I Think Tom Cruise Should Come Out of the Closet

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    What the hell is with this guy!?!?! Something is obviously bothering him and his anger level makes me wonder if some aberation in his potty training didn't turn him to the dark side??
    chickenguy chickenguy
    51-55, M
    5 Responses Nov 8, 2008

    HE Doesnt Have to Anymore

    Well, my friends, No need to worry about Mr. Cruise coming out of the closet, anymore. He doesnt have to. He has just finished the programming and transformation of Katie Holmes, his beard ( sorry , his wife ) into his doppelganger and now she looks like a taller reflection of...
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    5 Responses Oct 21, 2008


    Now that I think of it, I'd like him to stay in the closet.  And we'll lock it and put a huge dresser in front of it so he won't be able to get out. The man is a fruitcake.  Fucknuts.  Absolutely crazy.   
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Feb 8, 2009

    Oh, Dear Xenu, Where Do I Begin ?

      I´ll let the image speak for itself  
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Sep 22, 2009

    Not Very Convincing

      He was so glib!!! He apparently skipped his dose of whatever oil concoction Xenu has him on, the day he jumped on couches trying to convince himself he was sooo in love !! Eeeeww !!
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    7 Responses Feb 9, 2009

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    Batman and Robin The smurfs Ernie and Bert Big Bird and The Seven Dwarfs
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    Oct 18, 2008


    Can't believe I'm the first to post this South Park clip... http://www.strimoo.com/video/10167260/South-Park-Tom-Cruise-R-Kelly-MySpaceVideos.html
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 19, 2008
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