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I Think The "suggestions For You" Are Funny

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    I keep getting the ad Date 50+ Women. At first I thought it was some kind of speed dating advert. I was interested and a little scared simultaneously. Is there some shortage of men? Would that be like a cage match in the WWF or more like a Bachelor episode. Then I saw the word...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 11 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    Not Funny...

    Midway it popped up, I thought of writing this story. Then decided to just comment on Roj's. Too coincidental, I said. But eight freakin' times!!! I think someone here on EP is lurking over our profiles... someone from their IT department... or admin... hmmm... This is...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 17 Responses Apr 5, 2010

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    Haha

    Yes lol i find the 'suggestions for you' very funny. What is mostly suggested to me, is 'challenge to lose weight'. I take offence to that one lol.
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 22-25, F Feb 21, 2010

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    Over Here The Joke Is...

    that the EP software has artificial intelligence! My favorite human creation is the word "La" and the most frequently recommended to me user by far by the EP software is someone whose username starts with "la" (and is followed by a lot of numbers)... I once coded a site like...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Oct 18, 2009

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    Funny Thing

    One time I had made another profile for myself before deleting my other one. Then later on Ep suggested that I friend myself since we had so much in common LOL.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    I Was Skeptical, But ...

    This morning a suggestion appeared for to me to check out the book:  "Understanding Women."  Somehow these EP computers figured out exactly what I understand the least of all in life.  Brilliant!  This must be based on a very advanced scientific formula...
    jimmyblue jimmyblue 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    My Ideal Man

    Apparently "I like my men rugged and hairy" would be a good group for me??? I reckon that if I was into men I still wouldn't be into too much body hair. LOL
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 12 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    THANKS, BUT NO THANKS

    I love EP . I actually posted a story praising the positive aspects of this site today. What I do not get is how the "Suggestions 4 U " section works. Today, EP is kindly suggesting me to Join and share in the fun of the following group  : "I WANNA LIVE...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Nov 29, 2009

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    Baby Stage

    I know it's not that easy to program something that could memorize unique preferences but well, it is really in its very baby stage that I just can't help laughing. First, I noticed it told me I should join the Curse Less Challenge. RLMAO. I curse probably once a year. Seriously...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 22 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    What A Joke

    The "Suggestions For You",They're a joke,How could they know,The things we want,I think not!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Sep 26, 2011

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    Funny? I Guess.

    How else could i describe it when EP recommends me s.e.x toys?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender 18-21, M Apr 9, 2013

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    Conclusions Based On Limited Knowledge

    My favourite one: "I Am American"... Well, I wonder what I've been reading to lead to that conclusion. :P
    maydaybandit maydaybandit 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    It's There To Give You A Laugh

     I went to share my experience for this and it looks like not many people like the 'suggestions for you'. Well I think it's very funny :) It keeps telling me that "I have a tattoo"! and thinks "I write poetry" I am interested to know what else I do!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Finally!

    I've been here for nearly six months and strangely - no 'suggestions for you'. Just a few days ago they finally popped into my EP life and I'm reminded of just what a laugh they are.I checked out one of the people who was supposedly a potential friend based on...
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Is It Trying To Tell Me Something?

    I am not really sure what is going on at the moment.  The suggestion for you box keeps telling me I might like the "I want to cut up a body" group...........Every time I log in there it is again, very unnerving. I did not think I wanted to.....
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    At Least They Were Funny

    Most of the suggestions I get in EP's Suggestion Box area for joining groups are funny because they are so random and contradictory. Most of the friend suggestions are just silly because when I check the profiles, I have nothing in common with the people. Now there's a new...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 21 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    This Isn't An Ep Suggestion...but

    ...it DOES frequently appear in the little ad section on the right. apparently these are the hot and sexy studs that AdultFriendFinder thinks i should check out in my area. the funniest thing about this? the guy on the right's screen name. i mean, really. if anybody thinks there...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 8 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    I Didn't Believe But Now.....

    There is something definitely going on with the suggestions for you.  My suggestion was to take a survey on what company makes the best burgers, so I took the survey and then it came up for groups for people who need to lose weight... Something strange going here... How...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    Furminator Deshedder

    What is this and what logic was used in determining I needed this? Was it the I Am Italian group I belong too (no offense)? Do I need a haircut? For the record, I don't have any back hair and the word 'wooly' has never been used to describe me. Also, Is FUR S capitalized for...
    geetar39 geetar39 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 4, 2010

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    You Want Me To Join What Group?

