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I Think the Year 2012 Will Be a Joke

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      courtesy of http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2009/12/countdown-to-catastrophe.html
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    Yup

    Nothing will happen and everyone will go about their regular business. It might be a bit interesting watching people freak out about the supposed impending doom, but I'll probably get bored of that eventually. Maybe I can score some hot deals on people's material goods that they...
    Neutrality Neutrality 18-21 Jul 30, 2010

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    Oh Please

     Get a life.  2012 will be like any other year.  Some good stuff, some bad stuff.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 7 Responses May 20, 2009

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    2012 Will Be A Joke

    2012 will be a joke.  I say this cause lots believe it will be the end of the world.  I don't believe it and if it happens, I won't complain either, it is destiny which will be an ending and there will be a new beginning, hopefully it'll be a better place then what we are...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Jun 21, 2011

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    MAY 21, 2011 - Rapture | October 21, 2011 - the End of the World

    The Rapture May 21, 2011 …A wise man's heart discerneth both time and judgment. Ecclesiastes 8:5...
    MAY212011 MAY212011 26-30, M 7 Responses Feb 23, 2009

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    Not Our First Rodeo

    This is far from being the first time the world was supposed to end. I found this Christian website that lists 220 different dates the world was supposed to end. Some have already passed and some stretch past 2012. Someone is always wanting to play the doomsday card. Here is the...
    Onedayacometwillfall Onedayacometwillfall 26-30 Jul 30, 2010

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    The End of Time: a Morass of Medieval Metaphysics

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