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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Look at the stars-it won't fix the economy.It won't stop wars.It won't give you flat abs,or better sex or even help u figure out your relationship and what you want to do with your...
    Amirmohammad Amirmohammad 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." William Shakespeare
    cicisays13 cicisays13 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    In life. Don't sweat the small stuff. And remember. EVERYTHING IS SMALL STUFF!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    "The heart has reasons that reason cannot know." Blaise Pascal
    Nuovinzi Nuovinzi 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Rose Love Luiseva dashuria
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    "Home" --- Daughtry One of those songs the first time I hear it, it becomes an all time favorite. I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard this song...
    midnighttrain61 midnighttrain61 51-55, M a week ago

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    Patience by Guns 'n Roses. I love these lyrics a lot, 😍❤🎶
    lilikhaoula lilikhaoula 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    These lyrics have never spoken louder to me than tonight. I hate you for making me feel this way right now of all time, but thank you for allowing me to connect to this song more...
    Soltanto Soltanto 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Overjoyed Bastille Oh I feel overjoyed When you listen to my words I see them sinking in Oh I see them crawling underneath your skin Words are all we have We'll be talking We'll...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M Sep 11

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    The only difference between standing armies and terrorist militia/insurgent groups, is they are authorized to murder by their governments. Soldiers are nothing but mercenaries...
    rumboltz7 rumboltz7 31-35, M Sep 4

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    Wash away the thoughts inside. That keep my mind away from you. No more love and no more pride. And thoughts are all I have to do. Oooooooooooooooooh, remember when it rained. I...
    TheFrozenOne TheFrozenOne 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Billy Ray Cyrus - Some Gave All Lyrics I knew a man, called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero, yes, was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 11

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    JESSIE WARE “SAY YOU LOVE ME” LYRICS: Say you love me to my face I need it more than your embrace Just say you want me, that’s all it takes Heart’s getting torn from your...
    1sight 1sight 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    I love the Green Day version of this song. However, I enjoy listening to well done covers of great songs. I really like the sweet, pure, and clean way that...
    MRH1978 MRH1978 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    Alan Jackson - Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning) Lyrics Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day Out in the yard with your wife and...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 11

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    Lenny Kravitz & Cree Summer Mean Sleep What can we scrape together With just the flesh as evidence Handfuls of hate and the bittersweet ambivalence 'Cause I am pushing cobwebs...
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Sep 13

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    Steve Holy - Brand New Girlfriend Lyrics [verse: 1] She said, "I need some time to find myself, I need a little space to think. Maybe we should start seeing other people. Baby...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    BRETT ELDREDGE Raymond Lyrics I work down at Ashberry Hills Minimum wage, but it pays the bills Cleaning floors and leading hymns on Sunday Katherine Davis, room 303 Sweetest...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 3

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    Why are you striving these days Why are you trying to earn grace Why are you crying Let me lift up your face Just don't turn away Why are you looking for love Why are you still...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F 10 hrs ago

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    "Age of ignorance"- out last night I can not get over this song, I love everything about it the lyrics, the sound, it's so awesome plus this song speaks the truth, you should...
    rottenroses rottenroses 16-17, F Aug 27

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    Ella Henderson--- "Ghost" I keep going to the river to pray 'Cause I need something that can wash all the pain And at most I'm sleeping all these demons away But your ghost, the...
    TaurasiWade TaurasiWade 18-21, F Sep 3

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    "It's Not Right For You"My head, my head is full of things that I should've doneMy heart, my heart is heavy, and it sinks like a stoneShe said, "Is this the life you've been...
    Monoka14 Monoka14 18-21, F Sep 7

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    Little Big Town - Your Side Of The Bed Lyrics Verse 1 (Karen): On your side of the bed, there's a picture of our wedding day A clock that don't work and the bible that your...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You" Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you 'Cause falling in love just makes me blue, Well the music plays and you display your...
    dayvee65 dayvee65 46-50, M a week ago

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    "You won't be missed" - Like Moths To Flames. Don't speak my name like it belongs in your mouth When everything's the same I just want something else What makes you better than me...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    "The Space Between" You cannot quit me so quickly There's no hope in you for me No corner you could squeeze me But I got all the time for you, love The Space Between The...
    ConfusedAgainAlways ConfusedAgainAlways 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    He wasn't man enough for me - Toni Braxton Darkchild, oh yeah Toni Braxton, oh Ha-ha, uh-huh Yeah, uh, uh Darkchild yeah Listen girl Who do you think I am? Don't you know that...
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 19 hrs ago

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    Kenny Chesney - Don't Happen Twice Lyrics I haven't seen you in forever Oh you haven't changed a bit You didn't think that I would remember How could I forget We sang Bobby...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    Until the day I die - Story of the year [Intro] Until the day I die I'll spill my heart for you, for you Until the day I die I'll spill my heart for you [Verse 1] As years go...
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Our names won't be remembered If we die like trampled flowers I refuse to be forgotten Written off as less than worthless Scream and cry But none will hear you Plead and beg But...
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 25

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    Today, you don't want to get out of bed. There are so many thoughts in your head. Like you'd be better off dead, better off dead But let me tell you, There's a whole world...
    NobodyCaresOkai NobodyCaresOkai 13-15, F Aug 25

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    Hunter Hayes - Somebody's Heartbreak Lyrics I'd love to know just what you're thinkin' Every little river, runnin' through your mind You give and you take You come and you go...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Aug 29

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    Diamond Rio - I Believe Lyrics Every now and then Soft as breath upon my skin I feel you, come back again And it's like, you haven't been Gone a moment from my side Like...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 11

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    Ty Herndon - What Mattered Most Lyrics I thought I knew the girl so well If she was sad I couldn't tell I missed the point, I missed the signs So if she's gone the fault is...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 12

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    BLACK VEIL BRIDES LYRICS "In The End" In the end As you fade into the night (oh whoa oh oh) Who will tell the story of your life? In the end As my soul's laid to rest What is...
    AudreyLovesIsabella AudreyLovesIsabella 16-17, F a week ago

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    DAN HILL LYRICS "Sometimes When We Touch" You ask me if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you On...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    We walked the loneliest mile We smiled without any style We kiss altogether wrong No intention We lied about each others dreams We lived without each other thinkin' What...
    AgingGracefully AgingGracefully 51-55, M 18 hrs ago