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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 108 People

    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    NeenaFlame NeenaFlame 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    50 Shades Of Hell No

    So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his real name). John seemed nice. We met for...
    phoenix924 phoenix924 36-40 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 10 Responses Aug 21

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Why some shouldn't so call perverts be nice people. Actually I believe that there is no such thing as Perversion. If somebody thinks or is inclined toward a sexual preference...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 10 Responses Nov 11

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    I have met a couple good people in my life but none as good as those I've met on EP :). Hard to find here but they're here:) I've made awesome life long friends here. Many that I'd...
    sunshinegirl76 sunshinegirl76 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 29

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    Listen if you're trash, I'm willing to be a trashcan because I want you in me
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 24

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    u make the butterflies in my stomach want 2 rot and die did i do this right?
    paleprincess paleprincess 13-15, F 8 Responses Oct 29

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    You must be a sharpie because you're ultra fine ;3
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F Nov 13

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    My friend says, "Are those REAL diamonds sparkling in your eyes??"
    Zoopetiz Zoopetiz 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
    GarrettYdoom GarrettYdoom 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 13

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    did it hurt? did what hurt? I don't know . *walks away. l can never close!!
    jenn316 jenn316 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    Are you made of copper and tellulium? Cuz you're CuTe ;3
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I need help what to do. Tried everything. My life is going to be ruined by this disease. I'm afraid in going to loose my love
    josh221992 josh221992 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 4

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    rodg1958 rodg1958 56-60, M Nov 9

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    Namely Me!!!! F
    GarrettYdoom GarrettYdoom 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Whatttttttt!!!!!! I think some men should be slap in the face.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Nov 14

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    My pickup lines Are "hey you know what time it is?" Or "I like your shape up" I s.uck at trying to talk to guys. When I see guys, I hope they talk to me. Sometimes I make eye...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    It sucks how my best friend is. All he worries about is finding his next boyfriend and he goes threw them faster than he changes socks and says the same thing about all of them" oh...
    Sparkles4Soul Sparkles4Soul 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 12

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    i think all people need to feel that way, specially women. But sometimes, as a girl, I feel like boys just "appreciate" big personaliTITS and that's it ! i gotta be honest, those...
    vi491042 vi491042 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 14

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    I don't know why, but i randomly get really bad headaches. I have tried going to the doctors for it and every time it came back with nothing was wrong. They get so bad that I will...
    MarineGirlfriendMary MarineGirlfriendMary 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I think guy men are amazing , there looks and the way they take care of themselves , and are so honest , the young guys so attractive , and the older guys to hot , but fun and...
    fromthem2mefromme2you fromthem2mefromme2you 31-35, M Nov 6

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    I have a bad sexual problem and I really need help, though I'm a virgin and only 14 years old I can't help but be attracted to sexual, um, stuff. I'm only comfortable talking to...
    Haley19991219 Haley19991219 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 12

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    I think most men are stupid full stop! And I blame their mothers for that..!
    Roz2014 Roz2014 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 11

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    I have a bad side. My parents. Now that I'm in college probably worry about me more than ever but if they saw the bad side.... They would be shocked.
    xoxobabe5262 xoxobabe5262 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 11

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    I have a bad habit of going back to exes and trying to make it work/restart a relationship. It didn't work the first time, give it up. I need some fresh meat lmao!
    loveVSlust loveVSlust 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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