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I Think My X Is Dumber Than Yours

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 95 People

    She/he Probably Was

    all the women i date are extremely intelligent they might be nuts, but they're all supa-smart in some sort of way i'm not really attracted to dumb people
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Alphabet.

    I bet my x and y and probably z are smarter than your whole alphabet.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 Nov 13, 2008

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    How Could You 1/2 Cheat On Someone?

    That's the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard! Either you cheated or you didn't. I busted him in his lie. But the lucky idiot got with "another" woman as soon as I found him cheating on someone "else". He cheated on me for this chick, & then when I busted...
    otad12 otad12 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2009

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    Oh Believe Me, I Don't Like My Ex Much At All...

    however, it seems to me that referring to your ex as "stupid" is a more damning reflection upon the person who chose to make a life with the aforesaid "stupid" individual (i.e., YOU). my ex isn't stupid, but he certainly isn't who i thought he was. and that makes me feel, well...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 23, 2011

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    shesheme shesheme 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 3, 2014

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    He Seriously Had It All

    We had the nice house, 2 cars, a dog, beautiful child, toys, boats, you name it we had it. He had a loving, devoted  wife - a wife that at one time would have died for her mate.... Wow- I loved him. He was not my soul mate, but I promised myself that the...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2009

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    The Idiot Part 1

    I'd like to invite you to what I'm calling the "X Chronicles". Just one more way that we can all vent and talk about the idiotic ways our X's crap on our world! So let's begin with today... I drop the kiddies off and hand X a baggie with corn dogs because...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 12 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    MORON!

    The idiot wants nothing to do with father's day but the kids want to go see him. I have the teen take the car so I don't have to sit there and suffer with them and she ends up suffering. He visited with them for a few minutes then sends them to a park in 100 degree weather...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 21, 2009

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    The Idiot Part 2...

    hhmmm giving them parts might be an issue as they will add up fast and we may run out of room for them all. *giggles* I was just thinking of a couple of other things from last night when I picked the children up and thought why not add them. So his new theory is that my son is...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 12, 2008

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    She Was Book Smart

    My ex is book smart.  Actually, I'd say she is much better than I at studying.  But she had ZERO street smarts.  Dumb. It was like she hadn't experienced anything in the world except school and sports.  It was mind numbing. Very frusterating.
    bellonium bellonium 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2008

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    Handy Group Huh

    Today's stupid act... Moron couldn't pawn off my children on anyone so he had to take a sick baby to do some side job. Well dumb *** misplaces the new, medicated, diaper cream from yesterdays visit. He tries to cover it up by telling me that she's just doing so much better that...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 25, 2009

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    He was a pot smoking dumbass

    who dumped me because I wouldn't sleep with him..lol
    oathtoorder oathtoorder 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10, 2014

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    One of My Exes...

    ...did her best to live up to the stereotype of the dumb blonde.  She would perform oral sex, but would never swallow. There's no problem with not swallowing, but her reason for not swallowing is because she thought she might get pregnant. That, my friends, is Stupid with...
    VendettA12 VendettA12 33, M 5 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    Among Other Things

    This is just the latest in a long stream of "Du-oh" moments for my ex...  The whole time we have been divorced he has insisted on maintaining separate toys and clothing stores for the kids--I have my set in my house and he has a completely different set of clothes...
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F Nov 16, 2008

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    Dear Jerkface

    Wow where do I honestly begin ? I have so many mixed hurt feelings.HOw could you how ? Why I dont understand was it something i did something i said ? I know you would love to throw the blame of your actions on me but. i know in my heart i did nothing wrong you just mainupated...
    Tawny26 Tawny26 26-30, F 2 Responses May 22, 2011

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    Tacky Tatoo

    Ok, granted, my Ex doesn't top MSP's, but.... I do have one to top some, though. My Ex had my name tatooed on his arm right AFTER we divorced. Wishful thinking on his part, with NO prompting on my part, I assure you!  My name is not short, so this tat...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 18 Responses Nov 13, 2008

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    My Ex Is Dumber Than Yours

    I am on my third marriage.  The first time, I married too young, so it didn't work out, as we were both very immature (I still love him to this day). The second one... well, I married a dumbass. This is how dumb this man was.  He would buy alot of toys...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

    Basically, The Boy with the Brown eyes once asked me how to spell "do." He also doesn't seem to grasp the concept of sarcasm and thinks the greeting "hey" is spelt with an a instead of an e. He has the memory span of a goldfish. I mean dear god, once you've said a story a few...
    Notsotypicalgirlnextdoor Notsotypicalgirlnextdoor 22-25, F Oct 13, 2013

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    My Ex May Be the Most Annoying and Dumb...

