I see some guys who are always talking down to the women in their life. Girlfriend, Mother, whoever it may be. I get it, as men we can have short tempers and get annoyed, but it...
Being a troll does NOT make you cool, guys. It just makes you look bad and it is really embarrassing.
I think I finally have but as usual there are complications. I'm on one side of the country and she's on the other. Very unfair.
I love when guys use pick-up lines on me! I think its adorable.
the best one from my bf when we first started dating:
if I let you sit on my face, could I eat my way to your heart?
I remember a real old & bad one...
he: Is your name Gillette?
she: no! why?
he: cuz you're the best a man can get... xD xP :D xD
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I would **** you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Sex is Evil; Evil is Sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
So... what are the chances of my balls slappin' your *** tonight?
yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
An oldie... 'the only reason i would kick you of bed is to **** you on the floor.'
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
would you like a Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Are those **** me eyes, or **** you eyes?
looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and **** you for glory.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
we'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.