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I Think This Is Funny

This is for the little things in life that bring a smile to your face 101 People

    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: just one. And then I'll replace any wiring thats is not up to code. 3. Dachshund: you know I can't...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    The Wiggletushie Family Portrait

    Pretty sure thats Wilmaaa's great grandpa,  Cletus "Cooter" Wiggletushie on the end. Wasn't he a handsome devil???
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2010

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    My Surgeon

    I was thinking about this earlier and it made me laugh. Thought I would share. Four days after my surgery, my surgeon stops by my hospital room to check up on me (make me laugh). I am a tad bit grouchy, but I put on a good face.. the man does own a knife and I may need him...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 10, 2013

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    I had a dream about this guy

    that I 'think' I am dating , he was my boyfriend and moved into my apartment , he was nice for a while and then he wanted to go somewhere I said I wasn't happy so he turned on me and threatened me then he left to go wherever taking my door keys with him , I put a spear set of...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 1 Response Feb 14

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    Tripping And Falling

    I think it is very funny when people trip or fall. I even laugh at myself when I trip and fall. A lot of times I trip over my charger cords and I think those times are funny. I fell down stairs and I thought it was really entertaining. (I wasn't hurt).
    emipurple emipurple 18-21, F Nov 10, 2013

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    Grammatical Naziism

    D'oh! We is good at grammers.
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 21, 2008

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    The Aardvark's Lair

    He rolled over, tight inside his sleeping log. Ants were plentiful and his tummy was full, but he just knew there had to be more to life.. I know.. he thought to himself, I need another Aardvark to talk to. This made him very happy. Until, he realized that he found Aardvarks to...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 10, 2013

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    Looters Prayer

    The Looters PrayerOur father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name,Thy Riots come, read it in "The Sun"In Birmingham, as it is in London,Give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our looting,As we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.Lead us not...
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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    I was giving my boyfriend head at his place.

    since we have to keep the door open per his parents rule, his sister kinda caught us ☺️ I personally think this is funny but of course he has no idea what to do now as to if he should confront her or just ask if she just hold it over his head. He doesn't care if his mom...
    Puretexan11 Puretexan11 16-17, F Feb 23

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    My Life Is Like Nintendo

    You are the the moment where you finally have the Final Boss on the ropes and the power goes out. You are the hot dog vendor that puts too little ketchup/mustard. You are the ******* that cuts me off on the freeway. You are the moment where someone takes you way out of context...
    CaptainMurphy CaptainMurphy 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 21, 2013

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    Sorry Charlie...

    Can this guy make any more of an *** of himself? I don't think so. Definition of a Douchebag = Charlie Sheen
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 4, 2011

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    Stupid But Funny!

    one of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite stupid but funny movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4&oq=spaceballs%20surr&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0.35655.36568.0.39360.5.5.0.0.0.0.140.630.0j5.5.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-27%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.skiuV0ZB7q4...
    meme111111 meme111111 36-40, M Oct 8, 2013

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    The Man Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, The guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " THE RULES" from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 3, 2012

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Jan 3, 2012

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    Difference Between Potential And Reality."

    A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality." His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor...
    wendu44 wendu44 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2012

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    My ex and his best friend got into a huge

    argument today and aren't friends anymore. Me and her have been texting for hours and now we're super good friends. We're hanging out over the weekend actually. Hahahahaha! XD I find this absolutely hilarious. I think we're both just happy to have his fake *** out of our lives.
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M Jan 24

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    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,

    I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with Israel and Palestine at it again,,, but did manage to kill a militant and his family ,Germany found out we have a spy in their ranks ,the...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    "dear Walter": A Man's Advice Column

    Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out, and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's...
    Vessa Vessa 41-45, F 5 Responses May 30, 2011

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    Bros Before Hos...

    If you wanna smile, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk&NR=1    That sh*t is fuuuunnny! ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2008

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    So this morning I was leaving

    for work , downed my coffee and went into my bedroom for my handbag and coat seeing as it's so cold , my coat was just lying on the bed so I picked it up And strapped it across the bag and got into the car and drove. When I got to work it got out of the car and couldn't...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 3 Responses Jan 28

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 1, 2010

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    Who's On First?

