I Think Some People Just Really Need To Get Laid

Maybe then attitudes would be improved! 654 People

    xxxtop xxxtop
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Oct 29, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 22, 2015

    Half of the people on here need to get laid.

    Without sexxxxxx your life is boring. In 2016 start getting laid. Stop using your hands, let someone else use their hand & their body on you. It's not funny. Sexxxx is great. It's not hard finding someone neither.
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    18-21, F
    13 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    I'm one of those people.

    It's about freaking time anyways....
    Birdy666 Birdy666
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 15, 2015

    in my country we don't say laid we say ******

    or banged or smashed or screwed
    spankinggardener spankinggardener
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Nov 20, 2015

    Yes. The whole world needs to get laid right

    now. Imagine all the people....
    SpontaneousRecoveryLovely SpontaneousRecoveryLovely
    18-21, M
    Oct 13, 2015

    I do. Honestly, I just need someone to wrap

    their fists in my hair and take their frustration out on me because omg that would be nice.
    happylittlekinkster happylittlekinkster
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    The words of a romantic

    and my desire: Oh how I long to feel the warmth and curves of a woman, skin to skin, in person, live and real. ....See my long comment
    1niceguy4u 1niceguy4u
    51-55, M
    1 Response Oct 8, 2015

    It's been two months.

    Now that I'm single...it will probably be many more! FML I'm not about to become the single woman who sits at home with her cats and watches "the Ghost Whisperer" on a Friday night lol, but it's more probable than me jumping into bed with the first guy I meet. Because I know...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Sep 4, 2015

    Especially me ,,,,,,,

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 26, 2015
    Orgasme Orgasme
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jul 24, 2015

    Is there an end to this line

    or do I take a number? .. Or is it more of a DMV sign in and sit down approach. Lol. I wish it was that simple though. I know it seemingly can be but the prostitution thing has never been an option for me. Drilling strangers was cool in my 20's. But a war, a neglectful wife, a...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    46-50, M
    6 Responses Sep 27, 2015

    You can tell they just need a nice good

    "session" with someone that can just rock their world and call them their b?#!h, I swear, there's just no need for being an outright ******* all the f'ing time.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 11
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 10, 2015
    MrsLeolaniRheeYeun MrsLeolaniRheeYeun
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 22, 2015
    scoobyt scoobyt
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 19, 2015

    I love sex with random women on a daily basis.

    ..it is so erotic to barely no them and **** and leave...
    ilovethongs23 ilovethongs23
    41-45
    Sep 26, 2015

    There have been several times in my life I have

    encountered someone either grouchy or just in a bad mood and I have slept with them to make them feel better.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Nov 30, 2015

    Like 90% of this site is

    so uptight lol please get laid
    snugglybunny snugglybunny
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 19, 2015

    Like Me!

    'Cause, I'll be 23 in about an hour and 14 minutes...and I've never gotten laid! Frustrating.
    noone121212 noone121212
    22-25, M
    Apr 16, 2013

    I think the world would be a much better place

    if more people got laid on a regular basis. So do the world a favor and hug your neighbor, naked. Who knows how long its been for them. :-)
    StraCat StraCat
    31-35, M
    Aug 3, 2015

    Me, Too

    Me, too; I need to get laid
    MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy
    70+, M
    Apr 19, 2011

    I am one of them. I keep coming close

    but I can't seem to close the deal. I know this is not one of my heart felt experiences but I can't stand not being sexually intimate with a women. My mind is filling up with all these sexual deviant ideas and I can't seem to shake it. I go to the bars to try and see if that...
    Noology19 Noology19
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 23, 2015
    1niceguy4u 1niceguy4u
    51-55, M
    1 Response Oct 6, 2015

    I really need to get laid

    so bad that I'll do it anywhere
    JulioC2557 JulioC2557
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jan 9

    yes I do! ;) now only

    if it were that easy
    savindasak savindasak
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    I love writing my private dirty little thoughts

    and reading all of the responses and input from people on EP.... I love knowing that there are other people out there that think as dirty as I do and share some of my favorite experiences... then there are those that want to impose whatever set of values they establish for...
    sweetntight sweetntight
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    I agree whole heartedly with this statement

    and that person is ME! I do!!
    Sabr3na Sabr3na
    41-45, F
    12 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    I have several needs,

    this is one of them. LOL
    1niceguy4u 1niceguy4u
    51-55, M
    1 Response Oct 28, 2015

    My teacher need to get laid

    and maybe she won't be all grouchy anymore 😂😂😂
    Rhazi17 Rhazi17
    18-21, F
    Oct 15, 2015
    sweetpea03 sweetpea03
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Dec 3, 2015
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