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I Think My Middle Finger Can Talk

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 159 People

    This Birdy Is Lippy ;)

    I've let the bird fly before...some folks just ask for it. Like, hey, I'm gonna walk out in front of your car or stop in front of you....or they decide to cuss me out....and in that case, I let my fingers do the talkin' 
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M Jun 15, 2010

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    My Middle Finger Only Knows How To Say Two Words

    **** YOU! Please excuse my middle finger it suffers from Tourettes.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F May 15, 2010

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    Let Your Fingers Do The Talking.

    My middle finger contains the rudest bones in my body; it is always expressing my displeasure to other drivers.  Just yesterday I saw it saying "**** you" to this man that cut me off in traffic. Oh well he has my best interests at heart.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses May 15, 2010

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    It Has A Mind Of It's Own

    Yeah it's true, my middle finger can talk and do all sorts of stuff. But what ever you do, do not and I repeat do not get him mad because when he get's mad he stands up from the rest of his buddy's and says "**** You"Yep, he's one crazy bastard.And this was my beautiful but yet...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Dec 12, 2012

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    Smartie

    My middle finger can say read my lips, and does so when ever the need arises .lol
    stillgrieving stillgrieving 41-45 1 Response May 15, 2010

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    Yep!

    It pretty much expresses what I want to say when I feel offended.
    SomewhereTomorrow SomewhereTomorrow 18-21, F Jan 4, 2011

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    I wish I had a middle finger

    for everyone who needs it at the same time . Lol
    Bpack Bpack 31-35 Dec 27, 2014

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    It Has Its Own Conversations With People

    People usually get mad for some reason. Dunno why...it was just being honest and if they weren't being ******** in the first place then it wouldn't have had to say anything. All my other fingers are offended at the lack of respect Birdie gets. Hmph.
    lucifette lucifette 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 26, 2011

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    At Least Its Better Than Words...

    Sometimes, I just get so mad, so upset at everything...and when I want to be left alone. There are times when my tolerance reaches its limit and I can no longer respond to the stupid questions people throw at me. So my middle finger does the talking and lets them know to leave me...
    ConLocura ConLocura 18-21, F Jul 19, 2010

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    Mine Says...

    Doesn't the midle finger symbolize the heart? Oh well when ever I show  the finger to someone it's because I'm telling them to f*** off.
    AngelsReflection AngelsReflection 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2010

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    Can't Yours?

    It says things when I cannot - whether it be due to frustration or traffic.  However, it usually only speaks when spoken to first and rarely starts a conversation on it's own. 
    Trying2DoItAll Trying2DoItAll 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 29, 2011

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    Mrs Palmer

    is our mom.i have 5 sisters.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 26, 2010

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    Yep.

    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    Yep.

    It can and it says **** YOU 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 30, 2011

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    Arghh!!!!!!!

    I am so mad, sad, frustrated...I wish I could smash something!! and curse at the top of my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I get thinking.. and I know it won't fill the void.. I have been abnormally angry recently and can't pinpoint exactly why.. I am ready for a change... I...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F Jun 15, 2010

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    :):):)

    I respect all my enemies,my middle finger raises 2 salute them!!!
    natdj88 natdj88 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 9, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I'm going to thank my middle fingers for helping me With some stuff I needed help in This may sound nasty to hear but I'm going to write it anyway. I'm thankful to have a middle...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    It's not just the bird that the middle finger is good for! There are other means of expression it can be useful for. Never underestimate the usefulness of your middle finger!
    Rovigatti Rovigatti 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    when shxt hits the fan and people just go ape yelling at you..keep it humble, middle fingers up and walk away thats what I do
    staceyhazellee staceyhazellee 18-21, F Feb 7

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    http://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/
    Fegelein Fegelein 41-45, M Feb 16

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    Idk, it's just awkward and weird taking to them about personal things. I can talk to my siblings, especially my little sister, about stuff, but my parents are a different story...
    Julez3 Julez3 16-17, M Jan 28

