I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 34 People

    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Feb 6, 2009

    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing
    26-30, M
    May 11, 2011

    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jan 27, 2012

    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 22, 2014

    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky
    26-30, M
    Oct 28, 2014

    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW
    61-65, F
    3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm
    51-55, M
    May 4, 2012

    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky
    26-30, M
    May 5, 2014

    Related Experiences

    I have been dating outside my race since I was a young teenager. I love dating and now I am married to a black man. I absolutely love black men not only for their size but for...
    femaleslovesummer femaleslovesummer
    36-40, F
    Apr 21
    Some games are just beautiful, both in their stories and graphics.
    DreamOfAFox DreamOfAFox
    13-15, F
    Apr 20
    this is my life song right now.. Well, everybody's got a story to tell And everybody's got a wound to be healed I want to believe there's beauty here 'Cause oh, I get so tired of...
    buckley68 buckley68
    46-50, F
    Apr 19
    I'm having a baby. Just found this site & it closing. Are there any other sites where I can meet men that will find my blossoming body attractive?
    allairewithchild allairewithchild
    22-25, F
    22 Responses Apr 18
    let me love you until you learn to love yourself
    countrycowgirl111015 countrycowgirl111015
    16-17, F
    Apr 18
    Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek Where are we What the hell is going on The dust has only just begun to fall Crop circles in the carpet Sinking, feeling Spin me round again And rub my...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 18
    SMILE EMPTY SOUL LYRICS "Disease" I'll take the blame So you don't have to feel ashamed. I'll hide your pain So deep that you won't feel a thing. [chorus:] As I hold you I'm...
    GhostOfGrey GhostOfGrey
    36-40, F
    Apr 18
    Shane Alexander – Shipwrecked Lyrics When my ship gonna come and will I hold till it does? What should I believe as darkness falls on me? Can you hear me? Is someone there...
    GhostOfGrey GhostOfGrey
    36-40, F
    Apr 18
    The game that I think comes close to art is "The wolf among us" from Telltale Games. I just loved the complex story and characters, and that strange atmosphere. The graphics aren't...
    GentleReader GentleReader
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 17
    Erika - I Don't Know I am not a baby anymore I am not as innocent as before I see it in the mirror, in my room And I can feel it stronger in my soul But I don't know If it's the...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 17
    Tell me is this alright with you Having me in your life I always thought maybe I could be your wife And I wouldn't mind living in a lie Still I keep my hopes on I'm out there Out...
    staytrue123 staytrue123
    18-21, F
    Apr 16
    Landon Austin - Armor I'm not bulletproof When it comes to you Don't know what to say When you made me the enemy After the wars done There's always the next one I'm not bulletproof...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 15
    what do you guys and gals think of these
    grampsd grampsd
    70+, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    "What A Shame" Two packs of cigarettes a day The strongest whiskey Kentucky can make That's a recipe to put a vagabond On his hands and knees I watched it all up close, I knew him...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 13
    Barlow Girl - Never Alone I waited for you today But you didn't show No no no I needed you today So where did you go You told me to call Said you'd be there And though I haven't...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 12
    Elliot Yamin - Wait For You I never felt nothing In the world like this before Now I'm missing you And wishing that you Would come back through my door You could have let me know...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 11
    "Well love don't change, don't come around here, Don't wear my heart on your sleeve like a high school letter Don't strain, cuz nothing ever comes from it And the people we've...
    311trixie 311trixie
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 11
    Paramore - We Are Broken I am outside And I've been waiting for the sun With my wide eyes My mouth is dry With words I cannot verbalize Tell me why we live like this Keep me safe...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 11
    I have had mostly interracial relationships when I was younger. my last girlfriend was a Latina girl back in high school. Haven't dated in a while so if your in the central Texas...
    koolken256 koolken256
    18-21, M
    Apr 11
    I think it would be awesome to live a life where I was able to take care of a pregnant women. I don't really want kids right now, but the prospect of just being able to make sure...
    freedomfrog freedomfrog
    18-21, M
    Apr 9
    I think interracial relationships and marriages are so dumb.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 9
    I feel like these words explain my personality perfectly. I'm scared to get close, I hate being alone, I long for that feeling to not feel at all. The higher I get the lower I sync...
