I Think Penguins Are In the Running For World Domination

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    The Threat That Is...

    While we are all twittering about a rise in petrol prices and tea bags, we are ignoring the threat that is...the penguins! They have enough ice ammo to fashion deadly weapons!! Plus they'll always beat us in snowball fights, they've had more practice!
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    100 Responses Mar 7, 2008

    They've Got My Vote

    Seriously. Could they do any worse than the current world leadership? No doubt, they would have this BP environmental disaster already cleaned up. They would also end up owning BP because obviously their current executives are overpaid, under qualified nimrods. And they're...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Jul 14, 2010


    you know i always thought it would be dolphins, but i suppose penguins are equally as scary. i can only help to think about the idea that people have "more" interaction with dolphins and claim they are soOOo smart. yeah, they're just creepy. i get the shiver down my...
    lostcancerian lostcancerian
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 11, 2008
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