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I Think We Should Have a Penis Appreciation Day

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 114 People

    How Could We Not?

    The thought of the penis in any form makes my day!  And I know how to make them talk to me!
    RedheadJolene RedheadJolene
    41-45, F
    16 Responses Sep 25, 2008

    Had to Join This Group

    I love penis - and when I saw this group, I had to join.  I think that if I had a penis - I would definitely worship it, and appreciate it every day - starting from the minute I woke up!  I would touch it, wash it, squeeze it - really...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Nov 23, 2008

    We should thank them

    and enjoy a full day of enjoying their penis. Wow I can think of so many things to do with it to make them feel extra special!
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Mar 25, 2014

    What Worries Me...

    ... is how are we expected to show this appreciation?
    WyldHoney WyldHoney
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Aug 26, 2008

    To Remind Those Men Who Don't Know,

     That many women really do need and want them sexually and can very much love all of their body just as much as they love ours
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Dec 31, 2008

    I Think Every Day Should Be Pa Day!

    Well I wish someone would appreciate mine daily...   Hey, I'm just being honest.   And to be fair, I'd gladly return the favor to the appreciative woman by appreciating her whole body.
    JRSK007 JRSK007
    51-55, M
    Dec 6, 2008


    Every day is Penis Appreciation Day for me.  ;)
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Sep 9, 2008


    Everyday should be PENIS APPRECIATION DAY! Because when it's penis appreciation day, it's vagina appreciation day!!! I think vaginas deserve it more than the penis! They are the ones that have to go through child birth and yeast infections!
    PrettyFlowerbythesea PrettyFlowerbythesea
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Aug 26, 2008

    Only One?

    Surely we should take time to appreciate it every day - it so loves attention after all and loves me so much in return.     
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Jul 1, 2009


    And I think I'll start today! So ladies... here's how this new holiday works. Go find your X and get some dull scissors and once you have the Penis in hand meet me out back by the fire. :) (Y'all might wanna rethink this group guys)
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2009


    oooh that ******* avatar. wow. umm not the prettiest sight to look at. but yeah, maybe we should? but if we have one of those we should also have a vajayjay appreciation day.  haha that sounds funny to say too. ha.
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 26, 2008
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