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I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response May 20, 2010

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    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    My Thoughts

    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul 18-21, F Nov 5, 2011

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    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz 36-40, F Dec 19, 2010

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    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M May 7, 2011

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    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2010

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    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    And I think I better get off FAST after posting this video!!!
    bookerdana bookerdana 51-55, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    Great! I forgot to read the 80 pages I was supposed to read in my book this week and we have school tomorrow, FRIK my life!!!!!
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    And few cures. Try to be a cure. Start that to save the race for us.
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    But the wealthy love it that way.
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    But it aint my fault. Me tries to heal others. While greed wrecks millions. Cant keep that pace.
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    Yeah and it's called humans.
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Going to bed and realizing you have homework!!!!! FRIK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SleepIsLife321 SleepIsLife321 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    It´s very annoying to get insulted just because you dared to post a comment who may not be the one someone expected...meaning some people here, and I´d say women in the majority...
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    I will be thankful to frankie.
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    I love watching extremely young girls play with themselves
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    Those ways are called through God and Jesus :)
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    School s should be allowed to punish students anyway they see fit I know a couple of private schools that if you are naughty 3 times in one week you are ******** made to stand in...
    subsissy1989 subsissy1989 26-30, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Its QED that this is fun!
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    On my last posts, I ended up looking racist myself. But that was not my intention, I was trying to make a point. You all point your dirty fingers at us MEXICANS but won't see the...
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    I think that I've always wanted to get muddy fully clothed with GF /wife but never acted on it until just a few years ago when I finally decided to tell this to my beautiful wife...
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