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I Think the Year 2012 Will Be a Joke

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    2012 Will Be A Joke - 2012 will be a joke.  I say this cause lots believe it will be the end of the world.  I don't believe it and if it happens, I won't complain either, it is...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Jun 21, 2011

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    Yup - Nothing will happen and everyone will go about their regular business. It might be a bit interesting watching people freak out about the supposed impending doom, but I'll...
    Neutrality Neutrality 18-21 Jul 30, 2010

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    Not Our First Rodeo - This is far from being the first time the world was supposed to end. I found this Christian website that lists 220 different dates the world was supposed to...
    Onedayacometwillfall Onedayacometwillfall 26-30 Jul 30, 2010

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    The End of Time: a Morass of Medieval Metaphysics - Time, as incremented in the form we use today, is nothing more than another man-made construct used to describe our surroundings...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 23, 2008

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    MAY 21, 2011 - Rapture | October 21, 2011 - the End of the World - The Rapture May 21, 2011...
    MAY212011 MAY212011 26-30, M 7 Responses Feb 23, 2009

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    Oh Please -  Get a life.  2012 will be like any other year.  Some good stuff, some bad stuff.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 7 Responses May 20, 2009

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    Countdown To Catastrophe -   courtesy of http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2009/12/countdown-to-catastrophe.html
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    Well here I am again expressing my thoughts. This is very therapeutic for me..lol My experience is more of a opinion than fact, so here how it goes. America is a weak fake illusion...
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    greekguy24 greekguy24 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 25

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    ok so this is long. sorry:) so it all started at the begging of this year (i had known him last year but only like his name) he was in my hr and we got talking and just hit it off...
    IsaAAE IsaAAE 13-15, F Mar 26

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    Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny! I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
    queediana82 queediana82 31-35, F Mar 25

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    How Many Sheep Do I Have? There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over...
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    I grew up in an environment where showing emotions is considered a joke, or something embarrassing that people will have to comment on.. Or at least this is how I have always felt...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    My friends and I have this running joke called "Turbo Tuesday." Tuesday is the most boring goddam day of the week, because it's not Monday where you're fresh off from the weekend...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I am that girl that will laugh at a joke she doesn't really understand and just subconsciously says to herself 'just pretend you know what they're talking about, no one will know...
    AlaiahMay AlaiahMay 18-21, F Mar 24

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    A hobo (wanderer) comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give...
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