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I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

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    Some Are So Bad, You Can't Help But Laugh!

    So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months. This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half...
    fantafringe fantafringe 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    What a Dog!

    I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.
    prplfae prplfae 22-25, F Aug 6, 2009

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    Well...

    Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like having sex?" To be honest, I actually...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Wrong Language, Buddy

    I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off work and I'm looking at books before going...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2008

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    For Years

    for years a friend of ours used the line... "oh wow that dress is very becoming...you know if i were on you i'd be ******* too"... sadly i hate to report that it often got him a good laugh and a phone number... to each their own..
    RocknRose RocknRose 26-30, F Jul 1, 2008

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    Way Too Cheesy And Lame

    We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion): 1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!" 2. "Let's make like a candle and go out." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____." 4. "Did it hurt when you fell...
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 27, 2012

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    Really Corny Pick Up Lines..

    man: "do you know how to drive?" girl: "yes..why?" man: "because you drive me crazy." girl: THREW UP lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 30, 2008

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    I' Ve Heard Some Really Bad Ones...

    so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here are a couple that I liked to use quite often...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 22 Responses Jun 30, 2008

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    Lame? Or Not Lame?

    "If I followed you home...would you keep me?" "I lost my number...can I borrow yours?" "Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more drinks?" "You know what would look great on you? Me" "All those curves...and me with no brakes."...
    AGeminisTwin AGeminisTwin 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    A Couple Memorable Experiences

    They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.   I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.   The freakiest was after...
    MissSarahAnne MissSarahAnne 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    A List Of My Favorites

    1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink? 3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you. 4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you. 5) Are you going to kiss...
    NeenaFlame NeenaFlame 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Sharing, Are We?

    The worst ever is when guys ask me, "What's your sign?" And I tell them, thinking that maybe they're into astrology also, "I'm Scorpio." And then the next thing is, them asking how well does Scorpio and their sign make in a relationship. The first guy who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    13 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning. 4.  How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    50 Shades Of Hell No

    So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his real name). John seemed nice. We met for...
    phoenix924 phoenix924 36-40 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Lame

    I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed to take an interest in me, and was staring...
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2008

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    Atleast Some Of Them Get Creative

    "Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets." "Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off." "Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under." "The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back...
    ChasingNothing ChasingNothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 13, 2013

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    So...

    Here's the worst pick up line I ever received: "So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?" Um. No. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2009

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    I Had Some Pretty Bad Ones...

    Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never could quite get the whole pick up line thing...
    ord2act ord2act 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Are Your Parents Terrorists?

    Cause you're the bomb! god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of ****? seriously... that's just idiotic.
    forgetmyname forgetmyname 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2008

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    Haha not really I mean, it isn't exotic for me. At all. I grew up with it. But... i mean a hot guy is a hot guy no matter the country.
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    ******* damnation, let me do something bad to you first before you start whispering crap behind my back like I already did.