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I Think This Is Funny

This is for the little things in life that bring a smile to your face 267 People

    So the very first time I met the girl

    that would one day become my wife, I stuck my foot in my mouth in a big way...I had been working overnights for about a year when I noticed that we had a new girl working with us & I thought she was absolutely beautiful...When the time came for a fellow co-worker to introduce us...
    Jewelina Jewelina 31-35, T 2 Responses Dec 18, 2015

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    This situation never fails to make me laugh out

    loud while I am all alone. I know this guy who is a little dumb, he once wanted to call in sick, what was his excuse? He messaged his boss saying that he is having a heart attack !!! (The funny thing is that he was serious, he was not being silly). Like if someone is having a...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F Jun 16, 2015

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    i have a crush on this guy

    and i have decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 18, 2015

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    So I was sharing a tub of pineapple sherbet

    with the man I take care of..he had his side and I had mine. I was using a heavy duty plastic spoon so I couldn't get much onto my spoon. He had a nice heavy duty stainless steel spoon with a long handle. I'd get little bites and I saw him digging very deep on his side and I...
    mguinm mguinm 46-50, F 2 Responses Jun 13, 2015

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    The Aardvark's Lair

    He rolled over, tight inside his sleeping log. Ants were plentiful and his tummy was full, but he just knew there had to be more to life.. I know.. he thought to himself, I need another Aardvark to talk to. This made him very happy. Until, he realized that he found Aardvarks to...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 10, 2013

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    http://i100.independent.

    co.uk/article/can-we-guess-your-gender-based-on-what-you-hate--ZJqjfnotVl so...are you a man or a woman?
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2015

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    There are three types of people in this world:

    the ones who can count, and those who can't.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel 41-45, F Apr 11, 2015

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    http://mrconservative.

    com/2015/11/67330-breaking-isis-promises-to-attack-texas-we-will-kill-christians/ Why? Because everyone in Texas owns a gun. Little girls own guns here. They don't stand a chance. I say bring it. I'm sure my fellow Texans will love the target practice.
    johnng8230 johnng8230 22-25, M Nov 26, 2015

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    Idk why I find this so funny O.

    o http://youtu.be/ndsaoMFz9J4
    tommy2207 tommy2207 18-21, M Oct 30, 2015

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=hOkD-uRCGnM Watch the video it's so funny
    isawfxingalaxies isawfxingalaxies 18-21, F Jun 23, 2015

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    The Man Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, The guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " THE RULES" from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    ever wonder why men snore

    when sleeping on their back? Well, their balls fall over their ******* and causes them to vapor lock!
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 7, 2015

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    My Life Is Like Nintendo

    You are the the moment where you finally have the Final Boss on the ropes and the power goes out. You are the hot dog vendor that puts too little ketchup/mustard. You are the ******* that cuts me off on the freeway. You are the moment where someone takes you way out of context...
    CaptainMurphy CaptainMurphy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2013

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    When you have a misunderstanding online with

    your significant other and one of you says you are leaving, but the constant time stamps on the tablet always gives you away lol. You keep looking at your device to see if the other is looking out for you. Your pride prevents you sometimes from saying anything. So the silence...
    mguinm mguinm 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2015

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    When someone says "youre dumb"

    when actually it's not hard to point out they're wrong, or in this case prove their hypocrisy.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 14, 2015

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    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2015

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    https://youtu.be/ayj6V8sWy4o my 19 yr old son

    is walking through the house singing some of the words and humming this song, had been humming for a while, but I was busy doing something and did not know what it was. after listening I giggled, and asked him did he know what he was singing, he said nope but this song been...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2015

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    i answered the door this morning,

    and a 6 foot beetle punched me in the face and called me a c u next Tuesday apparently, there's a nasty bug going round
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I was @ the check out at Walmart with a box of

    tampons, bottle of Advil, and a giant chocolate bar. The cashier asked how I was this evening...REALLY?!!
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 27, 2015

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    I thought my friends would get a kick out of

    this little story since it's "alien" related and this happened long before my reputation has grown to be known as the eye of alien origin.  I stopped by the local farmers market on the way home from the dentist one day and I was in the vegetable section when I noticed a...
    mguinm mguinm 46-50, F 4 Responses Jun 11, 2015

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    Difference Between Potential And Reality."

