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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Look at the stars-it won't fix the economy.It won't stop wars.It won't give you flat abs,or better sex or even help u figure out your relationship and what you want to do with your...
    Amirmohammad Amirmohammad 13-15, M 6 hrs ago

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    Do everything with a good heart and expect nothing in return and you will never be disappointed..
    Amirmohammad Amirmohammad 13-15, M 6 hrs ago

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    In life. Don't sweat the small stuff. And remember. EVERYTHING IS SMALL STUFF!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    "Home" --- Daughtry One of those songs the first time I hear it, it becomes an all time favorite. I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard this song...
    midnighttrain61 midnighttrain61 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    "I don't want this moment to ever end, Where everything's nothing without you. I'd wait here forever just to, to see you smile, 'Cause it's true, I am nothing without you. Through...
    TakenForeverByLucas TakenForeverByLucas 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    There's a lot of ppl who hate gipsies , but I grew up with them and love them very much . I played with their kids and learned little bit of gipsy language as well as traditions...
    MalaJazz MalaJazz 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    Patience by Guns 'n Roses. I love these lyrics a lot, 😍❤🎶
    lilikhaoula lilikhaoula 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    These lyrics have never spoken louder to me than tonight. I hate you for making me feel this way right now of all time, but thank you for allowing me to connect to this song more...
    Soltanto Soltanto 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Love these lyrics , Mary says it right ! "I Can Do Bad All By Myself" Somebody told me once that pain is a game we all gotta play. Then why am I in overtime and sudden death...
    MalaJazz MalaJazz 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Overjoyed Bastille Oh I feel overjoyed When you listen to my words I see them sinking in Oh I see them crawling underneath your skin Words are all we have We'll be talking We'll...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    I remember we used to sit out back and drink until the morning light Always bummin' smokes and talking trash about the pleasure we had Summers come and gone And the winter needs a...
    CaptPetemoss CaptPetemoss 46-50, M Aug 20

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    The only difference between standing armies and terrorist militia/insurgent groups, is they are authorized to murder by their governments. Soldiers are nothing but mercenaries...
    rumboltz7 rumboltz7 31-35, M Sep 4

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    I feel and think women who are pregnant are so beautiful and radiant looking. I am now pregnant again with multiple births already. I am a Catholic wife and mom and do not...
    heatherinarizona heatherinarizona 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 20

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    "The Space Between" You cannot quit me so quickly There's no hope in you for me No corner you could squeeze me But I got all the time for you, love The Space Between The...
    ConfusedAgainAlways ConfusedAgainAlways 26-30, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    DAN HILL LYRICS "Sometimes When We Touch" You ask me if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you On...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I've been looking so long at these pictures of you That I almost believe that they're real I've been living so long with my pictures of you That I almost believe that the pictures...
    Fmsa Fmsa 18-21, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    O Coldplay A flock of birds Hovering above Just a flock of birds That's how you think of love And I always Look up to the sky Pray before the dawn 'Cause they fly always...
    Raindancej Raindancej 36-40, M 7 hrs ago

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    Cathy Dennis – Touch Me (All Night Long) Lyrics We're starting it over, we're making way for destiny A time to turn over, a better life for you and me A new recreation, to...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    14 days of pouring rain drips through the cracks around your window pain filled up the holes wearing layers of your clothes and on the tags you wrote my name.. Why cant you make...
    Angelofthesilencess Angelofthesilencess 31-35, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    It's looking like a limb torn off Or altogether just taken apart We're reeling through an endless fall We are the ever-living ghost of what once was But no one is ever gonna love...
    Fmsa Fmsa 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    You and me, we made a vow For better or for worse I can't believe you let me down But the proof's in the way it hurts For months on end I've had my doubts Denying every tear I...
    leo1292 leo1292 22-25, F 56 mins ago

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    The Killing Of Georgie - Rod Stewart In these days of changing ways so called liberated days a story comes to mind of a friend of mine Georgie boy was gay I guess nothin' more or...
    BrandanDR BrandanDR 16-17, M 10 hrs ago

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    The Killing Of Georgie - Rod Stewart In these days of changing ways so called liberated days a story comes to mind of a friend of mine Georgie boy was gay I guess nothin' more or...
    BrandanDR BrandanDR 16-17, M 10 hrs ago

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    Billy Ray Cyrus - Some Gave All Lyrics I knew a man, called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero, yes, was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    JESSIE WARE “SAY YOU LOVE ME” LYRICS: Say you love me to my face I need it more than your embrace Just say you want me, that’s all it takes Heart’s getting torn from your...
    1sight 1sight 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    I love the Green Day version of this song. However, I enjoy listening to well done covers of great songs. I really like the sweet, pure, and clean way that...
    MRH1978 MRH1978 36-40, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Alan Jackson - Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning) Lyrics Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day Out in the yard with your wife and...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Lenny Kravitz & Cree Summer Mean Sleep What can we scrape together With just the flesh as evidence Handfuls of hate and the bittersweet ambivalence 'Cause I am pushing cobwebs...
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    BRETT ELDREDGE Raymond Lyrics I work down at Ashberry Hills Minimum wage, but it pays the bills Cleaning floors and leading hymns on Sunday Katherine Davis, room 303 Sweetest...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Sep 3

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    "Age of ignorance"- out last night I can not get over this song, I love everything about it the lyrics, the sound, it's so awesome plus this song speaks the truth, you should...
    rottenroses rottenroses 16-17, F Aug 27

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    Ella Henderson--- "Ghost" I keep going to the river to pray 'Cause I need something that can wash all the pain And at most I'm sleeping all these demons away But your ghost, the...
    TaurasiWade TaurasiWade 18-21, F Sep 3

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    "It's Not Right For You"My head, my head is full of things that I should've doneMy heart, my heart is heavy, and it sinks like a stoneShe said, "Is this the life you've been...
    Monoka14 Monoka14 18-21, F Sep 7

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    Little Big Town - Your Side Of The Bed Lyrics Verse 1 (Karen): On your side of the bed, there's a picture of our wedding day A clock that don't work and the bible that your...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You" Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you 'Cause falling in love just makes me blue, Well the music plays and you display your...
    dayvee65 dayvee65 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    "You won't be missed" - Like Moths To Flames. Don't speak my name like it belongs in your mouth When everything's the same I just want something else What makes you better than me...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    "Shower" I don't know, it's just something about ya Got me feeling like I can't be without ya Anytime someone mention your name I be feeling as if I'm around ya Ain't no words to...
    SouthernBelle81 SouthernBelle81 31-35, F Aug 18

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    Kenny Chesney - Don't Happen Twice Lyrics I haven't seen you in forever Oh you haven't changed a bit You didn't think that I would remember How could I forget We sang Bobby...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 21