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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Great White - "Save your love" Orleans - "Still the one" Sting - "Fortress around your heart" The Human League - "Don't you want me baby"
    AnnMcNeil AnnMcNeil 18-21, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    My friends know who these lyrics are for :)) I'm not quite sure what's goin' on But all day through and all night long I've been thinkin' about you I've been thinkin' about you...
    SummerLove16 SummerLove16 16-17, F Jul 1

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    Middle fingers up, if you don't give a ****! I'm sick to death of swallowing, every single thing I'm fed. Middle fingers up, if you don't give a ****! You think you're changing...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    "City of New Orleans" --- Arlo Guthrie One of the best songs ever of nostalgic Americana. The lyrics are so picturesque no video could ever this song justice. Some years ago on...
    midnighttrain61 midnighttrain61 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Josh Groban... You are loved is an awesome song to listen to. Lyrics are very powerful and deep. His vocal skills are outstanding. Very positive to bring you up when your upset. I...
    Beanbella Beanbella 31-35, F Jul 18

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    Breathe Out By Faye Waking you telling you everything that i'm dreaming I seem to be stuck Never seem to know what i believe in Brother always told me, stay out of trouble Now i'm...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F Jul 23

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    http://youtu.be/UrptX9b51LM This is such of beautiful song called " Wildflower" . It has a calm relaxing melody and amazing vocals. The lyrics are so beautiful as well . It's like...
    alicep67904 alicep67904 13-15, F Jul 2

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    I love this song. The lyrics are simple and really beautiful and uplifting.
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 Jul 3

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    You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down I never knew these lyrics were dirty until I got older lol
    iamj iamj 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I need a sign to let me know you're here All of these lines are being crossed over the atmosphere I need to know that things are gonna look up 'Cause I feel us drowning in a sea...
    DontCallMeSunshine DontCallMeSunshine 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I think interracial relationships are awesome it's not about the skin color or the race . It's about how they make u feel. An when I'm walking with a women of a different race an...
    jsmith247 jsmith247 26-30, M Jul 1

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    Good friends are hard to find, I met my best friend shortly after I turned 11 and we've been tight ever sense. Now said friend has had A LOT of girlfriends over the years and there...
    misspaperwait misspaperwait 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 10

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    i do think younger girls are cute and sweet ....
    yesiamrich yesiamrich 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 6

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    think Some People Are So Fake On Ep
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M a week ago

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    Think My Emotions Are Like a Rollercoaster Sometimes
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Lee Ann Womack - Mendocino County Line Lyrics Counted the stars on the 4th of July Wishing they were rockets bursting into the sky Talking about redemption and leaving things...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    Lee Ann Womack - I May Hate Myself In The Morning Lyrics Ain't it just like one of us to pick up the phone and call after a couple of drinks, And say: "How you been? I been...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    Heart Restless - Bluest Eyes in Texas Lyrics That lonesome Texas sun was setting slow And in the rear view mirror, I watched it go I can still see wind in her golden hair I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Lee Ann Womack - Last Call Lyrics I recognized your number, It's burned into my brain, Felt my heart beating faster, Every time it rang. Some things never change, That's...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    LINDA SCOTT "I've Told Every Little Star" Da-dum, da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-dum, da-dum Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-dum, Da-dum Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Why haven't I told you Oh...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    Lee Ann Womack - The Fool Lyrics You don't know me but I know who you are Mind if I sit down Do I look familiar if I don't well I should I'm sure you've seen me around I know...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    Far past the city walls, high above the courts and laws. They're building a machine, the likes of which we've never seen. Designed to break our will, track us and keep us still. In...
    LilNeko LilNeko 13-15, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    this is the beginning of the end welcome to the war against yourself I can hear you speak to me but you're eyes are still empty you've already lost can you hear my voice, can you...
    Kirerhor Kirerhor 18-21 8 hrs ago

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    Do you have the time To listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it! Sometimes I...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 17 hrs ago

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    Tracy Lawrence - If the Good Die Young Lyrics It was Sunday morning, I was seven years old In the backyard playing in a big mudhole I was all decked out, ready for church Had...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    Spiderwebs" You think that we connect That the chemistry's correct Your words walk right through my ears Presuming I like what I hear And now I'm stuck in the The web you're...
    SouthernBelle254 SouthernBelle254 31-35, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Tracy Lawrence - Texas Tornado Lyrics You called me up from Amarillo, Said you were comin' to town, I thought I'd like to tell you hello, And drive an old friend around, I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Tracy Lawrence - Paint Me a Birmingham Lyrics He was sittin' there, his brush in hand Paintin' waves as they danced, upon the sand With every stroke, he brought to life The...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Billy Joe Royal - Down In The Boondocks Lyrics Down in the boondocks, down in the boondocks People put me down 'cause that's the side of town I was born in I love her, she loves...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    Billy Joe Royal - I Knew You When Lyrics Yeah, yeah, yeah I knew you when you were lonely I knew you when you were only A girl all alone without love I knew you when I knew...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 7 hrs ago

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    BILLY JOE ROYAL – TILL I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE LYRICS Let's not fight it anymore Unpack your bags and close the door Girl, I'll never leave you Though you lied right from the...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    "Worth The Wait" Jordan Sparks Ooh I feel what I've been feeling for you Means I am falling for you Something's opened up inside of me And I dream In shades that only can be The...
    Alwayswantingmore78 Alwayswantingmore78 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    "Time" Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or...
    popuptarget popuptarget 46-50, M 9 hrs ago

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    *"Awake"* With every appearance by you, blinding my eyes, I can hardly remember the last time I felt like I do. You're an angel disguised. And you're lying real still, But your...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    I'd sell my just to see your face and I'd break my bones just to see your face in these times I need a saving grace but time is running out and im starting to loose my faith but if...
    hellhound44 hellhound44 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    Car Radio- Twenty One Pilots I ponder of something great My lungs will fill and then deflate They fill with fire Exhale desire I know it's dire My time today I have these thoughts...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    Keith Anderson - Every Time I Hear Your Name Lyrics Finally got over that song of ours; stopped chasin' little red sports cars, To check the license plates and I quit drivin...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 18

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