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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    The lyrics to the song, "Bring Me to Life" describes exactly what I go through and what I need... http://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM
    StrandedandAlonr StrandedandAlonr 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 5

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    I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love .. ( I do NOT know that.) I'm leaning on the everlasting arms...
    PixiePat PixiePat 36-40 3 Responses Jan 4

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    This is my escape I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back cause I know I can go where no one's ever gone and I'm not looking back But how will I know when I get...
    BuzzFanatic BuzzFanatic 18-21, F Jan 5

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    Those three words Are said too much They're not enough ~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~
    Sestra Sestra 13-15, F Jan 1

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    Do you have the time To listen to me whine About nothing and everything All at once I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Sometimes I give...
    DrNick1920 DrNick1920 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 4

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    We found Wonderland You and I got lost in it And we pretended it could last forever
    ringo51 ringo51 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    I'm just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Jan 3

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    "You take my world and turn it up, turn it up. The way you move you burn it up, burn it up. You set it on fire." -Set it on Fire by My Darkest Days
    lovedownunder lovedownunder 16-17, F Jan 4

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    it's everything you wanted, it's everything you don't. it's one door swinging open and one door swinging close. some prayers find an answer, some never know. We're holding on and...
    RivvieRiv RivvieRiv 13-15, F Jan 4

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    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life -The Fray- -how to save a life...
    RivvieRiv RivvieRiv 13-15, F Jan 4

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    "If she was a drink She'd be a single-barrelled Bourbon on ice Smooth with a kick A chill and a burn all At the same time" - Perfect Storm by Brad Paisley
    sumerlin sumerlin 18-21, F Jan 5

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    '' because I am stupid '' really just every word describes me!! I some times wonder how so accurate!! :')
    SkullHong SkullHong 13-15 Jan 5

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    Now this is how it is to wake up with your pockets tapped out, you’re *** out It’s nowhere to turn, you get burned You wanna see the sun but all you get is rainy weather...
    hoyee hoyee 18-21, M Jan 5

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    Who will save me now? Dive in when I'm down, Save me from myself? Don't let me drown, Who will make me fight? Drag me out alive, Save me from myself? Don't let me drown. What...
    uramothafucka uramothafucka 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    hey there my little dog would you like to go outside with me? twiddle dee dee.. you're sitting there looking at me, come sit by me.. have I told you lately that you're my...
    hovy hovy 26-30, F Jan 5

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    My love for you was bulletproof, but you're the one who shot me •Pierce The Veil•
    mcrxforever mcrxforever 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    NEWSONG LYRICS "Christmas Shoes" It was almost Christmas time And there I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two Not really in the Christmas mood And standin...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 25, 2014

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    Our Last Night-dark storms Do you sink into your bed at night (Anchored down with guilt) Do you toss and turn from all the bridges you’ve burned Or are you proud of all, the...
    rottenroses rottenroses 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    tfw lyrics are so relatable it's scary so these are in say something by a great big world feat Christina aguilera And I will swallow my pride your the one that I love and I'm...
    sydneyb342 sydneyb342 13-15, F Dec 29, 2014

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    Older songs are gold. All out of love by Air Supply I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too, but what else can we do...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    "...Dame un besito mira que me estoy poniendo viejo ya paso un minuto y no te tengo y me esta matando el desespero Dame un besito mira que sonrio si te encuentro y me estoy...
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred 18-21, F Jan 9

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    Morticians daughter: I open my lungs dear I sing this song at funerals, no rush these lyrics heard a thousand times , just plush ah baby boy you held so tightly these pained...
    Mikkitheemo Mikkitheemo 13-15, F 2 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    Screaming Bloody Murder by Sum 41: I'm not quite myself these days Guess we all come undone time to time in different ways Well, I have myself to blame. Guess I don't understand, I...
    Roflcash4 Roflcash4 16-17, M Jan 3

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    I was having a sweet fix of a daydream of a boy Whose reality I knew, was a hopeless to be had But then the dove of hope began its downward slope And I believed for a moment that...
    xxangellynnxx xxangellynnxx 16-17, F Jan 1

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    Just Tonight By The Pretty Reckless Here we are and I can't think from all the pills, hey Start the car and take me home Here we are and you're too drunk to hear a word I say...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    Is there anybody in there?... Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? Come on now, I hear your feeling down. Well, I can ease your pain and get you on your feet agin...
    XxLittleBrotherxX XxLittleBrotherxX 18-21, M 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I don’t like the way he’s looking at you I’m starting to think you want him too Am I crazy, have I lost ya? Even though I know you love me, can’t help it I turn my chin...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    My Medicine By The Pretty Reckless Somebody mixed my medicine Somebody mixed my medicine You hurt where you sleep And you sleep where you lie Now you're in deep and now you're...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I could wait a thousand hours, stay the same in sun and showers, pick apart a hundred flowers just to be quiet. Tell me when you feel ready. I'm the one there is not to many, hold...
    michellesydney michellesydney 18-21, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    "But after all that youve been through Theres nothing left of you Everything within without, left you.. Left youu ohhh No one can touch you now, youve hidden away your heart No...
    TheLeftBehind TheLeftBehind 16-17, M 13 hrs ago

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    [Vinz:] I see your tears in the night, lay it all on me You built a wall inside, just let it fall from me I feel your pain and lonely Don't be afraid to show me Let it rain upon me...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    Goin' Down By The Pretty Reckless Hey there, Father I don't wanna bother you But I've got a sin to confess I'm just 16 if you know what I mean Do you mind if I take off my dress...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    THOMPSON SQUARE LYRICS "Everything I Shouldn't Be Thinking About" My motorcycle needs an oil change Fence needs mending, house needs paint I got a million things that need to be...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 5

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    He is jealous for me, Loves like a hurricane, I am a tree, Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy. When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 3