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I Think Ross Noble Is a Genius

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    Too Wet For Dolphins!?

    I'm watching him on TV right now and laughing my head off XD   God, this guy is hilarious.
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 4 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    Meat On the Face, Orbiting Grannies..

     He's brilliant! Always seems really unprepared, like he's just making it up on the spot. Meat on the face! Has me in stitches every time. :'D
    frankspencer frankspencer 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    Yes, EP is about speaking out on taboo topics.I'm a genius, my dad was a genius, my ex-brother-in-law is a genius, and my nephew is a genius. None of us are antisocial or strange...
    Ewizo Ewizo 56-60 4 days ago

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    I have lived my entire life with people telling me how smart I am and how I am going to do great things with my life. My friends always told me they wished they could be a smart as...
    heapograss heapograss 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I feel like I'm playing an MMORPG on a RolePlay server and I'm the only one who isn't in character. I can't get myself into character as easily or as often as I used to. I'm...
    KnaisGuy KnaisGuy 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    That moment when you're speaking about a concept in such a fluid and fast manner that you can't even make eye contact or think about what you're saying. It's like being perfectly...
    KnaisGuy KnaisGuy 22-25, M Aug 20

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    Human chorionic gonadotropin (“HCG”) is a hormone secreted in pregnant female which shields the fetus from starvation in occasions of famine.I recommend the MARI...
    Alexander714b4xm8 Alexander714b4xm8 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    Yes it's not "that" bad for you but it's still bad. And don't play the, "But they give it to cancer patients..." Marijuana is given to those who are currently in chemo therapy so...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    IR17;m a father of a five yr-aged son that is diagnosed with autism. The Tale within your son obtaining so much better is incredible and inspiring...
    Nolanyqj Nolanyqj 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    – We welcome the participation of kid vacationers on our interesting excursions. For anyone who is traveling with a child with a Tauck journey, you may have the sole...
    Stephanzt506 Stephanzt506 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 20

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    I'm sailing, I'm sailing" Your death therapy cured me you genius" or when he enjoys his food at the table. mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
    cottonbreeze cottonbreeze 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Caring about what others perceive you to be is a form of social slavery. You will be constantly craving for social approval and admiration, bounded by a paralyzing fear of being...
    loveandwars loveandwars 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    a friend and I pondered one of life's most perplexing questions.Are ugly women attracted to other ugly women?I suspect I've already opened up an ugly can of worms with this one...
    ShybutSweetGirl ShybutSweetGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    There is no computer on earth which can match the human body. The body can think for itself, feel for itself, fight for itself. It can heal itself. I can survive terrible traumas...
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M 11 hrs ago

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    Actually a shiver runs down my spine when I remember that I got a bath only once a week up to 13 - at this age my mom gave me the bath. I think I have been used to shower or to...
    wellreddened wellreddened 51-55, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Buddhism provides a fifth ingredient as defined as sunyata or emptiness whereas in Hinduism the fifth component is ether which relates straight to the 'Spiritual Sky' or Akash.two...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 4 hrs ago

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    Normally, id laugh it off, or mabye even amuse them a little, but when im not in the mood and they wanna play "think with my ****" its a real pain >:(
    Jessiesgirl98 Jessiesgirl98 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    i see posts that people are saying how "ugly" people are getting called pretty/beautiful. No one is ugly. maybe their personality is. but not them. they can't choose how they look...
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I'm still with my boyfriend even though I know he's been talking to other girls on social media sites. I feel stupid saying it, but I snooped on his Facebook and saw he was...
    bme52 bme52 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Thinking too much can make you go mad and thinking too deep could mean you are probably over analyzing issues that do not require too much of analysis in the first place. But...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    Death - Some thing which has No Life.. Well you know that is one of the thing which you cannot avoid but still continue to run away from it. But as you know you can run but can...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M Aug 22

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    The police didnt believe me. Neither did my parents. The only people who know are my 2 best friends, my brothers and my parents and police but they think I cried wolf. When I was...
    QuinnMac12 QuinnMac12 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 22

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    When u look at u, u think about u U think about the way u feel U think about the way u live U think about how u hurt U think about what u want There's nothing wrong in that But...
    Wonderstruck28 Wonderstruck28 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 23

