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I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

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    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 26-30, F 1 Response May 20, 2010

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    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2010

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    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz 36-40, F Dec 19, 2010

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    My Thoughts

    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul 18-21, F Nov 5, 2011

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    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M May 7, 2011

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    I have often searched lesbian sites to chat to girls NO MORE than this. Many simply have a no men sign on them. We aren't all entering with I'll intent. I simply wish to compare...
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    I don't to a degree. But I don't want to associate with any of them. Every time I think I'm getting over this prejudice or discomfort, something comes up that pushes me back. They...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 10

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    I just looked at my texts. And apparently I sent a text but I don't remember sending it. I don't think it was me. Especially because I recognized the number and I know that phone...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 15

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    Honestly. And some of those are here on EP. I mean for god's sake, you'll see a group saying 'I am a horny mom' and you'll see men in there :/ and then you'll see a group 'I like...
    kwickdecisions kwickdecisions 22-25, M Mar 22

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    I think older men have a lot to teach younger guys like me. Besides, they appreciate me more :)
    barelyteenjock13 barelyteenjock13 13-15, M 7 Responses Mar 7

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    And when I say I know the names of (all) my friends, I count only those I know (that) I can trust, I can show you that number on (just) one of my hands, all others are now ashes or...
    whupdeedo whupdeedo 41-45, M Mar 12

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    So there is this perv out the named brickcanas who is over 50 but only dates girls under the age of 21
    rmon7577 rmon7577 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Weird is good. Weird is original. Too much weirdness is bad. I think... Idk I'm just bored and posting this.
    LookAtMyFreakenCat LookAtMyFreakenCat 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    So I'm a sucker for sweet words and get tempted in only to be used. Cuz that's all I'm good for...
    BlueEyedFaye BlueEyedFaye 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    I wish people were not out to get each other ! Life would be a happier place.
    sunshinegirl76 sunshinegirl76 36-40, F Mar 8

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    Anytime I want to see how valuable of a person I really am....I get on a dating site to take in all of the rejection possible. ....I must really be hideous
    lizardking187 lizardking187 31-35, M Mar 8

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    Man! I just met one of them on here! Women stay away! :-p
    danceintheclouds danceintheclouds 26-30, F Mar 10

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    This site should have a filter so you can filter out any profiles or posts by users under 18 years of age
    petersmyth79 petersmyth79 26-30, M Mar 15

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    Oh man!!! Don't ever get me started. Too late. One day I will lead a revolution against social norms. I hate how people fall in line a feed the machines. The U.S government...
    IllusionaryGentleman39 IllusionaryGentleman39 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 17

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    Or enough spelling lessons?
    williamboyson2b williamboyson2b 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 21

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    Thank you, ScorpioSeven for this pleasant mail.Did I say or do something to upset you?The feeling is mutual ..
    ladyPlum ladyPlum 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Weird but good in heart...
    yukalovesm0806 yukalovesm0806 26-30, F a week ago

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    I wish I had a friend... I want someone to talk to who I can call all hours of the night. why am I incapable of making friends
    lilpoetbear lilpoetbear 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    And few cures. Try to be a cure. Start that to save the race for us.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    But the wealthy love it that way.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    But it aint my fault. Me tries to heal others. While greed wrecks millions. Cant keep that pace.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Yeah and it's called humans.
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Going to bed and realizing you have homework!!!!! FRIK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SleepIsLife321 SleepIsLife321 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    It´s very annoying to get insulted just because you dared to post a comment who may not be the one someone expected...meaning some people here, and I´d say women in the majority...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    Death, it is a main factor in our lives. In my opinion, death is the center of many things in human life and society, like the principle of “carpe diem” (enjoy the present...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M Mar 18

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    Death, it is a main factor in our lives. In my opinion, death is the center of many things in human life and society, like the principle of “carpe diem” (enjoy the present...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M Mar 18

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    Why is it so hard for people to comprehend that fact that the truth might be bigger than all of us? More than we can ever comprehend at this stage of our lives. Evolution and some...
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 10

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    Reality... is this truly reality? Is this continuous numbness, this overwhelming malevolent feeling of despair... Reality? How can someone justify their existence? I think...
    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M 4 Responses Mar 11

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    First of all, I don't believe that. I don't want to be associated with this group. I think there are nice guys but I also think there are guys who don't like themselves and be...
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    You know what I wish? I wish we'd stop calling them gay. Or anything else for that matter. Why can't they just be people? People allowed to be people free to love whomever they...
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    styleup styleup 18-21 1 Response Mar 22

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    There are 2 men both whom I work with that I find myself thinking of. Both are married as am I . I don't think one of them even knows how he affects me. The other may have not...
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    joyba61 joyba61 51-55, F 4 hrs ago

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    Aw crap, seeing this group reminded me of my poor neglected keyboard...
    Vumsy Vumsy 22-25, M 1 Response Mar