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I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response May 20, 2010

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    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2010

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    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.ย  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M May 7, 2011

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    But......

    there would be a fee to use it because people would use it ALL OF THE TIME!
    zalya zalya 36-40, F Apr 30, 2012

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    My Thoughts

    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul 18-21, F Nov 5, 2011

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    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz 36-40, F Dec 19, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    A discussion on EP had me come across this "debate" Richard Dawkins and Wendy Wright. Are there any EPers who back up Wendy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AS6rQtiEh8
    experimed experimed 51-55, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I do cry over things. I don't like when people see me cry, but it happens. But I also think that crying is a sign of emotional maturity. Stifling feelings is a sign of weakness...
    Ediswet Ediswet 26-30 1 Response Jul 15

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    Just as you can not trust IRL, the internet hides even more deception. People can be anything. Anyone. Have hidden agendas. I've known this for a long time. Trouble has become...
    littleboxofsecrets littleboxofsecrets 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 6

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    Im not sure if i will use EP more in the future. I met many nice people, but i also met creepy people. What i mean with being "creepy", i explain that to you. Someone commented on...
    angel8i angel8i 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    I have to ask.... Why do some women come on here with their breast hanging out or have a$$ shots in their profile but get mad when guys hit on them? Talking about "Don't write me...
    chicaboom333 chicaboom333 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Oooooh yeees there is!... :/
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    It makes me sad that the majority (I think all if them) of the pervs/creeps are men. Now other guys like myself get judge wrongly just because I'm a guy ๐Ÿ˜“ so disappointed by all...
    KristianNathan KristianNathan 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    I hate when creeps use this site to post their sexual fantasies involving minors. for example, I've seen stories where an EP user will pose as a teenage girl and then practically...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Jul 9

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    There is a woman behind every successful man
    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    All you have to do is just look around.
    IMyOwnLeader IMyOwnLeader 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    Please!! If you send a message with hopes of a response, try to avoid: hi hw r u. Or Hi. Or something as yawn-inducing as that. Wow! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Š
    SagSunshine2014 SagSunshine2014 41-45, F Jul 10

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    I mean seriously for someone to cause a lengthy argument on one of my opinions, then comment on another experience and then private message me saying "now I am officially stalking...
    nainaii nainaii 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    i walked out of my apt and this chick walked out of her place in front of me heading down the hall. she had some short booty shorts on and the bottom of her *** was hanging out. I...
    82739cjz 82739cjz 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    For those who are looking for clothing optional apartments, they do indeed exist. It's simply a matter of doing a little bit of searching.
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M Jul 14

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    Class warfare is a load of BS. It's just created by the government to keep people divided to control them more easily. That's my thought on the topic. ๐Ÿ˜Š
    Overlord0 Overlord0 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    I know this sounds stupid to be making an experience about this, but some weirdo called "fatmonstercock" added me to my circle... His profile picture was a ****... It was friggin...
    HellhoundGakupo HellhoundGakupo 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 14

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    I might not be the only one. I don't know.
    tediousjpg tediousjpg 16-17 1 Response Jul 19

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    I was looking though Facebook comments. People were surprised that they were pregnant. How the F can you be surprised that your pregnant if you are having unprotected sex with...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints 18-21, F Jul 19

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    And I've been learning so much through talking to people about their own problems reading experiences by other ep-ers... Kind of makes me reflect on my own weaknesses that I wouldn...
    Mysticme Mysticme 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    i cant believe a lot of the stuff that i see on here. i didnt fully understand the phrase "ive lost faith in humanity" until a few minutes ago.
    dothebartman dothebartman 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Personally, god is just a Santa in the sky- not real and full of bull
    callllllllllie callllllllllie 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I like being described as a machine. Perfect as a machine. With fair clear skin like a pearl, fresh hair. Tho I'm not tall, I'm well proportioned. I weigh 7 stones, and I'm 5"3. I...
    michiko michiko 13-15, F Jul 21

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    I've gotten 2 responses to 2 different experiences by crazy people. One of them was just random words put together, made no sense at all. *blocked* lol
    Ag0405 Ag0405 22-25, F Jul 22

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    Some people on here are freaking physco paths , it get kinda weird ..
    MiaSnider MiaSnider 13-15, F Jul 22

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    So like ... People message me "hello how are you? What's your name?" Is that so hard understanding what's my name xD ?? Doesn't my account name already explains it o.O they can...
    BunnyCoral BunnyCoral 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    ...and unfortunetly I am one....
    Adamexxx Adamexxx 13-15, M Jul 23

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    Everyone's got their own life and their own way of living it and so many of you are completely crazy but I love it :D
    coldavenue coldavenue 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I am a sweet,intelligent, attractive girl, but I can't seem to have a relationship last more than 3-6 months. I can communicate,compromise, andย don't smother him.ย I do show him I...
    momentintime2015 momentintime2015 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    So we were out driving around and I was late so I was doing my hair in the car with my window down, and the girl next to us started like waving and told us to pull into the...
    Tayway22 Tayway22 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Multiple 30-45 yr old men have followed me on here. I took a look at their profiles and it makes me disgusted and sick to know what they are up to. Their profiles say they are...
    misfitmily6091 misfitmily6091 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    eople say "i see the way jay looks at you" and "i think he likes you". jay follows me around on a sly, plays about with me, breaks the touch barrier (his feet next to mine, playful...
    Begoodandbad Begoodandbad 22-25, F 22 hrs ago

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    I had unprotected sex with my bf before he left for military stuff. My period has been really irregular and I haven't exactly been on the ball about taking my bc. I had just...
    callijojohnson callijojohnson 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    I just don't think there is a such thing as "normal". Even people who think they are normal are actually pretty weird in certain ways and in a way it is kind of weird to think you...
    LoveHate711 LoveHate711 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I'm probably one of them with my track record. I'm great with other peoples kids and other peoples life's but I can always give the kids back etc but the accolades go on and on...
    jadedover101 jadedover101 22-25 1 Response Jul 3

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    I want to love and have sex the way that makes sense to me. Why do I have to follow the "status quo?" Why IS there a status quo? Every relationship is different. It sucks that...
    bisexualman79 bisexualman79 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 8

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    Well I would like to keep it short but the story is long. My sons girlfriend "Was" on drugs & no longer is! I am the grandmother I have never had to deal with cps,these people are...
    loveourkids loveourkids 41-45, F Jul 15

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    I don't think there's anyone out there that would want to go through the trouble of loving me. I'm over-emotional, sensitive, I'm not pretty, I'm not funny, I'm six pounds...
    weby667 weby667 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I think there should only be one rule, informed consent required. Now as to why there are so many rules, well in my humble opinion it is simple, men can not cope with the female...
    thickyholden thickyholden 51-55, M 5 Responses Jul 13

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    GOD hates religion. He loves worship. GOD is love. I've had many spiritual experiences, I've been through hardships and at first I used to blame GOD and say why are these things...
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 18-21, F