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I Think This Would Be Funny If It Wasnt Serious

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    desirabledreams desirabledreams 46-50, F Aug 13

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    A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer”.The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week”.The next day the same guy phones the...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    We see things from our own perspective, takes talking, and a little bit of appreciation, so stop the hating, so we can finally quit the debating, like if i **** on you, my day in...
    heyyo1234 heyyo1234 22-25, M Aug 9

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    I was thinking wouldn't it b nice if we could all live as happy and free from pain how woundful life would b x
    10hayleigh85 10hayleigh85 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    Don't you get tired of constantly doing the same dance even though all you get is ****** results? I mean what did you think would happen? I know a lot of people who keep doing this...
    emptyskyform emptyskyform 18-21, M Jul 27

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    Lol funny story. I remember one night my family went out to and the restaurant had two clowns to "entertain" the children lol. I remember them waving at me and telling to come...
    Chrissaysyourock Chrissaysyourock 16-17, M 12 hrs ago

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    Idk why but there's something very unnerving about being around a clown. They're supposed to be funny and make you happy but honestly they kinda scare me :P
    ButtersTheMerciful ButtersTheMerciful 13-15, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    The New Equal Rights Law (A Dream I Have) Part 9 After a very productive lunch I returned to my office to interview my potential admins. Janice had provided a readable copy of...
    slipgirl274 slipgirl274 61-65, T 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I have come across experiences that I would like to ask but then it's common sense to me. "I Always Shower Naked" "I Always Bath Naked" Can anyone explain this? I mean you...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    EP Q&A I admit used to a be dangerous place these days it seems safe, you don’t get carved up for saying something stupid. However this new style caused by mass-flagging has in...
    dtak0802 dtak0802 36-40, M 9 hrs ago

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    I'm skinny. I'm like a pencil. However, I have a stomach. I could run for a month and lose it. It's not that serious, but I look in the mirror at my face and my body and I feel...
    LeonardFinch LeonardFinch 16-17, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F Aug 12

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    My 20-year old son hates me. We have been so close his whole life. He really did not seek out the company of others his age. He grew up in the company of adults and with his IQ and...
    zepha123 zepha123 41-45, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I just need some advice. My boyfriend and I have been together off and on for 3 years. It's been a crazy *** ride. A lot of hurdles to overcome, between abuse on my part...
    kavlynn99 kavlynn99 22-25, F 7 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Experiences have made me careful. I always look for excuses to turn away from all things around me. I don't give my full self to situations. I can be my true, full self when i am...
    Unlearn Unlearn 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 28

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    2 ******* in my class were making fun of rape by humping chairs and stuff like that. They also mentioned rape jokes. How sick is that?? Rape is serious, it's something sick and no...
    adrianacecilia14 adrianacecilia14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Luxurious drug rehabs in Houston, Texas will give point out-of-the-art treatment with upscale amenities for anybody requiring the easiest drug treatment, just as Houston alcohol...
    William162d6ol9 William162d6ol9 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    When he introduced the Monthly bill in June 1963, President Kennedy urged Congress to pass it “for the just one plain, happy and priceless quality that unites us all as...
    Joshua603a4yn8 Joshua603a4yn8 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    The police didnt believe me. Neither did my parents. The only people who know are my 2 best friends, my brothers and my parents and police but they think I cried wolf. When I was...
    QuinnMac12 QuinnMac12 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I really dislike attention seekers. There is one guy who I met on EP named lititzkid and when we first met kept on harassing me telling me his dad has cancer and his dog died. He...
    CutiePie9999 CutiePie9999 16-17, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Why is it that Christians always get so affected when an atheist says something against their religion. And yes I know they will say that atheists are the angry ones. Well if...
    skydancer24 skydancer24 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    My boyfriend told me last night that he thinks Cheryl Cold is hotter than me. I wish I wasn't so insecure for this to bother me. I don't really care about celebrity crushes, I...
    Ceallsach Ceallsach 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    It's really sad with all the money and fame that he still felt bad enough that he didn't want to live anymore. He was a well loved celebrity. Goes to show you that true depression...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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    It was the 60th birthday of my mother in law Maria. On this occasion, we celebrated with her ​​and her husband in their home. Maria had made much trouble with lunch for her...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses Aug 12

