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I Think The "suggestions For You" Are Funny

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    Funny? I Guess.

    How else could i describe it when EP recommends me s.e.x toys?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender 18-21, M Apr 9, 2013

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    I Didn't Believe But Now.....

    There is something definitely going on with the suggestions for you.  My suggestion was to take a survey on what company makes the best burgers, so I took the survey and then it came up for groups for people who need to lose weight... Something strange going here... How...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    Haha

    Yes lol i find the 'suggestions for you' very funny. What is mostly suggested to me, is 'challenge to lose weight'. I take offence to that one lol.
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 18-21, F Feb 21, 2010

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    At Least They Were Funny

    Most of the suggestions I get in EP's Suggestion Box area for joining groups are funny because they are so random and contradictory. Most of the friend suggestions are just silly because when I check the profiles, I have nothing in common with the people. Now there's a new...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 21 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    You Want Me To Join What Group?

    I just had to share, because "suggestions for you" just told me I should join the "I am Single" group.  Seriously?  My top 3 experiences all have to do with being married.  Happily married in fact. I'm not even someone who is married and wishes they were single.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2010

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    Conclusions Based On Limited Knowledge

    My favourite one: "I Am American"... Well, I wonder what I've been reading to lead to that conclusion. :P
    maydaybandit maydaybandit 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    Is It Trying To Tell Me Something?

    I am not really sure what is going on at the moment.  The suggestion for you box keeps telling me I might like the "I want to cut up a body" group...........Every time I log in there it is again, very unnerving. I did not think I wanted to.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    Funny Thing

    One time I had made another profile for myself before deleting my other one. Then later on Ep suggested that I friend myself since we had so much in common LOL.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    My Ideal Man

    Apparently "I like my men rugged and hairy" would be a good group for me??? I reckon that if I was into men I still wouldn't be into too much body hair. LOL
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 12 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    THANKS, BUT NO THANKS

    I love EP . I actually posted a story praising the positive aspects of this site today. What I do not get is how the "Suggestions 4 U " section works. Today, EP is kindly suggesting me to Join and share in the fun of the following group  : "I WANNA LIVE...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Nov 29, 2009

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    This Isn't An Ep Suggestion...but

    ...it DOES frequently appear in the little ad section on the right. apparently these are the hot and sexy studs that AdultFriendFinder thinks i should check out in my area. the funniest thing about this? the guy on the right's screen name. i mean, really. if anybody thinks there...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 9 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    It's There To Give You A Laugh

     I went to share my experience for this and it looks like not many people like the 'suggestions for you'. Well I think it's very funny :) It keeps telling me that "I have a tattoo"! and thinks "I write poetry" I am interested to know what else I do!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Baby Stage

    I know it's not that easy to program something that could memorize unique preferences but well, it is really in its very baby stage that I just can't help laughing. First, I noticed it told me I should join the Curse Less Challenge. RLMAO. I curse probably once a year. Seriously...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 22 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    Over Here The Joke Is...

    that the EP software has artificial intelligence! My favorite human creation is the word "La" and the most frequently recommended to me user by far by the EP software is someone whose username starts with "la" (and is followed by a lot of numbers)... I once coded a site like...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Oct 18, 2009

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    Finally!

    I've been here for nearly six months and strangely - no 'suggestions for you'. Just a few days ago they finally popped into my EP life and I'm reminded of just what a laugh they are.I checked out one of the people who was supposedly a potential friend based on...
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    I Was Skeptical, But ...

    This morning a suggestion appeared for to me to check out the book:  "Understanding Women."  Somehow these EP computers figured out exactly what I understand the least of all in life.  Brilliant!  This must be based on a very advanced scientific formula...
    jimmyblue jimmyblue 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Furminator Deshedder

    What is this and what logic was used in determining I needed this? Was it the I Am Italian group I belong too (no offense)? Do I need a haircut? For the record, I don't have any back hair and the word 'wooly' has never been used to describe me. Also, Is FUR S capitalized for...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 4, 2010

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    Bring It

    I keep getting the ad Date 50+ Women. At first I thought it was some kind of speed dating advert. I was interested and a little scared simultaneously. Is there some shortage of men? Would that be like a cage match in the WWF or more like a Bachelor episode. Then I saw the word...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 11 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    Not Funny...