    musicismyworld16 musicismyworld16
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 8
    A drunken salesman Your hearing damage Your mind is restless They say you're getting better But you don't feel any better Your speakers are blowing Your ears are wrecking...
    Lucifer63 Lucifer63
    16-17, M
    Apr 8
    Don't call me a creep or anything but are there any hot young girls who like to burp and fart a lot? And also want to get pregnant because if you give me details I can knock you up...
    burpfartlover69 burpfartlover69
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 7
    'But there's a danger in loving somebody too much and it's sad when you know it's your heart you can't trust. There's a reason why people don't stay where they are. Baby, sometimes...
    UnveiledWife UnveiledWife
    26-30, F
    Apr 7
    Ryandan - Tears Of An Angel Cover my eyes Cover my ears Tell me these words are a lie It can't be true That I am losing you The sun cannot fall from the sky Can you hear heaven...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 7
    good friends are hard to find sometimes they turn their backs on you or turn out not to be who you thought they were
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 7
    #5 Sorry by Justin Bieber. 'Is it too late now to say sorry? Coz I'm missing more than just your body..' 'I know that I let you down, is it too late to say I'm sorry now?' And...
    Abi936 Abi936
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 7
    Paramore - Emergency I think we have an emergency I think we have an emergency If you thought I'd leave Then you were wrong Cause I won't stop holding on So are you listening So...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 7
    I think of her when I hear this https://youtu.be/wboyObUxq_M Across the miles It's funny to me How far you are but now Near you seem to be I could talk all night Just to hear...
    poetz13 poetz13
    36-40, F
    Apr 6
    I'm so bored With this world that spins around me Used to make me dizzy I'm so tired Of these boys that hang around me Used to drive me crazy A little mayhem never hurt anyone...
    AndrewOber76 AndrewOber76
    36-40, M
    Apr 6
    You are so beautiful, I don't need to know what you look like, I already know you are. You're you, there's no one else like you, so for that reason alone, you are beautiful ❤️
    katekatylynn katekatylynn
    18-21, F
    Apr 6
    I can't understand why anybody would want to hurt or otherwise abuse a child. Each kid is special and deserve an education. Think of it like this: the future will come. The...
    OrwellsAdvocate2 OrwellsAdvocate2
    18-21, T
    1 Response Apr 4
    Vincent by Don McLean Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills Sketch the...
    TValentine TValentine
    56-60, M
    Apr 4
    Feeling it, loving it Everything that we do And all along, I knew I had something special with you But sometimes you just gotta know that these things fall through But I'm still...
    angie314 angie314
    16-17, F
    Apr 4
    Eyes can tell so much about a person. If they are sad, surprised,happy, in love or lust.
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Apr 4
    Guns and roses- Coma. This song I can really relate to. Hey you caught me in a coma And I don't think I wanna Ever come back to this...world again Kinda like it in a coma 'Cause...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 3
    Hey are there any genuine n fun busty ladies wanna chat if that's you message me..... No friend collectors plz
    teddyboylovesboobs1 teddyboylovesboobs1
    41-45, M
    Apr 2
    I don't need a lot of things I can get by with nothing With all the blessings life can bring I've always needed something But I've got all I want When it comes to loving you You're...
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 2
    I wish I couldn't feel, I wish I couldn't love 'cause it hurts so much I'm the only one trying to keep us together when all the signs say that I should forget her I wish you weren...
    Kayla429 Kayla429
    13-15, F
    Apr 1
    There?s not a day that passes by The pain has not amassed inside It?s breaking me down to the ground It?s like I crashed and died It?s hard to leave your past behind Especially...
    2005angelwings 2005angelwings
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 1
    Maroon 5 - She Will Be loved Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 1
    Familiar Taste of Poison by Halestorm Drink the wine, my darling, you said Take your time, consume all of it But the roses were only to drain my inspiration The promises were...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    Apr 1
    they are just too wide for my chest and stick out at the side, they are just alittle too big for me. I am an f cup
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Apr 1
    I came across this song randomly and i love the lyrics, songs kinda cheesy tho. <3 I know I make mistakes and I can let you down don't always find the words to say for all this...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 1
    Red Jumpsuit - Cat and Mouse Softly we tremble to night Picture perfect fading smiles Are all that's left in sight I said I'd never leave You'll never change I'm not satisfied...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 1
    Good friends are very rare . I don't think I ever had a really good friend . I hardly ever had a single friend .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 31
More Stories