I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 112 People

    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2008

    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jun 30, 2008

    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    PotPrincess PotPrincess
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP
    41-45, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2011

    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae
    22-25, F
    Aug 6, 2009

    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 1, 2008

    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Oct 16, 2011


    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 1, 2008


    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    Aug 5, 2009

    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Nov 15, 2008

    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 27, 2012

    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Aug 22, 2009


    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 17, 2008

    Is your name Katniss Everdeen?

    Because there's an uprising in my district. What's your favorite pick up line?
    softlywaking softlywaking
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 2

    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25
    Aug 8, 2009

    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose
    26-30, F
    Jul 1, 2008

    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Aug 21, 2014

    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25
    Aug 6, 2009

    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Apr 21
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    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    I suppose that this will be my last post on Experience Project. Ok. So, the guy from work whom texts me very sporadically asked me last night if I would want to hang out with him...
    Myzery Myzery
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 20
    Yes I do. And I won't let any of them stop me. *Major-depressive disorder, general anxiety disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), and most likely borderline...
    DarkAngel24 DarkAngel24
    18-21, F
    Apr 19
    I don't know what to do... Lately I just been feeling sad and I want to just end it all. I have friends but I don't even think they care about me😪 yesterday I felt like hurting...
    xoxcaliforniaa xoxcaliforniaa
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 18
    I'm on 2 medications. One for my OCD and GAD, and one for my sleep problems. Normally my ocd and gad aren't that bad with the medication, but it's starting to get really bad. It's...
    LukeEmerson LukeEmerson
    16-17, M
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    I've denied it for years. But admittedly, it's something I have and can't seem to rise above. It effects much more than most can imagine. So last night, I was at my cousins' 19th...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 17
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    sxvenfxld sxvenfxld
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    The roles potentially reversing now. I think due to my mind games I may be in a position of pursuing him. Big no no! But he throws me off guard. I think he may have lost interest...
    UnicornsOfHope UnicornsOfHope
    Apr 17
    I really need some help my boyfriend went to his football match final game yesterday he had been drinking and he come home about 7 he asked me to pick him up as he had a really bad...
    kayloulou kayloulou
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
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    FieryWolf FieryWolf
    16-17, F
    Apr 16
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    ThatWeirdGayKid ThatWeirdGayKid
    22-25, M
    Apr 16
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    MyMindCravesNectar MyMindCravesNectar
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 16
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    Zudokato Zudokato
    18-21, M
    Apr 15
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    mimi1977 mimi1977
    36-40, F
    Apr 15
    I do this about once a week.. I get dirty every day. I can go to the bank, to get lunch, pick up my kids.... most anything dressed in my work clothes. But every now and then...
    rottenrobi rottenrobi
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 15
    I've been crying my eyes out because in this 2yr relationship I fell in love. I have never loved anyone like that. I didn't care about his background, I didn't care that everyone...
    linzzy linzzy
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Apr 15
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    Jdski Jdski
    31-35, F
    Apr 15
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    WritingDesk11 WritingDesk11
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 14
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    16-17, M
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    Lincoln98 Lincoln98
    16-17, M
    Apr 14
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    cecame cecame
    16-17, F
    Apr 14
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    PotatoStarch99 PotatoStarch99
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 14
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    WritingsFromThePast WritingsFromThePast
    22-25, T
    3 Responses Apr 13
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    jaeger053 jaeger053
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    22-25, M
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    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie
    18-21, F
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    ABQScorpio52 ABQScorpio52
    61-65, M
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    16-17, F
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    jupitercx jupitercx
    18-21, F
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    slivereyes slivereyes
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 11
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    46-50, M
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