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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Katie, don't cry, I know You're trying your hardest And the hardest part is letting go Of the nights we shared Ocala is calling And you know it's haunting But compared To your eyes...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    "You cut me open and I keep bleeding in love." ~ Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love. Even though I keep getting hurt by this girl I can't get over her.. "And it's draining all of me" I am...
    BulletForMyBlackVeil BulletForMyBlackVeil 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did i grow up according to plan? And do you think im wasting my time doing things i want to do and it hurt cause you disapproved all...
    saffaismail saffaismail 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Say something. I'm giving up on you... I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you. I hate this song. Every time I hear it I cry! I think of my break up. How ****** up I am. How he...
    thebeautifulprincess thebeautifulprincess 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    We're not broken just bent And we can learn to love again --P!NK Yeah me momma she told me Don't worry about your size,she said boys like a little more booty to hold at night...
    XMissunderstoodx XMissunderstoodx 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    When I was younger I saw my daddy cry And curse at the wind. He broke his own heart and I watched As he tried to reassemble it. And my momma swore That she would never let herself...
    becky18 becky18 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    They say it's what you make I say it's up to fate It's woven in my soul I need to let you go Your eyes, they shine so bright I wanna save that light I can't escape this now Unless...
    becky18 becky18 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    still alive but I'm barely breathing.
    helpless1994 helpless1994 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I'm not coming back, I did something so terrible. I'm terrified to speak but you'd expect that from me.
    EMAbiggestfans1D EMAbiggestfans1D 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Things were all good yesterday But then the devil took your breath away And now we're left here in the pain Black suit, black tie, standing in the rain And now my family is one...
    laurencobitz laurencobitz 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Why should I care 'cause you weren't there when I was scared I was so alone You, you need to listen I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone
    saffaismail saffaismail 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies... I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife... Offer me that deathless death... Oh good God let me...
    StoneWall77 StoneWall77 36-40, F 22 hrs ago

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    To live doesn't mean you're alive. I really just wanted to comment because of the hockey pic
    PuckDrop PuckDrop 18-21, M 17 hrs ago

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    "A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen." Edward Debono
    cicisays13 cicisays13 26-30, F Oct 1

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    I can't find these lyrics anywhere so I had to write them myself ...and I can't decipher lyrics of any song for my life. Here goes:Painting in lies,Changing the colour of your...
    wanderquietly wanderquietly 18-21, F Oct 15

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    'I cant hate the ones who made me..' - You Me at Six, Bite My Young. I read these lyrics as, how can i hate/blame/be angry at the people who have been mean to me, bullied me etc...
    dancingSpider dancingSpider 13-15, F Oct 4

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    And unlike the times before. From yesterday comes tomorrow. When life comes alive the past moves aside. No regrets and no remorse. If you haven't heard this song. Please listen...
    AngelMom062013 AngelMom062013 18-21, F Oct 10

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    I'm not sure whose to fault but young women growing up not loving who they are! They only love what everyone else seems to think is popular or attractive! Young girls are growing...
    Authentic921 Authentic921 26-30, M a week ago

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    i really do think girls clothes are better than boys as from a male point of view i just look at ladies skirts, dresses, coats, etc and think to myself i want to be wearing them as...
    GirlyAndrea1987 GirlyAndrea1987 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 3

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    Forgive, sounds good Forget, I’m not sure I could They say time heals everything But I’m still waiting I’m through with doubt There’s nothing left for me to figure...
    TheStoryman TheStoryman 36-40, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made Maybe if this ***** had acted right I would of stayed But I've already wasted half my life I would of layed down and...
    nathanunited94 nathanunited94 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you I can feel you all around me Thickening the...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    Cherry Wine - Hozier http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJh8r74dws Her eyes and words are so icy Oh but she burns Like rum on a fire Hot and fast and angry As she can be I walk my...
    kwarner kwarner 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    LIKE A STORM LYRICS "Love The Way You Hate Me" Take another shot at me I love the way you HATE ME I don't care if I'm not good enough for you I don't care if I don't live the...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F Oct 12

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    Line one is the time That you, you first stayed over at mine And we drank our first bottle of wine And we cried Line two, we're away And we both, we both had nowhere to...
    AdamV13 AdamV13 70+, M 3 days ago

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    Zac Brown Band - Colder Weather Lyrics She'd trade Colorado if he'd take her with him, Closes the door before the winter lets the cold in, And wonders if her love is strong...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Hi guys I really want to get my lyrics out the but I think there crap i just want to see if people would like them so respond if you want the read my lyrics
    Zoexxxx321 Zoexxxx321 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting on a lightening strike Are you waiting for the perfect night Are you waiting till the time is right? What are...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F Sep 26

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    Aye, it's FloRivah. My homie just dropped two of the songs that will be featured in my album, "Mixin' 'n Mashin'." Below are the SoundCloud links. Be sure to follow me at @FloRivah...
    narutobuddy narutobuddy 13-15, M Sep 27

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    okay, I don't usually listen to these kinds of songs but I really like this song and I lovee the lyrics ink one time Unconditional, unconditionally I will love you unconditionally...
    kittywolfeyes kittywolfeyes 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 2

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    Raye Collin - That Was A River Lyrics I've seen that look before Here comes that doubt again You think that girl we saw Was more than just a friend Yes, there was a time I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Oct 6

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    Well it's a sad truth, living with these hungry hands. It's a shame, we don't know how much we have. We're scared of what we do not know. No matter where we wanna go. We wait for...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    DISTURBED LYRICS "The Game" Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do? Now that I have allowed you to beat me! Do you think that we could play another game? Maybe I can win this...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F Oct 8

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    ASHANTI Foolish See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin' while I'm with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on runnin' back to you See my days are cold...
    Hotspicychilli23 Hotspicychilli23 18-21, F Oct 9

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    Vancouver Jeff Buckley Lady  All the troubles are my fright, I disgust you  Feel the power you cut the truth into you  Why do you think I'd hidden out on this rely  I could...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M Sep 24

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