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    Sometimes I have my head in the clouds in a normal way. I think about life and how everything is interconnected. I have many dreams I want to realize. I think about people and how...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    Everyone has his own right to use his/her brain to think. No one has the right to tell me or force me to change my beliefs. I listen to other peoples beliefs and views and i...
    yodatheching yodatheching 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    My mind is spinning. Everything I think is a repeat. She doesn't like me. How could she? Everything I think is a repeat. I can't get my homework done, my mind is spinning, running...
    LoopedMe LoopedMe 13-15, M Aug 29

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    I am trying to keep a positive outlook on things. I should really be pretty happy. My life is not a bad one. I have all of my limbs, and they all work pretty well. I still...
    milehighHeartbreak milehighHeartbreak 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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    I don't talk to anyone so I'm obviously a thinker. I'm not stimulating my brain by talking to others, but I am when I think. What can a 14 year old possibly think about? I can...
    OurWingsAreFlawed OurWingsAreFlawed 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    I am a thinker. Thinking is pretty much 80% of the composition of my day. I have racing thoughts, I couldn't verbaly keep up with my thoughts. I think about everything, everytime...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    What we have here is a failure to communicate! I read many stories of teens on here being upset with some posts to their stories. Here's an idea lets have a split of EP members for...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Sep 1

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    I dream and think about lots of things some of which are very stupid and taboo. In real life we are bound by so called rules and regulations which makes us to hide our true...
    openheart92 openheart92 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 2

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    Slow Dancing In A Burning Room LyricsIt's not a silly little momentIt's not the storm before the calmThis is the deep and dying breath ofThis love that we've been working onCan't...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72 41-45, F Sep 3

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    I can't stop thinking about you. I cant stop thinking about you. You're the first thought in my head when I wake up and the only one who keeps me from falling asleep. I replay the...
    confusionswirlinginmyhead confusionswirlinginmyhead 18-21, F Sep 3

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    And I am trying to come to terms with and accept that fact. I'm 41 and have only had one serious relationship. Aside from that 4+ year span, I've been on maybe a dozen dates in...
    duggrr duggrr 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    Everyday I think of u I think of when we were dating and together I think of all the good times we had I still miss u I think about u all the time u meant slot to me I had really...
    butterflypink butterflypink 13-15, F Sep 3

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    I use to get mad at people who would say something "s3xual" must've happened between me and my brother. after reading one of my questions / experiences on how he treats me or after...
    veronica4ever veronica4ever 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Here's to you, dad. You sicko. My first sexual relationship was with you. You thought I'd forget. You thought I was too little to remember. You knew I didn't know any better. You...
    Solfeggio Solfeggio 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    No, it's not about that we all do some bad things in our lives. I think people in general are naturally evil. All those little things we say affect someone, but most people just...
    Balkan1996 Balkan1996 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Okay soooo, I'm like super bored and a lot of people are always telling me I am attractive. I'm not a ****** wimp and I've been called ugly too, so if u think I'm ugly then TELL ME...
    MiniMe57 MiniMe57 13-15, F 5 Responses Sep 7

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    I've been thinking about life a lot lately, and I thought I'd share some of my thoughts. I've noticed that the psychical aspects of my life are getting better, the mental ones are...
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 8

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    That is a good sign of individualism to me. I think I respect more of this just a tad more than I do intellect. I think intellect derives from such as a matter of fact. A true...
    phenom0086 phenom0086 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    It had never crossed my mind until I picked up this book called "The Sociopath Next Door." It talked a lot about how sociopaths lie, cheat, steal, etc. to get what they want...
    smokingweedwithparishilton smokingweedwithparishilton 18-21 2 Responses Sep 11

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    I am in love with a girl from school. Her name is yakelin and she's all i think of. Me and her have texted all day and i sometimes think she likes me but i think im just saying...
    gumminola gumminola 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I miss you so much most nights I can't breathe. The weirdest things make me cry. A song. A T-shirt. I see a face in a crowd and for a second it's yours before morphing into a...
    crookedteethteen crookedteethteen 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Sometimes I think if this really happen to me because it is such a surreal story. I find myself thinking of him often and this is someone I know nothing about in fact I've just...
    B33sus B33sus 26-30 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I think my teacher has a crush on me.. First I know what your thinking ugh she is just another teenager with hormones. But really hear me out I think he might have a crush on me...
    igotsquestions igotsquestions 18-21, F 6 days ago

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