I Think Our Circle Needs A Name

Allergic is the Queen... Until Further Notice 81 People

    I Love You Mofos

    You kick *** big time. Whether it's your stories, or trolling, or insane comments or whatever... you always make me smile and giggle. When I need a cuddle you're my cuddle buddies... I can be as insane as I want and you just accept me as I am, with my daftness, my naivety, and...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    9 Responses May 19, 2011

    Memories. Ahhh. The Onions.

    There used to be over 100 stories in the group. So many people deleted their posts when they deleted their profiles. I wonder how many remember "Erm"? It was good.
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Mar 25
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    Feb 5, 2013

    Sorry Joey

    **** you lot.........BUT ESPECIALLY YOU............ YEAH THAT SPECIAL YOU THE ONE I WRITE STORIES TO Look inside, look inside your tiny mind and look a bit harder cause we’re so uninspired so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor so you say it’s not okay to be gay...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    9 Responses May 14, 2011

    Circle Love

    It's not quite like a circle jerk, but it looks that way sometimes. Every once in a while, I see interactions between members of my circle that are supportive, genuine and sincere. It makes me smile. It reinforces to me that I am really good at choosing friends, and...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Apr 25, 2013

    I Love Boston.

    Adam Sandler summed it up on Twitter today "“@Happy_Gilmore: Boston is the only city that if you **** with them, they will shut down the whole city...stop everything.. and find you.”
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Apr 19, 2013

    Interesting Community

    I know we're not supposed to mention specific profiles in stories, especially if there's nothing good to say. So, I won't. But.... When I see a "gentleman" who has a group of people in his circle and all of them have either oddly suggestive or vulgar names or inappropriate...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    Jan 2, 2013

    Can Someone Please Tell Me?

    Why does this remind me of all of Dente's random posts?
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Sep 21, 2012

    So Joey,

    Here goes............this is why i was thinking of you. I was drunk (again, dont look all shocked) and playing around on EP last nite. And someone in my circle, whom ive never really had a convo with before starts to pm me. He was drunk too. Before i go further, i want you...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    22 Responses Jun 11, 2011

    I Dont Know About You Guys But..

    ..i really think someone should remind Joseph (Pennonymous) and Goliathtree that they have responsibilities here that need to be met. CMON GUYS, LIFE ISNT THAT GREAT THAT YOU NEED TO STIFF US ON FUN TIME LIKE THIS! Get...with the program. :)
    Lilcuppa Lilcuppa
    70+, F
    6 Responses Sep 5, 2012

    Here

    I feel happy here.I chat to my friends. I have a laugh and a giggle. I offer some a shoulder to cry on. I share whatever goes through my mind, whether serious or idiotic. I can just be who I am.I could just live on the internet. Interact with people from the safety of my bubble...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    Oct 20, 2012

    For Penn, Goliath, Laffs And Chippy.

    You four men are truly class act. You have a gift of being able to cheer people up and make women feel like women. Beautiful, strong, and loved. A girl would be really lucky to have one of you in their corner, but i have all 4. I thank you for every minute that you have invested...
    Lilcuppa Lilcuppa
    70+, F
    6 Responses Jun 25, 2012

    Life Is A Journey And A Destination

    Having a place to go gives life meaning and purpose. Knowing what you want out of life provides context and gives us a compass. But, we mustn't forget the importance of enjoying the journey. Living in the moment is not something that comes instinctively to some...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    9 Responses May 18, 2013

    Hey Guys?

    Uhm.. *squirms a bit* I'm really sorry for coming on here and behaving badly. I get bratty and bitchy and really who wants to hear that ****? But at the same time I do come here to vent coz writing **** down keeps me from bingeing and purging ya know? You guys are awesome to me...
    Lilcuppa Lilcuppa
    70+, F
    6 Responses Mar 16, 2013

    It's My Birthday...

    ... All sarcastic onions can have a beer on me. Or two, or three... And obviously, Trappist is best! Anyhow, enjoy!*  FYIMB Disclaimer
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Aug 30, 2012

    Backyard Conversation

    I had a conversation yesterday with a woman who works for the MBTA Transit Police. She is a civilian employee, her husband is a police officer. For those that don't understand the significance, it was the MBTA police that bore the brunt of police injuries related to the Boston...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    Jul 22, 2013
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Mar 18, 2013
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 16, 2013

    So... Where's Allergic?

    I thought she was queen? And why is the bar all dusty? And the pool! ****, look at the pool! The water's all green, but it still smells like pee, so some things never change. *gets a mop*
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Apr 12, 2012

    Whoa!

    74 stories by 18 authors.... AND nearly 1600 members??? [*edit below] When did this group get so popular? [Sooo....   EP was playing tricks on me earlier.   I now see that there are 93 members of the group.  Still a big number tho...]
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    Apr 1, 2013

    In Case People From My Circle Were Wondering What To Get Me For Christmas...

    Edit (for Sonnet): THAT is who I'm talking about. Yup, definitely want him for Christmas. :p
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 25, 2012

    Ep Advertising To The 1%?

    "If you have a $500,000 portfolio, request the must-read retirement guide from Fisher Investments" Seriously? If I was sitting on half a million bucks, I highly doubt I'd be planning to work until I'm dead. How many 1 percenters are on EP? Yeah. Fisher Investments. Great...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    Oct 12, 2012
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 4, 2012

    Nice Friends

    The name is for my circle. I think is good name.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 7, 2011

    It Must Be Spring...

