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I Think This Is Funny

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    My ex and his best friend got into a huge

    argument today and aren't friends anymore. Me and her have been texting for hours and now we're super good friends. We're hanging out over the weekend actually. Hahahahaha! XD I find this absolutely hilarious. I think we're both just happy to have his fake *** out of our lives.
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M Jan 24

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    acelya23 acelya23 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 3

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    Sorry Charlie...

    Can this guy make any more of an *** of himself? I don't think so. Definition of a Douchebag = Charlie Sheen
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 4, 2011

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    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: just one. And then I'll replace any wiring thats is not up to code. 3. Dachshund: you know I can't...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    Looters Prayer

    The Looters PrayerOur father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name,Thy Riots come, read it in "The Sun"In Birmingham, as it is in London,Give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our looting,As we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.Lead us not...
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 3, 2012

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Jan 3, 2012

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    I laughed way to hard at this .

    .... It's the simple things :,)
    guessitsjustmexo guessitsjustmexo 18-21, F Jul 18

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    So this morning I was leaving

    for work , downed my coffee and went into my bedroom for my handbag and coat seeing as it's so cold , my coat was just lying on the bed so I picked it up And strapped it across the bag and got into the car and drove. When I got to work it got out of the car and couldn't...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 3 Responses Jan 28

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    Murphey's Law

    ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. Celibacy is not hereditary...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 9 Responses Dec 22, 2007

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    Ruby Tuesday.

    I met Ruby Tuesday at Ruby Tuesday's about two years ago. That is how he got his nickname. I was having lunch beer (it was a bad day) and so was he. He kept staring at me across the bar but every time I looked up, he'd look away. Things like this make me laugh because they...
    harderthanithought harderthanithought 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 1, 2013

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    Catch Me If You Can

    Maybe some of you guys, need to have a good laugh to release some mid-week stress... Here's one good story:   A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day,10 lb. weight loss program. The next day,there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous...
    Mammy Mammy 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    My Buddy Showed Me This

    Hopefully I can post this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws_fU-jrvqc
    4gotwhereIwas 4gotwhereIwas 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    Bros Before Hos...

    If you wanna smile, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk&NR=1    That sh*t is fuuuunnny! ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2008

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 1, 2010

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    My Surgeon

    I was thinking about this earlier and it made me laugh. Thought I would share. Four days after my surgery, my surgeon stops by my hospital room to check up on me (make me laugh). I am a tad bit grouchy, but I put on a good face.. the man does own a knife and I may need him...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 10, 2013

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    LOL that mini heart-attack you get

    when a friend comes up to you saying "Guess what I heard about you"
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 12

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    My Life Is Like Nintendo

    You are the the moment where you finally have the Final Boss on the ropes and the power goes out. You are the hot dog vendor that puts too little ketchup/mustard. You are the ******* that cuts me off on the freeway. You are the moment where someone takes you way out of context...
    CaptainMurphy CaptainMurphy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2013

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper

    is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation per square is not needed. The money gained from the cut on perforation can be used to making a higher quality product. Like dying the paper brown...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    Love Funny Ringtones

    I have a lot of funny ringtones. I like to change them a lot. I have one that is a toilet flushing. Another one is a fart. lol Everytime the phone rings I hear fart fart fart lol. My mom said that people will think that I am really farting. I have another one that yells "YEEHAW...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 8, 2008

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    "dear Walter": A Man's Advice Column

    Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out, and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's...
    Vessa Vessa 41-45, F 5 Responses May 30, 2011

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    Whatsername21 Whatsername21 18-21, F 1 Response May 16

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    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Jan 3, 2012

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    One Stormy Night

    They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly. and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance.... and wished that he would take...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 24, 2007

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    The Wiggletushie Family Portrait

    Pretty sure thats Wilmaaa's great grandpa,  Cletus "Cooter" Wiggletushie on the end. Wasn't he a handsome devil???
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 9, 2010

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    Stupid But Funny!

    one of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite stupid but funny movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4&oq=spaceballs%20surr&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0.35655.36568.0.39360.5.5.0.0.0.0.140.630.0j5.5.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-27%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.skiuV0ZB7q4...
    meme111111 meme111111 36-40, M Oct 8, 2013

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F Jan 8, 2011

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    I Was Watching Marilyn By G-Eazy And.

