Having a really bad night! I was raped, can't stop crying! Please pray for me!!!
Grab your coat love. You've pulled!
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
You might need to call a doctor. I'm about to fall. In love!
(Just curious....do women use pick...
Know what's on the menu?
You from the south? Cause you look like mah cousin.
You must wink right after saying that in a hick accent. Really makes the ladies swoon.
Thinking of I should do it or not
"Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. "
"If you were a...
My penis is so polite that it will stand up so you have a place to sit down.
I really bothers me that some people are so messed up in the head, and wonder what they must be thinking of, and what enjoyment they seem to get?
Recently there has been a spate...
Great legs what time do they open?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm ... Batman
Are you a beaver cuz dam .3.
I'm sorry I'm going to need your name and insurance info I was lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head. OMG
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.
You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine writen all over you
did you fart? cause you blew me away
So your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Haha
You remind me of my pinky toe because I gonna bang you on a table
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple xD
Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see
Did you get those pants on sale?
Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off
Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad *** up ;)
Are you milk? Cuz I'll spoil you :3
(I'm so lame X3 )
Could you take your shirt off? I'd like to see how angels hide their wings ;3
What's got 102 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk ?
I got lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head I need all your personal information for insurance purposes....!!!! BAHAHAHA. It was priceless
Do you rent or own?
...those wings, you angel!