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I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 447 People

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    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul 18-21, F Nov 5, 2011

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    But......

    there would be a fee to use it because people would use it ALL OF THE TIME!
    zalya zalya 36-40, F Apr 30, 2012

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    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2010

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response May 20, 2010

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    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz 36-40, F Dec 19, 2010

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    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M May 7, 2011

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    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    not really that serious but.... I think something is wrong with me because I'm in a Good Relationship kinda rocky right now but anyways I think there's something wrong with me...
    dessmart1 dessmart1 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    I think there is something wrong with me that makes it impossible for men to love me. I've never had a real relationship, I've just had men who use me for sex and discard me when I...
    AutumnCarielle AutumnCarielle 22-25, F Dec 7

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    I think?!! I KNOW that there is something wrong with me, but hey! What can I really do about it?!!
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    Lately I've been feeling like my friends don't want me around anymore. My best friend for ten years was studying in the same city, however I quit and moved back to my parents house...
    Feringer Feringer 18-21 1 Response Nov 29

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    Yeah, there's definitely something wrong with me. And I know what it is. It's the fact that I run. I've always been a runner. My dad would make my brother and I do wind sprints in...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    I have my good days and my bad days.. Lately it feels like more bad than good. My boyfriend wants to have a talk tonight. Either we both drastically change or it won't work.. I'm...
    LovelyLonley LovelyLonley 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    How many women did this man violate! 20? 30? 40? I think even more. If even just half the allegations are true, he may still be the most profilic rapist of all time. DISGUSTING...
    shy40d shy40d 56-60, F 7 Responses Dec 11

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    I know there is... but I like it... even when I feel like I won't make it... I feel wonderful when I do I'm not there yet but I pray I will be...
    heysmellthis heysmellthis 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 12

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    kids sizes and adult sizes. I think desses, panties high heels, jeans slacks ties, suita tighy whiteies and what ever shluld be for both men and women alike. What do you think and...
    fseanb fseanb 36-40, M a week ago

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    My ex broke up with me last Monday...I slept with someone everyday since. There were a few times I slept with two guys in one day. So 13 people in 10 days. I knows that's not...
    delilahcruz delilahcruz 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Cursing is a peeve of mine. I slightly cringe whenever I hear people hear it. Growing up, if an adult heard you, you'd probably get back slapped for it. Whenever I hear people...
    xxblasianxx xxblasianxx 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    And that's why I fit in so well
    skeyestryker skeyestryker 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 20

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    I can't meet any expectations? I feel like everybody moves a step ahead of me and no matter how hard I try I almost never catch up, and this kind of feeling makes me question if...
    silviamj5 silviamj5 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 29

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    At a certain point, it's not their future they will be influencing. Their old values (forgive the generalisations) should have no place in developing society.
    AJM95W AJM95W 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    Men you're not original. You jump immediately to let's trade pics send one then start demanding select poses or Specifics while You yourself can only send 1-2 pics. Trust me ... A...
    Ownedforaprice Ownedforaprice 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 3

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    Get a room get a girlfriend or boyfriend! LoL
    ivetteee ivetteee 18-21, F Dec 4

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    O_o what like popcorn kernels?
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    Note to self check profiles before you engage in convo
    xshilx xshilx 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    You may mess up, but you are not a mess up. You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake. You may screw up, but you are not a screw up. You may fail, but you...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I think there's life outside this planet. There's no way we can be alone in the universe when we can barely explore our own freaking Moon. If there's other life out there I doubt...
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 26

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    I think 50% to 75% of girls on here who say they are lezbians or Bi "girls only" are really pervy guys just trying to see some n.u.d.es. It's off-putting and I'm sure you real...
    hpesoj88 hpesoj88 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 3

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    It eludes me this thing I truly desire, I hear it could be around the next corner, down the street or at a grocery store walking down the isles. Yet I'm beginning to highly...
    rainyraven rainyraven 31-35, T a week ago

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    All of us at some point in life will suffer ups and downs its these moments that your glad to have a friend who listens and understands you This year for me has been one that id...
    pfloyd121 pfloyd121 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    Although, I have a college degree. I do not think I am smarter or better than anyone else. There are things I learn from people with or without a diploma added to their name. I...
    FrankK70 FrankK70 41-45, M 6 Responses Dec 5

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    I don't really know anything about me so it would be interesting to talk with him hahaha it would be so weird to see a person as weird as me. Im like a mistake that shouldn't have...
    Yiannos Yiannos 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 10

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    It's been a while since I had *the thirst,* almost 20 years. Not just thirsty. The real HUNGER for a drink. The type of need for a drink that makes your skin itch and crawl...
    Saylowman Saylowman 46-50, M 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I really need to know if you think I'm attractive, I always feel like at a distance people trying to squeeze my head. I look over and they are doing this finger pinching movements...
    orchids2blu orchids2blu 36-40, F 5 Responses 1 hr ago

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    There was this amazing article in Cosmo last month about the invention of smartphones and sext-ing. The female author talked about how amazing it was to be able to send erotic...
    stellag23 stellag23 22-25, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    IF I DISFIGURED MYSELF TODAY, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE SENSE YESTERDAY OR FOR FUTURE REFERENCE... IN BEING TODAY IF I BURNT MY FACE AND WAS AS SCARY AS FREDDY CRUEGER, I MAY NOT BE...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Flying back from New York on the redeye in the summer of 1970, I sprawled across the row of seats, as the plane was almost empty. Before deregulation, one could get cheap seats...
    wuzgnu wuzgnu 61-65, M Nov 25

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    Ask me anything you want be as dirty as you want
    Illyriaa Illyriaa 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    I love dirtying my white ankle socks! Give me ideas and I will do and post pictures of the best ideas!
    JamesJS JamesJS 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    We all know who the keyboard warriors are, they sit and insult, abuse or post harmful things because they aren't happy with their own lives. But without these people, the internet...
    Kattastrophe Kattastrophe 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Can we please stop with this nonsense? No, nice guys do NOT finish last. There's something called "compatibility." If you're nice, but have nothing in common-specially important...
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    NEW DRIVER sign on my car, cops still stopped me and gave me two violation ticketsWas driving mother to pharmacy to pick up her medication recently. Took a wrong turn, became lost...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    It's never the person you think. About six months ago, a colleague and I began some heavy duty flirting. I loved the attention since I wasn't (and am still not) getting any at...
    andie2007 andie2007 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    "Step Off" You sure look real pretty in your glass house You probably think you’re too good to take the trash out Well, are you dumb or are you blind? Cause it’s a real fine...
    b1tch2u b1tch2u 70+ 4 days ago

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    I think about licking and fingering girls bottoms and them doing the same to me,
    wheels1972 wheels1972 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 23

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