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I Think The "suggestions For You" Are Funny

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    Conclusions Based On Limited Knowledge

    My favourite one: "I Am American"... Well, I wonder what I've been reading to lead to that conclusion. :P
    maydaybandit maydaybandit 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    Funny Thing

    One time I had made another profile for myself before deleting my other one. Then later on Ep suggested that I friend myself since we had so much in common LOL.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    Is It Trying To Tell Me Something?

    I am not really sure what is going on at the moment.  The suggestion for you box keeps telling me I might like the "I want to cut up a body" group...........Every time I log in there it is again, very unnerving. I did not think I wanted to.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    I Didn't Believe But Now.....

    There is something definitely going on with the suggestions for you.  My suggestion was to take a survey on what company makes the best burgers, so I took the survey and then it came up for groups for people who need to lose weight... Something strange going here... How...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    What A Joke

    The "Suggestions For You",They're a joke,How could they know,The things we want,I think not!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Sep 26, 2011

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    Finally!

    I've been here for nearly six months and strangely - no 'suggestions for you'. Just a few days ago they finally popped into my EP life and I'm reminded of just what a laugh they are.I checked out one of the people who was supposedly a potential friend based on...
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Not Funny...

    Midway it popped up, I thought of writing this story. Then decided to just comment on Roj's. Too coincidental, I said. But eight freakin' times!!! I think someone here on EP is lurking over our profiles... someone from their IT department... or admin... hmmm... This is...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 5, 2010

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    Haha

    Yes lol i find the 'suggestions for you' very funny. What is mostly suggested to me, is 'challenge to lose weight'. I take offence to that one lol.
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 26-30, F Feb 21, 2010

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    I Was Skeptical, But ...

    This morning a suggestion appeared for to me to check out the book:  "Understanding Women."  Somehow these EP computers figured out exactly what I understand the least of all in life.  Brilliant!  This must be based on a very advanced scientific formula...
    jimmyblue jimmyblue 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    My Ideal Man

    Apparently "I like my men rugged and hairy" would be a good group for me??? I reckon that if I was into men I still wouldn't be into too much body hair. LOL
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 12 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    At Least They Were Funny

    Most of the suggestions I get in EP's Suggestion Box area for joining groups are funny because they are so random and contradictory. Most of the friend suggestions are just silly because when I check the profiles, I have nothing in common with the people. Now there's a new...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 21 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    Baby Stage

    I know it's not that easy to program something that could memorize unique preferences but well, it is really in its very baby stage that I just can't help laughing. First, I noticed it told me I should join the Curse Less Challenge. RLMAO. I curse probably once a year. Seriously...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 22 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    You Want Me To Join What Group?

    I just had to share, because "suggestions for you" just told me I should join the "I am Single" group.  Seriously?  My top 3 experiences all have to do with being married.  Happily married in fact. I'm not even someone who is married and wishes they were single.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2010

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    It's There To Give You A Laugh

     I went to share my experience for this and it looks like not many people like the 'suggestions for you'. Well I think it's very funny :) It keeps telling me that "I have a tattoo"! and thinks "I write poetry" I am interested to know what else I do!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    This Isn't An Ep Suggestion...but

    ...it DOES frequently appear in the little ad section on the right. apparently these are the hot and sexy studs that AdultFriendFinder thinks i should check out in my area. the funniest thing about this? the guy on the right's screen name. i mean, really. if anybody thinks there...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    THANKS, BUT NO THANKS

    I love EP . I actually posted a story praising the positive aspects of this site today. What I do not get is how the "Suggestions 4 U " section works. Today, EP is kindly suggesting me to Join and share in the fun of the following group  : "I WANNA LIVE...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Nov 29, 2009

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    Funny? I Guess.

    How else could i describe it when EP recommends me s.e.x toys?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender 18-21, M Apr 9, 2013

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    This is a true story of what happened to Greg Zaffuto. I have just experienced much the same and do not want this to happen to you, so I am sharing the following. I apologize for...
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    I had work men round today and as they got to work I politely offered them a drink. Now as a single parent I'm used to picking up dirty pots but one of the guys brought me his cup...
    lozenbee lozenbee 26-30, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    1. am a Virgo 2. am also a casual stoner 3. am allergic to eggs and anything with eggs in it 4. i listen to hip hop, rap, house, EDM, metal 5. im not judgemental 6. im short 5...
    dollarsigns dollarsigns 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    like that one time he did the dishes!! that was so romantic.
    WittyTwit WittyTwit 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    i love small efforts. it shows you care and it's on your mind to improve, be more careful etc. i think God works with our small efforts.
    kpl2014 kpl2014 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I can't believe the people that will stay in a relationship, or circumstance where they are if given an alternative. they are unhappy, miserable and they say so on EP, and yet...
    manofintegrity manofintegrity 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    9 months ago, I fell in love with you. 6 months ago, you left me without a goodbye. 5 months ago, you went back to visit, yet I never chose to see you. 2 months ago, I saw you once...
    HeartsBlossoms HeartsBlossoms 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Doesn't matter the situation or who you're talking to. We'll imagine problems that aren't there. And we usually take it out on the person who thinks the most of us. We've got to...
    HarmonyVents HarmonyVents 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    Yes, all abuse is wrong, sexual or not. I think that other forms of abuse are more overlooked if they are not sexual in nature. I have to say that is just not acceptable. NO...
    ratburn ratburn 18-21 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Seeing your name on my phone again is enough to make my day. Knowing that you thought of me enough to reach out, even if it is just a funny picture makes me warm inside. You need...
    saraandherfoxes saraandherfoxes 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    We are who we are, sometimes it's just best to embrace that.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    so many pathetic trolls haha they are hilarious.
    amtired amtired 26-30, F a week ago

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    xtinamay xtinamay 13-15, F a week ago

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    I am sorry, I don't want to offend anyone. But majority of people follow and don't think with their heads. They are easily to be fooled and buy junk that they don't need. Better...
    DragonSheep DragonSheep 22-25, F Jan 31

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    Hey are you chewing gum? Because if you are, I'd chew your *** all day.
    BlackBoneRaj BlackBoneRaj 70+, M Jan 31

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    Yeah! Come on, 'love of my life!' Where the devil are you? I don't know! You work hard. Make yourself available. Polish the best bits of your personality. And STILL they keep you...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 30

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    Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says, "They suck". But where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M Jan 27

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    Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
    natalypetrvicki natalypetrvicki 18-21, F Jan 27

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    You're so funny omg, you're on of those few teens I like here on EP I like you 🌚
    QueenPeach QueenPeach 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    This was the conversation between my four-year-old sister and my mom in the waiting room at the dentist: "Mom, have I ever been in jail and got out?" "No... Don't you think you'd...
    Indigo27 Indigo27 16-17, F Jan 25

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    seriously we are here for anyone who needs prayer and or a word of encouragement
    Gwriter90 Gwriter90 22-25, M Jan 25

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    Have you ever tried to fit a triangular shape into a circular mold? It just doesn't fit, no matter how hard we try. The bible says to be careful what you ask for, for when you get...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    i have black circles around my eyes,i'm terrified when i look my face in the mirror..anybody who is addicted to internet world,we have same problems. This melt our brain... I...
    babyblueeee babyblueeee 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Is this true? Do we really sound hot? If not which accent sounds hottest to you?
    Sarahinthecity Sarahinthecity 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 25

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