    Midway it popped up, I thought of writing this story. Then decided to just comment on Roj's. Too coincidental, I said. But eight freakin' times!!! I think someone here on EP is lurking over our profiles... someone from their IT department... or admin... hmmm... This is...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 17 Responses Apr 5, 2010

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    What A Joke

    The "Suggestions For You",They're a joke,How could they know,The things we want,I think not!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Sep 26, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    So I can't help but laugh a little both from it being funny and a little from being creeped out. I get told I sound like I am 13 by someone who has posted confessions about...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    Are you pregnant are your breasts just big naturally? You're the kind of woman who could stop me from lusting after 12 year old boys.
    Comicone999 Comicone999 41-45, M Aug 19

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    Time does not heal all wounds...The key is to gain closure by starting a dialog with those who have wronged you in the past, accepting that not everyone is at the same level or...
    TabbyBD TabbyBD 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Throughout the past year or so, I've been through a lot. My emotions have been everywhere. I've laughed, cried, and everything in between. And for what? One guy. I'm a teenager and...
    gummball gummball 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 28

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    Waiting -I- I haven't met you yet, but I pray we will someday. That someday you will call me wife, and I will call you husband. That we will have a bond closer than any other...
    transienthope transienthope 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    I'm sorry that sometimes I try to push you away. I'm not sure why I do that sometimes....I have been so hurt, i suppose, that sometimes I want to beat people to the pain. I want to...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 7

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    Chances blown. I'm slipping. Shattered dreams. I know you're sick, ''look at yourself in the mirror! Do you not see that infestation of money and filth?'' ''LOOK DEEPER'' ''Do you...
    JavierHunting JavierHunting 18-21, M Sep 8

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    For you O city of the prayer that I prayIt is for you O splendid home, O flower of the citiesO Jerusalem O Jerusalem O Jerusalem O city of the prayerOur eyes are set out to you...
    aycha aycha 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    You have.. a warm heart, a gentle soul and a smile that lightens up the world. You are.. a kind person, a good listener and just your presence made the world a better place to be...
    onebeatleft onebeatleft 18-21 Aug 25

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    So I'm scrolling down and most of the posts I see are either "I self harm", "I cut myself", or "I am lonely".. I may not know you, but I know how it feels to be hurt. To be torn...
    ravenzewolf ravenzewolf 13-15, F Sep 8

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    Hi, hi and Hi! This is Martin Carson talking to you. As you all know, I have been in Coma due to an idiotic action I've Don, I feel ashamed of myself, I was a nob, suicide was...
    Martin7470 Martin7470 18-21, M 11 Responses 3 days ago

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    YellowLightBrightA'yt. We got a 17 year old Canadian kid. Calls himself Jake. An anime/manga fanboy who loves Naruto. An immature fagg't lil troll kid who thinks he is funny.Let's...
    StillTheDeadman StillTheDeadman 70+ 6 days ago

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    If you are going to force it; leave it alone. Relationships, friendships and even conversations. They are things that just happen. Let them work out their own way. If it is meant...
    FreeyourSoul FreeyourSoul 22-25, F 1 Response 26 mins ago

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    They are animalistic and stifling. You men will never know what it feels like until you've been raped by some gang of mutant gay asswhackers. It is stifling.
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I think it scares people away. Maybe they just can't deal with all the emotions I bring to the table. I feel like every emotion I feel is so strong. And I can jump from one emotion...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 28

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    I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
    chasingdreamss83 chasingdreamss83 31-35, M Aug 19

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    Ok, Actually I dont in a way, because I listen to them often. But just think about it. All these sorrowful, painful, depressing songs.. where they sing about this lost love...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Aug 21

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    I would like to say you all those who are facing depression, sadness or loneliness in life and are here looking for someone to talk, a little appreciation, a little care and love...
    pari11angel pari11angel 26-30, M Sep 3

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    Aside from the many The Office jokes I could put in this post... I'm gonna fight the urge. I really do feel like too much for people sometime. Most of the time actually. I feel...
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M Aug 28

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    Yes, good idea for horror movie auditions
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I just love everything about the female form, YAY!!!
    graywolf558 graywolf558 26-30, M Aug 28

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    I don't care who you are I'll help you if you need it and if your feeling sad message me remember it dosent matter who you are I just wanna help people
    drew725 drew725 13-15, M Sep 2

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    I am looking for a feeder. I am looking for a feeder that will tie me to a chair and not let me out until I break the chair. I am already in the three hundreds in weight and am...
    jasinskigainer300 jasinskigainer300 18-21, M Aug 24

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    I'll listen to you. Free of charge. :3 You are not a burden to me. Also, if you need to get your mind off of something, I can try my hand at story telling. ^^ Hah, jokes. But I'll...
    justanotherandom justanotherandom 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    I don't know if you'll read this, but if you do, I want you to know that I sincerely hope you will one day find the passion, love, tenderness and kindness you are longing for. Even...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 10 Responses Sep 7

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    Im really happy that your settling in well and that people are talking to you, you deserve all the best and I hope you find happiness with your new friends.
    Verix Verix 18-21, M Sep 9

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    Yes bend over backwards give the shirt off my back. what everer i could do. I dont have much but i give what i can to others if they ask. Because thats what we are suppose to do...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    Even though we aren't official, he has the same feelings for me as I do for him. The thing is that he wants to kill himself and I'm trying to do everything I can to help him. I've...
    fallout07 fallout07 18-21, F Aug 22