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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28

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    "You probably think im gonna rip your heart to pieces, get ya in the sheets and hit ya up and leave ya" -boys like you by 360 Why do all girls think all guys want is sex? I mean a...
    CooperJames01 CooperJames01 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 3

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    When I was younger I saw my daddy cry And curse at the wind. He broke his own heart and I watched As he tried to reassemble it. And my momma swore That she would never let herself...
    Becky18 Becky18 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    They say it's what you make I say it's up to fate It's woven in my soul I need to let you go Your eyes, they shine so bright I wanna save that light I can't escape this now Unless...
    Becky18 Becky18 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    "...And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
    Texman2014 Texman2014 51-55, M Nov 1

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    im sorry if I say I need you but I dont care Im not scared of love cause when im mot witb you im WEAKER is that so wrong is it so wrong that you make me STRONG.? - One Direction.
    livewhilewereeyoung livewhilewereeyoung 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    For sure more than I care to admit! Three Days Grace "I am machine" Here's to being human All the pain and suffering There's beauty in the bleeding At least you feel something I...
    PsychoBitch69 PsychoBitch69 31-35, F Nov 15

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    Someday you're gonna see the things that I see you're gonna want the air that I breathe you're gonna WISH you never left me </3 "Clouds by One Direction "
    livewhilewereeyoung livewhilewereeyoung 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Day after day, love turns grey Like the skin of a dying man. Night after night, we pretend its all right But I have grown older and You have grown colder and Nothing is very much...
    ChefBri3030 ChefBri3030 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    Kellie Pickler - Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind Lyrics I need to go shopping These shoes are all wrong Just looked in my closet Not a thing to put on I wonder how these...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Oct 29

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    Starving your friends: Thanks a lot. I've been disadvantaged from the start He constricted the veins heading straight to my head, Rerouted the blood to my heart instead (x2) I am...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 12

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    White lilies/white lies by Angel Haze Full lyrics; http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/angelhaze/whitelilieswhitelies.html And yours keep dropping to the floor Whatever you moved on...
    Nighttimetalks Nighttimetalks 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    Nick Lachey - What's Left Of Me I've been dying inside, Little by little, No where to go, But going out of my mind In endless circles, Running from my self until, You gave me a...
    CorruptedAngel CorruptedAngel 22-25, F Nov 3

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    I've been waiting for something for so long To show me the answers that I want A reason to believe in that's so strong But I don't think that it exists I've been waiting for...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F Oct 30

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    "Christmas Shoes" Bob Carlisle ~~ It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in...
    pickapebble pickapebble 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 10

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    [Nothing Left to Say] - Imagine Dragons [Verse 1] Who knows how long I've been awake now? The shadows on my wall don’t sleep They keep calling me, beckoning Who knows what’s...
    SwanNual SwanNual 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 14

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    When these services are chosen, then the businessperson can be rest assured that his/her IT business is in safe hands. The best part is that this method is economic and it is an...
    Diablo3zss Diablo3zss 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    I think guy men are amazing , there looks and the way they take care of themselves , and are so honest , the young guys so attractive , and the older guys to hot , but fun and...
    fromthem2mefromme2you fromthem2mefromme2you 31-35, M Nov 6

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    I think most men are stupid full stop! And I blame their mothers for that..!
    Roz2014 Roz2014 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 11

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    I think they all are. The stupidest things I've ever heard came out of a man's mouth.
    melhgriff melhgriff 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 11

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    Any girls or teengirls think y boobs are to big
    lesbian2015 lesbian2015 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    Any girls or teen girls think yr boobs are big
    pushupbra2015 pushupbra2015 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Kellie Pickler - I Wonder Lyrics Sometimes I think about you. Wonder if you're out there somewhere thinkin' about me. And would you even recognize, The woman that your little...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    Clay Walker - Live Until I Die Lyrics Skippin´ rocks, skippin´ rope Laughin´ at all my best friends jokes Things I loved when I was a kid Muddy roads, muddy feet I didn´t...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I love this song. Makes me think of my childhood, and how easy life seemed to be back then. People had respect for others, people tried to see the good in others, people had...
    zanyzoey zanyzoey 36-40, F Nov 2

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    Joe Nichols - The Impossible Lyrics My dad chased monsters from the dark He checked underneath my bed He could lift me with one arm Way up over top his head He could loosen...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 27

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    Nights are Forever Lying bed with the radio on Moonlight falls like rain Soft summer nights spent thinking of you When will I see you again Soft and low the music moans I can't...
    itsmrsockmonkey itsmrsockmonkey 70+, M Oct 28

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    Crowds push and shove down the street In a bus fume haze Building for a new day What'll become of you and me, our love? I wanna shout from the roof No these things they just don't...
    Meyrinfields Meyrinfields 16-17, F Nov 2

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    LONESTAR LYRICS "Not A Day Goes By" Got a picture of you I carry in my heart Close my eyes to see it when the world gets dark Got a memory of you I carry in my soul I wrap it...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    Clay Walker - Fall Lyrics Oh, look, there you go again Puttin' on that smile again Even though I know you've had a bad day Doin' this and doin' that Always puttin' yourself...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    "Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)" lyrics Don McLean "Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)" Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    "Mad Season" I feel stupid, but I know it won't last for long And I've been guessin', and I coulda been guessin' wrong You don't know me now, I kinda thought that you should...
    Organicallygrownlove Organicallygrownlove 36-40 2 Responses Nov 1

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    Nicole Nordeman – You Are My All In All Lyrics You are my strength when I am weak You are the treasure that I seek You are my all in all Seeking You as a precious jewel...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Nov 3

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    Clay Walker - Then What Lyrics Well I got a good friend who's got a good life He's got two pretty children and a real nice wife But he never seems quite satisfied I said I know...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    Because I'm in the mood for love-making Al Wilson – Show And Tell http://youtu.be/9QovTXcGFbY These are the eyes That never knew how to smile till you came into my life (do-do...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 2 days ago