I Think Some T-shirt Sayings Are Hilarious

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    This was a UK T-Shirt from the mid 80's.

    It had a picture of Adolf Hitler on the front and on the back it said..or words to this effect ( forgive the dates) Hitlers European tour Czechoslovakia 1937 Austria 1938 Poland 1939 France 1940 USSR 1941 UK 1945 Cancelled There may have been more, but you get my drift?
    cpthaddock cpthaddock
    56-60, M
    Jun 11, 2014

    For Exammple

       my t shirts has a pic of a man and wife on wedding day . the man has a chain and ball on his ankle  he is sad . his wife is happy . the bottom of the shirt says game over .  
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 6, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 28, 2009

    Boobies!

    my gf gave me one for x-mas that sez boobies make me smile!  there are a million out there but if you know me you would think this one was made for me. yes my gfs boobs make me smile ! they are bigger than yer head dude!
    monkeyskull monkeyskull
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Feb 4, 2009

    I Want To Start A T-shirt Line, Shop, Or Online Business.

    If you see any ideas for t-shirts in regards to style, make, type of material, sayings, genre's, share them with me please! Not only will they keep me constantly thinking of new ideas and up to date with the market but it will be a nice little notification reminder of something...
    Invest2CentsSomeRworthMORE Invest2CentsSomeRworthMORE
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2013

    I Made This One Up!

    "My other shirt has last nights vomit on it"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 13, 2011

    T-Shirt Slogans

      Some of my favs are Nosey Little ****** Aren't You (Written is very very small writing so they have to come right up to read it) I gave up Smoking! Drinking! and Sex! Worst 10 Seconds of my life The influence of alcohol may make this person believe they can sing  ...
    ToniBee ToniBee
    41-45, F
    Jun 24, 2009

    I Want It...will Some Day

    there is a shirt at my work store Says "So, you think I just drive a truck. 13 gears, 18 wheels, 40 tons, 65 feet long, 500 horse power, 1800 pounds of torque. You do the math."
    BillySPizza BillySPizza
    22-25, M
    Feb 1, 2009

    Express Yourself!

    I love funny and often snarky t-shirts: * "Don't **** me off..I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." * "Our staff is trained to kill." * "Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints." * "You...cut your mullet...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jan 28, 2009
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