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Lyrics that are weird, goofy, funny, or just plain STOOPID! 37 People

    Frenzal Rhomb - I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct

    I know why dinosaurs became extinct It's because they learnt how to suck their own ***** LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M May 11, 2011

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    Beatles - Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the...
    CarlaW CarlaW 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2012

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    Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man Is A Dustman

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint   Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor...
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 4, 2012

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    I'm Awesome

    Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones though(Chorus...
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2011

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    Mood Rings

    lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 
    MiracleWhipTrickster MiracleWhipTrickster 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    Whenever Whatever By Shakira

    Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten Million ways to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 6, 2009

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    Attractive Eighties Women - Lightning Bolt

    Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! Lightning Bolt! I was fighting an ogre king in the woods It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good Live action role playing, that’s how I get down Let all the newbies know, I cast the best spells in town (Chorus) Lightning...
    LordNothing LordNothing 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2012

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    Ugly guys with beautiful girls You always know

    what the story is Beautiful girls with ugly guys What do they take us for anyway? Ugly guys, with beautiful girls Ugly guys with beautiful girls As they walk down the street arm in arm I see them And once again feel the need to ask myself the question The question that...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 22, 2014

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    Somebody Shoot Me!

    The Barney Song" "i love you you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too! i love you you love me we're best friends as friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    I Just Heard It On Xm - "I Hate My Job" By Cam'ron

    Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:   Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope sit in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 24, 2009

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    The lonely road you choose to travel on,

    it must seem awfully long Innocence all gone, it must be wrong to hide your lovely face away That music you play, I'm not saying it's bad, no, no It just seems terribly sad Is everything all right? I'd like to think you'd tell me if something was wrong Well, her clothes are...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    The Rap Song That Make Me Laugh!

    Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD Here are the lyrics: Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    I believe we're moving on up Your sex karma

    must be good Cause I'm funny for you Ain't no body do me better When you hit me I'm a cloud Baby, I'm a cloud I feel my power is flickering With you it's strange electronic reactions [Solange Knowles:] I know that you want to swing Run and touch my everything Cause I look like...
    AndreiTarkovsky AndreiTarkovsky 26-30, M Oct 28, 2014

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    the song something more by nick vujicik idk how to spell his last name love it and it makes me think about life
    violinmaster242 violinmaster242 13-15, F Mar 17

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    We're sorry, we hate to interrupt, but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else, a tourist might see you, and we wouldn't want...
    lynnanuniverse lynnanuniverse 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    i just want to throw my phone away. find out who is really there for me
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Mar 16

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    Childish Gambino and Josh Osho:Wonderful https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pIPUYcZEGyY I overcome my circumstances it takes me back to my roots
    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F Mar 17

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    I gave you all of meBut it still ain't enough to make you happyI gave you everythingIt still don't measure upIt feels like I walked 5 thousand milesAnd didn't even come closeFeels...
    Chibiiiii Chibiiiii 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    http://youtu.be/BR_DFMUzX4E
    MrsZacEfron MrsZacEfron 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    http://youtu.be/oxOrpu5jaLc
    MrsZacEfron MrsZacEfron 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    I would have given you all of my heart But there's someone who's torn it apart And he's taken just all that I have But if you want I'll try to love again Baby, I'll try to love...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Hey a song that helps me is cascada every time we touch
    Goldman16 Goldman16 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    FROM PASSENGER - Staring at the sky - I think these lyrics are beautiful :) I'm just like a train Never stop and never slow down Sing the same songs everyday Just sing'em in a...
    Princessgemmy Princessgemmy 26-30, F 21 mins ago

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    "you are pretty from afar, but far from pretty" <3 - "Takes one to know one" by You Me At Six. Aaaaaah, these lyrics are so beautiful :') *plus I like romantic songs and guys...
    TheArtisticOne TheArtisticOne 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    "Teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information" californication by red hot chili peppers. These lyrics speak to me because I feel like once I had a baby at 18 I did...
    meeeghanp77 meeeghanp77 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    Everyone falls sometimes. You gotta find the strength to rise from the ashes and make a new beginning. Anyone can feel the ache. You think it's more than you can take, but you are...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Mar 14

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    Oh, I will never become another piece inside the paralytic construct I hate Live forever? Well, I would rather die At least I know I wasn't theirs to create. Love these lyrics...
    TotalityOfMe TotalityOfMe 36-40, M Mar 5

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    I love these lyrics - Crystals by of Monsters and Men Lost in skies of powdered gold Caught in clouds of silver ropes Showered by the empty hopes As I tumble down Falling fast to...
    justme5079 justme5079 36-40, F Mar 21

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    I honestly hate this song, but the lyrics are nice "Have You Ever?" Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't...
    LanaKane LanaKane 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 4

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    Other lives always tempted to trade Will they hate me for all the choices I've made Will they stop when they see me again? I can't stop now I know who I am Now I'm all yours...
    TheArtisticOne TheArtisticOne 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    JACQUES BREL: Quand on n'a que l'Amour (When love is all we have, 1956). This put Jacques Brel on the map, and rightly so. A vivid and convincing testament to the power of love...
    supersnipe supersnipe 56-60, M 3 days ago

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    I remember everything, know that I'm watching I remember everything, just know I see you then look away, just know Cause I remember what you took away, just know Promises and...
    FloatyAquarius FloatyAquarius 18-21, F Mar 17

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    "Misery" So scared of breaking it That you won't let it bend And I wrote two hundred letters I will never send Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper than they seem You'd...
    LanaKane LanaKane 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies And I knew better, than to look in your eyes They only pretend, you will be mine And you know how...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    Think Booster Seats Are Helpful
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M Mar 21

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    I mean really? Does anyone think this goofy looking people can help you in anyway? It's kind of insulting ones intelligence but to each his own.
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 10 Responses 4 days ago

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    George Michael – Father Figure Lyrics That's all I wanted Something special, something sacred In your eyes For just one moment To be bold and naked At your side Sometimes I...
    01BullExpatriate 01BullExpatriate 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    Kenny Chesney - There Goes My Life Lyrics All he could think about was I'm too young for this Got my whole life ahead hell I'm just a kid myself how I'm gonna raise one All...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    Kenny Chesney - I Want My Rib Back Lyrics Now the bible tells the story about Adam's rib. How the Lord made a woman for companionship. And the first thing she did , Was take...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    "Listen, hear,he is inside... One who lives while others lie... I close my eyes and walk a thousand years... Thousand years that aren't mine... Hey! It seems he's near me as I...
    KurMujunEhrmantraut KurMujunEhrmantraut 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Kenny Chesney - Me And You Lyrics Ordinary no, I really don’t think so Not a love this true Common destiny We were meant to be Me and you Like a perfect scene from a movie...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F Mar 3

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    Ed Sheeran- Thinking out loud ur legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love? Will your...
    Deepess Deepess 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    "Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without So come on, I'm'a talking to you So come on... They give you life... And in return you gave them hell... As...
    KurMujunEhrmantraut KurMujunEhrmantraut 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 9