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I Think The "suggestions For You" Are Funny

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    You Want Me To Join What Group?

    I just had to share, because "suggestions for you" just told me I should join the "I am Single" group.  Seriously?  My top 3 experiences all have to do with being married.  Happily married in fact. I'm not even someone who is married and wishes they were single.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2010

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    Over Here The Joke Is...

    that the EP software has artificial intelligence! My favorite human creation is the word "La" and the most frequently recommended to me user by far by the EP software is someone whose username starts with "la" (and is followed by a lot of numbers)... I once coded a site like...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Oct 18, 2009

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    My Ideal Man

    Apparently "I like my men rugged and hairy" would be a good group for me??? I reckon that if I was into men I still wouldn't be into too much body hair. LOL
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 12 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    This Isn't An Ep Suggestion...but

    ...it DOES frequently appear in the little ad section on the right. apparently these are the hot and sexy studs that AdultFriendFinder thinks i should check out in my area. the funniest thing about this? the guy on the right's screen name. i mean, really. if anybody thinks there...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 8 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    Furminator Deshedder

    What is this and what logic was used in determining I needed this? Was it the I Am Italian group I belong too (no offense)? Do I need a haircut? For the record, I don't have any back hair and the word 'wooly' has never been used to describe me. Also, Is FUR S capitalized for...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 4, 2010

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    I Was Skeptical, But ...

    This morning a suggestion appeared for to me to check out the book:  "Understanding Women."  Somehow these EP computers figured out exactly what I understand the least of all in life.  Brilliant!  This must be based on a very advanced scientific formula...
    jimmyblue jimmyblue 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Baby Stage

    I know it's not that easy to program something that could memorize unique preferences but well, it is really in its very baby stage that I just can't help laughing. First, I noticed it told me I should join the Curse Less Challenge. RLMAO. I curse probably once a year. Seriously...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 22 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    I Didn't Believe But Now.....

    There is something definitely going on with the suggestions for you.  My suggestion was to take a survey on what company makes the best burgers, so I took the survey and then it came up for groups for people who need to lose weight... Something strange going here... How...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    Haha

    Yes lol i find the 'suggestions for you' very funny. What is mostly suggested to me, is 'challenge to lose weight'. I take offence to that one lol.
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 22-25, F Feb 21, 2010

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    It's There To Give You A Laugh

     I went to share my experience for this and it looks like not many people like the 'suggestions for you'. Well I think it's very funny :) It keeps telling me that "I have a tattoo"! and thinks "I write poetry" I am interested to know what else I do!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Is It Trying To Tell Me Something?

    I am not really sure what is going on at the moment.  The suggestion for you box keeps telling me I might like the "I want to cut up a body" group...........Every time I log in there it is again, very unnerving. I did not think I wanted to.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    Conclusions Based On Limited Knowledge

    My favourite one: "I Am American"... Well, I wonder what I've been reading to lead to that conclusion. :P
    maydaybandit maydaybandit 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    Funny Thing

    One time I had made another profile for myself before deleting my other one. Then later on Ep suggested that I friend myself since we had so much in common LOL.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    Funny? I Guess.

    How else could i describe it when EP recommends me s.e.x toys?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender 18-21, M Apr 9, 2013

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    Finally!

    I've been here for nearly six months and strangely - no 'suggestions for you'. Just a few days ago they finally popped into my EP life and I'm reminded of just what a laugh they are.I checked out one of the people who was supposedly a potential friend based on...
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Bring It

    I keep getting the ad Date 50+ Women. At first I thought it was some kind of speed dating advert. I was interested and a little scared simultaneously. Is there some shortage of men? Would that be like a cage match in the WWF or more like a Bachelor episode. Then I saw the word...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 11 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    At Least They Were Funny

    Most of the suggestions I get in EP's Suggestion Box area for joining groups are funny because they are so random and contradictory. Most of the friend suggestions are just silly because when I check the profiles, I have nothing in common with the people. Now there's a new...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 21 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    Not Funny...

