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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    And you have broken every single ******' rule. And I have loved you anyway... Like a fool by Keira Knightley
    Kristinaaaaa Kristinaaaaa 18-21, F Jan 31

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    Those fingers in my hair That sly come-hither stare That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft And I've got no defense for it The heat is too intense for it What good would...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Didn’t take the test, that I was suppose to. Didn’t turn up when I know that I was meant to. I went outside when I should of stayed in. I couldn't stop eating, you said...
    elizabethdeng00 elizabethdeng00 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    "I need some real good lovin' Cause I'm troubled by the things that I see I need some real good lovin' Cause ain't nobody been around here lovin' on me" Good Lovin - Ludacris feat...
    15ShadesOfBlue 15ShadesOfBlue 16-17, F Feb 2

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    I use to sing this song to put my little ones to sleep. "The River" Garth Brooks You know a dream is like a river Ever changin' as it flows And a dreamer's just a vessel That...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 14

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    I truly love these lyrics, it's just a shame they feel like my life story at the moment... I'd catch a grenade for you Throw my hand on a blade for you I'd jump in front of a...
    Joshx0xWar Joshx0xWar 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    Love These Lyrics lord loves a drinking man
    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    These worries are heavy, they rest on my shoulders / My pride it won't let me fall victim no more / These worries are heavy, they rest on my shoulders / My body won't let me fall...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Feb 17

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    Courage by Superchick - I told another lie today, and I got through this day no one saw through my games. I know the right words to say like "I don't feel well" "I ate before I...
    krystalkool84 krystalkool84 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    These guys are great acoustic artists http://youtu.be/LyG3wkwKXro
    Burrrr Burrrr 31-35, M Feb 13

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    Actually I don't think good friends are rare. I just think it hard to manage to many relationships. So I just keep a few good friends and the expand my relationships with people's...
    louisthe17th louisthe17th 46-50, M Feb 4

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    we have an orange cat. and guess what we named him?..................Goldfish!!!!!!!! yeah, we were gonna name him Garfield, but that was too common for a fat fluffy orange kitty...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 11 Responses Feb 17

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    I think shy guys are adorable, because I'm shy too. Don't you love it when their face gets red, and they sway back and forth awkwardly? :3
    Amusical135 Amusical135 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    Then again I think some girls are pretty stupid as well..XD
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F 5 Responses Feb 18

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    Falco-Helden von Heute (Heroes of Today) One, two, stress, full Oh-o Wir ham den Fuß am Gas und die Mode fest im Griff uns entgeht kan letzter Schrei, unser Outfit hat den...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Emerson Drive - I Should Be Sleeping Lyrics I never knew there were such great movies On TV at 3 a.m. I'd never guessed at a midnight Tuesday I could have pizza ordered in I've...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Feb 8

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    Tracy Byrd - Drinkin' Bone Lyrics Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock And all my friends are twistin' off I'm at the house just turnin' on T.V. And they all wonder why I’ve...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Feb 10

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    Tracy Byrd - Holdin' Heaven Lyrics I'm face to face with an angel How'd you get those eyes so blue You're a vision in white And I've been waitin' all night Just to have one...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    George Strait - I've Come To Expect It From You Lyrics So upset, a nervous wreck, can't believe you said goodbye. Sit and smoke, cry and joke about these tears in my eyes...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Feb 19

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    The song is called "Obsessions" by Marina & the Diamonds. These chorus/lyrics relate to me in every way... and to life too. "We've got obsessions, I want to wipe out all the sad...
    RedLuljeta RedLuljeta 16-17 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Love this song..Mark Ronson,Stop MeLyrics:Stop me, oh oh oh, stop meStop me if you think that you'veHeard this one beforeStop me, oh oh oh, stop meStop me if you think that you've...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    Lying here with you Listening to the rain Smiling just to see the smile upon your face These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive These are the moments I'll remember all my...
    EminencGal EminencGal 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 6

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    Emerson Drive - You're Like Coming Home Lyrics Ridin' restless under a broken sky Weary traveler, something missin' inside Always lookin' for a reason to turn around...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Feb 8

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    When your looks don't work like they used to beforeAnd I can't sweep you off of your feetWill your mouth still remember the taste of my loveWill your eyes still smile from your...
    justme5079 justme5079 36-40, F Feb 15

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    George Strait - Baby's Gotten Good At Goodbye Lyrics What a rotten day this turned out to be. I still can't believe she'd leave so easily. She just got all her things, threw...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Feb 19

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    George Strait - I Hate Everything Lyrics He was sitting there beside me throwing doubles down When he ordered up his third one he looked around Then he looked at me and said...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    Don Williams - It Must Be Love Lyrics First I get cold then hot think I'm on fire but I'm not Oh what a pain I've got it must be love There's nothing I can do all that I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Everyone thinks that I have it all, but it's so empty, living behind these castle walls, these castle walls. If I should tumble, if I should fall, would anyone hear me, screaming...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    I wish the world wouldn't be so blind I wish everyone would just be kind All of this worry about who is anointed, Can't they see that this is not what we wanted It turns on...
    SkollHati SkollHati 18-21, M Feb 9

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    Ellie Goulding - Love Me Like You Do You're the light, you're the night You're the color of my blood You're the cure, you're the pain You're the only thing I wanna touch Never...
    TheFemaleGrimReaper TheFemaleGrimReaper 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    Jaron and The Long Road to Love - Pray For You Lyrics Haven’t been in church since I don’t remember when Things were going great ‘Til they fell apart again So I...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    Keith Urban - Stupid Boy Lyrics Well she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    Hunter Hayes - Somebody's Heartbreak Lyrics I'd love to know just what you're thinkin' Every little river, runnin' through your mind You give and you take You come and you go...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Chuck Wicks - All I Ever Wanted Lyrics Girl you got me going Yea I think you know it Oh I’m ready for this ride So come on take my hand Cuz only you, you understand How to...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 2