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I Think That One By One the Penguins Steal My Sanity

slowly, slowly they are coming to get me. 22 People

    They Won't Stop

    Really, the penguins are stealing my mind. I can't stop them. I'm afraid I'll be one of them one day. Some one come and get them away from me....................LOL....... ;)
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2009

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    ...and I Feel It Getting Chilly In Here...

    This comes from a crazy little postcard that I have hanging on my wall. Got it when I was visiting a friend over in the country next to mine. For some reason, I needed to have this post card and display it prominently on my wall for all to see as a declaration of my loss of...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 3, 2008

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    Name That Movie!!!

    "Slide!, said the penguin. And so I did." You win a bazillion experience points if you know what movie this is from!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 28, 2008

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    Penguins

    The penguins are helping us!! By stealing every last bit of our non existant sanity, there is more room for being crazy! It's so logical, I can't believe it! The less sanity we have, the more fun we can have.
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 3, 2008

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    I Know It!

    One will come at night, one when I'm not looking, one when I'm in the shower. they steal it and use it as currency in penguinville. lol, I'm a lunatic.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 3, 2008

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