I Think We Need a National Idiot Day

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    Ummm, Let's See.....

    I think maybe we have already had enough National Idiot Days, but I could be wrong. Let's see - 8 years of G. W. Bush times 365 days = 2,920 days plus 2 for Leap Years = 2,922. That's enough to last us almost three millenia.  Which would last us until the year 4932...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx
    51-55, F
    1 Response Feb 23, 2010

    Maybe Not

    shouldn't it be a national smart day?  we are all idiots sometime each day.
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Feb 25, 2009

    Keeping A Straight Face As A Court Reporter

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and   now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Feb 23, 2010

    Job Opening

    I keep waiting for the job of Village Idiot to open up.  I figure it is the perfect job.  Nobody will expect anything of you.  You can drool all you want in public and nobody will ever be able to figure out if you aren't doing your job right.
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Feb 16, 2009


    I have already gathered them all in the one office   Just up to the committee to come up with a date   I will make sure none of them are on leave that day
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Feb 23, 2009
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