"Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. "
"If you were a...
Sorry guys .But there is no sorry .Even though, stupidity does not discriminate when it comes to gender , this time I will speak about my experience with men.
You mighty dominant...
It's been a while since I heard your voice, and as usual I am getting withdrawals. I still hope that you will call me some day, say you love me and not expect a reply.. You know I...
This is more like a poem.
Here I am, waiting for you again.
There you will be, waiting on me again.
Like to passing cars, shooting stars.
Passing by when we are not waiting...
A Special World
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun...
if you are a friend of mine and if you need anything then I'll be there for you 24/7
How can we regenerate blood? Hits add life and regeneration life per second! For my personal view, the price of advanced weapons with these attributes would rise up in the future...
For those who deal damage to yourself I want you to know that I care for you and will pray for you even if I don't know or like you. I am willing to end my life for you rather than...
Message between me and a man on EP:
I can't really do "physical only." I've tried, and I just can't. There has to at least be warmth and affection there.
In the long run, I...
Thinking of I should do it or not
Grab your coat love. You've pulled!
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
You might need to call a doctor. I'm about to fall. In love!
(Just curious....do women use pick...
Are you a beaver cuz dam .3.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.
You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine writen all over you
did you fart? cause you blew me away
You remind me of my pinky toe because I gonna bang you on a table
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple xD
Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see
You from the south? Cause you look like mah cousin.
You must wink right after saying that in a hick accent. Really makes the ladies swoon.
Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad *** up ;)
Are you milk? Cuz I'll spoil you :3
(I'm so lame X3 )
Do you rent or own?
...those wings, you angel!
Listen if you're trash, I'm willing to be a trashcan because I want you in me
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm ... Batman
So your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Haha
Did you get those pants on sale?
Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off
My penis is so polite that it will stand up so you have a place to sit down.
Could you take your shirt off? I'd like to see how angels hide their wings ;3
"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."