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I Think My Middle Finger Can Talk

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    Yep.

    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 30, 2011

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    Yep!

    It pretty much expresses what I want to say when I feel offended.
    SomewhereTomorrow SomewhereTomorrow 18-21, F Jan 4, 2011

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    :):):)

    I respect all my enemies,my middle finger raises 2 salute them!!!
    natdj88 natdj88 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 9, 2010

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    It Has A Mind Of It's Own

    Yeah it's true, my middle finger can talk and do all sorts of stuff. But what ever you do, do not and I repeat do not get him mad because when he get's mad he stands up from the rest of his buddy's and says "**** You"Yep, he's one crazy bastard.And this was my beautiful but yet...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Dec 12, 2012

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    Smartie

    My middle finger can say read my lips, and does so when ever the need arises .lol
    stillgrieving stillgrieving 41-45 1 Response May 15, 2010

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    Yep.

    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Mine Says...

    Doesn't the midle finger symbolize the heart? Oh well when ever I show  the finger to someone it's because I'm telling them to f*** off.
    AngelsReflection AngelsReflection 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2010

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    Can't Yours?

    It says things when I cannot - whether it be due to frustration or traffic.  However, it usually only speaks when spoken to first and rarely starts a conversation on it's own. 
    Trying2DoItAll Trying2DoItAll 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 29, 2011

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    My Middle Finger Only Knows How To Say Two Words

    **** YOU! Please excuse my middle finger it suffers from Tourettes.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F May 15, 2010

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    It Has Its Own Conversations With People

    People usually get mad for some reason. Dunno why...it was just being honest and if they weren't being ******** in the first place then it wouldn't have had to say anything. All my other fingers are offended at the lack of respect Birdie gets. Hmph.
    lucifette lucifette 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 26, 2011

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    Let Your Fingers Do The Talking.

    My middle finger contains the rudest bones in my body; it is always expressing my displeasure to other drivers.  Just yesterday I saw it saying "**** you" to this man that cut me off in traffic. Oh well he has my best interests at heart.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses May 15, 2010

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    At Least Its Better Than Words...

    Sometimes, I just get so mad, so upset at everything...and when I want to be left alone. There are times when my tolerance reaches its limit and I can no longer respond to the stupid questions people throw at me. So my middle finger does the talking and lets them know to leave me...
    PorcelainChinaDoll PorcelainChinaDoll 18-21, F Jul 19, 2010

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    This Birdy Is Lippy ;)

    I've let the bird fly before...some folks just ask for it. Like, hey, I'm gonna walk out in front of your car or stop in front of you....or they decide to cuss me out....and in that case, I let my fingers do the talkin' 
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M Jun 15, 2010

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    Mrs Palmer

    is our mom.i have 5 sisters.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 26, 2010

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    Arghh!!!!!!!

    I am so mad, sad, frustrated...I wish I could smash something!! and curse at the top of my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I get thinking.. and I know it won't fill the void.. I have been abnormally angry recently and can't pinpoint exactly why.. I am ready for a change... I...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F Jun 15, 2010

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    Hehe thats a good one seriously other than a guys **** only your middle finger sticks up for you !! ;)
    anasteel2 anasteel2 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    i'm looking for somebody that i can talk to when i need someone. just some one to talk to about anything no matter what it is. I'll be there for them when they need me and vice...
    danielfrost danielfrost 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    Since thats rare. My mouth is more protective. But the finger did well a few times.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M a week ago

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    He's always there for me when no one else can be, I guess. XD Love you, bro lol
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M a week ago

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    Anyone ever want a friend guy or girl to talk to anything about? I don't think that's realistically possible because there's always judgment but either way there's a connection or...
    enoch1005 enoch1005 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    So it's my second week of school and I'm a sophomore in high school. During P.E. I was sitting on the bleachers near this beautiful girl and her friends. I heard them start talking...
    XavierSpeaks XavierSpeaks 13-15, M 2 Responses Sep 5

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    My life is changing because of 1 person. Most days are like a roller coaster with that many ups and downs. Talking for hours everyday I guess that'll happen. A person can change...
    myownbox myownbox 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm 22 and I realized that I forgot how to talk to girls!!!! Have I been out of the dating world that long!!??
    RealJ92 RealJ92 22-25, M Aug 19

