Got in a fight with a friend? Make up with Pizza!
The kids want something good to eat? Pizza!
Your wife wants a divorce? Win her back with Stuffed Crust Pizza!
A love one died? Drown your sorrows in Pizza!
You've been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes? .......ok maybe pizza can't...
that will not be improved by the use of pizza. About to get broken up with buy them a pizza. About to get fired hold on is that Dominos I hear on the phone. 'Bout to die, perfect last meal incoming and a lot of pizza places deliver.
undergone transformation of some kind. But pizza? It is fundamentally the same now as it was 30 years ago, and even longer before that. It's perpetually reliable. Literally one slice of dependable sanity. My hat is off to you.
and freezing apartment all day for someone to turn on the gas. I'm tired and I'm annoyed. I should use my money to get some better groceries, but screw it. If I have to keep waiting here, then I'm ordering a pizza. I'll see if the pizza guy gets here quicker. At least I'll have...
depressed mood, and then I was having a conversation with my boyfriend that only made it worse.
All I could think was; Pizza. I need pizza.
I kept wandering around my house mumbling about how I needed pizza, but I didn't get any.
Then the next day as soon as it was...