    Midway it popped up, I thought of writing this story. Then decided to just comment on Roj's. Too coincidental, I said. But eight freakin' times!!! I think someone here on EP is lurking over our profiles... someone from their IT department... or admin... hmmm... This is...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 17 Responses Apr 5, 2010

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    What A Joke

    The "Suggestions For You",They're a joke,How could they know,The things we want,I think not!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Sep 26, 2011

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    THANKS, BUT NO THANKS

    I love EP . I actually posted a story praising the positive aspects of this site today. What I do not get is how the "Suggestions 4 U " section works. Today, EP is kindly suggesting me to Join and share in the fun of the following group  : "I WANNA LIVE...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Nov 29, 2009

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    i think a lot of americans are deep people but did you know 99% of the information you read or see in the media is carefully modified? also did u know latinamericas hate gringoes...
    carloslara7 carloslara7 31-35, M a week ago

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    If you look anything close to this age, Please do not ask to message me because you are horny, or think that you can do me a favor in that department or because you are a...
    adventurousprofiler adventurousprofiler 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    How could I not be, you are simply amazing.. Very beautiful, very intelligent and a marvelous sense of humor.. And the more I know about you, the more I realize how truly wonderful...
    ReallyBill ReallyBill 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    It's been a while since I heard your voice, and as usual I am getting withdrawals. I still hope that you will call me some day, say you love me and not expect a reply.. You know I...
    SG08 SG08 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun...
    LT167 LT167 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 27

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    For those who deal damage to yourself I want you to know that I care for you and will pray for you even if I don't know or like you. I am willing to end my life for you rather than...
    Thaiyeng Thaiyeng 13-15, M Oct 27

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    I am always here for you. Friend or not knowing each other. I am always here for you and always will be too. No matter how hard or how tough times are, I will always be here with...
    OKPunk OKPunk 18-21, M Nov 3

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    I am very disheartened hearing the talk, jokes and fantasies people have about rape. Especially heard more and more in the younger crowds. What has happened to the movements...
    lookingformyminnion lookingformyminnion 51-55, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    So I don't get upset when you get jealous, it really is adorable. It shows you care.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    i this stuff very seriously not funny
    daydayswagg daydayswagg 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    sbd baby (: those are the best
    astrokitty4341 astrokitty4341 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 12

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    So I was on Facebook and I saw a post someone made about Eminem rapping about wanting to r*pe Iggy and how it was just a song and that all his raps are about "those types of things...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The other day at work I let a really nasty SBD one out. I looked at the woman beside me and said, "I'm so sorry." She was confused and asked what I was sorry for. Then she smelled...
    thecellardoor thecellardoor 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Listen if you're trash, I'm willing to be a trashcan because I want you in me
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 24

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    You must be a sharpie because you're ultra fine ;3
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F Nov 13

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    Are you made of copper and tellulium? Cuz you're CuTe ;3
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Hi my names Ben and i have a story to tell. on August 15 2014 i met a girl called Sophiee. Sophiee was kind caring and funny as hell she was sensitive and beautiful inside and out...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 28

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    to me my friends as well as y blood related family are family. my friends are the ones i go to wen i need advice on something that i cant tell my actuall family and i love them...
    marriedtonetflix marriedtonetflix 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    The truth is hiding in your eyes And its hanging on your tongue Just boiling in my blood But you think that I can't see What kind of man that you are If you're a man at all...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F Oct 25

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    That's what most ppl don't understand about me. They think it's crazy that I can still care for somebody even after I never speak to them again. I have faith in everyone I meet...
    Dynasty2000 Dynasty2000 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    I can't tell you enough, how much you can't really feel or know about me JUST by reading my experiences, reading my posts, confessions etc. I think people are too quick to judge...
    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 13

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    If you actually believe this you need to stop being ignorant and look at reality.
    SuperMarioT1 SuperMarioT1 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 15

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    I don't know why guys will be so lovely when they get jealous, like "hi dude that's mine so don't even dare to touch" :p p.s: I like most when you get jealous :p x
    cassxandra cassxandra 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Jealousy shows you're afraid of loosing someone.
    NightChanges1D NightChanges1D 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't judge anyone, I can get on with most people and I am a firm believer that everyone has the right to their opinion. I will chat to anyone and listen to their views...it...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 6

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    WA’s premier choice of shelving techniques like filing cabinets, lockers, stationary cupboards, fireplace resistant cupboards, garage shelving and submitting compactus for office...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M Nov 7

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    I've been gone.. things are getting rough. But I just want to say that I miss you princess and I hope you're doing well. I don't have much time to talk anymore but I love you and I...
    TheComplication TheComplication 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    You were selfish. It was always about you. I did everything I could to try and make you see it was not just about you. I lost myself in you. I went crazy for all those years...
    lake1107 lake1107 31-35, F 2 Responses