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I Think My Middle Finger Can Talk

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 164 People

    It Has Its Own Conversations With People

    People usually get mad for some reason. Dunno why...it was just being honest and if they weren't being ******** in the first place then it wouldn't have had to say anything. All my other fingers are offended at the lack of respect Birdie gets. Hmph.
    lucifette lucifette 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 26, 2011

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    Mine Says...

    Doesn't the midle finger symbolize the heart? Oh well when ever I show  the finger to someone it's because I'm telling them to f*** off.
    AngelsReflection AngelsReflection 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2010

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    Smartie

    My middle finger can say read my lips, and does so when ever the need arises .lol
    stillgrieving stillgrieving 41-45 1 Response May 15, 2010

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    Can't Yours?

    It says things when I cannot - whether it be due to frustration or traffic.  However, it usually only speaks when spoken to first and rarely starts a conversation on it's own. 
    Trying2DoItAll Trying2DoItAll 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 29, 2011

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    My Middle Finger Only Knows How To Say Two Words

    **** YOU! Please excuse my middle finger it suffers from Tourettes.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F May 15, 2010

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    This Birdy Is Lippy ;)

    I've let the bird fly before...some folks just ask for it. Like, hey, I'm gonna walk out in front of your car or stop in front of you....or they decide to cuss me out....and in that case, I let my fingers do the talkin' 
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M Jun 15, 2010

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    Yep!

    It pretty much expresses what I want to say when I feel offended.
    SomewhereTomorrow SomewhereTomorrow 18-21, F Jan 4, 2011

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    Yeah it's a talented wee thing.

    . it's standing right up there with it's two friends Index Finger, and Ring finger. Right bout now it's saying - Read between the lines as to what I think of your suggestion.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F Aug 28, 2015

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    Arghh!!!!!!!

    I am so mad, sad, frustrated...I wish I could smash something!! and curse at the top of my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I get thinking.. and I know it won't fill the void.. I have been abnormally angry recently and can't pinpoint exactly why.. I am ready for a change... I...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 Jun 15, 2010

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    I wish I had a middle finger

    for everyone who needs it at the same time . Lol
    Bpack Bpack 31-35 Dec 27, 2014

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    :):):)

    I respect all my enemies,my middle finger raises 2 salute them!!!
    natdj88 natdj88 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 9, 2010

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    It Has A Mind Of It's Own

    Yeah it's true, my middle finger can talk and do all sorts of stuff. But what ever you do, do not and I repeat do not get him mad because when he get's mad he stands up from the rest of his buddy's and says "**** You"Yep, he's one crazy bastard.And this was my beautiful but yet...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M Dec 12, 2012

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    At Least Its Better Than Words...

    Sometimes, I just get so mad, so upset at everything...and when I want to be left alone. There are times when my tolerance reaches its limit and I can no longer respond to the stupid questions people throw at me. So my middle finger does the talking and lets them know to leave me...
    ConLocura ConLocura 18-21, F Jul 19, 2010

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    Yep.

    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 30, 2011

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    Yep.

    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Let Your Fingers Do The Talking.

    My middle finger contains the rudest bones in my body; it is always expressing my displeasure to other drivers.  Just yesterday I saw it saying "**** you" to this man that cut me off in traffic. Oh well he has my best interests at heart.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses May 15, 2010

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    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    Mrs Palmer

    is our mom.i have 5 sisters.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 26, 2010

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