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I Think Vibrators Are Better Than Men

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 15 People

    Well...

    You obviously haven't met me then.
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    Apr 9, 2009

    So Much Better

    Vibrators never dissapoint by going soft or finishing too soon. They have better manners than most men. They understand the words NO! or NOT RIGHT NOW! They are not pushy or aggressive. They are in tune with what I need.
    fullfigureozchick fullfigureozchick
    18-21, F
    Jul 29, 2009

    Um, Well...

    When it comes to actually getting the job done, they are.  You don't have to worry about them getting you pregnant or finishing before you have.  It's quick, clean, and simple.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    I Would Know, I Am One

    Actually, I consider myself both. I may be a man, but I know my limits, and how they can be complimented. I have this wonderful little toy and an incredible amount of stamina. The wonderful thing about this toy is that I can use it like I would the tool I was born with (and...
    V8fusion V8fusion
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2010

    OMB !!!!!

      A whole new way to plug 'n play! Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    19 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    Let Me Count the Ways

    They never say no They don't want to talk You don't have to cook You know they are faithful They never get jealous They're always ready
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    18 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    Oh My Bananna !

    To be honest, This is the first group that i joined because I'm impressed in the name HAHAHA ! I would like to admire MizzBlue to create such amazing fun but very true group ! Ooops Lol Well, For me, I've never tried Bananna (*****) yet but I think it would be great if my...
    DollyDiva DollyDiva
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    If It's Getting Off You Need !

     Sometimes a woman just needs to be with herself.   It's not as messy, and some times it's so much more .................intimately intense ?     I  have always loved to love myself, I have gone as far as to taste myself. To feel my muscles...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    Mmmm

    Well my marriage is sexless and I have tried everything to fix it.  So now I turn to the next best thing, my vibrator, sure does give me pleasure like I have never experience before :)
    tatteredwings tatteredwings
    36-40
    1 Response Apr 20, 2009
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