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I Think My Husband Is a Dumbass

for women whose husbands mid-life crisis is about to send them over the edge! 9 People

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    I have asked my husband for years to not wash my laundry, the girls or anyone elses. He has in the past and today washed again his skanky tennis shoes with our underwear. I told him tonight if he did it anymore I would cut his shoes up like they did in the laundry to my clothes...
    mcmillanjohnson mcmillanjohnson 41-45 Aug 1, 2011

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    My Husband Worked Hard Today And Needs To Go On And Take The Dumbassery Prize And Go Home

    My daughter who's practically 40 has always had a strained relationship with me. Admittedly over half was MY own fault. So to mend the fence I allowed her to come over to spend a couple of weeks with us. We live in separate cities. She has a boyfriend who didn't want her to...
    Ghinger Ghinger 56-60, F Nov 12, 2013

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    Wtf

    I have literally moved around for the past few hours awaiting a MAN to take me some damn where... HINT, dressed, HINT, makeup, Hint, smelling nice, HINT hair done~ every strand... his stupid *** sits on the ******* VIDEO GAME... where are real men?  SO pissed that...
    PissedDHelloff PissedDHelloff 36-40, F Jan 2, 2010

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