I Think Some Kids Shows Are Instruments of Torture

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    Max And Ruby

    RUBY IS A BTCH.. period. She's bossy, always telling max he is wrong, controlling.. where the heck are her parents to tell her not to sell her own little brother lemonade?!! stupid show.. I grit my teeth watching it. *EDIT* I also think who ever made the Midnight garden was...
    ThreeMarys ThreeMarys
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 3, 2011

    Oh Yes

    yep I think they are too.  At least they are to the parents. lol  My kids used to love the show the Dinosaurs.  My son (so cute) went around telling everyone including me "not the mama".  It was cute at first but got really old really quick.  I...
    rondat rondat
    41-45, F
    Jan 10, 2008

    Sesame Street Ain't What It Used Yo Be

     Sesame Street was OK. I watched it at that age. My x watched it at that age.  That insipid little bastard Elmo did not exist back then. Oh what a culture shock we were in for.  Thank heaven my son never really got stuck on Elmo.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Jan 8, 2008

    Be Reasonable

    lol Yeah, all those dolls (Elmo, Dora, etc) are annoying but the kids love them (for some reason). My little neice watches Elmo's World every morning and she always sings the song at the end. It's so cute. But you gotta keep in mind, we also have annoying adult shows...
    reka105 reka105
    26-30, F
    Jan 24, 2008

    Pointy Cartoons

    As an animator, I learned that the more pointy the cartoon is, the more violence and inappropriateness it contains. My kids didn't even watch TV til they were at least 5 - I did that weird parent - child interaction thing instead - grew their imaginations and played...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Sep 1, 2009

    Almost In Tears

    'In the night garden'. I just have to leave the room. I can't bear anymore than 5 minutes of it. The same goes for 'Max & Ruby', 'Fifi and the Flowertots' and 'Bunnytown'. Surprisingly, these are all my little sister's favourite shows. She loves them so much, they're on...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Jan 8, 2008

    That Show With the Woman....

    what's that show with the woman who's dressed like a clown, and she rolls around on a floormat that looks like a clock and uses her legs like the hands of the clock? scary stuff....
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2008


    Now, this is one Kiddie show that is pure genius! I grew up with it and it hasn't done me any harm! I was having an arguement with my Dad about it an hour ago while we were watching my brother play cricket. He thinks they're rubbish and that Barry has a silly name. Basically it...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    May 19, 2008

    I Dont Know What Its Called

    but its some show on the disney channel in the mornings for kids with a realistic talking duck and other animals. it kinda freaks me out. i dont know if kids like it. i'm guessing they do but it still weird me out when they try to make animals realistic looking then have them...
    Jadea Jadea
    18-21, F
    Apr 17, 2009

    Spider Killers!!!!

    YOu know who you all all! Just look at this song I had to endure from the Children's show 'Spider': 'There's a spider in the bath, A spider in the bath, A creepy crawly, hairy scary spider in the bath, I know he's only there, Because he wants to have a laugh, But now he's...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Jan 11, 2008

    I Was Trying to Fold Laundry,

    but Blue's Clues is on in the living room.  I managed to get about 4 things folded before deciding that I'd rather look at all that unfolded laundry at 8:00 tonight than spend one more second hearing the salt and pepper shakers singing.
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 7, 2008


    Wonderpets is possibly the most annoying thing I've ever seen. The writers have alos probably run out of ideas as recently I've seen episodes called: ' Wonderpets save the tree' 'Wonderpets save the egg' ' Wonderpets save the wonderpets' - I just think that they've ran out...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    The List Is As Follows

    Fairy Oddparents Drake and Josh Danny Phantom Spongebob There are many others but those are on my top of the list. Torturous and the show just can't end fast enough.... I am dreaming of the day when I can take the kids section of the tv guide off the satellite......
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    8 Responses Oct 27, 2009

    Make It Stop

            Some kids shows on the disney channel suck. Hannah Montana is on my number one list: Mylie Sirus cannot sing, yes she can act, but when it comes to siniging (thumbs down). Also Highschool musical. Ok its not a show, but still its false...
    joon joon
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 19, 2008

    God Save Me From the Teletubbies!

    they send chills of pure terror up and down my spine. the worst, i think, is the giggling baby that lives in the sun. wtf? it's like some kind of terrifying lsd trip.....
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Jan 9, 2008
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