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    Well this is a first so lately I was kinda looking for forums or blogs that I can join and just say out my thoughts... Well a lot has been happening lately and I find it hard to...
    ellesaratoubi ellesaratoubi 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    Anyone can talk to me, I love to talk to other people about myself and love to hear about other people and analyse their situations ;) So if anyone needs help figuring things out I...
    GeorgiePeg GeorgiePeg 13-15, F Feb 15

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    You can talk to me about anything. Problems, sex, your family, what makes you happy, who stressed you out, anything If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm all ears
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    You can talk to me about anything :)
    TassiAnime TassiAnime 18-21 1 Response Feb 14

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    Take 2 of his story. Take 1 was deleted literally seconds after I posted it because I used 2 or 3 "offensive" words. I will use "less offensive words" in this take. One day I was...
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M Feb 6

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    I have bad social anxiety,i didn't realize what social anxiety was until my late teens.I do know that I've had it for a very long time though. Social anxiety makes even the...
    dreamer899 dreamer899 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    I'd like to be able to talk with people, but I can never think of anything interesting to say, any advice?
    LordOfDarkness95 LordOfDarkness95 18-21, M Feb 18

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    I share my thought's and find out whom I really am I can share my feeling's not what I 'm thinking please message me here or PM .. I rather talk to female
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M Feb 19

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    And that's fine with me . You can't expect they understand you totally and it maybe difficult for them to see thing that they can't stand and try to stop you doing it . Even you...
    Mrshouhou Mrshouhou 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    I tried to post earlier. I'm worried that I have no one to talk to in my current state. I don't know what I would possibly do to myself. Anyone feels like talking to a depressed...
    Khaleesi18 Khaleesi18 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30

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    It sucks because I'm always there if someone needs to talk, but whenever I want to talk, they're there for about 10 minutes and then they just go.
    justinbartolome justinbartolome 13-15, M Jan 30

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    I just want a friend to be close to me whom I can share and talk about anything! I promise to be loyal to u and so we can make really good friends!!
    Borika Borika 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 11

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    I'm pretty much open to talk about anything. Whatever I'm not familiar with, I'm willing to be educated on. I'm pretty open-minded, very liberated, so many are not alone. Feel free...
    NaomiSunJourney NaomiSunJourney 31-35, F Feb 15

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    Im for those who just need someone to talk to. i try to respond quickly
    chrissed47 chrissed47 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 15

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    if any1 need a friend to talk can msg me..
    mannankaur3 mannankaur3 18-21, M Feb 15

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    I welcome anyone who wishes to discuss anything,whether it is issues surrounding relationships,confidence building,talks.Im open minded to most subjects and will respect your...
    andromeda andromeda 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    If anyone needs someone to talk to with a neutral position and no judgement im here
    Corneredblades Corneredblades 13-15, M Feb 15

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    Every girl in my phone list would be like " wtf, why are we talking more than 5minutes ". I would like to have a full conversation about life and random thoughts, but none of them...
    Mardiez Mardiez 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    She's always there when I need her! Lol!!! <3
    ninibae ninibae 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    Oh what would I do without you
    justhatgurl justhatgurl 16-17, F Feb 8

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    i need a girl bestfriend who is 13-14 snd will be nice
    prodemonz prodemonz 13-15, M 5 hrs ago

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    I believe this is a trait of introversion. If pressed to give true voice to any one of the myriad farrago flitting through my chronically exhausted mind, I am often unable to...
    ThistleAndWeeds ThistleAndWeeds 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    I haven't had a friend for years.. it sucks
    Dissociator Dissociator 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I'd love a good conversation right now
    DHggmu DHggmu 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 14

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    I know in most cases it's hard for someone to open up to a stranger but I'd like people to know I'm here.
    Daivancey Daivancey 18-21, M Feb 14

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    I an hear to listen give my opinion if you want it and a shoulder to cry on if you need it
    iwouldntmind iwouldntmind 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 15

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