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I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

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    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    But......

    there would be a fee to use it because people would use it ALL OF THE TIME!
    zalya zalya 36-40, F Apr 30, 2012

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    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2010

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    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz 36-40, F Dec 19, 2010

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    My Thoughts

    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul 18-21, F Nov 5, 2011

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response May 20, 2010

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    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M May 7, 2011

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    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I've been noticing lately that everyone seems to have a pull In my life. Except for me. I can't seem to think for myself. I am easily manipulated. I let someone talk me into sex...
    reneeo11314 reneeo11314 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    Its not because you're nice that good things happen to you.It´s not because you give that you'll have in return.I don't think life is about justice.
    blueblacklight blueblacklight 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    There won't be, isn't it? :( No one who truly loves me and cares for me.
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 5

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    I'm thinking about leaving my program and starting something new. I have an idea of what my mom might say but life is short, and I want to do something that goes towards what I...
    TheAnonymousINFx TheAnonymousINFx 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    Interesting idea. Brings into question that whole meaning of life stuff! Awful lot of of planets out there. Can it really be true that no life forms whatsoever exist anywhere...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    There must be. The universe is infinite but we haven't find any life yet.
    Alyzza123 Alyzza123 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Why would there be 7 planets in our solar system then million if not trillions out of it with nothing lives on it? I believe nasa are liers surely they know that there is life out...
    nonorawi nonorawi 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Love, trust, and respect are more important. Don't you agree?
    AriaShakti AriaShakti 31-35, F 7 Responses Oct 26

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    I received chocolates today. Twice. Whoever sent them, I found it odd. If it's about work then left them on my desk would be understandable but to my hotel room too? ehmmm, WEIRD...
    DNightTrain DNightTrain 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 6

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    A friend and I were in the popular downtown area right on a river walk. we were sitting on a little hill right by the docks with our knees comfortably drawn in and our feet...
    alexandr4 alexandr4 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 6

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    Oh we're all weird in our own way. True enough. Some more than others!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 6

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    No such thing as normal. Ever the is weird in a way.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Nov 6

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    And I'm proud to be one of them. Normal is so clichè anyways.
    Sacryfice Sacryfice 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    The story's I read on here is like wow what happen the the world these days like 💥🔫 I'm done
    nicksoto730 nicksoto730 16-17, M Nov 9

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    I have a side to me that I dont like, something that's been with me for a while and not gonna lie, I'm kinda scared of it and hate it at the same time, I just wish for it to go...
    NathanJD NathanJD 16-17, M 5 Responses Nov 9

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    ... here's one to watch out for: veryunusual1 He demands the undying attention and immediate loyalty, admiration, and commitment within the first 5 minutes of conversation...
    themissmoxie themissmoxie 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 12

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    I'm just scrolling along the timeline & I see the craziest ****, perves, crazys, animals. Thought i could go on here & everything could replace twitter but boy was I wrong..
    Msxxv Msxxv 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 13

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    Clearly it needs something better, my niece was right, we needa do something about it, this calls for new ideas!
    ZADoubleMesser ZADoubleMesser 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    And they are watching. Or not.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    has anyone witness anything strange in the sky day or night?
    goodwitch011070 goodwitch011070 41-45, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    And that's why I fit in so well
    skeyestryker skeyestryker 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm going crazy again. I say again because this isn't something I'm a stranger to. I believe after some time of making the same decisions, same mistakes, differently, that it...
    skicksk skicksk 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 1

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    I've been inside my head a lot lately. The seasons have changed, it is getting darker earlier and earlier. It is the same thing as last year, and yet it seems so long ago... I feel...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 30

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    This experience has come about from a recent conversation I was having with someone on here. It started fairly late last night, so I didn't get a chance to respond. To his...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 6 Responses Oct 31

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    I'm upset. I'm in my room at my house using EP because somehow I am made to feel like I have no one to talk to. Where I live,I can name you all the things that teenagers my age...
    GreyMattertome GreyMattertome 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 7

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    There are times I have felt myself quite lost. I'm not doing what I want to be doing. Thoughts strangle my sleep and I lie awake thinking. There are so many things to ponder, so...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 9

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    Trust me there are people out there who think there gifts but while your sitting appreciating yourself the person you want to on appreciate you is out there and will find someone...
    littlemisslonelyheart littlemisslonelyheart 13-15, F a week ago

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    I'm gonna rewrite this story since my anger went away. EP I would much appreciate it if you gave me my story back. It is very unfair that pervs can harass teen girls and grown...
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 4

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    I think about this every single day. I'm broken-hearted and I don't think there's a point for me to live any longer. But does it worth it? Sacrificing my life for the sake of...
    TheLonelyDude TheLonelyDude 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 7

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    I'm actively involved in "dreamtime". As far as thinking: there are days where I don't utter a single word aloud.
    Onechoice Onechoice 31-35, M Nov 9

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    I find it funny when people put the blame on Obama. Do you really think there would be only one evil person making decisions? I guarantee everybody would complain just as much if...
    PuckDrop PuckDrop 18-21, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I was told by my mother when I was younger to "act like there is a camera on you at all times." She told me this in an attempt to get me to quit some bad habits that I did when I...
    brint0n brint0n 16-17, F 2 mins ago

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    I am a sex worker.. It's a long story how I got into it. Just wondering if there are any others on here? Thought this could be a safe place for support and a way to share our...
    lilMissAlexa lilMissAlexa 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I especially love hands. I think it's amazing; all those joints, all that bone an muscle put together perfectly so that you can wiggle your fingers, or hold a pencil, or type on a...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F Nov 4

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    *SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS* its not think. it's I am done! I am so over being "nice" to ppl. im done counting on others. thinking they might be there for me. NUMBER #1 is...
    PsychoBitch69 PsychoBitch69 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    What would earth be like if we couldn't care on the human race. Therefore I am looking for one special women that would like to be monogamous and create a beautiful family together...
    Lookin2CuCum Lookin2CuCum 36-40, M 59 mins ago

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    Dirty socks and I have a long history together. My love of dirty socks was my maternal grandma's lasting gift to me. My mom was divorced, and grandma lived with us until I was 13...
    Calcetines Calcetines 36-40, M 2 Responses Nov 2

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    I was born with six fingers on each hand and 6 toes on each foot , the extra digits were amputated when I was 6 weeks old My gran was delighted because she said its a sign of...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 1 Response