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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 105 People

    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    SwissLady SwissLady 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 21, 2014

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I must be fair! Yes! There are greedy women too. They are everywhere sailing themselves to some good men. I do not know who was sorry first but it sure is something that you cannot...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 1 day ago

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    I am so thankful for common sense and also for the Holy Spirit in my life. I have made many mistakes being normal "Trusting in human kind." The bible plainly states put not trust...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am experiencing more and more that some men cannot be satisfied with one woman no matter how nice she seem to be. They just have to entertain another woman. I hate men that flirt...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I actually like being in the company of perverse men. They sure make my confidence go up sky high about my body. I do have days where I feel fat.... lol As long add they're not...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I found something that I really like and am good at. but I don't have money to do it. My mum said that I have to give it up because she can't help me financially. she believes that...
    sharestry sharestry 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have really bad headache everyday that Somtimes will last 30 mins to all day
    x330x x330x 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    This is a pretty forgettable commercial, but I do have one question after viewing it.What the hell is a “torque ratio”?I admit I’m not the most mechanically...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    Well most people will think it is a bad habit. I still wet the bed most nights.
    Stillwetshisbed Stillwetshisbed 46-50, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Don't think I'm weird or gross, but I eat my hair... Not to the point of balding, but it's pretty bad... It has to be my hair, and I usually eat it if it's laying around... I'm...
    Triforce184 Triforce184 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My husband told me this morning "I like those legs, when do they open?"😂
    MarineWife1995 MarineWife1995 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I don't know why, most girls absolutely hate them but here I am; a lover of them. I'm more of a fan of the cheesy ones because they're always the funniest! Ones like "My name's...
    waywardgirl98 waywardgirl98 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    My mother has never liked me. I don't know why. She was mentally, emotionally, & physically abusive. It got worse after one of her boyfriends tried to molest me. She even went so...
    Tenanye Tenanye 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    So I know this is really bad, but I started doing it unintentionally... I have a bad habit of hurting the people I love when I'm mad or depressed to show them how much I'm hurting...
    weirdcharlie weirdcharlie 16-17, T 1 Response a week ago

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    I've met some people here that I think are just amazing, and a few others that I think are just as crazy but that's fine lol, I like the fact that people can be themselves here and...
    anon8369 anon8369 31-35, M Aug 24

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    i keep having the same nightmare every night and it seems so real and when i wake up i'm like paralysed for 5 minutes
    aaliyahbxo aaliyahbxo 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I've been friends with my best friend for about 6 years. We have a lot in common but we also like different things. We laugh a lot together and have a lot of fun, but lately shes...
    corndogage123 corndogage123 16-17, F Aug 22

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    This group is fair enough But I have one big problem with this statement. It is a one-sided statement, it implies that men must be respectful to women no matter how terrible a...
    HmidGainer HmidGainer 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 22

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    I think men with tattoos are so ******* sexy. It's like they have a new skin tone. Walking piece of art. I just love it.
    Smelyalata97 Smelyalata97 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    She was friendly and we have quite a lot in common. But both had agreed that family and real life comes first. And mine are still home demanding attention and time while hers are...
    storyteller4u2 storyteller4u2 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 20

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    l have been friends with these two girls for 5 years now. We were always very close, joking around, going out, doing different projects together... But I always had the feeling...
    kelafarrugia kelafarrugia 13-15, F Aug 19

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