I Think There Should Be A Dirty Finger Sign On Keyboard

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    Oooh Dirty Finger Key - Won't You Be Mine??

    Oh the pure joys of life that could be achieved with the dirty finger sign on my keyboard.. YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS??  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T THINK MY REPORT IS UP TO SCRATCH?  - HERE'S MY RESPONSE:  dirty finger key YOU DON'T...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 20, 2010

    I Second That!

    Not only do I advocate a dirty finger on the keyboard, I would like to add a "fist" as in, "If you send me another babbling email, I'm gonna punch you out". Also, a pix of lips kissing azz. I would definitely wear the paint off that key.
    Skyy7 Skyy7
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Sep 17, 2012

    I Would Wear It Out!

    But not in a bad way, I just like to flip people off with a smile. It's like how I call everyone "*******" but they are far from actual *******. (((Most of them anyway))) :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 25, 2011

    An Urge

    not only do i thinck there should be a finger key on my keyboard but for years i've had the urge top spray paint out the rest of the fingers on the do'nt walk traffic lights so that you see the bird being flashed at you.  very immature i know but... as walter cronkite used to...
    flabman flabman
    56-60, M
    May 7, 2011

    Progress Overdue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPAEoEPb9Y
    staticz staticz
    36-40, F
    Dec 19, 2010

    Hell Yeah!!

    There should be a key that you can program to say what ever vulgar statement you want, like a hot key...
    burn1 burn1
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2010

    My Thoughts

    I have actually thought about this SO many times in the past couple weeks when people have made me angry.... it's almost like how when you get hurt it has been scientifically proven that swearing decreases pain. I think that a middle finger sign would make me feel better when I'm...
    borrowedsoul borrowedsoul
    18-21, F
    Nov 5, 2011

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