the evening all to ourselves. The weather is really warm so I...
    Tina303 Tina303 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    I left my husband about 2 and 1/2 years ago. We were together for 7 years and we have 3 beautiful children together, but our marriage was toxic. He was extremely emotionally...
    Octoberbreeze Octoberbreeze 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 27

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    So, unfortunately as it is with so many of these stories, things are not going much better than when I found this page and started writing my experiences. Not much has changed...
    Cindermoon Cindermoon 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    It's been almost one week since my husband of 10 years fractured my nose, cheekbone, and black my eye and face. He chocked me out a little bit and I have various bruises on my arm...
    mrsmegnva mrsmegnva 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 24

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    I'm honestly not the type of person who wants to be alone all the time but I've become somewhat of a hermit lately. My husband is an alcoholic and it seems to keep getting worse...
    nikkib3809 nikkib3809 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 1

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    I hate my husband of 20 yrs. I often wish he would just leave or even die, and then feel like a horrible person for wishing for him to die. Not because I would miss him, but...
    shazzy41498 shazzy41498 46-50, F 4 Responses Aug 3

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    My husband and I have been in a relationship for ten years. I was 17 and he was 24. We have always been so attached to each and so much in love. We were best friends and told each...
    ramonap1990 ramonap1990 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Ok so my friend that calls me her sis was texting the guy I'm dating. Were all cool. I went to read the convo she's having with him and she's telling him how she was cheating on...
    sadelove sadelove 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    My husband's ex has caused us years of hassle - when we met they were still meeting up at her house. Every time he tried to end it with her, she harmed herself and even attempted...
    bebyvee bebyvee 26-30, F Jul 29

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    I have been thinking a lot about the girl friends code of ethics, the unspoken/unwritten rules. A few thoughts I had: 1. Thou shalt not date your friends ex. It is a matter of...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72 41-45, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    I recently caught my husband chatting on FB inappropriately with a woman. Today I found texts about meeting up with ANOTHER woman. These are both women he knows in real life. I...
    justapalebluedot justapalebluedot 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    So I got married in June. I've known my husband for 7-8 years (lost track), been living with him for around 7 months, and dating for a year. We have a baby together. Last month he...
    Ealasme Ealasme 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I am in love with 2 men! My husband of 6 years and an ex from 2008! I feel so **** as me and my husband have broken up as I've admitted I still have feelings for my ex but he is in...
    FionaP22 FionaP22 22-25 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Okay, I need to get this is off my chest. My husband never tries to see things from my perspective. Every time he upsets me he never takes me seriously and here is the most...
    jrlegg jrlegg 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    My husband'a family is so inconsiderate. His father is deceased so I've never met him. His mother is way too needy and is always seeking approval from the men in her life (her sons...
    lipservice22 lipservice22 31-35, F Jul 22

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    I'm trying to do the right thing not only for myself, but for my family, especially for my beautiful baby daughter, to whom I might never apologize enough for not choosing well her...
    mery81 mery81 31-35, F Jul 22

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    3Lia 3Lia 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 26

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    seekingharmony seekingharmony 36-40, F Jul 30

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    DesireHappy DesireHappy 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    katnguyen katnguyen 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    This is a story 10 years in the making. 10 years ago, I met the son of my mother's friend. He had a g/f (wife now - and she was there that night) and I had a b/f (husband now...
    crazycontrolled crazycontrolled 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 13

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    For those who have not been having sex with the same one person for 15 years or more can't express what long term or serial monogamy is like, I'd even say 10, but 15 is a good long...
    FrolickingFemale FrolickingFemale 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 13

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    I have struggled with my husband's disease for at least 25 years of the 36 we've been married. I never realized that I married into this disease, as I was always the kind of...
    Stndingrl Stndingrl 56-60, F 1 Response a week ago

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    About a month after I married my current husband, I discovered many emails, Facebook messages, linkedin messages, and other links to messages to other women. They were very...
    Susanrrhea Susanrrhea 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Thinking too much can make you go mad and thinking too deep could mean you are probably over analyzing issues that do not require too much of analysis in the first place. But...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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