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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 8 Responses Aug 21

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    NeenaFlame NeenaFlame 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    50 Shades Of Hell No

    So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his real name). John seemed nice. We met for...
    phoenix924 phoenix924 36-40 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Girl I ain't no astronaut but I need some space.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M Aug 19

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    So, another weird, disgusting and psycho nightmare! Last night, I dreamed that someone had killed me, but the way they did it is that as if they sucked my blood (didn’t see it...
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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    she's always reminding me that her daughter... I had extremely rough childhood the kind you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy and it still has many ways of effecting me it's been...
    Forbiddenkisses Forbiddenkisses 22-25, F Aug 10

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    I have vivid nightmares every night, and I don't know why. Last night I had a dream Hitler had kidnapped almost everyone I know and love and about 500 other people and killed and...
    Rebellove Rebellove 16-17, F Aug 13

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    I was raped. I have nightmares bc of it, flashbacks too.
    angkath80 angkath80 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
    chasingdreamss83 chasingdreamss83 31-35, M Aug 19

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    I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
    chasingdreamss83 chasingdreamss83 31-35, M Aug 19

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    Are you pregnant are your breasts just big naturally? You're the kind of woman who could stop me from lusting after 12 year old boys.
    Comicone999 Comicone999 41-45, M Aug 19

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    Its pitch black all you can see is a blue wooden house cut in half. Almost like a movie set. All of the sudden a big yellow truck starts driving towards me. I start running through...
    bigbacon12 bigbacon12 26-30, M Aug 3

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    I thought he can stalk me no more. In reality, he can't but he was there in my sleep. Last night, I fell asleep with my right arm draped over my daughter. It was soo good that I...
    4BlackForest 4BlackForest 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 4

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    This is not a dating website
    jenadvice jenadvice 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 16

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    This was probably one of my scariest dreams. It happend last night. I jumped off a bridge and into the water below me and everything went white. I thought I died and was going to...
    bruisexviolet bruisexviolet 16-17, F Aug 17

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    Anybody everybody just tell me your best pickup lines lol
    XxJayRabxX XxJayRabxX 18-21, M Aug 7

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    I just think it's ridiculous how some horrible people are blessed enough to have kids but mistreat them when there are amazing people who would make amazing parents but can't have...
    littlefighter littlefighter 13-15, F 7 Responses Aug 9

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    I need someone to talk to. I did something really bad and need advice
    lexiboobear lexiboobear 18-21 1 Response Jul 30

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    We all have pet peeves and bad days. I think sometimes somebody who appears to be trolling is just fed up with **** and needs to vent. It's like a virtual punching bag. I'm a...
    Heartfilia Heartfilia 31-35, F Jul 31

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    I've done something i shoulnt have done to someone who is really good to me :'c
    sapatov sapatov 16-17, M Aug 2

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    My boyfriend ever since I met him has a really bad memory. I believe because he use to smoke pot when he was in high school. Which honestly I can't say whether he is going to ever...
    jellyrolls34 jellyrolls34 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I lose time. Two years of my life are gone. I barely remember it. My parents say I was acting crazy disappearing for days. I vaguely remember any of it and I wasn't on illegal...
    NotApplicable NotApplicable 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    Simple fix-make every parent go through the same screening that adoptive parents go through.If you're too poor,don't have stability, a good job etc.then you need to get a state...
    jjb6560 jjb6560 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Well, who do you have it bad for? :D
    MajesticDreams MajesticDreams 13-15, F Jul 31

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    I Think Someone Loves Me But Has A Girlfriend. You confuse me
    BeautifulCatastr0phe BeautifulCatastr0phe 16-17, F Aug 20

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    I was talking to someone on here about living in a sexless marraige, as I have many times since I joined, but wow I have never felt like this about anyone. I have been in this...
    forensicfox forensicfox 31-35, F 11 mins ago

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    I was grocery shopping and I was wearing a Yankees tshirt. A nice looking guy came up to me and says the Yankees suck beautiful, I said really I heard so does your mother. He...
    cagedlady cagedlady 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    However, I also think that all women should be respectful towards men. Of course, there are those of BOTH genders who don't really deserve respect, but for people who aren't in...
    PalelightBeauty PalelightBeauty 18-21, F