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I Think The Male Member Is A Work Of Art

a chance for the ladies to show their appreciation 83 People

    Erection Tea

    I was feeling in the need of a little boost, so I did some research on how to give my erections a bit of an edge. And I found a recipe for something called "erection tea". So I thought I'd share it. Partly to spread the word, but also partly so I could find the recipe again...
    TheNakedPoet TheNakedPoet
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Feb 25, 2013

    A magnificent male specimen

    There's a documentary on right now. And I felt compelled to write about it in here. My dad is watching it. It looks like it's about life in the Outer Hebrides. There's a livestock fair. The ***** are being displayed in "an inauspicious corner of the field", according to the...
    TheNakedPoet TheNakedPoet
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 18, 2011

    Artsy

    An artsy view of my member ...
    EvenFlow85 EvenFlow85
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jun 15, 2011

    He does what he wants to do

    I wrote this somewhere else... but now I want to present it as a comic. The words are... I've used this metaphor before, but it's still very apt. He's like a dog that's learned a few tricks but still knows his own mind too well. He's never going to be one of those dogs that obeys...
    TheNakedPoet TheNakedPoet
    41-45, M
    10 Responses Jun 19, 2011

    I love looking at the way various artists

    depict the male member.Especially Picasso and Caravagio and wonder how they would depict mine !
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 28, 2015
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