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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    NeenaFlame NeenaFlame 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    50 Shades Of Hell No

    So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his real name). John seemed nice. We met for...
    phoenix924 phoenix924 36-40 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    This is a dream I just woke from not long ago. I've had a similar one months before, still unsure of what it could mean. A man (who was supposedly the main character) found this...
    EarthEyes420 EarthEyes420 18-21, T Jul 11

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    It's usually me sitting on my couch late at night, the tv on to static and music. I head ambient music then something that sounds like a war horn. Something comes stomping up the...
    louisrcac louisrcac 13-15, M Jul 16

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    I often feel like the most unluckiest person in the world. So much, that I see other people who say they are not lucky and I am jealous of them. I have no close friends, no one...
    NovaScotia902 NovaScotia902 22-25 1 Response Jun 30

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    when I see some men in shorts I often wonder why men that have beautiful leg's do not shave them and ware pantyhose to show them off
    dantodawn dantodawn 51-55, T 1 Response Jul 3

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    If you are an insecure sort of person you can invest a lot of energy and yourself in finding a person or persons on EP who will be a friend, a love, a confidante, whatever. You...
    shydate shydate 66-70, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I have TWO bad habits. One, is the usual biting nails. Which btw is a disgusting habit! I've tried lots of things but they don't seem to work. Two, Is sucking on my bottom lip. I...
    LoveAngelise LoveAngelise 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    Have a Bad Dentist Experience ever had one......?
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    think Some People Are So Fake On Ep
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 21 hrs ago

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    I know no one will read, comment or even like this post but for those of you honest readers, pay attention. I've been on EP for about four months, five months tops. I've seen and...
    MookieTheBezt MookieTheBezt 13-15, M 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I think you should only cry about someone who hurt you for 2 days! I mean someone you had been talking to for a while but then met but who let you down and turned out to be...
    Adaydreambeliever Adaydreambeliever 46-50, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I had such a bad high off some really strong Indica today. I smoked half a bowl and got super pale, then i stopped being able to stand or walk, then i passed out and was lowered to...
    AphroditeM AphroditeM 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    I feel I have not resolved my mental conflicts for too long because of which I am not who I really wanted to be. Feeling excited what I would turn out to be once I go through this...
    LuverBoy13 LuverBoy13 22-25, M Jul 10

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    I was 14, it was in school.. i always picked my bed near the windows.. Then its raining one night.. I open the windows slightly so I could sleep in the cool breeze.. i didn't...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M Jul 9

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    I woke up tied to a bed, in a really drab desolate and decrepit house. There were no sheets on the bed... there were metal spikes on the ceiling above me. This guy comes into the...
    tystruckman tystruckman 36-40, M Jun 27

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    I'm young, yes but even I know the difference between boys and men. Boys claim they are just the **** because they "have girls", your right you have GIRLS not women. A real man...
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    I know I want a gay guy right now I'm not scared to be with a gay bottom I'm so curious and determine to be with a gay bottom if you are up I'm from the Bronx I'll go to you if you...
    dmedina513 dmedina513 36-40, M 3 Responses Jul 5

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    Real men don't hit women a way the they will get hurt but but of course yeah on the bed.
    amedlover11 amedlover11 18-21, M Jul 10

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    My dentist sold me a surgery described as "peeling beck the gum just a little to install an implant". BUT-When he made the initial incision he then said-- "OK- this next part...
    Pattyjo1999 Pattyjo1999 51-55, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    Woman over 40 are the least unwanted women. so let's be fair. No one wants an old woman with a dried up vagina. So you are most likely going to end up with one of those short...
    support4life support4life 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I'm 5"7 and short guys are always hitting on me. I don't really care how cute/sexy you are if you need a step ladder for us to have a conversation. I've only ever dated one short...
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    This is my first time encountering a leak..... I hate it. Its right over the top of where I lay my head to go to sleep, not to mention that my screen to the window {which leads...
    UmmaCoward UmmaCoward 18-21, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Lol I have a few gay friends who are wicked hot... And then date and kiss hot boys... It's fawking hawt!
    ImNotOkayWhyCantYouSeeThat ImNotOkayWhyCantYouSeeThat 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 27

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    I have horrible insomnia. I just don't sleep; I have been on medication to sleep since I was 3 and before that my birth mom had to drug me and put alcohol in my bottles to get me...
    katcard katcard 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 28

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    My parents divorced when I was young (around five years old I think) and it was fine. I lived with my mum and saw my dad twice a week and stayed at his house every other weekend...
    sunflowersinthesun sunflowersinthesun 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I feel like I can't do anything and say anything without getting in trouble. I don't really know how to act around people even my family. My mum and dad say they are trying to make...
    samdavis3 samdavis3 16-17, M Jul 2

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    A day or so ago I posted about black helicopters flying around my neighbourhood in shifts all the time. Tonight's been pretty quiet actually, it's really strange. Maybe because its...
    Destinyyy Destinyyy 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I have a rare birth deffect called MRKH Syndrome which has many different aspects and one is spinal and joint complications. I have had back problems since I was about fourteen...
    Csmit38 Csmit38 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 8

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