    ....... Ohhh. I Can't.. Stop... Laughing. Oh My... This Is Why I Love YouTube. xD
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Grammatical Naziism

    D'oh! We is good at grammers.
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 21, 2008

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    The Aardvark's Lair

    He rolled over, tight inside his sleeping log. Ants were plentiful and his tummy was full, but he just knew there had to be more to life.. I know.. he thought to himself, I need another Aardvark to talk to. This made him very happy. Until, he realized that he found Aardvarks to...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 10, 2013

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    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F Feb 7, 2011

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    The Man Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, The guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " THE RULES" from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    Difference Between Potential And Reality."

    A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality." His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor...
    wendu44 wendu44 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2012

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    Tripping And Falling

    I think it is very funny when people trip or fall. I even laugh at myself when I trip and fall. A lot of times I trip over my charger cords and I think those times are funny. I fell down stairs and I thought it was really entertaining. (I wasn't hurt).
    emipurple emipurple 18-21, F Nov 10, 2013

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    Embarrassing Moments

    I get such a kick out of reading them, and always have. They are just so funny, and makes you feel better about embarrasing things you've done! Helps you not take yourself and life so seriously! Those answers to the question of the day, "Whats your most embarrasing moment...
    TheAvonChica TheAvonChica 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2008

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    Watch this if ur high

    or drunk XD http://youtu.be/iFiPANvxfDg
    Botdf1shutup Botdf1shutup 13-15, F 9 hrs ago

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    Who's On First?

    A classic from Abbott and Costello. I laugh my butt off at this one every time and I have seen it many, many times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_gSWTQKE-0
    meme111111 meme111111 36-40, M Oct 18, 2013

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    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,

    I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with Israel and Palestine at it again,,, but did manage to kill a militant and his family ,Germany found out we have a spy in their ranks ,the...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I was giving my boyfriend head at his place.

    since we have to keep the door open per his parents rule, his sister kinda caught us ☺️ I personally think this is funny but of course he has no idea what to do now as to if he should confront her or just ask if she just hold it over his head. He doesn't care if his mom...
    Puretexan11 Puretexan11 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 23

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    Okay so I got this from Family Guy

    and can't take credit for it, but will ask nevertheless. Let's say in our language pro and con are opposites. Pro tends to mean or descried moving forward or advancing, while con describes an obstruction in the past or to move backwards. So with this in mind what is the opposite...
    Meddle88 Meddle88 22-25, M Jun 10

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    I had a dream about this guy

    that I 'think' I am dating , he was my boyfriend and moved into my apartment , he was nice for a while and then he wanted to go somewhere I said I wasn't happy so he turned on me and threatened me then he left to go wherever taking my door keys with him , I put a spear set of...
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 1 Response Feb 14

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    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita 41-45, F 9 Responses Mar 6, 2011

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    Weird Al Yankovic is a genius when it comes to funny stuff. At it for 25 years, he's still going strong and now my kids love watching him and are constantly singing his tunes. I'm...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 1 Response 40 mins ago

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    An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F Aug 12

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    Funny... Did you hear that? Funny! Yeah, the guy said, "Hunny, you're a funny girl." That's me! I just keep em in stitches. Doubled over. And though I may be all wrong for the guy...
    FunnyGirI1962 FunnyGirI1962 13-15, F Jul 31

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    Please watch my YouTube video I just posted if your thinking about having an abortion search sprimpas14 it's titled my biggest mistake (I regret my abortion)
    Sprimpas14 Sprimpas14 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    It is my personal belief that religion should not be preached publicly. I am a semi-atheist, and although I have no issues with people believing in certain things, to go around...
    dabram71 dabram71 16-17, M 3 Responses 46 mins ago

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    I mean being unintentionally funny has it's perks but I hate it when I say something and people just full on laugh like out of nowhere like stfu I'm not even trying to be funny lol...
    XSimplyXSuicideX XSimplyXSuicideX 13-15, F Jul 30

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    No. It wasn't funny. It was humiliating & contributing to my desire to give up on the human race. Why can't everyone just be Scotty Beckett? C'mon guys.
    Plutonianbabe Plutonianbabe 16-17, F Aug 1

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    I'm not funny, I'm brutally honest and people are so used to fake they think I'm joking
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F Aug 6

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                               The recent death by suicide of Robin Williams really hit me pretty hard...
    dannygirl89 dannygirl89 22-25, F Aug 18

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    I like funny people. Because they have good amazing jokes that they make and sometimes they just make you smile. I'm not a funny person but I'm a weird one. And no matter what...
    francescaastorga francescaastorga 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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