You might not know this but this is actually my 3rd account here in EP. I first joined this website around March of last year, it was fun but when I got to know the other users...
I know I'm crazy lol! People who think they're normal though are the real psychos...
Little kids have to wear life jackets 2 reasons why they should wear them 1st is if they are new at swimming 2second if kids don't wear them they could drown "
I love kids, can't wait to have some of my own :)
According to my three children, I'm antique! 😟
I was in the living room with my kids... they were sitting down to watch TV, and I was logging into the computer.
i just love being arround them,
they are spontaneous
they live in the moment
thats something i like about kids and something we should learn from them
Kids may annoy me... But they're just so darn cute. D: I someday, want one!
My favorite (7 year old boy) asked me a question one day:
"Do you love someone?"
I knew what he meant and I immediately had my answer.
"Yeah, my mom, my dad..."
So I went out to dinner with my husband and met THE hottest woman I've ever seen in my life to the point of looking her up on social media. This can't be normal behaviour I am in...
Me: Jake what are you doing?
Jake: (4yr old) planting donuts!
I walk out to the back yard and jake is pouring a box of cheerios in a hole he dug cx
This Website is cool, i guess,
for the past week i have been dreaming of having sex with my math teacher
I have nothing, nothing to do on my freetime. I used to chat with people, but none of them want to talk with me. I like this guy (and i mean it, i LIKE him) but ofc, he does not...
Because there's no way I can go from 0-100 as quickly as I do.
When my cousin was little she said she like "choppeded" (as in chop-ted) ice in her drink.
I asked my 4 year old nephew to marry me and he laughed and said no... :(
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
I learned in the second grade via the "Palmer Method"
I'm from Europe and we write it :)
Can you be my mom?
No sweetie I can't.
Because you already have a mom and if she knew you asked me that she'd be upset.
I want a step-mom.
So you want your mom and dad to...
Whenever I bring up cursive, nobody younger than me knows what the hell I'm talking about... It's so sad >.>
9/11 is my favorite holiday.
Small children are just naturally the cutest things in the world and say some of the most funniest and coolest things out there and are just fun to be around
As a kid, my favourite song at the age of 5 was Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne (at the time when she was insanely popular). I remember asking my mom what "fugly" meant...as her reply...
I worked with the 3-5 year olds at my church for four years, so I heard some pretty funny things. One girl's imaginative interpretation of the story of Jonah was my favorite. "That...
Me: "Hey Mark!"
Little cousin: "If you were an animal you would be a cow"
Like, literally, the CUTEST things!(-.-")
Kid: I'm going to be a lawyer when I grow up
Sister: Well I'M gonna be a tiger, cause tigers eat lawyers
Me and my 3 year old son Gavin's conversations
Gavin:daddy i want to be you when i gwow up
Me: oh really why
Gavin: so i can dwive
Me:what car do u want?
Me: my car is...
Kids today have no kind of freedom whatsoever. I feel because of the generation I was born in I am weaker and less prepared for adult life. I don't know how to make decisions for...
You arent crazy if you think you are crazy. You seem to have a firm grip on reality to me. "crazy" person. :)
So, I think I'm crazy, like really I have problems! I just can;t connect with anyone. I just spent the day yesterday avoiding some girls at school... they're not bullying me they...
I dream all the time. My favorite and most unlikely to happen dream is that I would be a superhero, but I wouldn't save the innocent. No, I would save the bad guys. After all...