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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    This is my favorite song ever. Enchanted There I was again tonight Forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired lonely place Walls of insincerity, Shifting eyes and...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Nov 28

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    "Something out of Shakespeare, a tragedy that stuck to me. 'Once Upon a Time' fit the setting just fine, in a land not so far away. But when happy endings stall, and red velvet...
    Franse Franse 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 30

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    More like this speech That until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned: That until there are no...
    MTBlake33 MTBlake33 22-25, M Dec 11

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    Half of my heart's got a grip on the situation. Half of my heart takes time. Half of my heart's got a right mind to tell you that I can't keep loving you. Half of My Heart - John...
    PieceOfSummer PieceOfSummer 22-25, F Nov 28

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    Canon blue honeysuckles and Lana Del Rey blue jeans
    lexinwonderland lexinwonderland 13-15, F Nov 29

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    Dark Storms by Our Last Night
    BabyOfLeft BabyOfLeft 13-15, F Nov 29

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    I don't wanna fall to peices I just wanna sit and stare at you I don't wanna talk about it and i don't want a conversation. I just wanna cry in front of you. I don't wanna talk...
    angiehermit angiehermit 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    The first time I felt this was with Say Something. Could have been called That's My Life. lol I actually cried but then it happened to be at a time when my eyes were just opening...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F Dec 12

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    "I Will Not Bow" Fall Now the dark begins to rise Save your breath, it's far from over Leave the lost and dead behind Now's your chance to run for cover I don't want to change...
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F Dec 13

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    *shrug
    dubkebab dubkebab 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "So you can smell her perfume; you can see her lying naked in your arms."
    misskittydanger misskittydanger 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I'm just a kid who's lost in a nightmare I'm just a kid, I know that it's not fair, and nobody cares, cause I'm alone in the world
    nickwrocks1 nickwrocks1 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blessthefall/blackrosedying.html This lyrics are amazing! I love this song so much
    MusicJunkie6794 MusicJunkie6794 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 12

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    I've tried it all twice or more Told the lies and hit the floor Broken down, what is real? Hoping, doubt try to kill Each other in the war that's in My head I hurt from all my sins...
    NONtoxic NONtoxic 18-21, M Dec 2

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    "I love the way that your heart breaks With every injustice and deadly fate Praying it all will be new And living like it all depends on you..... ...I love that you're never...
    Daenerys7 Daenerys7 41-45, F Nov 25

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    Counted all my mistakes and there's only one Standing up on a list of things I've done All the rest of my crimes don't come close To the look on your face when I let you go. If...
    xXxbluejeanbabyxXx xXxbluejeanbabyxXx 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    "And at the end of the day, girl you the only one i trust You the only one i love, you the only one i need You my ecstasy, my alcohol, most importantly weed What's most important...
    nadia50 nadia50 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "Hope when you take that jump You don't fear the fall Hope when the water rises You build a wall Hope when the crowd screams out They're screaming your name Hope if...
    aloserlikeme aloserlikeme 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I know you’ve got someone at home, you can text me when she leave you know I live alone, you can call whenever you want. Maybe we can do some thangs… I just took my shirt...
    Selah91 Selah91 41-45, F 1 day ago

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    So you think you've got it all worked out Ya got your hot pants on ya got your arse right out you think that you are something new and special well me and my drab dress we don't...
    XMissunderstoodx XMissunderstoodx 22-25, F Nov 24

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    I got a heart, and I got a soul Believe me I will use them both. We made a start, being a false one I know Baby I don't want to feel alone So kiss me when I lay down my hands...
    jeidy jeidy 16-17, F Dec 11

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    When these services are chosen, then the businessperson can be rest assured that his/her IT business is in safe hands. The best part is that this method is economic and it is an...
    Diablo3zss Diablo3zss 22-25, M Nov 23

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    I feel like people joke about it because it's an uncomfortable subject, and they don't know how else to handle it. That is ABSOLUTELY NO excuse, just a reason that someone might...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    So honey now Take me into your loving arms Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars Place your head on my beating heart I'm thinking out loud That maybe we found love right...
    officialwanderer officialwanderer 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    Baby's black balloon makes her fly I almost fell into that hole in your life And you're not thinking 'bout tomorrow Cuz you were the same as me But on your knees A thousand other...
    Angelofthesilencess Angelofthesilencess 31-35, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Skyway Avenue- We the Kings She said lets change our luck This night is all we got Drive fast until We crash this dead-end life Sweet dreams that won't come true I'd leave it all...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 45 mins ago

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    You're so cold, but you feel alive Show me how defenseless you really are satisfied and empty inside (snippet of "So Cold"-Breaking Benjamin)
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F 11 hrs ago

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    Buddy Jewell - Sweet Southern Comfort Lyrics Misty sunrise in my hometown, Rows of cotton bout knee high, Mrs. Baker down the dirt road, Still got clothes out on the line...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Buddy Jewell - Help Pour Out The Rain (Lacey's Song) Lyrics The moment was custom-made to order: I was ridin' with my daughter on our way back from Monroe. An' like children...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    NICKELBACK LYRICS "How You Remind Me" Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Dec 13

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    HUNTER HAYES LYRICS "I Want Crazy" Mmmmm... I'm booking myself a one-way flight I gotta see the color in your eyes Yeah tellin' myself I'm gonna be alright Without you baby is...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    COLBIE CAILLAT LYRICS "Fallin' For You" I don't know but I think I maybe Fallin' for you dropping so quickly Maybe I should keep this to myself Waiting 'til I know you better...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 4

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    "These Dreams" Heart Spare a little candle Save some light for me figures up ahead Moving in the trees White skin in linen Perfume on my wrist And the full moon that hangs over...
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    Martina McBride - Wild Angels Lyrics Bewteen the perfect world and the bottom line Keeping love alive in these troubled times It's a mircle in itself And we know too well what...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Dec 4