I Think You Are Jealous Of My Butt

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 118 People

    It Happened Again..random People Talking About My Backside

    I was just minding my own beeswax, waiting for the elevator to stop so I could get on. When two people from my training class started talking to me. One girl and one guy. The girl randomly said" you know you got a big HORSE BOOTY! I wish I could get mine like that." My jaw...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Sep 5, 2012

    I get a lot of haters

    because I am naturally gifted in my backside. It's really annoying.
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

    Hahahaahahhah

    too funny had to join this group! LOL It's okay, I don't think anyone is jealous of my butt, but it's a great conversation starter!
    1nourmindseye 1nourmindseye
    31-35, M
    Sep 21, 2011

    Hahahahaha!

    this group kicks ***
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Apr 19, 2010

    Not Sure If "jealous" Would Be Quite The Right Term, Butt...

    I personally love it when other women, even straight women, express their appreciation of my ***. I often get comments about my derriere, mostly coming from men, who are often drunk at that time. Sometimes, however, I receive a compliment from another woman and for some reason...
    lookatherbutt lookatherbutt
    22-25, F
    Jul 4, 2012

    Undeniably Its Own Entity!

    True story folks, I wouldn't make this up..Ever since, my pre-teen years, I can recall my aunts and random lady relatives giving my butt a nice smack.It was like some kind of side-show attraction that I had nothing to do with.My mother would tease me...she would say, " I dont...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Sep 21, 2011

    Jealous Of My Butt

    if anyone is jealous of my butt, I'll laugh!  :DI have a pear shape butt.  I would rather be an apple shape butt!  lol.  ;P(CBS)Do you know if your body is apple-shaped or pear-shaped? In her new book "Apples & Pears: The Body Shape Solution for Weight Loss and Wellness," Dr...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Apr 26, 2011

    I hate it when someone has an awesome butt

    and and they don't even squat! They just run around and make exercise look easy and fun. Ugh. What the **** nature?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 30, 2014
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