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I Think This Is Funny

This is for the little things in life that bring a smile to your face 178 People

    Men ( boys) post about being lonely ,

    horny, lost, curious, amused etc and get DISSED by men and women alike. Severely derided and slammed .'Pervert', 'good luck', 'not here', nice try ******* ' 'who gives a ****' etc. Women ( girls ) say almost anything at all about any topic whatsoever and get immediate responses...
    suckafool suckafool 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 18

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    Difference Between Potential And Reality."

    A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality." His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor...
    wendu44 wendu44 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2012

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    Oh jeez I came on here this evening

    and look in my message box and she this girl that says "ew ur are ugly" I mean why waste your time and my time just to cyber insult me I mean if you think I'm ugly sure go ahead it's your opinion and say It to me will not change how I look it's just a very useless waste of time...
    Duchanne Duchanne 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2014

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    The Aardvark's Lair

    He rolled over, tight inside his sleeping log. Ants were plentiful and his tummy was full, but he just knew there had to be more to life.. I know.. he thought to himself, I need another Aardvark to talk to. This made him very happy. Until, he realized that he found Aardvarks to...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 10, 2013

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    kenzie0514 kenzie0514 13-15, F Dec 7, 2014

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    "dear Walter": A Man's Advice Column

    Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out, and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's...
    Vessa Vessa 41-45, F 6 Responses May 30, 2011

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    I Was Watching Marilyn By G-Eazy And.

    ....... Ohhh. I Can't.. Stop... Laughing. Oh My... This Is Why I Love YouTube. xD
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 16-17, F Aug 26, 2014

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    alexexe alexexe 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 27, 2014

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    My ex and his best friend got into a huge

    argument today and aren't friends anymore. Me and her have been texting for hours and now we're super good friends. We're hanging out over the weekend actually. Hahahahaha! XD I find this absolutely hilarious. I think we're both just happy to have his fake *** out of our lives.
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 18-21, M Jan 24, 2014

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    Because most of it is true.

    For me, anyway. :) Life in your early twenties vs life in your late twenties. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/life-in-your-early-twenties-vs-your-late-twenties
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 26-30 Nov 18, 2014

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    My Life Is Like Nintendo

    You are the the moment where you finally have the Final Boss on the ropes and the power goes out. You are the hot dog vendor that puts too little ketchup/mustard. You are the ******* that cuts me off on the freeway. You are the moment where someone takes you way out of context...
    CaptainMurphy CaptainMurphy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2013

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    https://m.facebook.com/story.

    php?story_fbid=1526125600861650&id=1318800798260799
    MsAnonymous1 MsAnonymous1 18-21, F Sep 29, 2014

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    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Sep 30, 2014

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    just about a week ago i fell off the train

    platform on to the tracks funny thin is i wasn't scared just the opposite.
    lamorrie lamorrie 18-21 Dec 29, 2014

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    acelya23 acelya23 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2014

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    Whatsername21 Whatsername21 18-21, F 1 Response May 16, 2014

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    So this morning I was leaving

    for work , downed my coffee and went into my bedroom for my handbag and coat seeing as it's so cold , my coat was just lying on the bed so I picked it up And strapped it across the bag and got into the car and drove. When I got to work it got out of the car and couldn't...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 3 Responses Jan 28, 2014

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper

    is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation per square is not needed. The money gained from the cut on perforation can be used to making a higher quality product. Like dying the paper brown...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 20, 2014

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 3, 2012

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    Looters Prayer

    The Looters PrayerOur father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name,Thy Riots come, read it in "The Sun"In Birmingham, as it is in London,Give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our looting,As we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.Lead us not...
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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    People think they know everything❗️ We

    have to live like we know nothing, be humble..too many "knows it all" out there, when we know nothing at the same time..we complete each other in this world..If we all use together all the positive we know, this world would be different! ☀️
    Katie419 Katie419 22-25, F Nov 25, 2014

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    Ashbarg Ashbarg 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    I had a dream about this guy

    that I 'think' I am dating , he was my boyfriend and moved into my apartment , he was nice for a while and then he wanted to go somewhere I said I wasn't happy so he turned on me and threatened me then he left to go wherever taking my door keys with him , I put a spear set of...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 1 Response Feb 14, 2014

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    The Man Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, The guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " THE RULES" from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    Hay everyone go on YouTube

    and look up Matthew lush he is so funny
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 1, 2014

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    Tripping And Falling

    I think it is very funny when people trip or fall. I even laugh at myself when I trip and fall. A lot of times I trip over my charger cords and I think those times are funny. I fell down stairs and I thought it was really entertaining. (I wasn't hurt).
    emipurple emipurple 18-21, F Nov 10, 2013

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    Who's On First?