    I just had to share, because "suggestions for you" just told me I should join the "I am Single" group.  Seriously?  My top 3 experiences all have to do with being married.  Happily married in fact. I'm not even someone who is married and wishes they were single.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2010

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    I feel like people joke about it because it's an uncomfortable subject, and they don't know how else to handle it. That is ABSOLUTELY NO excuse, just a reason that someone might...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    look women thinking guys want you btch plz im sure they don't neither do I. Get to know someone before calling them a pedo or thinking they want sex. Stop being so...
    CoolTrucker CoolTrucker 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    How could I not be, you are simply amazing.. Very beautiful, very intelligent and a marvelous sense of humor.. And the more I know about you, the more I realize how truly wonderful...
    ReallyBill ReallyBill 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 22

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    My grandmother says that we all have that someone special, and those special things that happen between two people that we need to keep to ourselves. I didn't think it could ever...
    starkizzed21 starkizzed21 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    letsloveloSETHehate letsloveloSETHehate 36-40, M Nov 28

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    Exactly. I don't have time for people that are rude to me Tonight, I drove an hour to get this man from work and take him home. We arrive at his place. There's such limited...
    IntomeYousee IntomeYousee 36-40, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Do you know how long I have looked for you? That special person who gets me. Understands me...wants me. I am sophisticated, cultured, educated and complicated...but that is what...
    donegalgd donegalgd 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Empty Bowls...The day after Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the holiday season. It is the annual event of "Empty Bowls" to benefit the Idaho Food Bank. Throughout the year the...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 14 Responses Nov 26

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    Colorless are the pearls that flow from my eye banks still so many portraits I paint from them. At times watching them when I get lost in the path of darkness.I caress my heart...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Dec 2

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    God never forgets you are there. We all have stress and worries, myself included. I too have been there many times and had to rely on God to help me find my way. I will pray that...
    hagenwhite3101 hagenwhite3101 41-45, M Dec 3

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    I am very disheartened hearing the talk, jokes and fantasies people have about rape. Especially heard more and more in the younger crowds. What has happened to the movements...
    lookingformyminnion lookingformyminnion 51-55, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    Some products with some funny names to say the least hope they bring smile or a laugh.Sure to give some a RISE in the morning. Below the ideal milk to go with themWould you really...
    LeggyLady LeggyLady 22-25 4 Responses Nov 25

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    Something funny happened at church today, we were in the middle of singing when a toddler walked towards the pulpit. Once he got near me, I motioned him to turn around. He gave me...
    MrFAQ MrFAQ 18-21 Dec 7

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    to all u people that want to to know how it felt and wanna joke about me.. u bout to find out...... I was hanging with the wrong people and go left alone with one and he said he...
    cattie1283 cattie1283 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    So I was on Facebook and I saw a post someone made about Eminem rapping about wanting to r*pe Iggy and how it was just a song and that all his raps are about "those types of things...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 22

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    Trolls need to freakin stop commenting on people's posts that are meaningful. Like most of mine are directed toward my best friend (superman) and then I got stupid comments on them...
    TheHurting TheHurting 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    There's a lot of old pervo men on here XD *at least you tried*
    mstv1112 mstv1112 13-15, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    The other day at work I let a really nasty SBD one out. I looked at the woman beside me and said, "I'm so sorry." She was confused and asked what I was sorry for. Then she smelled...
    thecellardoor thecellardoor 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    I was watching TV and this little boy said, "I want a wife because my mom told me she won't be cleaning my room forever." Lol :D
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 9

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    Seeing a group for this makes me wonder.....There are people out there who do?
    EyzofBlue EyzofBlue 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    OK granted it has never worked but my all-time favorite is " Hi my name is JD and I would like you to meet my friend...****" That is gold Jerry..GOLD!!!!!
    JackisMe JackisMe 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    My oldest is so like me. Straight A's in school but this morning she panics because her car door is frozen shut and she can't get it open no matter how hard she pulls. She forgot...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Its dry with a reddish tint and plenty of heat. Not much can grow there, but those who are natived - thrive. Its a hard rocky ground with little water.Its all fire and...
    everydayisagoodone everydayisagoodone 31-35 2 Responses Dec 5

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    to me my friends as well as y blood related family are family. my friends are the ones i go to wen i need advice on something that i cant tell my actuall family and i love them...
    marriedtonetflix marriedtonetflix 13-15, F Nov 20

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    Jealousy shows you're afraid of loosing someone.
    AtlPunk1D AtlPunk1D 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    So I don't get upset when you get jealous, it really is adorable. It shows you care.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    I Love Love Is Magical The kind of love that the greatest thinkers and saviors of the world talked about is very different from what most people understand love to be. It is much...
    letsloveloSETHehate letsloveloSETHehate 36-40, M Nov 28

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    yes they are gross, yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    azanun azanun 18-21, F