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I Think That One By One the Penguins Steal My Sanity

slowly, slowly they are coming to get me. 23 People

    Penguins

    The penguins are helping us!! By stealing every last bit of our non existant sanity, there is more room for being crazy! It's so logical, I can't believe it! The less sanity we have, the more fun we can have.
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 3, 2008

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    Name That Movie!!!

    "Slide!, said the penguin. And so I did." You win a bazillion experience points if you know what movie this is from!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 28, 2008

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    ...and I Feel It Getting Chilly In Here...

    This comes from a crazy little postcard that I have hanging on my wall. Got it when I was visiting a friend over in the country next to mine. For some reason, I needed to have this post card and display it prominently on my wall for all to see as a declaration of my loss of...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 3, 2008

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    I Know It!

    One will come at night, one when I'm not looking, one when I'm in the shower. they steal it and use it as currency in penguinville. lol, I'm a lunatic.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 3, 2008

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    They Won't Stop

    Really, the penguins are stealing my mind. I can't stop them. I'm afraid I'll be one of them one day. Some one come and get them away from me....................LOL....... ;)
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2009

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    I just love this about penguins and their love. Link is below.
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