    A classic from Abbott and Costello. I laugh my butt off at this one every time and I have seen it many, many times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_gSWTQKE-0
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M Oct 18, 2013

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    Christmas parties are like a box of chocolates.

    ..you never know want your gonna get, hahaha. My mom went to a Christmas party and she got a massive box of chocolates, haha.
    rottenroses rottenroses 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 15, 2014

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    I laughed way to hard at this .

    .... It's the simple things :,)
    guessitsjustmexo guessitsjustmexo 18-21, F Jul 18, 2014

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    Have you heard that that Pope Francis,

    after a recent visit to the Philippines(a country that is about 85% Catholic), said that "Catholics should not feel obligated to be like rabbits" regarding their breeding habits? Of course, he hasn't changed his or the Church's stance that contraception is unacceptable and...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 22

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    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,

    I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with Israel and Palestine at it again,,, but did manage to kill a militant and his family ,Germany found out we have a spy in their ranks ,the...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 9, 2014

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    My Surgeon

    I was thinking about this earlier and it made me laugh. Thought I would share. Four days after my surgery, my surgeon stops by my hospital room to check up on me (make me laugh). I am a tad bit grouchy, but I put on a good face.. the man does own a knife and I may need him...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 10, 2013

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    The Wiggletushie Family Portrait

    Pretty sure thats Wilmaaa's great grandpa,  Cletus "Cooter" Wiggletushie on the end. Wasn't he a handsome devil???
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2010

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    RoseC67 RoseC67 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    I was giving my boyfriend head at his place.

    since we have to keep the door open per his parents rule, his sister kinda caught us ☺️ I personally think this is funny but of course he has no idea what to do now as to if he should confront her or just ask if she just hold it over his head. He doesn't care if his mom...
    Puretexan11 Puretexan11 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 23, 2014

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    I was walking down the street this afternoon

    and the sun just hit my eyes, so I almost closed my eyes with a funny expression on my face (I didn’t see it of course, but I think it was funny), there was this guy facing me who started smiling at me, I think he thought I was smiling at him with this expression on my face, I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F Dec 27, 2014

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    Lilwillbe Lilwillbe 16-17, F Sep 29, 2014

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    One Stormy Night

    They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly. and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance.... and wished that he would take...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 24, 2007

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    I'm on here posting about two of the worst

    weeks of my life. Watching someone I love die. Watching family alienate and accuse me of stealing from the deceased but I still get people saying hi wanna be friends? Or even others who wanna be there and supportive and the message sounds hollow and stiff. Sorry about that. Or...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: just one. And then I'll replace any wiring thats is not up to code. 3. Dachshund: you know I can't...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 1, 2010

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    Murphey's Law

    ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. Celibacy is not hereditary...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 9 Responses Dec 22, 2007

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    Watch this if ur high

    or drunk XD http://youtu.be/iFiPANvxfDg
    Botdf1shutup Botdf1shutup 16-17, F Aug 29, 2014

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    Cemetery Music An American tourist in Vienna

    is walking through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827". Then he realizes that...
    Emnelyn Emnelyn 56-60, F 1 Response Oct 13, 2014

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    LOL that mini heart-attack you get

    when a friend comes up to you saying "Guess what I heard about you"
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 12, 2014

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    I Think Gene Wilder Is A Helluva Guy Thanks for lighting up our dull lives with your wit and humour and art. Gene Wilder was born Jerome Silberman in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to...
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    I love messing with trolls. they always think they have something on you. it's so funny how they think they can dodge a question with a ridiculous accusation that is based on...
    mrweerd mrweerd 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    Haha XD this gif though http://www.funnyjunk.com/Failed+revenge/funny-gifs/5270398/ I've seen it before, but it's alway funny :P
    TheGirlYouNeverKnew TheGirlYouNeverKnew 18-21, F Jan 29

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    you are not funny...........
    alone03 alone03 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    I think that the worst Pickup lines that I ever used was "Hey, I forgot my telephone number, can you give me yours??" And I remember that..... IT WORKED. She gave me her number and...
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Feb 7

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