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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    If we all were the same.. What'd make that of the extremely crazy and abusive guys? We're not all like that.. But a lot of us are really sex(ual) minded so I guess that makes a lot...
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 41 mins ago

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    It's not about being there for me, it's about respecting me enough to tell me why you're not. So I'll just slip back into my sleep, There's a demon in my casket and I think that we...
    Wakingdemons Wakingdemons 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Yeah, I'll let you set the pace 'Cause I'm not thinking straight My head's spinning around I can't see clear no more What are you waiting for?
    ItsGracie ItsGracie 31-35, F 8 hrs ago

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    We're never done with killing time Can I kill it with you 'Til the veins run red and blue? We come around here all the time Got a lot to not do Let me kill it with you You pick...
    AlwaysRestless AlwaysRestless 16-17, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    I got 99 problems and they all ******* I wish I was Jigga Man, carefree living But I'm not Shawn or Martin Louis I'm a Cleveland n**** rolling with them Brooklyn boys You know how...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 16-17, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Story of my lifeWell, high school seemed like such a blurI didn't have much interest in sports or school electionsAnd in class I dreamed all dayOf a rock 'n' roll weekendAnd the...
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    "It's only a matter of time, I'm living like a land mine waiting to explode, I'm ticking like a time bomb ready to go, I'm a danger to myself and everybody else, I'm living like a...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm not the only one who's bleeding, Before the past is done repeating... Gets underneath my skin, it won't die. This time if I can't win, then I won't try to carry on... I'll...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    The Nights- Avicii I love these lyrics. Its haut part of the song.. One day my father—he told me, "Son, don't let it slip away." He took me in his arms, I heard him say...
    janningr janningr 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Gonna wear that dress you like, skin-tight Do my hair up real, real nice And syncopate my skin to your heart beating 'Cause I just wanna look good for you, good for you I just...
    Lightdreamer11 Lightdreamer11 18-21, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have recently fallen in love with the song Grand Piano by Nicki Minaj because it's one of her songs where she doesn't rap and she just sings with her beautiful voice. My favorite...
    DaynaAase26 DaynaAase26 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Pantera - Suicide Note, Part 1 Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale The pills that kill And take the pain away (Take the pain away) Diet of life, shelter without The face that cannot...
    Keanu1991 Keanu1991 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Under a trillion stars We danced on top of cars Took pictures of the stage So far from where we are They made me think of you They made me think of you Lights go down In the...
    Lilycoco Lilycoco 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    The stars lean down to kiss you And I lie awake and miss you Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere 'Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly But I'll miss your arms around me I'd send a...
    Apostasies Apostasies 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I need another story Something to get off my chest My life gets kinda boring Need something that I can confess 'Til all my sleeves are stained red From all the truth that I've...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 days ago

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    Say that you wanna say, and let the words fall out...honestly, I wanna see yo be brave. Show me how big your brave is.
    ItsGracie ItsGracie 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    Cause you could spend your life Looking for your own reflection Time can blur the lines Between what's real and what's projected Had I known what I lost, What I'd gained What it...
    BornInTheWrongEra72 BornInTheWrongEra72 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "If home is where the heart is then we're all just f*cked"-Fall Out Boy
    silence3412 silence3412 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Mountain high and valley low and river wind and tunnel deep, I have traveled chasing demons screaming all I find I keep. If you don't pay like you weigh alright okay that's fine...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Happily Divorced Song Lyrics: She was certain that he was her one and only but their union always seemed a little forced she got married anyway turns out that he was gay they’re...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    That rush, that drug, that dope Those pills, that crumb, that roach Thinking that I would never do that Not that drug Growing up nobody ever does Until you're stuck Looking in...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 16-17, F a week ago

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    Real Love's So Hard To Find Just When You Think You've Found It The Illusions In Your Eyes It Blinds Us All Thats Why iii Love The Moon Every Night Its There For You Its...
    mistywillow mistywillow 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 26

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    "I tried looking into her eyes to make sense of my own life, But found senseless realisations, I was reckless and she was justification; A vacation from the monotony I lived in...
    Wakingdemons Wakingdemons 18-21, F Jun 25

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    "Through sadness you have taught us to be one with the crowd, unveil the sacred order, hymns are falling down. You told the greatest stories, of love and bleeding crowns, but to...
    Brittan1998 Brittan1998 16-17, F Jun 25

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    "If I could take all this pain away, use the rage of our youth today who's to say that it's you to blame? It's the people above you the ones who swear that they love you"
    HalsteadRoundabout HalsteadRoundabout 13-15, M Jun 25

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    Cause I'm hopeful, hopeful hopeful for today. take this music and use it let it take you away... I know it ain't easy, but that's okay.
    ThatPersonMarie ThatPersonMarie 18-21, F Jun 25

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    "I think I’m losing you, but I will never regret choosing you, Because I am in love, and for now that will be enough"
    Wakingdemons Wakingdemons 18-21, F Jun 25

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    "You don't know what happened to that kid you raised/ or what happened to the father who swore he'd stay/ I didn't know because you didn't say/ so now you feel guilt yeah now you...
    HalsteadRoundabout HalsteadRoundabout 13-15, M Jun 24

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    I can only be manipulated/so many times/before even I love you/starts to sound like a lie -For the Love of a Daughter, Demi Lovato
    Scarredforeverbyfather Scarredforeverbyfather 16-17, F Jun 23

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    Tommy Shane Steiner - What If She's An Angel Lyrics There's a man standing on the corner With a sign sayin "will work for food" You know the man You see him every morning...