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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    Don't you care about me anymore? Don’t you care about me? I don't think so.
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    "B*tch better have my money"
    Lilli0936 Lilli0936 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    there's a devil in your smile that's chasing me
    serla12 serla12 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    you used to captivate me by your resonating light now i'm bound by the life you left behind your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams you voice it chased away all the sanity in...
    serla12 serla12 13-15, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I miss the bad things The way you hate me I miss the screaming The way that you blame me Miss the phone calls When it's your fault I miss the late nights Don't miss you at all I...
    DemonButler DemonButler 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    black stains they mark me like a letter don't fade cracking under the pressure black stains nothing stays gold there's a world above the ground a life that we can lead but we're...
    notsofar notsofar 22-25, M 20 hrs ago

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    These lyrics are sad on a level of desperation & reality when it comes to how some girls feel ; Then one day I just asked her "Why you always give your *** up? I mean damn these...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I’m in love with an angel, heaven forbid Made me a believer with the touch of her skin I’d go to hell and back with you Stay lost in what we found. Worlds apart we were the...
    varjakpaw varjakpaw 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hey, slow it down Whataya want from me Whataya want from me Yeah, I'm afraid Whataya want from me Whataya want from me There might have been a time When I would give myself away...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Holy By Pvris Yeah, you've got it all, But you've got it all wrong. No, you don't know You're a poor unfortunate soul. Oh I know, You make it seem that you feel whole, So they don...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This is my favorite song in the moment it's called Last hope: paramore (if you know this song we can automatically be friends) the pic above are my favorite lyrics :3 I don't even...
    Emsickles Emsickles 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Persian Rugs, but she's from Nicaragua Thought she was Persian love Are we turning up? Or are we wasting time? Girl, don't waste my time You know I'm Party I don't just wanna chill...
    SaffronJade SaffronJade 16-17, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Gonna find a way to cure this loneliness Yeah I'll find a way to cure the pain If I said that you're my friend And our love would never end How long before I had your trust again I...
    Samp842 Samp842 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel Whoa, I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
    silence3412 silence3412 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F a week ago

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    Hi! i live on teh corner i crawl on my belly i eat flies with honey. my teeth are all jagged my sweater is itchy.. i.. jump up and down to get your attention ive had to much sugar...
    thegreatruiner thegreatruiner 70+, F a week ago

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    "Why me, I wanna know how it feels, to feel the sun shining even if it isn't....". Why me - Krizz Kaliko 2014
    lolz0o0 lolz0o0 13-15, M a week ago

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    Our last memory, she had water in her eyes she cried stay with me, how can this be love if u are leaving me? Loves To Blame- For King & Country
    WonderStruckLove WonderStruckLove 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I got admitted to the hospital. These babies are trying to come and it's way too early. They are giving me steer roof shots to strengthen there lungs but I don't think I'm going...
    Mollybella26 Mollybella26 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 19

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    "We are young/ but we have heart/ born in this world as it all falls apart/ we are strong/ but we don't belong/ born in this world as it all falls apart" - Young by Hollywood...
    HalsteadRoundabout HalsteadRoundabout 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 19

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    Sometimes I like cheesy romantic things - like Frank Sinatra. (Don't tell anybody or I'll lose my tough-chick credentials.) . These Foolish Things . A cigarette that bears a...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 18

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    Let me know that I've done wrongWhen I've known this all alongI go around a time or twoJust to waste my time with youTell me all that you've thrown awayFind out games you don't...
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Some of the best songs don't have any lyrics... Like the song Kiara by Bonobo album Black Sands! Check it out and tell me what you think...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 18

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    Dirty South (uh-huh) Can you all really feel me (feel us) East coast feel me (feel us) West coast feel me Dirty south (say what) Can you all really feel me (huh) East coast feel me...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Mad Season - Long Gone Day So much blood I'm starting to drown Runs from cold to colder Time to time the sky's come down To help me lose my way Tears and lies for answers You and...
    2000SmilingKnuckles 2000SmilingKnuckles 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Give it to me, I'm worth it Baby I'm worth it Uh huh I'm worth it Gimme gimme I'm worth it Give it to me, I'm worth it Baby I'm worth it Uh huh I'm worth it Gimme gimme I'm worth...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    WonderGiirl These lyrics for you ,In comments
    XxKayleighxBabyxX XxKayleighxBabyxX 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Whenever I feel a bit down, Chas and Dave seem to be the remedy. I still love this one of theirs best-the lyrics are superhuman and always make me smile. I won't tell you which...
    GalateaSpheres GalateaSpheres 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 15

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    Lyrics in comments due to...=)
    XxKayleighxBabyxX XxKayleighxBabyxX 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    In the middle of it We walk, We walk the line Looking back, I miss it Our wildest moments Are you thinkin' "What if" What if we've ruined it all My wrecking ball From the outside...
    AmalfiLimoni AmalfiLimoni 18-21, F 1 Response