I'm Nuttier Than a Payday Bar - That's right! I also was reading about this fella from San Fran who called himself Norton I Emperor of American and Protector of Mexico... So, I'm now Lord Soverign King of EP and Emperor of Pittsburgh.
drcynic 0 Jan 2, 2009
Confessions - i think the really good confessions..are almost always lies..people just post them to see how people react.
unsatisfied1 1 Response 0 Nov 6, 2008
I Don't Have To Make Fake Posts And Lies,,,at Least I Tell The Truth!!!! - So this is a post from HOHOFMYHOUSE on May 22nd from a 41-45 year old man. He told me a likes to abuse his wife for one but claims I'm judgemental and he lied about I message claiming I sent him personally...
Natalie123ariel 0 May 25, 2012
And Quaaaziee Peeeople Are Fuuuun! - So let's show and tell and share our pseudo-insanities!
deleted 1 Response 0 Apr 21, 2009
Granted... - This story was written by one of them!
Plaid 0 Sep 10, 2011
I Think There Are Some Crazy People On Ep - Sure are, and guess what, I maybe another!
storywriter2 0 Aug 18, 2012
Yep..... - For some of us it's a VERY short trip!!
lifeslife08 1 Response 0 Nov 6, 2008
What Did You Expect - Its the internet folks; crazy folks can let loose on the web. Besides I've seen crazier things on different parts on the internet
CharlieCharles 1 Feb 3
Crazy Is As Crazy Does - Some people are crazy in a fun and goofy sort of way. Others are just crazy, period. Follow some of the stories here and you'll find the crazies. It's entertaining in a crazy sort of way. Sometimes I find it not so entertaining...
Myonis108 23 Responses 2 Jan 2, 2009
You're Looking At Him - I can be really weird in the experiences I look up to see if they really do exist. I have chosen some degrading ones to check on. The really scary part is that someone had already made that group.
MonteCarlo311 0 Jan 3, 2009
According to Tesse... - ...I am crazy. I have OCD and I talk to myself....there ya go
deleted 13 Responses 0 Jan 5, 2009
Takes One To Spot One. - SO there for I am FULLY qualified to spot them c:
messengerofthementalones 0 Jul 4, 2011
Insanity Is Rampant - There are some really messed up people on here. I don't mean people that have problems, but people who are really missing something upstairs. Now Im not exactly the most sane person on Earth, but who is really. ('We're all mad here') But, some people...
haydenrules 22 Responses 3 Feb 5, 2009
Weird: "I Like to 'poop' My Pants Everyday" - I know I wrote about this before - but I still don't get it. I know this is anonymous, but I just don't understand this. Almost as weird as the 'I eat '***' on my food' group - I don't get it...
MizzBlue72 14 Responses 0 Dec 7, 2008
Ehhhhhh - There is some crazy ******* stories and people around here. It kinda creeps me out somedays. Not saying that Im not crazy at times but ****.... there's some weird **** that goes on either in peoples minds or for real, who knows. I read it and think whaaaaaaatf was that...
Isntitironic 3 Sep 14
No, Just Hear Me Out! - I don't mean the quirky, silly, harmless nuts of EP! We're all cool. Nothing wrong with us! :-D But... there have been a few I ran across that are on their own planet! I mean, WAY out there in the universe! They're a lot disturbing and you got...
deleted 2 Responses 1 Jan 23, 2009
One Card Short of a Full Deck - Every now and then I'll see an answer to a question, or a slew of answers, that jars my imagination, and I have to wonder if they are serious or just seeking attention. There are a lot of attention seekers online everywhere. ...
DavidAtl 18 Responses 12 Sep 9, 2009
There Really Are - One even showed me his wittle pp......AND his HUGE bewbs......=/
Punk1n 0 Mar 14, 2011
Crazy - Question: are there any quote sane or normal end quote people left in the world?
mailmanshadow 2 Responses 0 Sep 10, 2011
I Admit It... - I admit it I am totally afraid of adding new people to my circle of friends, or to even add fans. I have had too much bad experiences with stupid if not crazy people on here... People I add turning out to be backstabbing immature psychos. Well we have to learn...
indigowitch 0 Apr 5, 2012
I Know, I'm One of Them! - So, if you want to chat about a variety of things from nuclear fission, chaos theory, creation theory, art, music, literature, love, tune me in.
dorobo 1 Response 2 Nov 6, 2008
Tons. - i dont think. i know. umm. hellllo!?!? i'm here correct? or at least i think i am... crazy makes us unique. or similar. hmmm. figure that one out later.
gypsysoul 1 Response 2 Jan 5, 2009
I Just Don't Get the Pants Poopers - OK - I really don't get this. I know that live and let live, and everything else, but I laugh everytime I see the poop and pee in my pants. I don't know - I just don't get it.
MizzBlue72 6 Responses 1 Nov 29, 2008
What The..? - I fail to see the difference between the perverts and the people with perverted profile pictures who complain about perverts. I'm not a fan of the nasty sexual stories and posts on here but I try to just ignore them..it's easier to ignore words than pictures though...
Peacewithyourfate 2 Jan 21, 2012
Pot Meet The Kettle - Hee heeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ;)
deleted 2 Responses 0 Feb 20, 2011
Attention Seekers - I've seen these ePeeps come and go. You know, they write inflammatory stories. Sexist , racial hate, bashing members outwardly. God, what are they thinking? They have at least 2 profiles so they can be a multiple personality! Sadly both...
wiseowl 2 Responses 1 Mar 24, 2009
Why That Answer?! - Well, I was chating with somebody then I ask something like: "from where are you" something like that, and that person answered me: Yes!, I was like: what the hell
Melotellixx 1 Response 1 Aug 21
My Explanation... - I believe it is because this is virtual world. People don't suffer severe consequences for their action on here because you only know who they are if they let you know. And if you think you know, they may not be that person. That is an advantage in the...
he8myheart 0 May 31
How Many - How many?If any,Are still sane,We're all crazy,As far as I'm concerned,That's the way it is.?
lazycrazybasket 0 Dec 9, 2011
Apparently There Is Nothing Wrong With Me? - That's what people tell me. I've tried to get blunt answers from people that know me but the general consensus is that there is nothing wrong with me. I don't know if they are too scared I will get mad or what. Or... I just haven't...
FonderAbsence 1 Response 0 a week ago
There is something wrong with me, I screw everything up in life. I can't make heads or tails of things and when I finally do it's too late.
virusvines 0 3 days ago
It seems that I will have just spontaneous bursts in energy and happiness at the most random times, and they can last from minutes to multiple hours to even a day or two. But then I go back to being really depressed and having strong fatigue, and it feels like it can change at...
LaurenHarris 0 3 days ago
I'm stuck in a life that I'm destined to fail at. I've lost any ability I've had to make friends and can't figure out why. I'm unattractive sure. But someone could still hang out with me.....im sorry to anyone that I've done wrong.
Kindalosing 1 3 days ago
And Stories Like This Remind Me Of That: - http://gma.yahoo.com/batkids-wish-transforming-san-francisco-gotham-155349908--abc-news-topstories.html
AcquiredTaste 1 Response 1 Nov 15
It's A Privilege---- - ...just to meet and talk with various persons from all over. You're all beautiful! Thanks for your friendship!
TtotheD 1 Response 0 Nov 22
Is there anyone VERY similar to me?? - I am not foolish enough to hope for a "copy" of myself. There are too many variables that go into make each of us our own individual; that said, with billions of people in the world, I hope that there is rather a "plagiarizer" so to speak...
MW1321 2 Responses 1 2 days ago
But I Hate Women Thinking That Men Are Inferior Aswell. - generally, i hate it when anyone thinks they are better than someone else, and i've ran into way too many of them in my life... especially teenagers are just intolerant and arrogant... I just can't deal with people who...
K1ara 3 Responses 2 Nov 12
There is another kind of love - that hasn't been defined by society, and I'm not sure if people will know what I'm talking about. The types of love that ARE acknowledged by society are mainly categorized as 1) familial love--child/parent, siblings, some extended relatives, etc. 2...
frigidifold 2 Responses 1 4 days ago
No Way - Life is full of trauma... We all go through our own issues each and every day.. Some, more than others.. We go through things that we may not have chosen for ourselves, and we live not being able to chose the controversy in which we face in life. Some people get verbally...
marcusleivas1 0 a week ago
I Think All People Are - but the statistics on men are limited by the fact that it's not common or accepted for them to speak up about it. They're told to grow a thicker skin, that it's a woman thing to be used and abuse, as if anyone deserves that sort of treatment. As if their...
SofiaGrowsFlowers 2 Responses 2 Nov 27
I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder 25 years ago and have been in therapy for 20 years. There was also a book written about my experiences with MPD. Over the years I have learned that personalities are NOT real people. Personalities are aspect of me that I...
blessed1777 0 1 day ago
Dating A Nurse - In the few nurses I have come to know through friendship and dating, I have found to be extremly sexual. Especially when they come togeather as a group after working hours, I think it must be a release from the stress of the job. Has anyone else had similar...
