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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    tarkovsky tarkovsky 26-30, M May 5

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    My friends know who these lyrics are for :)) I'm not quite sure what's goin' on But all day through and all night long I've been thinkin' about you I've been thinkin' about you...
    SummerLove16 SummerLove16 16-17, F Jul 1

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    Middle fingers up, if you don't give a ****! I'm sick to death of swallowing, every single thing I'm fed. Middle fingers up, if you don't give a ****! You think you're changing...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    "City of New Orleans" --- Arlo Guthrie One of the best songs ever of nostalgic Americana. The lyrics are so picturesque no video could ever this song justice. Some years ago on...
    midnighttrain61 midnighttrain61 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Josh Groban... You are loved is an awesome song to listen to. Lyrics are very powerful and deep. His vocal skills are outstanding. Very positive to bring you up when your upset. I...
    Beanbella Beanbella 31-35, F Jul 18

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    Breathe Out By Faye Waking you telling you everything that i'm dreaming I seem to be stuck Never seem to know what i believe in Brother always told me, stay out of trouble Now i'm...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    http://youtu.be/UrptX9b51LM This is such of beautiful song called " Wildflower" . It has a calm relaxing melody and amazing vocals. The lyrics are so beautiful as well . It's like...
    alicep67904 alicep67904 13-15, F Jul 2

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    I love this song. The lyrics are simple and really beautiful and uplifting.
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 Jul 3

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    You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down I never knew these lyrics were dirty until I got older lol
    iamj iamj 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I need a sign to let me know you're here All of these lines are being crossed over the atmosphere I need to know that things are gonna look up 'Cause I feel us drowning in a sea...
    DontCallMeSunshine DontCallMeSunshine 18-21, F 20 hrs ago

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    I think interracial relationships are awesome it's not about the skin color or the race . It's about how they make u feel. An when I'm walking with a women of a different race an...
    jsmith247 jsmith247 26-30, M Jul 1

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    Good friends are hard to find, I met my best friend shortly after I turned 11 and we've been tight ever sense. Now said friend has had A LOT of girlfriends over the years and there...
    misspaperwait misspaperwait 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 10

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    i do think younger girls are cute and sweet ....
    yesiamrich yesiamrich 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 6

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    think Some People Are So Fake On Ep
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Think My Emotions Are Like a Rollercoaster Sometimes
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    We were out shoplifting, waiting for the drugs to kick in 'cause all that apartment ever gave me was lice so I watch it break a little more every night. We were out hitch-hiking...
    LilNeko LilNeko 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am ❤️
    DreamingOfSunsets DreamingOfSunsets 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, I am the...
    rehn65 rehn65 16-17, M 2 hrs ago

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    I think you'll notice when things become different The good vibes in our lives won't feel so consistent And less becomes more cause the weight is too heavy I swim in the water that...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 52 mins ago

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    Come as you are, as you were, As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend, As an old enemy. Take your time, hurry up The choice is yours, Don't be late. Take a rest as a friend...
    sturmgewher44 sturmgewher44 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    I ponder of something great, My lungs will fill and then deflate, They fill with fire and exhale desire, I know it's dire my time today. I have these thoughts so often a ought...
    darkhorsek darkhorsek 26-30, F 15 hrs ago

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    Still stuntin', how you love that? Got the whole world asking how I does that Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that Look at it I bet you wishing you could clutch that It's just the...
    thataussie thataussie 36-40, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Sweet 16s are soo overrated and dumb these days and courts are so stupid im in one for a sweet 16 at the end of the month and i really dont want to goo ughhh
    personidk personidk 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Car Radio- Twenty One Pilots I ponder of something great My lungs will fill and then deflate They fill with fire Exhale desire I know it's dire My time today I have these thoughts...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    Keith Anderson - Every Time I Hear Your Name Lyrics Finally got over that song of ours; stopped chasin' little red sports cars, To check the license plates and I quit drivin...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Reba McEntire - Does He Love You Lyrics I've known about you for a while now When he leaves me he wears a smile now As soon as he's away from me In your arms is where he...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Kelly Clarkson - Behind These Hazel Eyes Lyrics Seems like just yesterday You were a part of me I used to stand so tall I used to be so strong Your arms around me tight...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    "That Was Just Your Life"Like a siren in my head that always threatens to repeat,Like a blind man that is strapped into the speeding driver's seat,Like a face that learned to speak...
    darkangellights darkangellights 18-21, F Jul 14

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    The Man's Machine Lyrics Jamie T Send "The Man's Machine" Ringtone to your cell Better the devil you know Confess, I guess I was the lesser of the two evils Convalesce about the...
    Mary3d Mary3d 16-17, T Jul 14

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    Tillis Pam - Spilled Perfume Lyrics I ain't even gonna to ask you I can read you like a book Girl if I ever saw one that's an I can't believe I did that look You look like...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 17

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    Touch of Grey- The Grateful Dead Must be getting early Clocks are running late Paint-by-number morning sky Looks so phony Dawn is breaking everywhere Light a candle, curse the...
    holdhope holdhope 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Reba McEntire - What Do You Say Lyrics Stuck at a red light outside an adult bookstore His son said, "Daddy, what are all those X's for" As the light turned green he changed...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 1

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    Michelle Branch - Everywhere To Me Lyrics Turn it inside out so I can see The part of you that's driftin' over me And when I wake you're, you're never there And when I sleep you...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 2

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    Kenny Chesney - Don't blink Lyrics I turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    George Strait - Check Yes Or No Lyrics It started way back in third grade I used to sit beside Emmy Lou Hayes A pink dress, a matching bow in her ponytail She kissed me on the...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    Brad Paisley - Who Needs Pictures Lyrics There's an old Kodak camera in my dresser drawer I ran across it just this afternoon And I realized that I don't ever use it anymore...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 17

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    Conway Twitty - Fifteen Years Ago Lyrics I saw a man today who said he talked to you Not so long ago I think a month or two As my mind raced back in time I prayed oh Lord don't...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Conway Twitty - You've Never Been This Far Before Lyrics I can almost hear the stillness As it yields to the sound of your heart beating pum pum pum And I can almost hear the...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Jul 18

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