1. You know more about cars than most men.
2. You were crushin on Portia before Ellen was, and pretty upset that she got her!
3. Remember Anne Heche from Another World...cuz you fantasized about her.
4. Begged your parents to attend an all girls highschool.
5. Ken was...
When you were five, Ken was never a part of the picture when it came to Barbies.
When you were seven, you always played the male role in the game "House", just cause you got an exuse to be married to a girl.
When you were nine, you were always more into girl singers...
I've always found women to be beautiful.
Unfortunately, I was raised in a faith that did not accept this. Although I've left this faith, I've still not been comfortable enough to accept my sexuality with women because so many of my friends are still in the faith.
I honestly don...
Q. Why are you a lesbian?
A. Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend
Q. Is one of you "butch" and the other "femme"?
A. Yes, but we trade off every time we roll over
Q. Do you plan to have children?
A. We`re trying! (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean, know what I...
You might be a lesbian if:
A woman or girl walks by and you just have to turn your heard around to see if she is really from this planet..
Just can't get enough of her perfume....
Watch the girl at the gym taking off her top, and all you see are her breasts.
Loved these thought I might throw in a few from my own expierence
1. You have ever and I mean ever wore Doc Martins and flannel at the same time.
2. All the men you have ever dated were so feminine people thought they were gay.
3. You have ever...
If, yes you know exactly what tribadism is and own a first edition copy of, "The Joy of Lesbian Sex," and treasure it.
If, when at age 4 when your mother caught you wearing your sister’s things you were shocked to learn you were a...
You're straight but 'just prefer' lesbian ****
You love nude female paintings
You always feel 'some how' when your girlfriends undress in front of you. You find yourself surreptitiously starring at her boobs/butt
When your girlfriends hug you for too...