I Think My Middle Finger Can Talk

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    It pretty much expresses what I want to say when I feel offended.
    SomewhereTomorrow SomewhereTomorrow
    18-21, F
    Jan 4, 2011

    Let Your Fingers Do The Talking.

    My middle finger contains the rudest bones in my body; it is always expressing my displeasure to other drivers.  Just yesterday I saw it saying "**** you" to this man that cut me off in traffic. Oh well he has my best interests at heart.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    3 Responses May 15, 2010

    At Least Its Better Than Words...

    Sometimes, I just get so mad, so upset at everything...and when I want to be left alone. There are times when my tolerance reaches its limit and I can no longer respond to the stupid questions people throw at me. So my middle finger does the talking and lets them know to leave me...
    ConLocura ConLocura
    18-21, F
    Jul 19, 2010

    Can't Yours?

    It says things when I cannot - whether it be due to frustration or traffic.  However, it usually only speaks when spoken to first and rarely starts a conversation on it's own. 
    Trying2DoItAll Trying2DoItAll
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 29, 2011

    I wish I had a middle finger

    for everyone who needs it at the same time . Lol
    Bpack Bpack
    Dec 27, 2014


    My middle finger can say read my lips, and does so when ever the need arises .lol
    stillgrieving stillgrieving
    1 Response May 15, 2010


    I am so mad, sad, frustrated...I wish I could smash something!! and curse at the top of my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I get thinking.. and I know it won't fill the void.. I have been abnormally angry recently and can't pinpoint exactly why.. I am ready for a change... I...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Jun 15, 2010
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 10, 2015

    It Has Its Own Conversations With People

    People usually get mad for some reason. Dunno why...it was just being honest and if they weren't being ******** in the first place then it wouldn't have had to say anything. All my other fingers are offended at the lack of respect Birdie gets. Hmph.
    lucifette lucifette
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2011


    I respect all my enemies,my middle finger raises 2 salute them!!!
    natdj88 natdj88
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 9, 2010

    My Middle Finger Only Knows How To Say Two Words

    **** YOU! Please excuse my middle finger it suffers from Tourettes.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    May 15, 2010

    This Birdy Is Lippy ;)

    I've let the bird fly before...some folks just ask for it. Like, hey, I'm gonna walk out in front of your car or stop in front of you....or they decide to cuss me out....and in that case, I let my fingers do the talkin' 
    Stahl Stahl
    31-35, M
    Jun 15, 2010

    Mine Says...

    Doesn't the midle finger symbolize the heart? Oh well when ever I show  the finger to someone it's because I'm telling them to f*** off.
    AngelsReflection AngelsReflection
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2010

    Yeah it's a talented wee thing.

    . it's standing right up there with it's two friends Index Finger, and Ring finger. Right bout now it's saying - Read between the lines as to what I think of your suggestion.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Aug 28, 2015


    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted
    Mar 30, 2011


    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Mar 30, 2011
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