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I Think The "suggestions For You" Are Funny

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    THANKS, BUT NO THANKS

    I love EP . I actually posted a story praising the positive aspects of this site today. What I do not get is how the "Suggestions 4 U " section works. Today, EP is kindly suggesting me to Join and share in the fun of the following group  : "I WANNA LIVE...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Nov 29, 2009

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    Haha

    Yes lol i find the 'suggestions for you' very funny. What is mostly suggested to me, is 'challenge to lose weight'. I take offence to that one lol.
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 22-25, F Feb 21, 2010

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    Bring It

    I keep getting the ad Date 50+ Women. At first I thought it was some kind of speed dating advert. I was interested and a little scared simultaneously. Is there some shortage of men? Would that be like a cage match in the WWF or more like a Bachelor episode. Then I saw the word...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 10 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    My Ideal Man

    Apparently "I like my men rugged and hairy" would be a good group for me??? I reckon that if I was into men I still wouldn't be into too much body hair. LOL
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 12 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    Is It Trying To Tell Me Something?

    I am not really sure what is going on at the moment.  The suggestion for you box keeps telling me I might like the "I want to cut up a body" group...........Every time I log in there it is again, very unnerving. I did not think I wanted to.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    Funny? I Guess.

    How else could i describe it when EP recommends me s.e.x toys?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender 18-21, M Apr 9, 2013

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    Not Funny...

    Midway it popped up, I thought of writing this story. Then decided to just comment on Roj's. Too coincidental, I said. But eight freakin' times!!! I think someone here on EP is lurking over our profiles... someone from their IT department... or admin... hmmm... This is...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 5, 2010

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    Funny Thing

    One time I had made another profile for myself before deleting my other one. Then later on Ep suggested that I friend myself since we had so much in common LOL.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    It's There To Give You A Laugh

     I went to share my experience for this and it looks like not many people like the 'suggestions for you'. Well I think it's very funny :) It keeps telling me that "I have a tattoo"! and thinks "I write poetry" I am interested to know what else I do!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Baby Stage

    I know it's not that easy to program something that could memorize unique preferences but well, it is really in its very baby stage that I just can't help laughing. First, I noticed it told me I should join the Curse Less Challenge. RLMAO. I curse probably once a year. Seriously...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 22 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    Over Here The Joke Is...

    that the EP software has artificial intelligence! My favorite human creation is the word "La" and the most frequently recommended to me user by far by the EP software is someone whose username starts with "la" (and is followed by a lot of numbers)... I once coded a site like...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Oct 18, 2009

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    At Least They Were Funny

    Most of the suggestions I get in EP's Suggestion Box area for joining groups are funny because they are so random and contradictory. Most of the friend suggestions are just silly because when I check the profiles, I have nothing in common with the people. Now there's a new...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 21 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    Conclusions Based On Limited Knowledge

    My favourite one: "I Am American"... Well, I wonder what I've been reading to lead to that conclusion. :P
    maydaybandit maydaybandit 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    This Isn't An Ep Suggestion...but

    ...it DOES frequently appear in the little ad section on the right. apparently these are the hot and sexy studs that AdultFriendFinder thinks i should check out in my area. the funniest thing about this? the guy on the right's screen name. i mean, really. if anybody thinks there...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    I Was Skeptical, But ...

    This morning a suggestion appeared for to me to check out the book:  "Understanding Women."  Somehow these EP computers figured out exactly what I understand the least of all in life.  Brilliant!  This must be based on a very advanced scientific formula...
    jimmyblue jimmyblue 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    What A Joke

    The "Suggestions For You",They're a joke,How could they know,The things we want,I think not!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Sep 26, 2011

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    You Want Me To Join What Group?

    I just had to share, because "suggestions for you" just told me I should join the "I am Single" group.  Seriously?  My top 3 experiences all have to do with being married.  Happily married in fact. I'm not even someone who is married and wishes they were single.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2010

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    Finally!

    I've been here for nearly six months and strangely - no 'suggestions for you'. Just a few days ago they finally popped into my EP life and I'm reminded of just what a laugh they are.I checked out one of the people who was supposedly a potential friend based on...
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    I Didn't Believe But Now.....

    There is something definitely going on with the suggestions for you.  My suggestion was to take a survey on what company makes the best burgers, so I took the survey and then it came up for groups for people who need to lose weight... Something strange going here... How...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    Furminator Deshedder

    What is this and what logic was used in determining I needed this? Was it the I Am Italian group I belong too (no offense)? Do I need a haircut? For the record, I don't have any back hair and the word 'wooly' has never been used to describe me. Also, Is FUR S capitalized for...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 4, 2010

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    My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
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    I know that you can not read this and I am kind of glad that you can't, but I am writing this for you..... At the start of January everything was great.... You were trying so hard...
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    I know that you can not read this and I am kind of glad that you can't, but I am writing this for you..... At the start of January everything was great.... You were trying so hard...
    FFPower FFPower 22-25, M May 16

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    The 1 in 4 should always be followed up with the 1 in 16. Odds are you know both a rape victim and a rapist. Who do you think will laugh at your joke? Who do you think is gonna...
    Faeriepool Faeriepool 22-25 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'll send a picture of me if you'll send me a picture of you ??????? wait that's not funny! Nor is it appropriate!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    They do make me laugh... Do they not even realize how incredibly entertaining they are? How their whole world exists around you? hahahahahha Yes they do make me laugh.... :D
    SunnyGirl9 SunnyGirl9 46-50, F 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    I love it when guy(let's be honest here, I've never been asked this by a girl!) think all they have to do is message me twice then I'll give them my phone number!
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 2 Responses May 7

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    Well, the witty ones are, they're not mean-spirited and it's all in good fun.
    RealLifePerson RealLifePerson 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    “Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
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    Today at school, A kid got suspended. Now this isn't any normal suspension. This kid literally has been at this school for 2 months. He "supposedly" came here from Mexico and...
    cmr426 cmr426 13-15, F 4 Responses May 1

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    I am living with my sister now, finances got pretty bad. It is a hotel suite, which isn't bad, but as you can imagine is a bit cramped. But, that is not the real story and it isn't...
    justmerae1 justmerae1 46-50, F 3 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
    MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife 13-15 6 days ago

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    Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
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    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    You must be tired because you've been running though my mind all night
    mdlathem mdlathem 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    my penis is still erect. ..hey wait. You're not my doctor. but thats no reason why we can't "practice." ;)
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ...please..?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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