    My ex always wanted to be a biker. When I met him, he had a used Honda, and later on, he bought a used Harley. Nice bikes, each, but he never was part of a motorcycle gang or anything...he would pretend he was in his leather vest and boots. He always went overboard on everything...
    Diamond427 Diamond427 46-50, F Nov 13, 2008

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    Trust Me. She's Dumber.

    she argued with me about whether or not there is any alcohol in wine
    willwillwill willwillwill 16-17, M 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    The Idiot Part Tres

    So new news on the idiot... he's leaving tonight for MIAMI! Here's your warning to run guys, he'll be there before dawn! LMAO Yeah supposedly it's a four month job but last time he played this game it was after Katrina. He spent a month in New Olreans hanging out with buddies...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    As Britney Says "Uh Oh He Did It Again"

    Idiot brings the kids home from a family party and my son comes right to me to show me his boo boo. Yep another one... he bought them... wait, no, take that back, someone GAVE him a puppy. It looks like a Chow mix and HUGE for only three months old. I don't know all the...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 21, 2009

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    I used to think that adults were born adults, and children were born children, and people change age but they do not age in appearance. I never drew the line, and always thought...
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 21

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    Why is it that when you get out of highschool people grow up and act as if their lifes are better than yours? Like you know those friends who you were friends with for a long time...
    MKxoxo MKxoxo 22-25, F Feb 23

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    I think rather than censor free speech and report a post you don't like, you should just block the person. Let everyone say what they want. If it's not your thing you don't have...
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 7 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I would... although l have many acquaintances and enjoy chatting with them, like others l have a few close friends, whom l can discuss anything with, no holds barred...you know who...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

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    Well; It's a big commitment and isn't it a big mess when it doesn't work out.. I think too many people jump into "marriage" too quickly.. So here's 25 reasons not to marry/settle...
    TheMightyAphrodite TheMightyAphrodite 41-45, F 10 Responses Feb 20

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    I would like anyone and everyone who reads my statuses and all that to look at this : Cheating is wrong, It makes the one being cheated on feel like they weren't good enough. If I...
    RyRyOfAwesomeness RyRyOfAwesomeness 16-17, M 7 hrs ago

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     Let's talk about listening. Active listening. Consider these questions:What is the difference between hearing and listening? What are the different kinds of listening...
    1alwaysdreaming 1alwaysdreaming 18-21, F 21 Responses 3 days ago

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    I know, I know, great right? Yet another confused teenager thinking their over hormone driven feelings mean they are in love. Typical right? Let me tell you my story maybe you can...
    camomeal camomeal 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    I just wanted to say that there are a lot of struggles that people deal with in this world. Depression, anxiety, abandonment, weight gain/loss, anger, sexuality, etc. Insecurity is...
    velvetskies velvetskies 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 17

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    For all you peeps complaining about your crap valentines day.. Firstly it is just another day. If you are relying on your partner to do something special this ONE day a year there...
    aquagrl aquagrl 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 16

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    IF I WERE YOU...Ask yourself, wouldn't you want to know if someone loves and cares about you?There are moments that come only once in our lives, no matter how long we wait or how...
    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    "I Choose You"Sara BareillesLet the bough break, let it come down crashingLet the sun fade out to a dark skyI can't say I'd even notice it was absentCause I could live by the light...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 24

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    Don't ask me to change. It's just the way I am. Don't second-guess yourself and why it took me so long to come around. I'm giving up the hope. That used to get you by. And don't...
    WeCouldBeDead WeCouldBeDead 16-17, F Feb 18

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    The book. I dropped out of high school my first time around, so in my early 20's I returned, this time to an adult learning centre in Toronto. At that time I was writing a lot of...
    Debravity Debravity 36-40, M 6 Responses Feb 18

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    You know sometimes you think you know it all. You think you've come to a point in your life when you say I've finished learning. I've lived half of my life and by now I should know...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    I have a dad who, more or less at times. Always have been rather anxious, causious, nervous, poor self-image, slightly depressive. Mom even somewhat the same, tho differently...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    All right, bear with me. This letter is long. Please give me your time. I'm proud of my words, maturity, and truthfulness in this letter and I'd love for you to read it and give me...
    moonilluminatedroom moonilluminatedroom 18-21, F Feb 10

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    I'm thinking about it right now... someone told me to kill myself today. but it wasn't like "oh go kill yourself" it was more like "oh you think you're so smart and so pretty...
    jayissosadlike jayissosadlike 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    Can you see what I have become I've grown so cold I'm getting numb Down to the bone Because being real never worked out for me Playing these games is such a waste of time Somewhere...
    WeCouldBeDead WeCouldBeDead 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Please current friends and future friends....You need to understand this. I can not be led on a leash...I do actually think for myself. If you are the kind that thinks I have to...
    OneClassyLady OneClassyLady 70+, F 5 Responses Feb 16

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