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I Think The "suggestions For You" Are Funny

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    Baby Stage

    I know it's not that easy to program something that could memorize unique preferences but well, it is really in its very baby stage that I just can't help laughing. First, I noticed it told me I should join the Curse Less Challenge. RLMAO. I curse probably once a year. Seriously...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 22 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    At Least They Were Funny

    Most of the suggestions I get in EP's Suggestion Box area for joining groups are funny because they are so random and contradictory. Most of the friend suggestions are just silly because when I check the profiles, I have nothing in common with the people. Now there's a new...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 21 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    Finally!

    I've been here for nearly six months and strangely - no 'suggestions for you'. Just a few days ago they finally popped into my EP life and I'm reminded of just what a laugh they are.I checked out one of the people who was supposedly a potential friend based on...
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Funny Thing

    One time I had made another profile for myself before deleting my other one. Then later on Ep suggested that I friend myself since we had so much in common LOL.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    Bring It

    I keep getting the ad Date 50+ Women. At first I thought it was some kind of speed dating advert. I was interested and a little scared simultaneously. Is there some shortage of men? Would that be like a cage match in the WWF or more like a Bachelor episode. Then I saw the word...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 11 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    I Was Skeptical, But ...

    This morning a suggestion appeared for to me to check out the book:  "Understanding Women."  Somehow these EP computers figured out exactly what I understand the least of all in life.  Brilliant!  This must be based on a very advanced scientific formula...
    jimmyblue jimmyblue 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Not Funny...

    Midway it popped up, I thought of writing this story. Then decided to just comment on Roj's. Too coincidental, I said. But eight freakin' times!!! I think someone here on EP is lurking over our profiles... someone from their IT department... or admin... hmmm... This is...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 16 Responses Apr 5, 2010

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    Haha

    Yes lol i find the 'suggestions for you' very funny. What is mostly suggested to me, is 'challenge to lose weight'. I take offence to that one lol.
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 22-25, F Feb 21, 2010

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    It's There To Give You A Laugh

     I went to share my experience for this and it looks like not many people like the 'suggestions for you'. Well I think it's very funny :) It keeps telling me that "I have a tattoo"! and thinks "I write poetry" I am interested to know what else I do!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Conclusions Based On Limited Knowledge

    My favourite one: "I Am American"... Well, I wonder what I've been reading to lead to that conclusion. :P
    maydaybandit maydaybandit 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    THANKS, BUT NO THANKS

    I love EP . I actually posted a story praising the positive aspects of this site today. What I do not get is how the "Suggestions 4 U " section works. Today, EP is kindly suggesting me to Join and share in the fun of the following group  : "I WANNA LIVE...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Nov 29, 2009

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    You Want Me To Join What Group?

    I just had to share, because "suggestions for you" just told me I should join the "I am Single" group.  Seriously?  My top 3 experiences all have to do with being married.  Happily married in fact. I'm not even someone who is married and wishes they were single.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2010

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    Funny? I Guess.

    How else could i describe it when EP recommends me s.e.x toys?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender 18-21, M Apr 9, 2013

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    My Ideal Man

    Apparently "I like my men rugged and hairy" would be a good group for me??? I reckon that if I was into men I still wouldn't be into too much body hair. LOL
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 12 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    I Didn't Believe But Now.....

    There is something definitely going on with the suggestions for you.  My suggestion was to take a survey on what company makes the best burgers, so I took the survey and then it came up for groups for people who need to lose weight... Something strange going here... How...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    Over Here The Joke Is...

    that the EP software has artificial intelligence! My favorite human creation is the word "La" and the most frequently recommended to me user by far by the EP software is someone whose username starts with "la" (and is followed by a lot of numbers)... I once coded a site like...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Oct 18, 2009

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    Is It Trying To Tell Me Something?

