I appreciate, when such men exist and their women get lucky to have them by their sides.
But I truly love and adore my Twin Flame, who is tender, sweet, kind, funny and very...
It's always nice. And people who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
I thought it was funny anyway
Wife asked husband if her butt is big
Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill
Husband wants to get frisky that night
Wife says... "and I'm...
Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
What do people think?
Bikram Choudhury: Yoga guru fined $6.5m over sexual harassment http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35416613
This makes it tough for us average Joes...
You got to admit...you do look rather funny!!!!
I find it funny that when people want you to change for them, they won't even step out of their own comfort zone hmm..
Mike Tyson is the most unintentionally funny person ever
I like being funny some of these groups on ep though are just too funny they can't be real people doing the stuff I want to laugh
so a telemarketer phones me and I decide to **** with him so this is how it goes:
me - what are you wearing
him - did I just hear you right. did you just ask me what I am...
My Greatest Inspiration
Over the years I've had many experiences that have inspired me to be true to myself. So far, my greatest inspiration has been a young man I met about...
"Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion.
And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence."
Red Dwarf; Arnold J Rimmer
this one is more of a let go line
baby you must be miss ford cuz I just have to kick your ***
sorry ford owners
I pick up more than yellow chicks
No way, I don't have the lungs for this.
12 missed calls from my roommate cause I went missing for 2 hours
Anyone have new ones? I'm tired of all the cliches...there has to be some new material out there? I'm not saying to hit on me...I'm just wondering what people have heard?
Buddy and I came across this store, and we found it kinda funny. 😂
Look at the pic.Left is my favorite lingerieset my wife has.Right is my favorite thong bikini she has.Left is only worn as undergarment and nobody, besides me, the kids and her see...
What Are You Like?
(A true story inspired by my late mum)
So I was having a conversation with my mother.
"Do you realise you use the word "like" when you speak?" she said
Aha! (a true story)
I was chatting to this guy who told me he's from Denmark but has been living in the UK for a long time. His name was Morten.
"Wow, there's a singer called...
Girls what's your caption on this pic ?
When unexpected pleasures become awkward moments.
I know my aunt used to cook that and oh it is my heavenly treat
Well my mother does and is really not a paddle but a big wooden spoon 😢 but still gets very embarrassing when guests ask what is for ?
lmfao! I guess Misty77 had too much class to show everybody how stupid she looked after her pathetic comeback. poor thing.
Now that is one awesome doggie....wowser wow 😲
Three years ago, I was cast in a community theater production of "Funny Girl." The director gave us strict instructions not to make any reference or imitations to the film (even on...
"When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Sooooo... considering the situation, do you think this parking lot will give the owner of this car-cicle a flat rate for parking until the Spring thaw? 😁
Funny on a number of levels...(from lifebuzz.com)
Myself and future Mr Gaga.He totally gets me, knows that purple is my favourite colour and that I can't say no to purple flowers!
EXACTLY me when I am studying O.oWOULD YOU ALL STOP DISTRACTING ME
Soft Instrumental for Kids:
Musical Mobile Phone on Youtube: