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I Think There Are Things We Can Count On In This World

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    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late  50s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 5 Responses Jun 14, 2010

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    There Are Things

    There are things,In this world,We can count on them,There's rights,Wrongs,Always going on,No matter what,We can't stop it!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 27, 2011

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    I hate those things! The new language. "OMG" "ROFL" "IM" "U" "GTFO" and those others. Who would want to talk like that? It's a new language already. The thing that really irks me...
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    I don't see how they think such things. They don't have the ability to create a human being inside them! Without us they are literally NOTHING. They'd be gay! (Nothing against...
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    It doesn't make them happy though, it's a desire that can never be filled, the obsession that somehow out of 7 billion people there is "the one" who when they appear will make...
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    Not trying to knock this place; I don't think there is anyone anywhere that does. Not trying to say I am anything special; one of my ex-partners said to me after about 3 years "I...
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