I Think You Need to Know Your Fly Is Open

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 39 People

    Enough Said!

    When a person's zipper is unzipped...It just irritates the heck out of me!!  Whether your using the restroom or getting dressed...Zip up the zipper on your PANTS!
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog
    70+
    8 Responses Jul 3, 2009

    Fly

    If your fly is open you need to know about it, but you dont need to know from me.
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    Apr 5, 2010

    Common Courtesy

    I think everyone needs to knwo their fly is down It's not that hard...just casually pull the person aside and tell them in a nice soothing tone (laughing is not necessary), let them know their zipper is open. I tell folkjs when ever I notice.  I've never had anyone say WHY...
    trixiegirl trixiegirl
    46-50, F
    Sep 10, 2009

    How to Break the News

    How to tell a guy his fly is open and it looks stupid?   The horse is out of the barn?   Mr. Winkie wants a bit of fresh air..I don't know why I'm seeing too many downed and forgotten zippers lately..hum..Should we let Mother Nature take her course? A cool...
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    11 Responses Jul 3, 2009

    A Little Story

    This person's fly was open, and their pubic hair was crawling out. grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosssss.
    musared musared
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 21, 2009

    Xyz!!

    If your fly is open and you haven't felt a cool breeze yet, I don't mind telling you that you should "XYZ"  Examine Your Zipper.  I won't even be rude about it or look at you like a perv, hopefully it was just an honest mistake that will be quickly and discreetly corrected.It...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood
    31-35, F
    Mar 26, 2011
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