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    ✔️I need a friend to talk to...
    Arianna191 Arianna191 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I just would really like a friend to talk to at any time. About anything, everything. Someone to skype with me while I do my homework and listen to music. Someone who wouldn't...
    onceafunnything onceafunnything 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Sometimes I fail to say what i think. I get all wrapped up in thoughts and dreams, but I never forget what she truly means. It might be a cliche...but she's the first person I...
    seeinglife2x2 seeinglife2x2 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My cousins are stuck in a sibling rivalry that has lasted for as long as I know them . . . . . They have always been like brothers to me but they can never stop their bickering and...
    Aroura666 Aroura666 16-17, F Aug 23

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    About a year ago, I saw a very dark lesion on my skin. It was black and about the size of a cockroach. I immediately suspected it may be melanoma. Now I am a nursing student. I...
    kalila37 kalila37 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I think a chicken nugget can change your life too.
    GenericChickenNugget GenericChickenNugget 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    that's just bull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    juno1987 juno1987 26-30, M a week ago

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    I found some! Hehehehehehehehhe
    amjss amjss 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    💖Your Heart is your Love, Your love is your Family,Your family is your Future , Your future is your Destiny , Your destiny is your Ambition, Your ambition is your Aspiration...
    josh199500100 josh199500100 18-21, M Aug 29

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    When you listen to my voice you start feeling relaxed, just wanting MORE, going even deeper in a state of trance. I use skype to voice chat with you.
    Markus001 Markus001 41-45, M Sep 6

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    It gets really really bad...
    heartzs heartzs 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    “Many people feel that the various religions of mankind are simply different paths leading to the same goal. Others believe that there is only one true faith. Have you wondered...
    Tuesdaygone Tuesdaygone 41-45, F Aug 31

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    I would love to teach a young woman how to enjoy their body to the fullest and open up their desire to explore their sexuality!
    wantayounglady wantayounglady 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My life has been change out of influence of three guys, the first one simply broke me, the second made me go back to being good just so that at the end I will be even worse than...
    simplyfuckit simplyfuckit 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Sometimes, but not always. I think a person can talk about other things (within reasonable limits) even if they are a Christian.
    GreenButtercup GreenButtercup 36-40, F Aug 20

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    Hey there. I'm going through a rough patch in life at the moment. I lost my friends, and my job in the space of 3 days, and I'm having a hard time finding a new job. I don't...
    JaseNZ JaseNZ 31-35, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Anybody someone I can talk to?
    sporty03 sporty03 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 3

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    You don't notice much about me anymore. I'm your daughter. You should be the first to see what's wrong. But you don't. You don't see the despair in my eyes or the tears on my face...
    NeverTrulyWanted NeverTrulyWanted 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I really do like it on here, I like the people I meet, I like talking to people, I enjoy all of that stuff. But, well, I just have a lot of reasons to leave. For one thing, half...
    sblp2017 sblp2017 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    I don't talk to anyone so I'm obviously a thinker. I'm not stimulating my brain by talking to others, but I am when I think. What can a 14 year old possibly think about? I can...
    OurWingsAreFlawed OurWingsAreFlawed 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    I can't believed he is Gone... I felt its like a nightmare to think I cannot talk to him anymore and I cannot see him again the only left to me was his memories He is Gone now... I...
    modelrose modelrose 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Im gonna fix my F'd up life ! :P :D Hold me to it if you care to. I'll be grateful. Ask me how im doing with the plan. For all of you that are looking for a change, here are 11...
    sum1ab sum1ab 46-50, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I enjoy helping others. The self fulfillment you're entitled to when accomplishing your goal to help others is uncanny... It's amazing. If anyone needs help or just wants to talk...
    Austinable97 Austinable97 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    I don't see this as a betrayal just as yet but I'm getting a feeling that a certain person in my life should not be trusted. Time and time again she would jump sides: siding with...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 22-25, F Aug 20

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    I want to have an immense amount of people I can talk to. I want to have one girl that I can flirt with. I don't want people that fake with me. I don't want people that think...
    CJCA CJCA 18-21, M Aug 26

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    okay, so ever since i can remember, I KNEW i didn't belong in this generation/decade. Let's face it: I'm MISERABLE here!!!!!! everything's perverted, grotesque, and just...
    LostRocker77 LostRocker77 13-15, F 5 Responses Sep 4