I Think Some Men Have Really Bad Pick Up Lines

I was in the Union Station bookstore killing some time before going home after work one day.  This guy looking at some books next to me, out of the blue, says, "So uhh..do you work around here?" and I say I just got off...

"Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I'm trying to get into your Chamber of Secrets."
"Did you get your pants at a sale? Cause in my house they'd be 100% off."
"Do you like Australian kisses? They're like French kisses, but down under...

Just an hour or 2 ago I was riding home from work on my bike, when I met this guy riding the opposite direction who stared at my(not special and not significantly large) breasts, than at my face and said "Hello beautiful, feel like...

Here's the worst pick up line I ever received:
"So... I like your boobs. Wanna go out?"
Um. No. 

I once had a drunk guy at a bar tell me he wanted to lick my legs like a puppy dog. Gross.

Cause you're the bomb!

god, am I really supposed to fall for that kind of shit?
seriously...
that's just idiotic.

1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink?

3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you.

4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee...

So I am seeing what is out there, man wise, and it is not looking good. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice ones out there, but they are way out numbered by the jack holes. For instance, take this one guy, John (and that IS his...

man: "do you know how to drive?"
girl: "yes..why?"
man: "because you drive me crazy."
girl: THREW UP lol

They call me "coffee",  I grind so fine.
 
I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once.  Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'.  It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to...

So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months.
This usually involves a few pub crawls in my...

Hey, got 10 minutes?

Such lines can be invaluable when there is an urgent need to divert attention from something else.

We have all heard our share, here's a few of the worst (at least in my opinion):
1. "Are your parents beavers cause DAMMMM!"
2. "Let's make like a candle and go out."
3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my...

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I busta nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
4.  How do you like...

Once upon a time, I was a single guy in Chicago. I had a decent job, a nice apartment, and a group of good friends that liked to hang out at the bar a few blocks from my place. We were there most nights, and try as I might, I never...

I've been on the receiving of many lame pick up lines. I don't actually mind if someone asked me my sign cause i'm into astrology too. But last week i was in the city and walked past McDonalds and there was some creepy dude that seemed...

so in retaliation I looked up a few on the internet to give back to  the guys that dished them out... it was hilarious to see their "duh-uh" looks when I came back with an equally lame and ridiculous pick up line... here...