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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

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    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    NeenaFlame NeenaFlame 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    50 Shades Of Hell No

    So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his real name). John seemed nice. We met for...
    phoenix924 phoenix924 36-40 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 10 Responses Aug 21

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    My penis is so polite that it will stand up so you have a place to sit down.
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    blindfoldstacy blindfoldstacy 41-45, T 3 Responses Oct 10

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    Great legs what time do they open?
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm ... Batman
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    Are you a beaver cuz dam .3.
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 5

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    I'm sorry I'm going to need your name and insurance info I was lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head. OMG
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    Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest? Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.
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    You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine writen all over you
    anthonymcglynn anthonymcglynn 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    did you fart? cause you blew me away
    nthohny nthohny 18-21, M Oct 5

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    So your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Haha
    justme1996 justme1996 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 5

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    Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off
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    Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad *** up ;)
    haleyhaley haleyhaley 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 8

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    Are you milk? Cuz I'll spoil you :3 (I'm so lame X3 )
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Could you take your shirt off? I'd like to see how angels hide their wings ;3
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    What's got 102 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk ? My zipper
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    I got lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head I need all your personal information for insurance purposes....!!!! BAHAHAHA. It was priceless
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    Do you rent or own? ...those wings, you angel!
    BleuGardenia BleuGardenia 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 11

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