I Think We Need a Good Laugh

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    This Should Do It!

    This kids laugh is awesome!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2011

    There's a bear and a rabbit going poop in the

    woods. The bear looks at the rabbit and in a quiet conspiratorial tone asks if the rabbit has problems with poop sticking to his fur. The rabbit looks up at the bear disgusted and replies, "No, I don't!" So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.
    GirlyMe GirlyMe
    51-55
    Sep 27, 2014

    A business owner decides to take a tour around

    his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says, "Son, how much do you make a day?" The guy replies, "150 dollars." The owner pulls out...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 3, 2014

    3 New Jokes

    LAUGH NO. 1 Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?" LAUGH...
    mahler mahler
    70+, F
    5 Responses Jul 3, 2008

    A patient complained to his doctor,

    "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis." The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then you'll see that I was right."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2014

    A cute blond girl is speeding down the freeway

    and is pulled over by a blond female cop. The cop walks up to her can and asks to see her drivers license. The girl fumbles through her purse for a while and then looks up at the cop and asks what it looks like. The cop frowns, "It's a square thing with your picture on it...
    GirlyMe GirlyMe
    51-55
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    A preacher was walking down the street

    when he noticed a little boy trying to ring a doorbell, but it was just out of his reach. After watching his efforts for some time, the preacher walked over and rang the bell. He then asked the boy, "now what", to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2014

    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 27, 2015

    It keeps you healthy

    and alive so keep laughing :)
    Ashley99906 Ashley99906
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 14, 2014

    The first-time father,

    beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right. "So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 2, 2014

    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 27, 2015

    For anyone who could use a laugh,

    this video is worth watching. I love Ellen! She cracks me up...😍 http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=G3pu5l3rRDo
    Aimee17 Aimee17
    41-45, F
    1 Response Sep 24, 2014

    Question: To change centimeters to meters you.

    ...? Answer: Take out centi.
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767
    46-50, F
    Sep 26, 2014

    Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to

    avoid a box that fell out of the truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 6, 2014

    A couple decided to go to SriLanka to thaw out

    during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left first and flew to SriLanka on Thursday, with his...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767
    46-50, F
    Sep 26, 2014
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