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I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

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    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 3 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz 36-40, F Dec 19, 2010

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    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    My Thoughts

    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul 18-21, F Nov 5, 2011

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response May 20, 2010

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    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2010

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    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M May 7, 2011

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    Then get each other Dirty and start all over again :)
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014 41-45, M 4 hrs ago

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    Sometimes you need to cross those boundaries to see someone clearly; When you see someone from pretty far you never realize what actually you are looking for; Its just the mirage...
    vulnerablespirit vulnerablespirit 31-35, M 7 hrs ago

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    So for our yearbook in high school we have a section that's called "seniors best" there's category's such as best hair, best smile, most sarcastic and much more. Anyways I'm a...
    thatgirlvannesa thatgirlvannesa 18-21, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I really think that Valentine's Day is depressing. There's many reasons why I think so. First of all, there's always that someone who gets left out. Either they don't have a...
    Jgummy123 Jgummy123 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    There will never be enough words in the world for me to explain how deeply I love him. There is no amount of time that would be enough for me to explain how much I love him. There...
    Thelostsoulslasthope Thelostsoulslasthope 13-15, F 9 hrs ago

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    This is the real world And you're only hurting yourself When you spend every waking moment With your fingers crossed I don't think you can afford To set karma further in motion Go...
    caitsc caitsc 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    Actually, someone here pointed it out. Am I? I don't know. I'm not unhappy or happy. I'm nothing. I'm indifferent, like, to everything. I just don't care. My favorite place...
    nothingbetterthanlaughing nothingbetterthanlaughing 31-35, F 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Some hands i simply melt into like touch poetry. Other hands have a personality of their own soft and squishy like warm bread, fragrantly out of an oven, reinventing comfort and...
    Strawberrygiggles Strawberrygiggles 46-50, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I heard people talking about me today and I actually stopped to appreciate the fact that they referred to me as "she" even though I look more like an "it". Am I the only person who...
    Indigo27 Indigo27 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    The biggest turn off for me is when someone poses giving the finger. I immediately look at a person in a different light. And what my brain sees when people do that is......... You...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    What I was thinking, rather pondering is why do women and men truly love each other? Obviously I don't have real answers but opinions only. Why does a man truly love a woman? Is it...
    047Ronin 047Ronin 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Contemplation is consideration and rumination, in celebration of instruction and infaction? I think therefore I am! Ponder long, remember the song, try not to pong!
    Wishart95 Wishart95 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Guess who is single today? Okay - for five whole days, already, but I didn't know it. My dissolution of marriage was signed last Monday & a certified copy with notary stamp...
    GrantGeek GrantGeek 46-50, F 26 Responses 6 days ago

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    I think therefore I am ....
    theusunghero3 theusunghero3 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    I had work men round today and as they got to work I politely offered them a drink. Now as a single parent I'm used to picking up dirty pots but one of the guys brought me his cup...
    lozenbee lozenbee 26-30, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    My sun sign is Libra, moon sign is Pisces and rising sign is Libra, yet... I took the "what sign is your brain" quiz and found that my brain is a Sagittarius :D"You are a very...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    i sometimes accepted the fact that i will live my life being alone. i am in a complicated situation where it is nearly impossible to find that want for me. i just hope one day that...
    irijat irijat 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I don't know what triggered this episode of sadness but it's different than what happened to me last year. Last year was way too overwhelming and made me cry and want to kill...
    Letmebepatient Letmebepatient 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Today is another day I have to go grocery shopping with my stranger for a Mother. I believe that she fills up with pride and joy when she takes me grocery shopping because she...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F Feb 4

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    I don't think there is enough of this in the world today
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 2

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    Whhhhhy o why is so making my profile join all these random creepy groups
    peepmoo peepmoo 18-21 Feb 1

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    Should I stimulate intellectually or c@rnally? In other words .. should I use my tongue or my fingers ;)
    deviltalks deviltalks 31-35, M Jan 31

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    Guys, avoid the creeps and weirdos on this site. Woof.
    puggylovey puggylovey 18-21, M Jan 29

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    Given the many times I have received messages from pedophiles in my younger EP days and the amount of experiences and questions I see relating to it, I would advise any children...
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 11 Responses Jan 29

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    Many people won't or don't admit to there dark kinky little fantasies and I respect that. However for me I like it rough, a little dirty, a little dominating, a little illegal, a...
    Letitgo83 Letitgo83 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 29

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    LIVING BY NUMBERS. I have just had a terrible experience in an on line service that I needed to use and I had to make an on line payment. A few years ago I could have simply gone...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 27

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    i dont think they are dirty. I just have heavy sexual thoughts and desires. To some they may seem kinky or over the top but that doesn't mean they are "dirty". We all have...
    Newconvo1 Newconvo1 41-45, M Jan 27

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    It is very difficult to prove it but I have had demons attached to me and they respond to the name of Jesus. They make me shake and talk in unknown languages. Since they respond to...
    jjbegood33 jjbegood33 26-30, M Jan 26

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    I'm looking forward to how it develops. I know I'll miss some things that became familiar over the 20+ years. Coparenting, child support are givens and not expected to be...
    grower629 grower629 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    I'm trying to be really positive and pump myself up for work right now. Long story short, I'm a waitress and lots of drama has been happening here, there are previous stories...
    wantingtobehappy84 wantingtobehappy84 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 24

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    Tbh though, I'm probably one of them
    lizzielula5 lizzielula5 13-15, F Jan 23

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    Place your hand over your heart. You feel that? That is called purpose. You’re alive for a reason, so don’t ever give up.The person who completes suicide, dies once...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F Jan 23

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    I don't need money or fame in order to be worth it.
    ReflectivMind ReflectivMind 31-35 Jan 23

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    I think we all have our own weirdness inside us. :) it is what makes us different from one another. It is okay to be weird. Let's be weird together! Haha.
    canthisbelove canthisbelove 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22