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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    50 Shades Of Hell No

    So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his real name). John seemed nice. We met for...
    phoenix924 phoenix924 36-40 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    NeenaFlame NeenaFlame 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 10 Responses Aug 21

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    just sometimes i have really bad thoughts about myself, not just negative but really violent, horrible ideas about being made to do things or having them done to me. i dont know...
    lamaragymnast lamaragymnast 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    I just woke up and had a really bad nightmare that my mom put both my grandma and I in an insane asylum when she is the one that needs it. The people treated us like we needed...
    W4W2 W4W2 41-45, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Girl I ain't no astronaut but I need some space.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M Aug 19

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    I can't talk to new people so no friends because I can't talk to new people to make friends wow my life sucks I feel mentally disabled and I want to feel like a ghost but think...
    KTRose KTRose 16-17, F Aug 31

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    This made me cry very hard when I woke up. In this dream, I believe me, my family and my grandparents were on a family vacation. At some point in the dream, I was laying on my...
    bridget1234567 bridget1234567 22-25, F Sep 5

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    I had a dream last night where my whole family was out by the road.and this white ranger pulled into our driveway, we all just looked at each other..: This bald guy with tons of...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    This dream started out fairly normal. About half way through the dream, I was standing inside what I believe was a children's library. Out of nowhere, I was beating cartoon cats...
    bridget1234567 bridget1234567 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 5

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    Does anyone have dreams about people vomiting? Lately, every single dream I have has involved vomit. I'm going to describe some of the dreams that stuck out to me the most, so if...
    bridget1234567 bridget1234567 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 5

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    I was raped. I have nightmares bc of it, flashbacks too.
    angkath80 angkath80 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
    chasingdreamss83 chasingdreamss83 31-35, M Aug 19

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    I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
    chasingdreamss83 chasingdreamss83 31-35, M Aug 19

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    Are you pregnant are your breasts just big naturally? You're the kind of woman who could stop me from lusting after 12 year old boys.
    Comicone999 Comicone999 41-45, M Aug 19

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    This is not a dating website
    jenadvice jenadvice 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 16

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    This was probably one of my scariest dreams. It happend last night. I jumped off a bridge and into the water below me and everything went white. I thought I died and was going to...
    bruisexviolet bruisexviolet 16-17, F Aug 17

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    I feel like everyone is judging me and looking down at me I just want to lock myself in my room listen to music and everything will be ok but it's not my life is not ok I cry when...
    KTRose KTRose 16-17, F Aug 31

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    Just work up from an awful nightmare. I need small talk to get my mind of of it. Message me if you feel like it.
    leftovernachos14 leftovernachos14 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 5

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    I get really bad cramps in my lower back before my period then really bad cramps on my lower stomach. It REALLY hurts, and I act like a HUGE *****:p cuz everything hurts.
    babygirl925926 babygirl925926 13-15, F Sep 5

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    Hello everyone. I just woke from a terrible dream. I dreamt that I was attacked by a sweater on a hanger. lol. Yeah, I know, it sounds silly. My dream begins with my home. I was...
    Becks8806 Becks8806 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    My boyfriend ever since I met him has a really bad memory. I believe because he use to smoke pot when he was in high school. Which honestly I can't say whether he is going to ever...
    jellyrolls34 jellyrolls34 18-21, F Aug 27

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    Simple fix-make every parent go through the same screening that adoptive parents go through.If you're too poor,don't have stability, a good job etc.then you need to get a state...
    jjb6560 jjb6560 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 27

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    At least in real life I'm nicer. Online, I express my opinions a lot more and many people either get offended and claim I have a horrible attitude or that I am a bully when I am...
    Kimverly Kimverly 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    I was grocery shopping and I was wearing a Yankees tshirt. A nice looking guy came up to me and says the Yankees suck beautiful, I said really I heard so does your mother. He...
    cagedlady cagedlady 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    My friend is a wonderful person. He's patient, honest, caring, and a dork. We've been (internet) friends for about a year now. Although we didn't talk much one-on-one(we mostly...
    PorcelainMaiden PorcelainMaiden 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I think this experience thread is a little one sided and hypocritical. Firstly, every person has a limit of stress and pain that they can handle, which to them when pushed beyond...
    AnonR AnonR 70+, T 1 Response Sep 1

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    Literally though, they hate everything about me. My personality, style, and social group. They don't like me hanging out with any of my guy friends because they are CONVINCED i am...
    StellaFlower StellaFlower 18-21, F 19 hrs ago

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    One of my friends just cut yesterday and since I know her from another friend he told me, I like her a lot as a friend but when he told me she cut I didn't feel anything. I tried...
    Izuka Izuka 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I do like meeting strangers, the thrill of the anonimity, but only like to talk about naughty stuff when and if there is a connection on other levels. Like a personality that leaks...
    osito2polar osito2polar 36-40, M