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He was so glib!!!
He apparently skipped his dose of whatever oil concoction Xenu has him on, the day he jumped on couches trying to convince himself he was sooo in love !!
Can't believe I'm the first to post this South Park clip...
I´ll let the image speak for itself
Batman and Robin
Ernie and Bert
and The Seven Dwarfs
Well, my friends, No need to worry about Mr. Cruise coming out of the closet, anymore. He doesnt have to. He has just finished the programming and transformation of Katie Holmes, his beard ( sorry , his wife ) into his doppelganger and now she looks like a taller reflection of...
What the hell is with this guy!?!?! Something is obviously bothering him and his anger level makes me wonder if some aberation in his potty training didn't turn him to the dark side??
Now that I think of it, I'd like him to stay in the closet. And we'll lock it and put a huge dresser in front of it so he won't be able to get out.
The man is a fruitcake. Fucknuts. Absolutely crazy.