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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 33 People

    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt - Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron - Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Somebody Shoot Me! - The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh! - Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct - I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman - Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira - Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Mood Rings - lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer - Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    I'm Awesome - Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Sometimes some lyrics just say it all..as if just meant for you. And the lyrics of this song is just the one for me. When I first listened to this song, it totally blew my mind n i...
    starlit11 starlit11 22-25, F Mar 26

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    I love these lyrics and the film Kati Patang for which Kishore Kumar sang this song. http://realityviews.blogspot.in/2012/07/lyrics-with-english-translation-of-song_22.html
    mona87 mona87 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    She flicks lit cigarettes, Burning holes in her clothes. Just like some ****** up version of Marilyn Monroe. Did daddy not love you? Did mommy not care enough? There's a million...
    hitthelightsnow hitthelightsnow 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    "Seems like the more you grow, the more time you spend alone. Before you know it you end up perfectly on your own." - Lights, Face Up I feel these lyrics perfectly describe how I...
    Celstie Celstie 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking When you fall everyone stands Another day and you've had your fill of sinking With the life held in your Hands are shaking cold These...
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Automatic [echo x3] Automatic [echo x3] You're automatic and your heart's like an engine, I die with every beat. You're automatic and your voice is electric, Why do I still...
    TheresNoRealLoveInYou TheresNoRealLoveInYou 22-25, F Mar 23

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    these lyrics have changed my life: aaaaAAAWWWWW YOoooOOUUUUU CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY 😢😭
    basedgodschild basedgodschild 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I wallow in what I conceive as, "I'm alright" but this only veils all of my self-disdain. This little digery doo, was part of an old song I wrote a long time ago. It makes me look...
    Just1an1average1metalhed Just1an1average1metalhed 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so...
    seasalticecream seasalticecream 16-17, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    Do we embrace all the things denied? I feel so alive tonight You got me feeling sublime I want to yell it from the rooftops down Until it's over, and we're older For my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 25

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    Don't wake me up cause I'm in love with all that you are You make me see the truth in things, I think that you are The remedy for everything it seems that you are The truth itself...
    Caribbeanbeauty93 Caribbeanbeauty93 18-21, F Mar 26

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    "These words are knives and often leave scars." -Panic! At The Disco, This Is Gospel
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Id walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes. These soles are useless without you. I'd walk through hell for you, let the torturing ensue, my soul is useless...
    ksnaps ksnaps 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Look around you. These people are only friends with handsome or beautiful kids. But why is that. Shouldn't people be friends with people who they think are the best friend in the...
    JustWantToTalkAmBored JustWantToTalkAmBored 13-15, M Mar 16

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    Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child’s balloon Eclipses both the sun and moon To understand you know too soon There is no...
    tacitlygarrulous tacitlygarrulous 70+, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    "Louder than Thunder" -TDWP. What would it take for things to be quiet? Quiet, like the snow. I know this isn't much but, I know I could... I could be better. I don't think I...
    janedeuxtrois janedeuxtrois 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I am thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images and when We kiss they're perfectly aligned And I have to speculate That God himself did make Us into...
    beri210 beri210 13-15, M 3 hrs ago

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    Amanda - by BostonBabe, tomorrow's so far awayThere's something I just have to sayI don't think I can hideWhat I'm feelin' insideAnother day, knowin' I love youAnd I,I'm...
    Batboy69 Batboy69 56-60, M 7 hrs ago

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    Old pirates, yes, they rob I; Sold I to the merchant ships, Minutes after they took I From the bottomless pit. But my hand was made strong By the 'and of the Almighty. We forward...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I don't wanna wait in vain for your love; I don't wanna wait in vain for your love. From the very first time I rest my eyes on you, girl, My heart says follow t'rough. But I know...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 20 hrs ago

