I Think This Should Be Our Wedding Vows

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    I Think This Should Be Our Wedding Vows

    From the movie Flash Gordon (1980)   Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe take this Earthling, Dale Arden to be your Empress of the hour? Ming: (pause) of the hour, Yes. Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will? Ming: (pause, then very...
    AZBowlman AZBowlman
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Dec 15, 2008

    Realistic? Wedding vows: ‘I promise to be

    disappointed by you and you alone. I promise to make you the sole repository of my regrets, rather than to distribute them widely through multiple affairs and a life of sexual Don Juanism. I have surveyed the different options for unhappiness, and it is you I have chosen to...
    Orangerocket Orangerocket
    36-40, F
    Feb 12, 2015
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