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I Think My Purse Is A Black Hole

We can't find anything in our purses because they swallow everything! 151 People

    maewest42 maewest42 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 19, 2014

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    It Has It's Own Life, Social Security Number, And Tax Evasion Chargers, My Purse Has More Of A Personality Too I Suspect...

    I am now going to attempt to crawl into my purse *struggles a little* and close the thing, then hibernate for ooh lets see, six months should work for me.  Now if only I could just get my foot in. 
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F Dec 17, 2011

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    Gotten To Be Too Much.

    I now refuse to carry around a purse. If I can't comfortably fit my items in my pockets than things will just have to be left behind. There really was no reason to be carrying around makeup that expired 2 years ago and candy wrappers. lol
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F Mar 24, 2011

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    It Is!

    I can never find what I need in the damn thing! No matter how I organize it, or how many purses I try to organize, it always turns out to be a miserable failure. Every time I lose something, my purse is ALWAYS the first place I look, even if whatever is missing is too large to...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F Sep 21, 2010

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    Seriously.

    I put SO much makeup into my bag, everything else just gets lost in there O.o
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 Mar 6, 2011

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    Seriously.

    I put SO much makeup into my bag, everything else just gets lost in there O.o
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 Mar 6, 2011

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    I Just Don't Understand

    I usually have a fairly small purse, I mean, how much do I really need to carry in it, right?  Wallet, phone, compact, keys, spare tampons, some change, a little package of kleenex, a pen.... nothing more. But somehow, and I just don't understand how, no matter what it is...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 10 Responses Mar 1, 2011

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    Too Prepared?

    I think sometimes I'm a bit odd. I seriously do. I carry like a little container meant for, yes I actually bought it full of q-tips and now I make sure it's stocked with em wherever I go. Now that's not all. I make sure my first aid kit (the little white box you can buy at...
    ImOnlyMe84 ImOnlyMe84 26-30, F Nov 18, 2013

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    Not Guilty

    You call it a wallet, we say purse.  Now I know its not my fault the money disappears.
    avatarunknown avatarunknown 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 13, 2011

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    If The Average Purse Is A Black Hole...

    If the average purse is a black hole, mine is the same hole after it's had children. (Or for you male readers - it's the same hole after it's been to prison.) I carry a large purse - I admit - but it has compartments and gizmos inside for keys and fountain pens, and every...
    TwylaMarie TwylaMarie 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    A few years ago, when I was 10 years old, I put on a dress, white pantyhose, and a blue jean jacket and I went for a walk by myself in the wooded area behind my house one day. It...
    prettyinpink24 prettyinpink24 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    I am a 13 year old white girl and I have only had a couple of boyfriends since I have been old enough to date and they have both been white boys. But lately I've started to get...
    ericawalker ericawalker 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    Wow, this just seems like a bunch of white hoes glorifying black ****. Smh. Well, unlike most white women, since I'm black I can relate to black men more than you ever could. I do...
    TheAhura TheAhura 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 14

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    I am a happily married man who has grown to new heights in my marriage as of late......My problem is......I am insatiably attracted to black women......I know that being married...
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