I want to get a job at Fatz, just so I can learn how to make firecrackers..they are SOO GOOD...
I'm never organised and now my exams are coming up I need to learn how to I'm getting there but it's just taking time
want to learn how to play the drums but i got no timeee
Then again I think some girls are pretty stupid as well..XD
I have to constantly resist the urge to stop a girl walking down the street and school her in how to strut and sashay ;) xx
There is something sexy about a woman in high heels. I love when my gf wears a pair of stiletto's. So hot! I'll buy her a pair just to wear when we, ahem, you know.
"Thinking Of You"
Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed
Females and high heels are my weakness
These simple rules that explain what plenty of confident women feel should be obvious.
I would really like to be able to sit down and know how to play an instrument. I played piano for a year but didn't really like it. There's a band at my school but I never joined...
According to the Mayo Clinic, the mantra meditation technique is a great calming meditation method. During mantra meditation, you...
i wish i could find my dream girl already who loves me for me and who will push her cute little tummy out for me all the time while we cuddle or even while shes just walking thru...
I have a lot of things to do. Lots of goals, lots of dreams, scholarship plans, hope to get some money and time to learn new a language, tons of book to read, bizilions of tv...
Freaking absolutely yeah. Lemme give you a brieef list of those shockers in here:
1. Trolls - I just hope you don't look like one and that you haf a life in spite of. These things...
I finally got to a point in my life that I know what I like, what I don't and how I want to live my life. I won't lie it hurts to see people slowly distance themselves because I...
Already got some coming in the mail in a few hours!!! Gaaah! I'm so excited!!!
Yes I know it's a stock image -_-
The type I'm got: RB Macroblade 84. Here's hoping I got a good...
I've worked over 2 years in the same gas station, and the amount of customers who come in when they have a problem don't listen to the solution and say "well, it's someone's fault...
They say that woman's brains work faster than men's. Women aren't smart than men, they just get there faster
I have a doubt lately that whether the girl I was talking about yesterday has come here as new member and watching me like before
She just comes in swift and goes even before...
Don't compliment someone if you don't mean it. Not everyone is so gullible, and personally I find it offensive that someone would think me so dumb as to believe the lies they pull...
Bet your window's rolled down and your hair's pulled back
And I bet you got no idea you're going way too fast
You're trying not to think about what went wrong
Trying not to stop...
Whilst I'm not generally "turned on" by aliens, there are some which I have to admit would fall into the category of being sexy, to some degree, even if they exhibit sexual traits...
Some people are rude. You can hold the door, they don't say thank you. Some people bump into you without saying sorry. Some people even join/crash into you and your friend...
"And your eyes must do some raining if you're ever gonna grow. If crying don't help, you can't compose yourself, it's best to compose a poem, a honest verse of longing or a simple...
I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungs!... But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me..
It comes to a point when your having a disagreement with someone, so they block you before you can have your say. Pathetic.
I pee myself a little sometimes :P
Guys, it's really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.
Hell yeah I do!!! Got mah package about a week ago.
I do! Princesses are adorable, and specially my own (If I do say so myself, If I do say so myself, If I do say so myself, self) :3
Love chu Gubbachu <333
I have always wanted to be spanked by a pregnant woman. It would be erotic.
I hope that I do this and no matter the age or the status of the lady.
And I will continue to do so.
Ladies deserve every bit of respect they can get as they have had a raw deal...
Yes I am a cross-dresser and my wife has now accepted this, but still away to go. I am looking for wife's or girlfriends who cross-dress or to hear stories from other men who...
You try to be nice and give a person breakfast in bed and all they can do is scream and ask you why you're in there house. You can't be nice to anyone smsh
My family is this way. They can be the worst at times. I really hope I'm never like them.
99.8747895% of them are on this site.
Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
For what, I don't know:
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.
Bob Marley - I Shot The...
Why do people who are so uninformed about specific topics still so eager to voice their opinions? So many people say things only because it's what the rest of the population says...
Why are people blocking you, cause you have ctriticism on their posts? You can't make any conversion with that.
Then I remember,
When you packed my car,
You reached in the back,
And buckled up your heart,
Why God died.
Jeremy Kyle show - need I say more