I Think You Should Bite Me

For those of us that like a little bite from lovers! 65 People

    I've Written It Somewhere Else But...

    I used to say that a lot but I have some very warped people in my life who kept taking me literally! >:[And now just because Jack and Garrus are awesome: 
    BeteNoire BeteNoire
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    SaveTheGeek SaveTheGeek
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    Heyababe Heyababe
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    Then I Could Bite You Back!!

    I HAD to join this group.  Fungirl..just makes some that I am hypnotically drawn too!!!   But this one is AWESOME and could well cure one of my BIGGEST pet peeves... EVAH!!  That being those annoyingly, half hearted, AIR KISSES...Grrrrrrrrrrrr  I like to "lip lock" with the...
    sierra33 sierra33
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Sep 3, 2011

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