I think that the worst Pickup lines that I ever used was "Hey, I forgot my telephone number, can you give me yours??"
And I remember that..... IT WORKED. She gave me her number and...
When I was younger girls were cuties with their lines.
17 year old me getting hit on " If I followed you home, would you keep me ?"
Most recent pickup like used on me " Heyyy...
I lost my virginity.....can i have yours?
You're so hot, if you ate bread you'd poop toast! ;)
Are you a poster cuz I wanna pin you to the wall? .3.
what size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy
(okay I stole that from jennamarbles but I absolutely love that video lol)
why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up. LOL
How would you like to replace the girl in my dreams?
You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach right? So if you sit in my face I'll eat my way to your heart!
Wanna go 50/50 on a baby ?
hey, boy. Are you a stolen bike?
bc I wanna ride you till I'm bored and then leave you in a ditch
Can anyone help me with a dream I had...?
One of the worst nightmares I've ever had.
The streets were flooding with alligators and sea monsters that attacked when I was driving into town. When I made it to town laws had...
No not. again.... they keep. coming. back...
I have this bad habit getting close to people and thinking that their always going to be by my side but eventually they always leave.
I have this bad habit of loving people a...
I don't understand why all men aren't respectful to women. Most have done nothing to them individually. I went through an expensive divorce and I treat my ex with a degree of...
Have a Bad Dentist Experience
Then again I think some girls are pretty stupid as well..XD
The worst pick up I have. I doesn't even work. But my pick up is "you know what time is it?"
The worst pick up line I have is "you know what time it is?"
The guy would answer it. Then I quickly go in for a conversation.
Okay, well... I don't know how to start this... Okay........... I... uh I have a past. A bad, bad past.
It all started when my Mum died of Cancer...... everything changed once she...
I just really hate this male-dominated world. Its a disgusting hierarchy. Women are people, women are caring, women are real and beautiful and they should be treated that way. Some...
"Thinking Of You"
Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed
The Bane of My Existence-Instead of happy memories of "Daddy Daughter" outings and feelings of adoration I have memories of daily confrontations and feelings of general unease. He...
I actually did... told her how I feel! I wrote her a letter and handed it to her. Told her that I really like her, but the words I used, it was obviously more than just like! Told...