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I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy

Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I have these two friends and I like hanging out with them and all (let's name them Tina and Miley) but Tina is always nice to Mikey but never me. yesterday I told her this guy I...
    Tasha987 Tasha987 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    It?s Hard to Say That I?m Back On a Straight Line You See My Path Is In Fact Just A Fault Line It?s In My Blood, It?s In My Lungs And It Won?t Die I Fight These Words, I Bite My...
    shadewolf7 shadewolf7 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    https://youtu.be/ivu2ktfompc
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 16 hrs ago

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    https://youtu.be/pFq1eT9tMJ4
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 17 hrs ago

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    I Think People Who Are Just ANTI-ABORTION Are sick! I think They need to actually be still. If they are not at least PRO-CHOICE, Or PRO-CHILD. THE NEED TO STOP BULLYING ABUSING...
    YesItsOneMoreTime YesItsOneMoreTime 56-60 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I call these people "**** ons" These are the type of fake loser type people who try to **** on everybody else because of poor judgment and self pity. These people can be bullies...
    lastassassin lastassassin 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    TIMES LIKE THESE...FOO FIGHTERS... It's times like these you learn to live again It's times like these you give and give again It's times like these you learn to love again It's...
    sugarbiscuts sugarbiscuts 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    "I hate to hate and I hate that," - Praise Abort by Lindemann
    Kurlzz3Tears Kurlzz3Tears 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    "Poor Decisions" - Wale ft Rick Ross, Lupe Fiasco Damn... lol
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Saw things! Saw things! Saw things! Saw things! Clearer! Clearer! Once you Were in my Rearviewmirror! - Pearl Jam, "Rearviewmirror"
    Brett97 Brett97 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Somewhere in the end of all this hate There's a light ahead That shines into this grave that's in the end of all this pain In the night ahead there's a light upon this House on a...
    GreenEyedFox GreenEyedFox 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    ! https://youtu.be/7EazsyPu5YQ
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 3 days ago

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    ! https://youtu.be/6TBid5bCS2Q
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 3 days ago

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    ! https://youtu.be/qw2bMCp5y6s
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 3 days ago

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    "Months went by with us pretending When did our light turn from green to red I took a chance and left you standing Lost the will to do this once again " - Wasting My Time by...
    macabre00 macabre00 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    https://youtu.be/fwK7ggA3-bU
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 4 days ago

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    Heavy steps in the hallway, bad day No words tell me everything when you get home I know that it's the best if I'm on my own for awhile You've got enough to think about, where do I...
    PrayingForBetterDays PrayingForBetterDays 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Forgive, sounds good Forget, I?m not sure I could They say time heals everything But I?m still waiting I?m through with doubt There?s nothing left for me to figure out I?ve paid a...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    "Adoration of the Magi" - Lupe Fiasco
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F a week ago

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    Spaghettinem (Eminem) Look, if you had, one shot Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? His...
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Give up your foolish pride Or one day you might find These silly dreams are all you live for When in your twisted mind you may think that you can fly but that can never be
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    Morgan Page - Fight For You Meeting you here, the night?s alight with midnight cheer Our dust still unsettled, I feel the plucking of our petals I?m drawing circles don?t you know...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter 18-21, M Aug 27

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    I've lost all fate in a world so full of hate I don't f****** love music I just use it to escape I'm caught between wanting to punch someone in the face and putting a bullet in my...
    Eyedea9 Eyedea9 16-17, F Aug 26

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    Ed Sheeran-thinking out loud When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love? Will...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 25

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    I think if you are really 16 President Obama is Chinese
    Sullan Sullan 41-45, M Aug 25

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    watching mr robot the other day they played the cure's pictures of you in a rather moving scene. Incredible lyrics for an incredible song that stirs lots and lots of memories..the...
    BluePedal BluePedal 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    Elvis Costello - Everyday I Write the Book[IMHO, this is an underrated gem.]Don't tell me you don't know what love is,When you're old enough to know betterWhen you find strange...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 21

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    "The higher you are, The farther you fall, The longer the walk, The farther the crawl, My body,my temple, This temple,it tilts, Step into the house that Jack built..." "The House...
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21 Aug 21

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    ALPHAVILLE LYRICS "Forever Young" Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while Heaven can wait, we're only watching the skies Hoping for the best but expecting the worst Are you...
    GreenWyer GreenWyer 22-25, T Aug 20

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