I Think Sometimes Pizza Is The Only Solution

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    There are no situations

    that will not be improved by the use of pizza. About to get broken up with buy them a pizza. About to get fired hold on is that Dominos I hear on the phone. 'Bout to die, perfect last meal incoming and a lot of pizza places deliver.
    Freedgorgan Freedgorgan
    18-21, M
    Feb 27, 2016
    Fool1233 Fool1233
    13-15, F
    Jan 20, 2016

    Pizza is the way of life.

    if there was a pizza religion, i'd join it...
    bagginsesss bagginsesss
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jun 29, 2015

    I've burned my mouth

    while eating a slice of pizza so....... yes, I do know what it's like when a loved one betrays you.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Aug 13, 2015

    I think good food in general is the answer.

    It just makes me feel so much better. I seek comfort in food. It's like the only real pleasure I can experience while sitting in this house.
    justpathetic justpathetic
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 1, 2015

    I could really go for a buffalo chicken pizza

    right about heck even sausage and pepperoni
    aaronpayne aaronpayne
    26-30, M
    Dec 1, 2015
    WhiskeyRoger369 WhiskeyRoger369
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Aug 14, 2015
    BrookeHunter121 BrookeHunter121
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 18, 2015

    You know that feeling

    when the ONLY way to get over someone is pizza? Yeah, I got that goin on right about now.
    ItsRidge ItsRidge
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 6, 2015

    Pizza is love, pizza is life.

    (yes, that is everything i have to say, just read my username and you will know.)
    MrUncreative MrUncreative
    22-25, M
    Nov 26, 2014
    haleyluker16 haleyluker16
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 12, 2015

    Pizza may well be the only option sometimes

    but people forget that it is also still a valid option at all other times!
    HeyLookItsGemma HeyLookItsGemma
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 3, 2015

    Sometimes is an understatement,

    pizza is always the solution
    OreosOnFire OreosOnFire
    16-17, F
    Sep 24, 2015

    pizza will never lie to you pizza will never

    betray you pizza will never cheat you pizza will never argue with you pizza is the only thing we need in our lives.
    eviesamermaid eviesamermaid
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Dec 18, 2014
    floweronfire floweronfire
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 25, 2016

    People are notoriously bad at complaining

    and groaning with cheese and tomato sauce between their jaws. I think it's the natural calming effect of comfort food.
    JackMann JackMann
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2015

    This is one of those foods

    that will blow your mind .... forever.
    deleted deleted
    Aug 14, 2015

    The only solution I know of.

    When in doubt... Pizza.
    The3rdAndOnly The3rdAndOnly
    18-21, F
    Aug 14, 2015

    I just had a little Caesars pizza

    and let me say I am a happy panda
    AmyPond11th AmyPond11th
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Jul 29, 2015

    But it's *always not "sometimes".

    Pizza is always a good idea
    darkestSun darkestSun
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015
    yugimotodm yugimotodm
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 27, 2016
    gabby121212 gabby121212
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 19, 2015

    I've been waiting around an empty

    and freezing apartment all day for someone to turn on the gas. I'm tired and I'm annoyed. I should use my money to get some better groceries, but screw it. If I have to keep waiting here, then I'm ordering a pizza. I'll see if the pizza guy gets here quicker. At least I'll have...
    Anonomdeplume Anonomdeplume
    70+, F
    Dec 2, 2015
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 5, 2015

    Having a bad day? Pizza!

    Got in a fight with a friend? Make up with Pizza! The kids want something good to eat? Pizza! Your wife wants a divorce? Win her back with Stuffed Crust Pizza! A love one died? Drown your sorrows in Pizza! You've been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes? .......ok maybe pizza can't...
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai
    16-17, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2015
    Treasure7 Treasure7
    41-45, F
    Jan 20, 2016

    There's not much to say about this.

    Its just true. What could be better when you're feeling sad or lonely than a pizza, ,some good friends, and netflix
    jerudacille2 jerudacille2
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 27, 2015

    Except when I have gas.

    Cheese+gas+my stomach= eternal hell
    KindredKings KindredKings
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 14, 2015
    MissMarieDDD MissMarieDDD
    22-25, F
    Jul 27, 2015

    When you're having a bad day,

    Pizza! When you're happy, pizza! Having a relaxing night in? pizza! Pizza never judges, pizza listens and Pizza is always there. Pizza thinks you're beautiful, even when you're ugly crying.
    Perseph0ne Perseph0ne
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Feb 25, 2016

    Wanna commit suicide

    but then again there is pizza and who wouldn't want pizza
    BluuKidX05 BluuKidX05
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 25, 2016
    umayyad umayyad
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Aug 14, 2015
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    Aug 16, 2015
    DoeADeer517 DoeADeer517
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2015

    Just the other day I woke up in a really

    depressed mood, and then I was having a conversation with my boyfriend that only made it worse. All I could think was; Pizza. I need pizza. I kept wandering around my house mumbling about how I needed pizza, but I didn't get any. Then the next day as soon as it was...
    DarkAngel24 DarkAngel24
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 13, 2015

    Everything changes. Everything in my life has

    undergone transformation of some kind. But pizza? It is fundamentally the same now as it was 30 years ago, and even longer before that. It's perpetually reliable. Literally one slice of dependable sanity. My hat is off to you.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2016

    As Kevin James once said "there's no better

    feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
    deleted deleted
    Aug 14, 2015
    Peachyyoshi Peachyyoshi
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 26, 2015
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Oct 2, 2015

    That's true my home town makes the best mega

    deep pan pizzas that they are well worth the money.
    41-45, M
    Dec 20, 2015

    And let us be honest.

    Pizza is the solution for ANYTHING :DD
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Jan 1, 2016
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