    Is it me? Or are people generally more horny than usual? It's like.... non-stop
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Apr 24, 2013

    Sounds Of Silence

    EAP was a brilliant, albeit crazy writer. To this day, "A Tell-Tale Heart" continues to be one of my favorite works. Truly, the sound of silence is our imagination filling the void of where one would expect to hear a sound... or a word. It can be agonizing. The mind is a...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2013

    Check This Out Though..

    since im apparently being forced to be a mascot, even though i won't, cause noh one controls me! my circle is called "JB and the rest of EP" *drop's mic, takes a bow and walks of the stage* LMFAO! =D
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jul 10, 2012

    Twisted Capitalism

    So, EP's currency of tokens.... We must now "pay" for most gestures. So, does that mean that there's a value on my head? If someone is only willing to share "free" gestures on me, does that mean I'm worth less? And why don't I get some of those tokens? Why does EP get to...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jun 18, 2013

    You May Not Be Aware Of It

    You may not be aware of it, but you have done so much for me, just being here. I had personal issues to sort out this past few days. It is now done. And although I may not have shared it with you, you were there. You hugged me when I said I needed hugs. You made me laugh and...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Oct 6, 2011

    How Do You Tell The Difference?

    We all have obsessions. We joke about have OCD and we all have our rituals. Many of us have an odd obsession / addiction / dependency on EP. But when is it bad? Can a good obsession ever be considered a bad one? We seen it in our friends. We've seen it in ourselves. - we...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Apr 5, 2013

    The Truth About EP Friends

    For those of you who are concerned about friends deleting their accounts here, let's all take a good hard look in the mirror. Most of us are here because of the anonymity that EP allows. If we didn't want to be anonymous, then we could just as easily use FaceBook or Twitter or...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    8 Responses Jun 23, 2013

    I Don't Do Drugs, But If I Did....

    I didn't want to post this in the "I don't do drugs" group because it's a serious support group. So, I'll post it here instead. The SECOND best Femmes song.... Kiss Off! I need someone a person to talk to someone who'd care to love could it be you could it be yo-ou the...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    Oct 3, 2012

    Merry Christmas To All My Onions!

    Merry Christmas from Belgium!I love you guys tons... absolute tons. You have no idea how much you've been keeping me sane over the past 6 months. I'm grateful for the laughs and giggles, for you guys listening to my rants and giving me encouragement and advice, and just for being...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 24, 2012

    My Approach To Ep Debating Games

    Here is my plan for ultimate dominion over all EP debate topics. I would like to conjure up a vision by stringing a number of random sentences together and then jump up and down pointing and how I've made a relevant and coherent thought when in fact all I'm doing is calling...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    7 Responses Oct 31, 2012

    *Looks Around Anxiously*

    Where is cuppa? I haven't seen her in ages. Anyone seen her? :(
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 17, 2012

    Happy Monday

    So, what's new this summer? George Zimmerman's acquittal demonstrated the following: - Florida lawmakers haven't the foggiest clue how to write laws - Florida's justice system is inequitable - People will claim to know things and "care" when in fact the opposite is true It's...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Jul 22, 2013
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 3, 2012

    For Greg Moyle And Cohorts...aka Beegee's Be Gone

    Beegee Conspiracy... Did you know the beegee's forsaw their deaths? Did you know they even knew the manner they would die? I will let you see the prophetic speak for themselves.... This is why unprotected sex can be lethal! Do not ask.... It tolls for thee! Was...
    Vivagalore Vivagalore
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 25, 2012

    Jb And Sonnet - Birds Of A Feather?

    One of the things I like about the circle is that there are so many unique personalities.It occurred to me today that this "circle" needs a mascot and when I considered the possibility that we are all birds of a feather, then perhaps the mascot should be a chicken.So, I hereby...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    7 Responses Jul 10, 2012

    I Miss My Onions

    Argh... I miss you guys. Over here I feel listened to, never judged, and valued. All is not well in paradise. At work I have been told (again) that I'm not progressing as much as they would like, and that some of my problems (eg my lack of prediction skills and my difficulties...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 20, 2011

    Sounds Like.

    Like "Allergic's circle" I like it. ____________ I also like the name "James."  It's sexy. 
    Allergic Allergic
    22-25, F
    22 Responses Apr 8, 2011

    Temptation To Comment

    The other day, Soulrunher posted a story about saying what you think. Today, I resisted the urge to do just that. In my feed, every now and then I go looking for new stories in the groups of which I am a member. In the "I Am Open To New Sexual Experiences" group, there's a...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Apr 5, 2013

    Gotta Love Ep

    So, I follow one of my friends into a story yesterday. I should have known I'd get into trouble. The group was "I Hate Men." In the story, she equated men with smelly children. It's not that I necessarily declare this equivalency inaccurate, but it takes two to tango. So...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Jun 22, 2012

    And I Have Come Up With One!

    We shall be called.... THE RENEGADES OF FUNK!And I totally didn't steal this from a song.Don't look at me like that.
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    Jan 18, 2013

    Onions! Please Flag!!!

    This lady: EP Linkthinks it's OK to let someone have sex with her 12-year-old daughter. Please flag!!!
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    Nov 1, 2012
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Mar 12, 2013

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