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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    The Love We Had (Stays On My Mind)Dru Hill I just can't believe it girl I can't believe that it's over But I'm your man And I'll be alright But still The love we had Stays on my...
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    "Never Keeping Secrets" I never meant to lie to you But I needed me an easy way out I couldn't face the truth with you Because I didn't want to lose my clout I always have been...
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    Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Sex don't sleep when the lights are off Kids are still depressed when you dress them up And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup He's...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 16-17, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    "A mojot ?ivot igri bez granici/umorna prikazna, skinati stranici/prazni neispi?ani/A mojot ?ivot e ve?no pa?a?e se da se sobere/poraz ke ostane/naviki stari vo mene/toa i ke...
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    Don’t it seem like, like I’m always there when it matters But missing most of the other time, a terrible pattern The rewards I see from working made me an addict Theres way...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 16-17, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    Impossible" I remember years ago Someone told me I should take Caution when it comes to love I did And you were strong and I was not My illusion, my mistake I was careless, I...
    ebrarr ebrarr 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    PVRIS - FIRE Don't blame your death On the **** in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end. I watched you decay, Watched you waste away. Who'd you...
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    BOY - Little Numbers Woo-oh, oh-oh, all the pretty things that we could be/ Woo-oh, oh-oh, I feel you in every heartbeat/ Woo-oh, oh-oh, revel in a dream that could come true...
    Sorfarina Sorfarina 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Lyrics to Drag Me Down I've got fire for a heart, I'm not scared of the dark You've never seen it look so easy I got a river for a soul And baby you're a boat Baby, you're my...
    456Emme 456Emme 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    I realized that a lot of people do not trust in boy/girl friendships except with gay guys because the boy would always think about having sex with the girl. I'm here to say that...
    Judicael Judicael 16-17, T 1 Response 4 days ago

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    If I had a parachute, I wouldn't fall so hard like I did for you. If my heart was bulletproof, I wouldn't bleed so much like I did for you.
    YouDontNeedaKnow YouDontNeedaKnow 18-21 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    after 7: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ-97RN9kiw
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Who are you now? by Sleeping With Sirens Don’t wake me up if I’m sleeping this life away Tell me that I’ll never be good enough Sometimes it hurts to think it could really...
    tarara0414 tarara0414 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    No way in hell these lyrics made it in Posted in comments Live Long Glo!
    XxKayleighxBabyxX XxKayleighxBabyxX 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "you think twice about your life, it probably happens at night right? Fight it. Take the pain ignite it. Tie a noose around your mind, loose enough to breathe fine and tie it to a...
    teenagelesley teenagelesley 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    And the rattlesnake said "I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man" And then the cactus said "Don't you understand My skin is covered with sharp spikes That'll stab you...
    Mynewleafsparkles Mynewleafsparkles 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    "Racist he made us/ hate us he gave us/ nothing but no trust/ and I am so ****** up!/ so let this gun bond us/ let's hide by this lust/ and once we are just dust/ he'll know that...
    Kurlzz3Tears Kurlzz3Tears 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    "B*tch better have my money"
    Lilli0936 Lilli0936 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    there's a devil in your smile that's chasing me
    serla12 serla12 13-15, F a week ago

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    you used to captivate me by your resonating light now i'm bound by the life you left behind your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams you voice it chased away all the sanity in...
    serla12 serla12 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I miss the bad things The way you hate me I miss the screaming The way that you blame me Miss the phone calls When it's your fault I miss the late nights Don't miss you at all I...
    DemonButler DemonButler 13-15, F a week ago

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    These lyrics are sad on a level of desperation & reality when it comes to how some girls feel ; Then one day I just asked her "Why you always give your *** up? I mean damn these...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 26

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    I’m in love with an angel, heaven forbid Made me a believer with the touch of her skin I’d go to hell and back with you Stay lost in what we found. Worlds apart we were the...
    varjakpaw varjakpaw 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    This is my favorite song in the moment it's called Last hope: paramore (if you know this song we can automatically be friends) the pic above are my favorite lyrics :3 I don't even...
    Emsickles Emsickles 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 24

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    Persian Rugs, but she's from Nicaragua Thought she was Persian love Are we turning up? Or are we wasting time? Girl, don't waste my time You know I'm Party I don't just wanna chill...
    SaffronJade SaffronJade 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 23

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    Gonna find a way to cure this loneliness Yeah I'll find a way to cure the pain If I said that you're my friend And our love would never end How long before I had your trust again I...
    Samp842 Samp842 13-15, M Jul 21

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    I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel Whoa, I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
    silence3412 silence3412 16-17, F Jul 21

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 21

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    Hi! i live on teh corner i crawl on my belly i eat flies with honey. my teeth are all jagged my sweater is itchy.. i.. jump up and down to get your attention ive had to much sugar...