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    How long will I love you? As long as stars are above you And longer, if I can. How long will I need you? As long as the seasons need to Follow their plan. How long will I be with...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    LOVE this song could listen to it 24-7 when I am in one of those ''moods" haha Maggie Rose Better oh love it. love it, love it! There's a bottle on the shelf, talkin' to me...
    funsnowgal funsnowgal 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    Stir it up; little darlin', stir it up. Come on, baby. Come on and stir it up: little darlin', stir it up. O-oh! It's been a long, long time, yeah! (stir it, stir it, stir it...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 20 hrs ago

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    "The crown weighs heavy, heavy as I sit back in my throne" —Kongos; Hey I Don't Know "I'm only joking. I don't mean a thing I've said. What are you smoking? I'm just-a...
    Professionalgriefer Professionalgriefer 18-21, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    "Closer" - Nine Inch Nails You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve...
    AlphaChick AlphaChick 46-50, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    God Only Knows by The Beach Boys. I love this song but personally, I like the version I heard on Bioshock Infinite a lot more it makes me so happy when I need to be :) http...
    UnderworldNymph UnderworldNymph 16-17, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Perhaps love is like a resting placeA shelter from the stormIt exists to give you comfortIt is there to keep you warmAnd in those times of troubleWhen you are most aloneThe memory...
    mmhb37 mmhb37 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

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    "Man Made Disaster" -Betraying the Martyrs. I can't fight, you just made me what I am. The fate made you my cure as much as you are my poison. I will live but only if you save...
    janedeuxtrois janedeuxtrois 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    And I hate to say I love you When it's so hard for me And I hate to say I want you When you make it so clear You don't want me I'd never ask you cause deep down I'm certain I know...
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    "cookie cutter *******" by snow tha product Yeah! Uhm Look! Pockets looking cakey like these bummy ******* make up It's room service *****, the game requested that it get waked...
    shawny97 shawny97 16-17, M Mar 29

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    Lowkey - Terrorist? [Intro] So, We must ask ourselves, What is the dictionary definition of "Terrorism"? The systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion But what is...
    TheSchemingPuppeteer TheSchemingPuppeteer 18-21, M Apr 7

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    These four men are brilliant ~TOOL~ Lateralus Lyrics Black then white are all i see in my infancy. red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me. lets me see. as below, so...
    MissWorld33 MissWorld33 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 24

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    Billy Ray Cyrus - Some Gave All Lyrics I knew a man, called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero, yes, was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don't...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Anna: Elsa? (Knocking: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock) Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on lets go and play I never see you anymore Come out the door It's like...
    eh6557 eh6557 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Craig Morgan - Every Friday Afternoon Lyrics She called me up this mornin', Said: "There's somethin' you should know. "There's a job back home in Boston, "And I think I'm...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 6

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    Sunlight comes creeping in Illuminates our skin We watch the day go by Stories of all we did It made me think of you It made me think of you Under a trillion stars We danced on...
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Paul Overstreet - Daddy's Come Around Lyrics DADDY'S COME AROUND TO MAMA'S WAY OF THINKING NO MORE STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT DRINKING EVERYTHING'S BETTER ON THE HOME FRONT NOW...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 5

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    Buddy Jewell - Help Pour Out The Rain (Lacey's Song) Lyrics The moment was custom-made to order: I was ridin' with my daughter on our way back from Monroe. An' like children...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 7

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    HUMAN NATURE The original mix of Micheal Jackson's Human Nature. For anyone who is unaware of this often overlooked jem, it really sums up contemporary America on a deep social...
    AtomicRainDance AtomicRainDance 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    There are so many song lyrics I adore but this one by far as one of my current favorites, Love Song For A Vampire by Annie Lennox. Come into these arms again. And lay your body...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Mar 31

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    Gary Allan - Today Lyrics Today, he told he that he loved her Put a ring around her finger And promised her forever, together. Today, she smiled for all the pictures And he...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 3

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    Lee Greenwood - Hearts Are Made To Break ( They're Made To Love ) Lyrics ( Roger Murrah / Steve Dean ) CHORUS: Oh it tears me up when you go all to pieces Your cryin...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 4