I keep talking to people on here for months then at some indeterminate time they randomly say something like have a nice life I don't want to talk to you anymore. If out right da...
The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
When I started having more extreme nightmares when I was a six/seven, I used to sneak into my mum’s bed because I knew that my nightmares wouldn't follow me there. But the...
think it may be due to the medication I'm on but I get really vivid nightmares/dreams to the point where I wake up in a panic that it's real 😓
Thoughts race through my mind like demons poisoning me
They begin to consume me until there is only fear
I grasp for a glimmer of light in the darkness
Looking for any kind of hope...
Not as common as I used to. These nightmares would get so bad that I would have to stay up at night, which made me hallucinate. Nowadays my nightmares usually involve the music...
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. :-)
Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
This is a cool one. It is so funny.
I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
Hey I know a guy who wants to go out babe; guess who it is? It's me! -Glen Quagmire 2008
Did it hurt much falling from heaven?
Does this (rag soaked in chloroform) smell like puppies breath or fresh baked cookies? Lol jk