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I Think My X Is Dumber Than Yours

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    My Ex May Be the Most Annoying and Dumb... - My ex always wanted to be a biker. When I met him, he had a used Honda, and later on, he bought a used Harley. Nice bikes, each, but he...
    Diamond427 Diamond427 46-50, F Nov 13, 2008

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    Dear Jerkface - Wow where do I honestly begin ? I have so many mixed hurt feelings.HOw could you how ? Why I dont understand was it something i did something i said ? I know you...
    Tawny26 Tawny26 26-30, F 2 Responses May 22, 2011

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    As Britney Says "Uh Oh He Did It Again" - Idiot brings the kids home from a family party and my son comes right to me to show me his boo boo. Yep another one... he bought them...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 21, 2009

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    Handy Group Huh - Today's stupid act... Moron couldn't pawn off my children on anyone so he had to take a sick baby to do some side job. Well dumb *** misplaces the new, medicated...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 25, 2009

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    MORON! - The idiot wants nothing to do with father's day but the kids want to go see him. I have the teen take the car so I don't have to sit there and suffer with them and...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 21, 2009

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    One of My Exes... - ...did her best to live up to the stereotype of the dumb blonde.  She would perform oral sex, but would never swallow. There's no problem with not...
    VendettA12 VendettA12 33, M 5 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    My ex husband once spelled his name wrong on our cars's registration.
    shesheme shesheme 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed - Basically, The Boy with the Brown eyes once asked me how to spell "do." He also doesn't seem to grasp the concept of sarcasm and thinks the...
    Notsotypicalgirlnextdoor Notsotypicalgirlnextdoor 22-25, F Oct 13, 2013

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    She Was Book Smart - My ex is book smart.  Actually, I'd say she is much better than I at studying.  But she had ZERO street smarts.  Dumb. It was like she hadn't...
    bellonium bellonium 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2008

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    My Ex Is Dumber Than Yours - I am on my third marriage.  The first time, I married too young, so it didn't work out, as we were both very immature (I still love him...
    haydenrules haydenrules 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    Tacky Tatoo - Ok, granted, my Ex doesn't top MSP's, but.... I do have one to top some, though. My Ex had my name tatooed on his arm right AFTER we divorced. Wishful thinking...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 18 Responses Nov 13, 2008

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    The Idiot Part Tres - So new news on the idiot... he's leaving tonight for MIAMI! Here's your warning to run guys, he'll be there before dawn! LMAO Yeah supposedly it's a four...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Trust Me. She's Dumber. - she argued with me about whether or not there is any alcohol in wine
    willwillwill willwillwill 16-17, M 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    The Idiot Part 2... - hhmmm giving them parts might be an issue as they will add up fast and we may run out of room for them all. *giggles* I was just thinking of a couple of...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 12, 2008

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    She/he Probably Was - all the women i date are extremely intelligent they might be nuts, but they're all supa-smart in some sort of way i'm not really attracted to dumb people
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    How Could You 1/2 Cheat On Someone? - That's the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard! Either you cheated or you didn't. I busted him in his lie. But the lucky idiot got with "...
    otad12 otad12 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2009

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    The Idiot Part 1 - I'd like to invite you to what I'm calling the "X Chronicles". Just one more way that we can all vent and talk about the idiotic ways our X's crap on...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 13 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Among Other Things - This is just the latest in a long stream of "Du-oh" moments for my ex...  The whole time we have been divorced he has insisted on maintaining...
    dyin2live dyin2live 31-35, F Nov 16, 2008

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    Alphabet. - I bet my x and y and probably z are smarter than your whole alphabet.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 Nov 13, 2008

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    Oh Believe Me, I Don't Like My Ex Much At All... - however, it seems to me that referring to your ex as "stupid" is a more damning reflection upon the person who chose to make a...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 23, 2011

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    He Seriously Had It All - We had the nice house, 2 cars, a dog, beautiful child, toys, boats, you name it we had it. He had a loving, devoted  wife - a wife that at one time...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2009

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