PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging...
THE RULES OF MAN
At las a guy has taken the time to write this all down!
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit it's pretty good.)
We always hear the rules from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note: these...
thought maybe I should share it.)
In English class we had to work with the people at our tables as a group for a project, and we all had to use google docs so we all had to share our emails, so almost everyone in my group used their school email and I said "if you want me to do...
A couple of weeks ago I took a short ferry trip to one of the small Islands off the West Coast of Ireland.
The trip takes about an hour and the ferry was pretty crowded. In an adjacent seat was a young father with his little boy. The man seemed to be travelling...
None of that SissyCrap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy...
and good night texts will make her think you actually give a f#ck about her. Just cute random little texts, random little kisses, will show her how much u love her and will erase any doubts she has. Just show her you care. If u feel something is wrong then ask her and cheer her...
1. My mother taught me "TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE" .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me "RELIGION ."
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."