I absolutely cannot stop laughing.... dinner with the bro &nephews today in London. driving along an overly cramped street with lil to no space to even breath, my Bro said slow...
You dont understand.
And me says explain.
And they say fok you.
And me says ok when.
And they see my trap.
But deny chat.
And still suffer.
You dont know me.
But me knows the mood
And the behavior.
And they aint the first
To say and do what they did.
I don't know why I find this so funny..
Q: what kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
Specially from Bill. He makes every conversation utterly sweet and funny. Bill, I love talking to you. ☺
Watch the video it's so funny
I neec the marital status of each
Hoe on ep male or female
I say chris is just a bob for apples
But lawyers wanna know
Shes banging a chick
I need the marital status of each
I love funny insults, if you don't try to take them to seriously you'll have a fun time.
This situation never fails to make me laugh out loud while I am all alone.
I know this guy who is a little dumb, he once wanted to call in sick, what was his excuse? He messaged...
yea i m very funny, i want to see every one to be very happy,
I love funny guys who are childish that's like 5 points right there lol
I have a funny (but gross) story for everyone... So a couple of days ago at the nail salon, a lady walked in. Her attitude was very rude, obnoxious and ghetto. She was basically...
I'm so plain I'm invisible.
Nobody notices when I enter a room.
I don't have a nice smile.
I'm the type of person who was in your class for your entire school career yet you don...
Ah, but I am exactly as funny as I think I am! You just have to be a huge nerd to get all my jokes. :P
I sometimes fart and sneeze at the same time. It's so funny and embarrassing, but really funny.
My boyfriend came yesterday to spend the day with me and baby (baby and I?).And he finally let me cornrow his hair. Lol.He looked so funny, not because hes white but maybe if his...
What you have seen...Better see it again to be double sure
Can't upload it so I'll include what it said.
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Mom:You're so beautiful/handsome!
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Dad: You're gonna break...
Um all these things, all the time
I called a Tina today at work and thought "Tina! Eat your meatloaf!" But accidentally said it out loud 😂😂😂
I was going for a job interview in 2005 and was so nervous and couldn't eat anything that day.
Twenty minutes before my job interview my stomach started the make noises so I went...
I don't know they're just hilarious. And not the idiotic ones like when someone just randomly shouts out 69 or something but the more thought out ones or when someone tells me a...
There's just something about a guy who makes you giggle like a little schoolgirl. :)
I like girls farting, any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
A day without sunshine is like, you know?? Night.
I recently got crap from someone for replying a day late. Like they knew me personally and I had tried to offend them.
Technically we hadn't spoken since I said hello.
ok lets see what all of ya'll been doing the last minute :P lol
EP is full of perverted trolling clowns... Hahaha
^ Literally can't get over this! And this one! ;)And this ='DCourtesy: Sent by a facebook friend!
What do you think of people that heart their won posts?
This is just a really funny story I wanted to share. In first grade, I was playing tag with my friends. Being the clumsy and stupid person I am, I ran into a pole. My front tooth...
.. So today, my worst fear was realised ... I entered the men’s room by accident!
I had just finished a lengthy exam, was pretty tired, I had a headache, was drowsy and dizzy, I...
When guys block me cause I don't send naughty pics.
Here is another funny tweet that is in a compiled list of tweets in an article where parents post funny or not-so-funny things that pertain to their kids and them.
I am reading a web site that features weekly compilations from parents who twitter their experiences with kids. Some are funny and some aren't - in my opinion. Here is one I think...
Don't like me? Cool!! I don't wake up every morning to impress you.