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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 106 People

    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2014

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    PotPrincess PotPrincess 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I've seen people on TV who had a genetic condition and If he has a girl it won't be having the same condition but If he has a boy then he'll end up like him and he said I won't...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    If the gentlemen in this newspaper article believe that raping a girl is HER fault, well,I propose a punishment that is a bit out of the box. I propose that they forcibly go...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    This time round I praise BIG BROTHER and the long arm pf the law to catch these ungrateful bastards. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436838/Two-three-Afghan-men-filmed...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Over protective people will make their kids fail in life for sure.Many of them might think that the world is so harsh ect. But If you really want to protect your kids then protect...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    per my other experiences I've posted. I look at a person's experiences and activity before accepting a friend request. that being said, I'm not going to accept if u have posted ur...
    dragoneyes35 dragoneyes35 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have tried to post these thoughts before, but they mysteriously disappeared in a few hours, so let me try again. I get fed up with conservative politicians hi-jacking the Bible...
    carlton52 carlton52 61-65, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm really tired of hammering this into my parents' heads. I don't remember things well. I'm not just not doing things, I haven't forgotten these things because they're not...
    Catherdra Catherdra 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Boy it's been awhile, men, men, men, so many men so little time. I have a weird taste in men honestly, like lately I'm starting to like the chubby nerdy types, especially with a...
    RollDaDice RollDaDice 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Hi, I'm Anna. When I was 15 years old, I met a boy. Let's call him Joel. Joel messaged me on Facebook, this is when the next 5 years of my life will never be the same. I fell in...
    akaypatt akaypatt 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels.The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they...
    hoaa hoaa 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I keep having a occurring nightmare that I'm in the passenger seat of a car, for whatever the reason may be (ice, raining, anything) the car slips off the road off of a cliff and I...
    customconcerned94 customconcerned94 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    I fell in love, for the first time. And here's my story.Sitting in the library at 3:47 in the afternoon casually doing work, wearing a shirt, tie, and my favorite headphones...
    diegosauns diegosauns 18-21, M Feb 1

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    Some rap songs just talk about sex or how they make out with their girls in bed. It doesn't make sense for me. the beats are good but the lines are bad.
    aly27 aly27 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Seriously, with all the overblown drama surrounding school shootings, I think it would be a good idea for schools to practice such scenarios and prepare them for such situations...
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf 18-21, M Feb 1

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    Hey, I have been praying for a long time that I would have a friend to understand me and all my weirdness. Prayers answered! I met this girl who happened to have autism. She...
    JewishJesusfreak JewishJesusfreak 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Ok really "loitering" is a sign that basically is a full on taunt. So are stop signs in remote areas (in high school we dubbed these "stoptional"). And ok really on a beach on the...
    sambular1313 sambular1313 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Hey are you chewing gum? Because if you are, I'd chew your *** all day.
    BlackBoneRaj BlackBoneRaj 70+, M Jan 31

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    I hungout with my friends last night and it just really wasn't what I wanted it to be they didn't want to go out with these guys without their parents permission and they just...
    katiebuggg katiebuggg 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    Real men don't hit women. Period. A real men knows how to handle such a situation. That is what maturity is.
    Gallantio Gallantio 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 30

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    I think most should understand that many like me are not for dating.Honestly,I may be tempted into something I am not here for.But I prefer to form my connections here based on...
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 5 Responses Jan 29

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