In computer applications I yelled out I think there's hot singles in my area lol
It's funny to see people comment" why don't you already die? Or hope you cut deeper this time" funny just funny..
After the whole "'r' and 'u'" story I posted, someone sent me a message with the word "you" in all caps lol. Well I don't know if it was supposed to annoy me, but it just seemed...
That feel when you're going to the bathroom then wake up and realize you wet the bed o.o
Just came to me, imagine this is the words to a techno song, the early kind that had a Hal 9000 kind of voice
Laser the muttons
Save the coupons
I received a surprisingly sweet and thoughtful message from an old friend.
I had recently brought up the fact that we weren't as close as we were before, that our online...
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good
Everyone I'm around says im funny. IDK how I even got funny i guess it's just im a character.
You are about to read a funny and racist joke. :D" if you speak 3 language you're trilingual , if you speak 2 language you're bilingual and when you speak one language means you're...
I especially love funny movies like revenge of the nerds just watched it for the 10,000 time in my life lol but idc its just a great movie
I took a sip of my coffee when I was late for and was hastening to class, then I choked on it. I was turning really red trying not to make a fuss over it. The coffee came out my...
No not a picture but a funny parody video.
I am too lazy to find a different group.
Not will still only making a request a lot of these techniques and strategies aid in increasing a person's enjoyment, but it will moreover let Loa to dedicate yourself you'll when...
I love to laugh and joke around...most people have no idea of my "real" humor.
A man that is genuine, honest and funny gets my attention pretty quickly :D
I find it funny when go some of this stories this other groups mostly the other women group cause it pop up in my feed. How they b*tch about the guy they mess with don't give them...
**** you guys, I'm bored as hell and you ******* won't do something funny
Around 7-8am I had to get on the train with my mom to where she works. It's usually too crowded around those times. When the train arrived everyone seemed to be in a rush that they...
I just ordered dinner for two...and eat it by myself....
Please don't get sweet & funny mistaken for lame. Stay away if you are, don't want to be any lamer than I already am.
its been a long time since the last things a posted about. reading back all the things that i had posted is really funny. i don't know i was that naughty, posting all those...
Are you a Xbox, cause I wanna play with you all day
If you were an apple..... you'd be a sexy apple
this person asked me if my name was wifi because he was looking for a connection..??
Kids react when their parents tell them they ate all their Halloween candy lol. Link below--
hey girl is your name google? cause you have everything i'm searching for
When I was 14 years old a friend came over for the day to hang out during the summer. Since I lived near a park, we walked over and hung out like a couple of delinquents for awhile...
Well actually this more so happened to my brother, I was just along for the ride. My brother had this friend that I couldn't stand and he came over to the house when our parents...
are you Tennessee because you're the only ten I see
Are you a street performer? because you have my attention.
That funny moment during sex when you get wayyy into it and you don't realize what you're saying, Lmao like " fvck yeah woof woofff, yeah you lint licker, hot cross buns b!tch...
The challenge for me is to do this and not have coffee come out of my nose. In fact, when that does happen, it's the equivalent of Siskel and Ebert giving two thumbs up😜😜
The historical moment in a guy's life is when a girl asks,
"Can I add you on Whatsapp?"
just saw for jolly rancher candy. Ended with just keep sucking! like a that's what she said joke;
This just made me laugh. ;)
"I bet when cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, "Man you're such a cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
I remember hearing these 2 quotes
'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Except bears, bears will kill you'
'What doesn't kill me, better run pretty damn fast'
Some are funnier than others, but yeah they usually get a laugh out of me.
I didn’t give you the finger...you earned it.