    A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality." His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor...
    wendu44 wendu44 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2012

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    Looters Prayer

    The Looters PrayerOur father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name,Thy Riots come, read it in "The Sun"In Birmingham, as it is in London,Give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our looting,As we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.Lead us not...
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper

    is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation per square is not needed. The money gained from the cut on perforation can be used to making a higher quality product. Like dying the paper brown...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 20, 2014

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    LOL that mini heart-attack you get

    when a friend comes up to you saying "Guess what I heard about you"
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 12, 2014

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    Einstein vs Mr bean Einstein : you ask me a

    question and I'll ask you another. If I can't answer it I'll give U 1000$ and if U can't answer it you give me 1$ Mr. Bean : ok Einstein : *asks a tough question* Mr. Bean : can't answer it, *gives him 1$* Einstein : now your turn. Mr. Bean : what is the animal that has 4 legs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 3, 2015

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    .. So today, my worst fear was realised .

    .. I entered the men’s room by accident! I had just finished a lengthy exam, was pretty tired, I had a headache, was drowsy and dizzy, I knew the rest room next to the hall was the ladies room; I am sure I used it this morning!!! I didn’t even look (although usually, I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 5 Responses Jun 6, 2015

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    Ashbarg Ashbarg 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    Everyheartbeat Everyheartbeat 26-30 Jan 15

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    Lol when did this 16-17 year old become my

    daddy??? ...I'm Soooo confused.
    sassycookie sassycookie 18-21, F 9 Responses Sep 27, 2015

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    Killed professor Arnold.

    Friggan love professor Arnold.
    deademotion11 deademotion11 22-25, M Dec 20, 2015

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    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,

    I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with Israel and Palestine at it again,,, but did manage to kill a militant and his family ,Germany found out we have a spy in their ranks ,the...
    rckt148 rckt148 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 9, 2014

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    I asked God for a bike,

    but I know he doesn't work like that. So I stole one instead and asked for forgiveness.
    jb1853 jb1853 26-30, M Aug 5, 2015

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    I always come all excited telling someone: DID

    YOU HEAR THAT NEW AMAZING SONG!!!!! ... and then it turns out that the song was first released in 2005 or something O.o Why am I always last to learn about things O.o
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 30, 2015

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    "dear Walter": A Man's Advice Column

    Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out, and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's...
    Vessa Vessa 41-45, F 6 Responses May 30, 2011

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    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: just one. And then I'll replace any wiring thats is not up to code. 3. Dachshund: you know I can't...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel 41-45, F Apr 12, 2015

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    I told my colleague before

    that I have a 'secret' social network site that i am addicted to. He makes some jokes about it from time to time, so today he was asking me if I am ever going to tell him about it. Of course I told him there is no way on earth I am telling him, so he was like: Oh so you are...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 26, 2015

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    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 22, 2015

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    American larkiyaan...

    pehele choosna pasand karengi, phir dabwaaengi, phir chatwaaeingi, phir dalwaaeingi.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 12, 2015

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    khem0356 khem0356 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    kenzie0514 kenzie0514 13-15, F Dec 7, 2014

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    Why having roommatee is a good thing.

    Interesting.... http://9gag.com/gag/a4LANm1?ref=fbp
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 24, 2015

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    Men ( boys) post about being lonely ,

    horny, lost, curious, amused etc and get DISSED by men and women alike. Severely derided and slammed .'Pervert', 'good luck', 'not here', nice try ******* ' 'who gives a ****' etc. Women ( girls ) say almost anything at all about any topic whatsoever and get immediate responses...
    suckafool suckafool 31-35, M Feb 18, 2015

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    I was napping and my sister was screaming in

    the dream, I am not sure at whom exactly she was screaming but I could hear her loud voice in my dream, then I woke up because she was being very loud LOL This is the first time I know that I could actually wake up when someone is being loud in the dream. If any of you visit...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 4, 2015

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