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I Think Ross Noble Is a Genius

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    Meat On the Face, Orbiting Grannies..

     He's brilliant! Always seems really unprepared, like he's just making it up on the spot. Meat on the face! Has me in stitches every time. :'D
    frankspencer frankspencer 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    Too Wet For Dolphins!?

    I'm watching him on TV right now and laughing my head off XD   God, this guy is hilarious.
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 4 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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