    A classic from Abbott and Costello. I laugh my butt off at this one every time and I have seen it many, many times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_gSWTQKE-0
    meme111111 meme111111 36-40, M Oct 18, 2013

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    LOL that mini heart-attack you get

    when a friend comes up to you saying "Guess what I heard about you"
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 9 Responses Mar 6, 2011

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    One Stormy Night

    They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly. and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance.... and wished that he would take...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 24, 2007

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    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F Feb 7, 2011

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Jan 3, 2012

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    Embarrassing Moments

    I get such a kick out of reading them, and always have. They are just so funny, and makes you feel better about embarrasing things you've done! Helps you not take yourself and life so seriously! Those answers to the question of the day, "Whats your most embarrasing moment...
    TheAvonChica TheAvonChica 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2008

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    Ruby Tuesday.

    I met Ruby Tuesday at Ruby Tuesday's about two years ago. That is how he got his nickname. I was having lunch beer (it was a bad day) and so was he. He kept staring at me across the bar but every time I looked up, he'd look away. Things like this make me laugh because they...
    harderthanithought harderthanithought 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 1, 2013

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    Okay so I got this from Family Guy

    and can't take credit for it, but will ask nevertheless. Let's say in our language pro and con are opposites. Pro tends to mean or descried moving forward or advancing, while con describes an obstruction in the past or to move backwards. So with this in mind what is the opposite...
    Meddle88 Meddle88 22-25, M Jun 10

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    acelya23 acelya23 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 3

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    Murphey's Law

    ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. Celibacy is not hereditary...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 9 Responses Dec 22, 2007

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    I laughed way to hard at this .

    .... It's the simple things :,)
    guessitsjustmexo guessitsjustmexo 18-21, F a week ago

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    Love Funny Ringtones

    I have a lot of funny ringtones. I like to change them a lot. I have one that is a toilet flushing. Another one is a fart. lol Everytime the phone rings I hear fart fart fart lol. My mom said that people will think that I am really farting. I have another one that yells "YEEHAW...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2008

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper

    is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation per square is not needed. The money gained from the cut on perforation can be used to making a higher quality product. Like dying the paper brown...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F Jan 8, 2011

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    My Buddy Showed Me This

    Hopefully I can post this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws_fU-jrvqc
    4gotwhereIwas 4gotwhereIwas 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    Whatsername21 Whatsername21 18-21, F 1 Response May 16

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    Catch Me If You Can

    Maybe some of you guys, need to have a good laugh to release some mid-week stress... Here's one good story:   A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day,10 lb. weight loss program. The next day,there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous...
    Mammy Mammy 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    In music class in grade 4 the music teach told us about the "Every good boy deserves fudge" to remember the lines to play recorder. The funny part was when people were suggesting...
    Izuka Izuka 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    This was the closest "experience" I could find that I could relate to in a way. Now, I'm not pointing any fingers or accusing him of cheating...I just feel like something has...
    supernovaChic supernovaChic 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    I've been in such serious relationships, and trust me they aren't that fun. I started working at Von's (Safeway grocery store) and became friends with this cool guy John Fajardo...
    missdaisyray missdaisyray 18-21, F Jul 10

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    i really don't think that i understand girls any more nor do i think that the ones i dated really understood what they really wanted so it was like a hopeless situation and a huge...
    alaacrot alaacrot 18-21, M Jun 29

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    I find it so funny! The reactions you get is brilliant, I also fid it funny when others do it
    backupmojo backupmojo 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Kanjoya is using EP to come up with emotionally intelligent chat bots and letting companies use out stories and profiles for marketing. Not to mention the occasional comments for...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Jul 5

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    Winks change everything. It makes everything sound dirty and funny. For instance: -I think a man is attacking my neighbor! Vs. I think a man is attacking my neighbor ;-)
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Falling on my face, even getting my family to laugh during tough times, got such a smile sometimes it hurts...but makes me laugh still. Do funny things that are embarrassing but...
    LizzieFizzie LizzieFizzie 18-21, F Jun 29

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    One time I was sitting by myself thinking about how awesomely hilarious I am, but I had no one around. It was a wasted funny moment. Sometimes funny can be sad too. But then I...
    heibel75 heibel75 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    A little background first: I met my current boyfriend while he was still dating his ex. I could tell he was into me even though he was dating her. Eventually he got my snapchat and...
    SkinnyJenny420 SkinnyJenny420 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    why do people equate having no sexual experience to innocence? Though it's true I am inexperienced in a lot of things but I have also gone through a lot as well. It's just so funny...
    reezaheartdogs reezaheartdogs 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    When I first joined this site four years ago, I was astounded that adults had sex and liked sex so much and that they talked about it. I thought that using toys was something very...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 21 hrs ago