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    I am a person who loves to make people happy. I am always helping my friends. But when I need help, they just don't seem to care. I have them my everything, they wouldn't do...
    Hamoudiss34 Hamoudiss34 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    Funny... Did you hear that? Funny! Yeah, the guy said, "Hunny, you're a funny girl." That's me! I just keep em in stitches. Doubled over. And though I may be all wrong for the guy...
    FunnyGirI1962 FunnyGirI1962 13-15, F Jul 31

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    "Serious" - Duran Duran Oh woman you make me feel Like I'm on fire Oh woman you make it real It's the only way for me So if we sometimes fight Doesn't mean we got problems Ain't...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    I will be turning 24 next week and I have never been in a serious relationship. The longest relationship that I have been in was when I was 17, it lasted only one year but changed...
    ScarlettJade0814 ScarlettJade0814 22-25, F Aug 6

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    Im in a bit of a bind right now. After not speaking to my mother for 3 years after I became pregnant I decided to let her back in my life to allow her to be part of this important...
    eusapia eusapia 31-35, F Aug 7

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    First I'm going to apologize since this is probably going to be a long one. My ex and I were together for 6 years. In those 6 years we only lived together for 1. We always had...
    feelinglost84 feelinglost84 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11

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                               The recent death by suicide of Robin Williams really hit me pretty hard...
    dannygirl89 dannygirl89 22-25, F Aug 18

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    I don't know if I'm fooling myself or not. I try to be happy all the time, I try to find happiness in the smallest things, and I embrace how lucky I am. I spend my free time the...
    Lateralus07 Lateralus07 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    I enjoy life and all the twists and turns it throws. I refuse to take things too seriously though. Enjoy what others bring, they are only in your life for a little while.
    3dogmatt 3dogmatt 36-40, M a week ago

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    A successful neighborhood miller, Edmund Collins was by now in possession of the raw ingredients to help make genuine ale when King George IV proclaimed that any individual could...
    Alexander815d4bq9 Alexander815d4bq9 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This Seaside Villa has a fantastic beachfront area that has a terrace and an open up air bathroom that features a spa tub.With sand floors and lagoon views, Atoll Sector offers a...
    Jewelgzr Jewelgzr 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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      My name is jocelyn. I am a very troubled teenager. No no nooo. Not that kind of troubled. I'm not suffering from depression or anxiety or anything medically serious. I...
    bitchpleease bitchpleease 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 29

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    Why are people christian and why do they worship God? It must be one of these reasons... 1) They fear what can happen to them on earth so they pray for protection and for good...
    skydancer24 skydancer24 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    All my life I have fought the fact that I am different than other people. Now I won't say I am on a higher deeper level than other people necessarily, or a lower one, but I am on a...
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    Hello my name is maddie, I just turned 21 and I'm planning on having a abortion. Let me start off by saying if you think your going to change my mind think again. I have looked at...
    maddieanmaddie maddieanmaddie 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Back in high school when I was in grade ten, my best friend introduced me to this guy that she went to semi formal with, just as friends, and ever since that day we became really...
    jenniferolise jenniferolise 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    Baby Brother My ten year old daughter, Raspberry, asked me this today. "Mommy, I am asking you seriously. Please, please give me a baby brother." When I posed for another of my...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Aug 1

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    What are fake gamers what is your definition of a fake gamer shall I look it up will I see your face in the book for hating for the us females who love video games ever since...
    Xxchristinx18 Xxchristinx18 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Today i think i'm having a depression mood swing. I have this summer assignment that i basically have to get done in 1 day or else i have go to the lake with my step-mom where i...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Okay, so I've noticed this within the past year or so. My mom is always going around treating my brother (middle child) better, and she acts like she likes him more, even though...
    whyphy whyphy 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I think im giving up on women. I cant suffer anymore. I know i will allways like them, but last years i managed it well not to crush on any of them anymore. I dont allow myself...
    angel8i angel8i 31-35, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Thinking too much can make you go mad and thinking too deep could mean you are probably over analyzing issues that do not require too much of analysis in the first place. But...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Well that part of me have not moved in here yet - YES I DO IT ALOT ON FB LOL - THE PROBLEM IS I WERE I WOULD BE MAKING A POINT AND REFERENCE , THERE WOULD BE THOSE WHO GET...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M 4 days ago