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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 21, 2014

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    DreamlessDesire DreamlessDesire 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I keep talking to people on here for months then at some indeterminate time they randomly say something like have a nice life I don't want to talk to you anymore. If out right da...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 3 Responses May 1

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    The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F May 2

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    Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    “Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    When I started having more extreme nightmares when I was a six/seven, I used to sneak into my mum’s bed because I knew that my nightmares wouldn't follow me there. But the...
    lunightandday lunightandday 18-21, F 1 Response May 3

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    think it may be due to the medication I'm on but I get really vivid nightmares/dreams to the point where I wake up in a panic that it's real 😓
    princesskatie7 princesskatie7 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Thoughts race through my mind like demons poisoning me They begin to consume me until there is only fear I grasp for a glimmer of light in the darkness Looking for any kind of hope...
    worrywart42 worrywart42 41-45, M May 17

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    Not as common as I used to. These nightmares would get so bad that I would have to stay up at night, which made me hallucinate. Nowadays my nightmares usually involve the music...
    AnonWesker AnonWesker 13-15, M May 14

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    I have GOOD dreams .
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. :-)
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    This is a cool one. It is so funny.
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
    MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife 13-15 6 days ago

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    Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Hey I know a guy who wants to go out babe; guess who it is? It's me! -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Did it hurt much falling from heaven?
    Almonimi Almonimi 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Does this (rag soaked in chloroform) smell like puppies breath or fresh baked cookies? Lol jk
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 4 Responses 5 days ago