    I am not really sure what is going on at the moment.  The suggestion for you box keeps telling me I might like the "I want to cut up a body" group...........Every time I log in there it is again, very unnerving. I did not think I wanted to.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    What A Joke

    The "Suggestions For You",They're a joke,How could they know,The things we want,I think not!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Sep 26, 2011

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    This Isn't An Ep Suggestion...but

    ...it DOES frequently appear in the little ad section on the right. apparently these are the hot and sexy studs that AdultFriendFinder thinks i should check out in my area. the funniest thing about this? the guy on the right's screen name. i mean, really. if anybody thinks there...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 7 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    Furminator Deshedder

    What is this and what logic was used in determining I needed this? Was it the I Am Italian group I belong too (no offense)? Do I need a haircut? For the record, I don't have any back hair and the word 'wooly' has never been used to describe me. Also, Is FUR S capitalized for...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 4, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    Do you feel different? Do you relate to the hundreds of other posts that you have read talking about this subject. The posts about indigo children, the posts about starseeds, the...
    Magickella Magickella 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    This is for you spy (my best friend)! I literally don't know where to start.Like thousands of memories flash in front of me when I just think of you.Omg I never thought I'd meet...
    ThisIsMeYeah ThisIsMeYeah 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    Omg, I thought that I was the only one who felt this way. I too grew up in Bklyn,NY and still have family there, but now as a parent it's not the same . I remember living...
    0intimacy 0intimacy 46-50, F 5 Responses Feb 17

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    Are you thinking of Permanent hair removal Lockport NY? Are you sick of cutting, pulling or wax your hands, feet or armpits whenever you see another set of hair wearing out? Before...
    hairfree4mewny hairfree4mewny 22-25, F Feb 25

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    you guys are pathetic and stereotypical. . emo is a genera of music .. (emo scream) hints scremo i think u label people your just looking for attention. . i self harm but im not...
    destinee25 destinee25 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    "Realise the value of time. Time in perspective" Imagine there is a bank which credits your account each morning with $86,400, carries over no balance from day to day, allows you...
    lovelife44 lovelife44 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I dont know whether my post I am going to put here is appropriate or not but for today alone I have seen more than 2 people say this that they are not valued for who they are...
    FightingTillTheEnd FightingTillTheEnd 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    He wrote me this one day, :') "I am sure he feels the same way about you that you feel about him so don't let your insecurities keep you from enjoying that which makes you so...
    indahnesia indahnesia 18-21, F 15 hrs ago

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    I love messing with trolls. they always think they have something on you. it's so funny how they think they can dodge a question with a ridiculous accusation that is based on...
    mrweerd mrweerd 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    Nutrition is what you drink and drinking into a plan for healthy living. Nutrition is important for living a healthy life. You can enjoy a long life and be healthier with regular...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    I think that the worst Pickup lines that I ever used was "Hey, I forgot my telephone number, can you give me yours??" And I remember that..... IT WORKED. She gave me her number and...
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Feb 7

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    apparently, there is a state law out here in Arizona that is against "self-rape". In other words, if I walk in on you ************, I can call the cops on you.
    DorkyGuy90 DorkyGuy90 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 22

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    I can see why people think I'm a Troll sometimes...lol. I'm such a ***** when it's really sarcasm. And since I don't make it clear...lol. . :)
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 23

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    I've been hearing too much from rape jokes online, it makes me feel really upset that women were raped and couldn't get over it. Sometimes I believe that they say that they're...
    craz3f8g craz3f8g 18-21 1 Response 5 days ago

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    When you post ad hom attacks on my whiteboard and then immediately block me: Thanks for the hearty belly laughs.
    findmeholdmehasbeenfound findmeholdmehasbeenfound 18-21 22 hrs ago

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    Are you a poster cuz I wanna pin you to the wall? .3.
    RealisticSmile RealisticSmile 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    hey, boy. Are you a stolen bike? bc I wanna ride you till I'm bored and then leave you in a ditch
    isalolita isalolita 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    You're so hot, if you ate bread you'd poop toast! ;)
    DustToDust97 DustToDust97 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    what size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy (okay I stole that from jennamarbles but I absolutely love that video lol)
    cillasavage cillasavage 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 9

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    why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up. LOL
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 9

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    How would you like to replace the girl in my dreams? lmao
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Feb 9

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    You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach right? So if you sit in my face I'll eat my way to your heart!
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    When I was younger girls were cuties with their lines. 17 year old me getting hit on " If I followed you home, would you keep me ?" Most recent pickup like used on me " Heyyy...
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M Feb 12

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    I've been thinking about the irresistible force paradox. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? What I've been pondering is if there is even such a thing...
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40, F 3 Responses 5 days ago