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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 33 People

    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Sometimes some lyrics just say it all..as if just meant for you. And the lyrics of this song is just the one for me. When I first listened to this song, it totally blew my mind n i...
    starlit11 starlit11 22-25, F Mar 26

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    I love these lyrics and the film Kati Patang for which Kishore Kumar sang this song. http://realityviews.blogspot.in/2012/07/lyrics-with-english-translation-of-song_22.html
    mona87 mona87 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    She flicks lit cigarettes, Burning holes in her clothes. Just like some ****** up version of Marilyn Monroe. Did daddy not love you? Did mommy not care enough? There's a million...
    hitthelightsnow hitthelightsnow 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    "Seems like the more you grow, the more time you spend alone. Before you know it you end up perfectly on your own." - Lights, Face Up I feel these lyrics perfectly describe how I...
    Celstie Celstie 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking When you fall everyone stands Another day and you've had your fill of sinking With the life held in your Hands are shaking cold These...
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F Apr 10

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    Automatic [echo x3] Automatic [echo x3] You're automatic and your heart's like an engine, I die with every beat. You're automatic and your voice is electric, Why do I still...
    TheresNoRealLoveInYou TheresNoRealLoveInYou 22-25, F Mar 23

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    these lyrics have changed my life: aaaaAAAWWWWW YOoooOOUUUUU CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY 😢😭
    basedgodschild basedgodschild 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    I wallow in what I conceive as, "I'm alright" but this only veils all of my self-disdain. This little digery doo, was part of an old song I wrote a long time ago. It makes me look...
    Just1an1average1metalhed Just1an1average1metalhed 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Do we embrace all the things denied? I feel so alive tonight You got me feeling sublime I want to yell it from the rooftops down Until it's over, and we're older For my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 25

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    Don't wake me up cause I'm in love with all that you are You make me see the truth in things, I think that you are The remedy for everything it seems that you are The truth itself...
    Caribbeanbeauty93 Caribbeanbeauty93 18-21, F Mar 26

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    "These words are knives and often leave scars." -Panic! At The Disco, This Is Gospel
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F Apr 11

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    Id walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes. These soles are useless without you. I'd walk through hell for you, let the torturing ensue, my soul is useless...
    ksnaps ksnaps 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Thinkin' how you would be thinkin' of feeling you close I'm dreamin' how you would be dreamin' and hoping you over I give what you give and I never back out of decisions I feel...
    banestudent21 banestudent21 13-15, M 6 hrs ago

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    I love the lyrics of these two songs, Pure Imagination and Somewhere out there, sung by Kenny Loggins and Patti Austin. I found an image that perfectly fits the songs too :) ...
    littleAnonyMOUSE littleAnonyMOUSE 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

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    FAITH... Well I guess it would b nice, if I could touch your body oh not everybodys got a body like you. But I gotta think twice bfore I give myheart away, and I know all the games...
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

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    Amnesia <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> See I smoke when I drank I'm heavy weight like a tank Burn more green than forest fires...
    A30NewBreedEnt A30NewBreedEnt 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    "cookie cutter *******" by snow tha product Yeah! Uhm Look! Pockets looking cakey like these bummy ******* make up It's room service *****, the game requested that it get waked...
    shawny97 shawny97 16-17, M Mar 29

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    Lowkey - Terrorist? [Intro] So, We must ask ourselves, What is the dictionary definition of "Terrorism"? The systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion But what is...
    TheSchemingPuppeteer TheSchemingPuppeteer 18-21, M Apr 7

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    These four men are brilliant ~TOOL~ Lateralus Lyrics Black then white are all i see in my infancy. red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me. lets me see. as below, so...
    MissWorld33 MissWorld33 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 24

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    Billy Ray Cyrus - Some Gave All Lyrics I knew a man, called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero, yes, was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don't...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Anna: Elsa? (Knocking: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock) Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on lets go and play I never see you anymore Come out the door It's like...
    eh6557 eh6557 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Craig Morgan - Every Friday Afternoon Lyrics She called me up this mornin', Said: "There's somethin' you should know. "There's a job back home in Boston, "And I think I'm...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 6

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    Sunlight comes creeping in Illuminates our skin We watch the day go by Stories of all we did It made me think of you It made me think of you Under a trillion stars We danced on...
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    Paul Overstreet - Daddy's Come Around Lyrics DADDY'S COME AROUND TO MAMA'S WAY OF THINKING NO MORE STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT DRINKING EVERYTHING'S BETTER ON THE HOME FRONT NOW...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 5

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    Buddy Jewell - Help Pour Out The Rain (Lacey's Song) Lyrics The moment was custom-made to order: I was ridin' with my daughter on our way back from Monroe. An' like children...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 7

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    HUMAN NATURE The original mix of Micheal Jackson's Human Nature. For anyone who is unaware of this often overlooked jem, it really sums up contemporary America on a deep social...
    AtomicRainDance AtomicRainDance 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    There are so many song lyrics I adore but this one by far as one of my current favorites, Love Song For A Vampire by Annie Lennox. Come into these arms again. And lay your body...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Mar 31

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    Gary Allan - Today Lyrics Today, he told he that he loved her Put a ring around her finger And promised her forever, together. Today, she smiled for all the pictures And he...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 3

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    Lee Greenwood - Hearts Are Made To Break ( They're Made To Love ) Lyrics ( Roger Murrah / Steve Dean ) CHORUS: Oh it tears me up when you go all to pieces Your cryin...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 4

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    Judds - Mama He's Crazy Lyrics Mama, I found someone Like you said would come along He's a sight, so unlike Any man I've known I was afraid to let him in 'Cause I'm not the...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 4

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    Clay Walker - Live Until I Die Lyrics Skippin´ rocks, skippin´ rope Laughin´ at all my best friends jokes Things I loved when I was a kid Muddy roads, muddy feet I didn...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 6

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      Bryan White - Someone Else's Star Lyrics Alone again tonight without someone to love The stars are shining bright So one more wish goes up Oh I wish I may And I wish...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 6

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    Terri Clark - Girls Lie Too Lyrics So she can’t go out tonight again Her sister’s sick, she’s gotta baby-sit Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse Now you didn’t...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 6

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    HANK WILLIAMS "There's A Tear In My Beer" There's a tear in my beer 'cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You are on my lonely mind. Into these last nine beers I have shed a million...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 8

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    You know I'm crushed out on you, you alone If I thought you had my number I'd stay home by the phone Day and night I sit and wait for you to call me But only time will show how far...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Joe Nichols - The Impossible Lyrics My dad chased monsters from the dark He checked underneath my bed He could lift me with one arm Way up over top his head He could loosen...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 4

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      Rascal Flatts - Bless The Broken Road Lyrics I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Julie Roberts - Break Down Here Lyrics Mile marker 203 The gas gauge leanin on the edge of E And I'll be damned if the rain ain't pourin down Theres somethin smokin underneath...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 5

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    Kenny Chesney - Don't blink Lyrics I turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Barbara Mandrell - Angel In Your Arms Lyrics Do you think I’m such a fool to believe everything you say is true That just goes to show that you really don’t know While you...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 8

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    Little Texas - What Might Have Been Lyrics Sure I think about you now and then But it's been a long long time I've got a good life now I've moved on So when you cross my mind I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Billy Ray Cyrus - Ready, Set, Don't Go Lyrics She's got to do what she's got to do And I've got to like it or not She's got dreams too big for this town And she needs to give...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 9