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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    These lyrics are sort of like a personal anthem of mine. . . Do you remember this jam and who sang it? " ... I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never...
    Moca2014 Moca2014 26-30 Aug 8

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    Clint Black - When I Said I Do Lyrics These times are troubled and these times are good And they're always gonna be, they rise and they fall We take 'em all the way that we...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 6

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    such a good song, i love the beat and the lyrics are a little true. "Tell Me I'm A Wreck" by Every Avenue I could have been easier on you I could have been all you held onto...
    shawny97 shawny97 16-17, M Aug 11

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    "I don't want this moment to ever end, Where everything's nothing without you. I'd wait here forever just to, to see you smile, 'Cause it's true, I am nothing without you. Through...
    TakenForeverByLucas TakenForeverByLucas 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Bulletproof Heart, My Chemical Romance "Gravity Don't mean too much to me I'm who I've got to be These pigs are after me, after you Run away, like it was yesterday And we could...
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F Aug 5

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    Tequila by the Champs. These lyrics I can remember!
    gr8pretender gr8pretender 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 4

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    P!ATD-"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom & Suicide Is Press Coverage" Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen. Oh we're still so young, desperate for attention. I aim to...
    anorganizedmess anorganizedmess 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    One more kiss could be the best thing But one more lie could be the worst And all these thoughts are never resting And you're not something I deserve In my head there's only you...
    usarmyrangers usarmyrangers 13-15, M Aug 13

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    I need a sign to let me know you're here All of these lines are being crossed over the atmosphere I need to know that things are gonna look up 'Cause I feel us drowning in a sea...
    DontCallMeSunshine DontCallMeSunshine 18-21, F Jul 29

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    This Is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco If you love me let me go If you love me let me go ‘Cause these words are knives and often leave scars The fear of falling apart And truth...
    coffeeflavoredkisses coffeeflavoredkisses 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 2

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    I remember we used to sit out back and drink until the morning light Always bummin' smokes and talking trash about the pleasure we had Summers come and gone And the winter needs a...
    CaptPetemoss CaptPetemoss 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    I think shy guys are so adorable. I'm shy myself and I think shy guys are the cutest things ever. It sounds weird I know but I always crush on shy guys because they're kinda...
    Shizuka000 Shizuka000 13-15, F Aug 16

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    I think pregnant women are drop dead gorgeous!!!! I always love seeing pics or someone who is pregnant and has a nice noticeable baby bump. If that is you message me. Thanks for...
    MTBlake33 MTBlake33 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 16

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    I feel and think women who are pregnant are so beautiful and radiant looking. I am now pregnant again with multiple births already. I am a Catholic wife and mom and do not...
    heatherinarizona heatherinarizona 31-35, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    wolf and I -Oh land https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4wHMORwlHY&list=RDV4wHMORwlHY In the endless sky we are the one In my dreams wolf and I Before the world you know was...
    LunarDream LunarDream 13-15, M 33 mins ago

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    I'm taking over my body, back in control, no more shotty, I bet a lot of me was lost, Ts uncrossed and Is undotted, I fought it a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I got...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F Aug 10

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    Lee Ann Womack - Mendocino County Line Lyrics Counted the stars on the 4th of July Wishing they were rockets bursting into the sky Talking about redemption and leaving things...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 31

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    Touch of Grey- The Grateful Dead Must be getting early Clocks are running late Paint-by-number morning sky Looks so phony Dawn is breaking everywhere Light a candle, curse the...
    holdhope holdhope 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    Classic Country - It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels - Kitty Wells Lyrics As I sit here tonight the jukebox playin' The tune about the wild side of life As I listen to...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 6

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    TRICK PONY LYRICS "On A Night Like This" Now when I was a young girl My dad warned me about the opposite sex He'd say, yeah, that's just what you need Some crazy boy with wild...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 2

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    Classic Country - There Stands the Glass - Webb Pierce Lyrics There stands the glass ... That will ease all my pain ... That will settle my brain ... It's my first one to day...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 6

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    This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us...
    seasalticecream seasalticecream 16-17, M Aug 9

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    Lee Ann Womack - I May Hate Myself In The Morning Lyrics Ain't it just like one of us to pick up the phone and call after a couple of drinks, And say: "How you been? I been...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 31

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    Clint Black - Desperado Lyrics Desperado Why don't you come to your senses Ben out ridin' fences, for so long now Oh, you're a hard one But I know that you got your reasons...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    She is everywhere I go Everyone I see Winter's gone and I still can't sleep Summer's on the way At least that's what they say But these clouds won't leave Walk away Barely...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F Aug 12

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    New England Dan & John Floyd Coley "Nights Are Forever" Lying in bed with...
    gibsonaxe gibsonaxe 46-50, M Aug 13

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    "Love's Recovery" During the time of which I speak It was hard to turn the other cheek To the blows of insecurity Feeding the cancer of my intellect The blood of love soon...
    KlaraVoyet KlaraVoyet 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    *"Shower"* I don't know, it's just something about ya Got me feeling like I can't be without ya Anytime someone mention your name I be feeling as if I'm around ya Ain't no words...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F Jul 27

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    Lee Ann Womack - Last Call Lyrics I recognized your number, It's burned into my brain, Felt my heart beating faster, Every time it rang. Some things never change, That's...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 31

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    Heart Restless - Bluest Eyes in Texas Lyrics That lonesome Texas sun was setting slow And in the rear view mirror, I watched it go I can still see wind in her golden hair I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    JASON MICHAEL CARROLL LYRICS "Alyssa Lies" My little girl met a new friend Just the other day On the playground at school Between the tires and the swings But she came home...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 1

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    JASON MICHAEL CARROLL LYRICS "Hurry Home" [Verse 1:] He's been sittin' by the phone since she left But it's time for work and he just can't be late So he grabs his old guitar...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 1

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    98 DEGREES LYRICS "I Do (Cherish You)" All I am, all I'll be Everything in this world All that I'll ever need Is in your eyes Shining at me When you smile I can feel All my...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 1

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    MARY MACGREGOR "Torn Between Two Lovers" There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt Before I say another word let...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 2

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    Jaron and The Long Road to Love - Pray For You Lyrics Haven’t been in church since I don’t remember when Things were going great ‘Til they fell apart again So I listened...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 2

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    blink 182 LYRICS "The Rock Show" Hanging out behind the club on the weekend Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 4

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    BUCKY COVINGTON LYRICS "A Different World" We were born to mothers who smoked and drank Our cribs were covered in lead based paint No child proof lids no seat belts in cars Rode...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 4

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