Tbsfunny 0 Nov 25
I think you are a shlong goblin. The End !!!!!
ShlongConnery 0 2 days ago
S.H.E - She's living in front of my room.. I hate her before. but... As I getting to know her, I'm started to like her..Respect her. Despite her craziness.. but again... She'd seen me..when I'm doing something embarrassing. No need to tell what is it. But why?! Why her?!Why...
jalanyanglurus 1 Response 1 Nov 20
I Began To Question The Existence Of God When I Was About 7 Years Old. - I grew up what I like to call "sometimes Catholic", Easter, Christmas and anytime someone questioned my parent about why they haven't seen them in church lately. My dad gave us children a choice, Sunday...
amazingyou 0 Nov 14
Trini - So I'm from a little island called Trinidad, and I speak fluent standard English, but I love my native tongue! If you ever Skype with me you'll hear the accent :) BTW our accent was in the top ten sexist accents ;D If you can understand the following poem kudos to you...
HoTmOuThBaBe 0 Nov 24
Manors are such little things we learn so little (well most of us) to the point where this experience could probly also fall under the category of a pet peeve because when someone can't talk what .245 seconds to say thank you it drives me crazy. I was at the mall leaving a coach...
triniboy92 1 Response 0 Nov 29
Reggie - snopes said they cant verify this story but its still good... They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie as I looked at him lying in his pen. the shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere...
Dibergaig 2 Responses 2 Nov 12
Go Back A Little In Time - When I was about 16 I would go to these huge ghetto parties. I went alone to one and got extremely drunk. I was the only white girl there and they all called me that white *****. I remember going up to a closet and seeing at least 9 huge dudes taking...
ladyinvictus 0 Nov 21
Abortion Causes Climate Change - Ok, I've joked that Texas would be a much better place if they just put antipsychotics in our drinking water?So I guess this would be a case-in-point?http://www.forwardprogressives.com/potential-republican-texas-senate-candidate-david-barton...
hylierandom 5 Responses 2 Nov 10
I Remember - I remember so much about my childhood. Most people say its hard or blurry for them, but its all clear to me. I remeber when it snowed at my house and I made my very first snowman by myself. I begged my dad to bring it to the porch when he made me go inside so I could...
PhotographyJournalingLife 0 Nov 24
Ode To Friendship. - This is dedicated to my dear friend Weakestchimp,who has recently left EP.She was one of the most genuine and kind people I have ever met on EP and in my life.She was full of compassion for others and deeply understood their pain,always there to give support...
berangere 4 Responses 7 Nov 9
Dog And Angels - A true story (not sure, but a great story that I don't doubt and wanted to share!) "Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me. "Can't you do anything right?" Those words hurt worse than blows. I...
Dibergaig 1 Response 3 Nov 12
Best way to explain this one is to just use a current example that happened yesterday as I shares it with my friend. He is a friend of my fathers and despite me explaining it to Dad he doesn't seem to see what I'm talking about. Thinks I'm imagining it. Yeah that's right dad... I...
hitvl 0 Nov 29
I think if you let people look deep in your eyes and see who you really are with all your emotions fears love joy sorrow hate jelousy happiness and how kind you are and everything youl have better relationships and friend ships with everybody you trust and let in !!
Bean30 2 5 days ago
Smokers Nicer People: This Is Very Persusive -
smokingrocks1 0 Nov 23
Tax on Companies that ship jobs overseas- A bill that would have eliminated a tax break that companies get when they ship jobs overseas. Republicans blocked this, allowing companies to keep the tax break they receive when they ship jobs to other countries. Political Ad disclosure...
Modiwolfshit 2 Responses 2 4 days ago
a dogs purpose - this went around as a E-mail a while back I liked it I hope you to to... Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very...
Dibergaig 2 Responses 2 1 day ago
My Dog Watches Tv - To get him in the house I will say his show is on, I put movies on for him, and this year he starting watching scary movies. He gets mad if you talk during it, and if there a commercial he will come to me but keep looking back to see if his shows back on. He's...
damagedbadatbest 0 Nov 13
Grippy Girlfriend - I have a grippy girlfriend now. At first, I liked it. Now, it's annoying. I feel really bad saying this, because she's a nice enough girl, but I don't think this is working out. I don't know how to break up with someone. I've never done it before....
ConstantLeaf 1 Response 0 Nov 17