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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    "A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen." Edward Debono
    cicisays13 cicisays13 26-30, F Oct 1

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    I can't find these lyrics anywhere so I had to write them myself ...and I can't decipher lyrics of any song for my life. Here goes:Painting in lies,Changing the colour of your...
    wanderquietly wanderquietly 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    'I cant hate the ones who made me..' - You Me at Six, Bite My Young. I read these lyrics as, how can i hate/blame/be angry at the people who have been mean to me, bullied me etc...
    dancingSpider dancingSpider 13-15, F Oct 4

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    And unlike the times before. From yesterday comes tomorrow. When life comes alive the past moves aside. No regrets and no remorse. If you haven't heard this song. Please listen...
    AngelMom062013 AngelMom062013 18-21, F Oct 10

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    I'm not sure whose to fault but young women growing up not loving who they are! They only love what everyone else seems to think is popular or attractive! Young girls are growing...
    Authentic921 Authentic921 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    i really do think girls clothes are better than boys as from a male point of view i just look at ladies skirts, dresses, coats, etc and think to myself i want to be wearing them as...
    GirlyAndrea1987 GirlyAndrea1987 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 3

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    LIKE A STORM LYRICS "Love The Way You Hate Me" Take another shot at me I love the way you HATE ME I don't care if I'm not good enough for you I don't care if I don't live the...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F a week ago

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    Zac Brown Band - Colder Weather Lyrics She'd trade Colorado if he'd take her with him, Closes the door before the winter lets the cold in, And wonders if her love is strong...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Hi guys I really want to get my lyrics out the but I think there crap i just want to see if people would like them so respond if you want the read my lyrics
    Zoexxxx321 Zoexxxx321 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Why are you striving these days Why are you trying to earn grace Why are you crying Let me lift up your face Just don't turn away Why are you looking for love Why are you still...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F Sep 20

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    What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting on a lightening strike Are you waiting for the perfect night Are you waiting till the time is right? What are...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F Sep 26

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    Aye, it's FloRivah. My homie just dropped two of the songs that will be featured in my album, "Mixin' 'n Mashin'." Below are the SoundCloud links. Be sure to follow me at @FloRivah...
    narutobuddy narutobuddy 13-15, M Sep 27

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    okay, I don't usually listen to these kinds of songs but I really like this song and I lovee the lyrics ink one time Unconditional, unconditionally I will love you unconditionally...
    kittywolfeyes kittywolfeyes 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 2

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    Raye Collin - That Was A River Lyrics I've seen that look before Here comes that doubt again You think that girl we saw Was more than just a friend Yes, there was a time I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Oct 6

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    Well it's a sad truth, living with these hungry hands. It's a shame, we don't know how much we have. We're scared of what we do not know. No matter where we wanna go. We wait for...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    DISTURBED LYRICS "The Game" Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do? Now that I have allowed you to beat me! Do you think that we could play another game? Maybe I can win this...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F Oct 8

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    ASHANTI Foolish See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin' while I'm with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on runnin' back to you See my days are cold...
    Hotspicychilli23 Hotspicychilli23 18-21, F Oct 9

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    He wasn't man enough for me - Toni Braxton Darkchild, oh yeah Toni Braxton, oh Ha-ha, uh-huh Yeah, uh, uh Darkchild yeah Listen girl Who do you think I am? Don't you know that...
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Sep 20

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    Jack Ingram - Wherever You Are Lyrics This desert wind is burnin’ my face again God I’m missin’ you Been runnin’ blind under a broken sky With regrets I was sorting...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 26

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    Relax, I ain't going back to that now All I'm trying to say is get back, click-clack, blow Cause I ain't playing around It's a game called circle and I don't know how, I'm way too...
    piecestothepuzzles piecestothepuzzles 13-15, F Sep 28

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    I'll be Alright Without You Journey I've been thinking 'bout the times you walked out on me There were moments I'd believe, you were there Do I miss you, or am I lying to myself...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M Oct 1

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    kid cudi -Ghost Gotta get it through my big head, I was so close to being dead, Yeah, life live it, and nobody self-trips, man i'm just walking without being led, see the world is...
    LunarDream LunarDream 13-15, M Oct 6

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    Dear friend, lover, ex, or whatever. I'm writing you to let you know I hope it gets better. I know that things are hard The stress is so much and when you reach out all they are...
    nothingwillhappen nothingwillhappen 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    We walked the loneliest mile We smiled without any style We kiss altogether wrong No intention We lied about each others dreams We lived without each other thinkin' What...
    AgingGracefully AgingGracefully 51-55, M Sep 20

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    Take Me or Leave Me (Coming Out Song), by Bria and Chrissy These are literally perfect for my 'situation'..I can relate to every single word. This song is just f*cking beautiful...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 21

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    "I'd Rather Go Blind" Beyonce Something told me it was over (yeah) when I saw you and her talkin. Somethin deep down in my soul said cry girl (cry girl) When I saw you and that...
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Sep 23

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    Vancouver Jeff Buckley Lady  All the troubles are my fright, I disgust you  Feel the power you cut the truth into you  Why do you think I'd hidden out on this rely  I could...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M Sep 24

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    Poet Bastille Obsession it takes control, Obsession it eats me whole. I can't say the words out loud, So in a rhyme I wrote you down. Now you'll live through the ages, I can feel...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    Jack Ingram - Maybe She'll Get Lonely Lyrics She slammed the screen door Kicked up the dust pullin’ out of here Probably headed for Baton Rouge Her taillights just...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 26

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    Jack Ingram - Lips of an Angel Lyrics Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    We all thought about it once or twice Its funny I never thought that Id be homeless I used to walk by them, now Im living on the corners Stretching for a touch of a hand, a...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Sep 28

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    I would love to experience this, just one more time before I get too old. These are beautiful and evocative words, that remind me so much of when I was younger. When your bodies...
    AlmostAristotle AlmostAristotle 61-65, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    Pink Rabbits The National I couldn't find quiet I went out in the rain I was just soakin' my head to unrattle my brain Somebody said you disappeared in a crowd I didn't...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M Sep 29

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    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/sensesfail/holymountain.html "Time only moves when I have your hand In mine In mine The sky burns brighter when I look into your eyes Your eyes" I...
    HisDaysAreNumbered HisDaysAreNumbered 18-21, M Sep 30

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    Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don't know why. If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love's insanity...
    jpbratty jpbratty 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    "Somewhere along the line you must have missed the point, this is not about you. You twist the words of The Gospel to glorify yourself, but this is not about you! Take the...
    Justjonathan Justjonathan 16-17, M 4 days ago

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