I Think Pigeons Are Dirty

Pigeons: The Feathered Rat 17 People

    I Think

    I know they're not a public health hazard, but they are still dirty. In my opinion, pigeons are flying rats, even though I know they're not nearly as dangerous.
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Oct 11, 2008

    Filthy Little Creatures

    Perhaps I'm more freaked out by them than anything else.  I'm not afraid of them but they're really creepy looking; the noises they make and those red beady eyes.  I don't know if anyone has noticed but the pidgeon populationhas increased something awful here. ...
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    May 23, 2009

    I Do

    They spend their time in and around bins And fly far too low And hardly ever are in queue for the bird baths in the front garden
    deleted deleted
    Dec 2, 2008

    A famous scientist developed a formula to bring

    statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant. After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive. The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?" The general answered while drawing his...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 3, 2014
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