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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 106 People

    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    He Knows Nothing About Me But He Says....................

    Forget all these rubbish men you've been out with. or I expect you've been treated really badly by men. My reply it "No, I was happily married. My husband died. So what are you going on about"? Their answer is "well you know what | mean" I reply "No. What are you going on about...
    chanelP chanelP 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2011

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 5, 2009

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Another Good One

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 8, 2009

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    60% of the Time, They Work Every Time

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go ****.  Does this rag smell funny to you?  Hey now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
    MasterShake25 MasterShake25 22-25 Aug 6, 2009

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    SwissLady SwissLady 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    So....this one is a doozy.

    ... During my first trip to Europe, I was on a tour...nine countries in 25 days. I met an awesome Aussie lady and we were fast friends. We hung out, quite a bit, had a ton of fun and one day we were sitting outside of our hotel in Hopfgarten, Austria...chatting...waiting for...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 21, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    I tend to make up people in my head and tell everyone about them and I think I take it too far that I can't come back from it and I don't know what to tell my friends they will...
    Head13 Head13 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I can't stop thinking about being tickled, I absolutely love it but people around me or who tickle me just don't know how much I love it... what do I do?
    KaitlinMitchell KaitlinMitchell 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    People worship money. Let me tell y'all something. According to the world, if you don't have (a) Money in your wallet, and (b) all the latest gimmicks companies are literally...
    Termanus Termanus 13-15, M 7 hrs ago

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    Well,i have a lot of them.This one is so stupid,and i seriously don't know why,i do this.My car is always out of gas,lol.I have gotten stranded!I just don't learn.I'm on empty for...
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 36-40, F 12 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Ending a friendship is never an easy thing. I always use to look for closure at the end of any sort of relationship. I realized this year people will always deny you closure as a...
    vault101 vault101 26-30, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    i like my liquor how i like my men strong
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    You like pizza? Cuz you a hot pizza *** You Jamaican? Cuz you Jamaican me cray cray You from Tennessee? Cuz you the only 10 I see! Got a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    Padresfan Padresfan 16-17, M 19 hrs ago

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    Are you a pirate? Cause I want yo booty. If you were a baseball and I was a bat, would you let me hit that? If I used spell check, it would turn "you & I" into "us". If you were...
    ThisIsMarie ThisIsMarie 13-15, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I love my women how I like my camera...flashing.
    itsjakedam2 itsjakedam2 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I missed out on high school and some of college due to an illness so I feel a bit behind socially. I try to make plans with the few friends that I gave but they can take days to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

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    Yet another story of thoughtless friends. There was the time Ansley and Daniela pestered me about the past. Throughout the years Ansley and Daniela teased me about my 9th grade...
    sabertigersab sabertigersab 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    My ex-friends were like trackers: persistant and rude. In the middle of my senior year of High School, I tried so many tactics of avoiding my friends who didn't treat me like a...
    sabertigersab sabertigersab 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    You're like my toe....I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
    TooGlam2GiveADamn TooGlam2GiveADamn 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    On the flip-side of the pick up line, I have a pin that says "I like your approach. Now let's see your departure"
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Are you a pencil? Cause you lookin sharp today...
    MARAVELOUS MARAVELOUS 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?
    KiwiRota KiwiRota 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I have bad anxiety I'm always thinking my illness is going to make me stop breathing and them I start to get a bad feeling and it really bothers me
    newhope123 newhope123 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    You know when you get the feeling something really isn't right? Well I'm sitting in bed, writing in my journal and I have such a strong feeling that something is horribly horribly...
    Jenezebel Jenezebel 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have some very rude and disruptive neighbours. Everything was okay on my street until they moved in. Sometimes I wonder if I broke a mirror and have had the last 7 years of bad...
    Kriptess Kriptess 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I think I might have DID or DDNOS. I know of alters but I don't always have amnesia when they take over. A lot of the time I feel co-consious but things are sometimes foggy. I've...
    MikelMourning MikelMourning 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73 41-45, M 3 Responses a week ago

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