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I Think the Year 2012 Will Be a Joke

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    Countdown To Catastrophe

      courtesy of http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2009/12/countdown-to-catastrophe.html
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    MAY 21, 2011 - Rapture | October 21, 2011 - the End of the World

    The Rapture May 21, 2011 …A wise man's heart discerneth both time and judgment. Ecclesiastes 8:5...
    MAY212011 MAY212011 26-30, M 7 Responses Feb 23, 2009

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    Oh Please

     Get a life.  2012 will be like any other year.  Some good stuff, some bad stuff.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 7 Responses May 20, 2009

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    2012 Will Be A Joke

    2012 will be a joke.  I say this cause lots believe it will be the end of the world.  I don't believe it and if it happens, I won't complain either, it is destiny which will be an ending and there will be a new beginning, hopefully it'll be a better place then what we are...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Jun 21, 2011

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    Yup

    Nothing will happen and everyone will go about their regular business. It might be a bit interesting watching people freak out about the supposed impending doom, but I'll probably get bored of that eventually. Maybe I can score some hot deals on people's material goods that they...
    Neutrality Neutrality 18-21 Jul 30, 2010

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    Not Our First Rodeo

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    Onedayacometwillfall Onedayacometwillfall 26-30 Jul 30, 2010

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    The End of Time: a Morass of Medieval Metaphysics

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