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I Think Tom Cruise Should Come Out of the Closet

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    Not Very Convincing

      He was so glib!!! He apparently skipped his dose of whatever oil concoction Xenu has him on, the day he jumped on couches trying to convince himself he was sooo in love !! Eeeeww !!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 13 Responses Feb 9, 2009

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    Actually....

    Now that I think of it, I'd like him to stay in the closet.  And we'll lock it and put a huge dresser in front of it so he won't be able to get out. The man is a fruitcake.  Fucknuts.  Absolutely crazy.   
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 10 Responses Feb 8, 2009

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    WTF???

    What the hell is with this guy!?!?! Something is obviously bothering him and his anger level makes me wonder if some aberation in his potty training didn't turn him to the dark side??
    chickenguy chickenguy 51-55, M 6 Responses Nov 8, 2008

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    Together With

    Batman and Robin The smurfs Ernie and Bert Big Bird and The Seven Dwarfs
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 31 Responses Oct 18, 2008

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    HE Doesnt Have to Anymore

    Well, my friends, No need to worry about Mr. Cruise coming out of the closet, anymore. He doesnt have to. He has just finished the programming and transformation of Katie Holmes, his beard ( sorry , his wife ) into his doppelganger and now she looks like a taller reflection of...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 9 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    Oh, Dear Xenu, Where Do I Begin ?

      I´ll let the image speak for itself  
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 12 Responses Sep 22, 2009

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    Shot Yourself In the Foot,Tom!

    I don't read tabloid scandal sheets or gossip columns . I don't watch "Oprah". You were as butch as a traffic cop,American Indian chief, construction worker,cowboy or biker...until you forced Comedy Central to pull a certain episode of "South Park". BAD MOVE...
    Rob22make3 Rob22make3 41-45, M 3 Responses Oct 18, 2008

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    Ya

    Can't believe I'm the first to post this South Park clip... http://www.strimoo.com/video/10167260/South-Park-Tom-Cruise-R-Kelly-MySpaceVideos.html
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 19, 2008

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