I This Is Just Plain Funny

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 7 People

    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Nov 26, 2012

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    EP is closing !!! My gmail/Hangouts : alwayscare2love@gmail.com I just want to talk to ppl with good intentions. Not pervs plz... ^-^
    Care2Love Care2Love
    13-15, F
    Apr 21
    yesterday I posted sm feelings under "this is my last post" ...n 2day again m posting things...before ep closes I just wanna share n express everything I want to...,.. :D lol
    itsmecrazyUCme itsmecrazyUCme
    13-15, F
    Apr 21
    omg i laughed so hard, i think i'm dead. i love this! who ever made this, ily! can u see Damian? lmao
    SilverUniicorn SilverUniicorn
    70+, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    I wanna do a lighter post I guess before it's the end. Almost like a finale. I just don't know exactly what to write about, but I might just write about a few random things that...
    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    Many victims of harassment have a curious problem, tailors! Whenever they get something stitched, tailors make some mistakes. Despite the customer giving endless instructions to...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman
    46-50, F
    Apr 20
    I'm VegasBaby. I was here in 2009. I can claim the great honor of being the first person here to have sex with someone else from this board. Actually, I guess she can claim the...
    vegasbaby551 vegasbaby551
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Apr 19
    Have you ever noticed that the symbol '&' looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor? O_o
    SpaceOddity00 SpaceOddity00
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    Tell me place names you think sound funny and I will agree with you and chuckle myself :) :D
    kbpimpin87 kbpimpin87
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 16
    Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. This Is Priceless :) 
    Moonlighting22 Moonlighting22
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 16
    'Eye Halve A Spelling Chequer' Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin not sea. Eye strike a key and type a word...
    TValentine TValentine
    56-60, M
    Apr 16
    Firstly sory for my bad english Im a 1st year college student and im in love with my senior. When i frst saw him i think tht i just like his face, and i got it all wrong. I met him...
    Foodx Foodx
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    my mom does I hate it people ask me about it
    brooklynboyd2002 brooklynboyd2002
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
    My son. Yes, my son has this vivid imagination that is so fun to listen to. He and I will make up stories of simple scenarios and belly laugh so loud that it upsets my daughter...
    notAloneWithYou notAloneWithYou
    36-40, F
    Apr 14
    My buddy at work cracks me up. He knows I'm a serious online shoe shopper & I'm looking online at these shoes and he says to me "stop buying shoooooooz! If I where your man, I'd...
    notAloneWithYou notAloneWithYou
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 14
    I always wondered.... I always stared at the stars, sometimes I wept and wondered upon the heavens for someone like you. .... A lot of the times I just hurt more than words can...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 13
    MARINA OF THE ROCKS You have a taste of tempest on your lips—But where did you wander All day long in the hard reverie of stone and sea? An eagle-bearing wind ******** the hills...
    ScissorhandsFingeredMe ScissorhandsFingeredMe
    16-17, F
    Apr 12
    My kinda choice of people :) 😀
    likePheonix likePheonix
    26-30, M
    Apr 12
    Here's mine. New Life Surrogacy Global Network is an ultra sophisticated sick scam. It is a total fraud. If you want to just give away your money for a service you will never...
    fschmidt2020 fschmidt2020
    36-40, M
    Apr 12
    I have my own personal measurement tool for "Standard" inside my inner world. But when I see someone who takes out his own personal ruler to measure others' standard in public, it...
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    Apr 11
    Laughing at really bad times, it's complicatingly helpful and just plain miserable when you experience it. My 'worst days' probably can't be compared to older people since I am...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 11
    CLICK Raging revolution failed and won, Heroes birthed and then undone, Epic sunsets and crashing seas, Dirty tears and broken pleas. Stern miners painted in coal, Glimpses of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 11
    Everywhere I go something very small is expensive. This simple plain freaking bracelet Is $45.00 from pandora. That's crazy. Makeup brushes are about $10 at some popular brand...
    staystyleandsmile staystyleandsmile
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    Hahahaha This one is epic
    likePheonix likePheonix
    26-30, M
    Apr 11
    Just a fantasy... (based on this ideal person... Fictitious of course) (Kind of bored, so I felt like posting it here too..) Us It's so dark in my room Like the kind of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 11
    by often I mean not at all. their was a time when I was really young but it's past when I traveled to London to complete my training my mother didn't hug me nor did my father just...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    Apr 10
    I THINK THAT ANONYMOUS are a group of delusional CIWARDS tgat hide behind masks and tgat msy EVEN be affiliated with ISIS..they are a laughing stock and their phukin masks are just...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    Apr 9
    Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
    SpaceOddity00 SpaceOddity00
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 9
    What else has to be said the title explains it enough I could give in and help them to which they would continually get back in the mess. I'm sorry but if I help you over 9 times...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
    I wonder why some people don't get that the war against Islamic terrorism is not the same as being at war with a country. Terrorism, by its nature, is carried out by little local...
    HarryDemon HarryDemon
    51-55, M
    Apr 8
    I don't just think about others. I think about their thoughts, their feelings and their beliefs. Quite literally, in fact. The ability to look into a man or woman's heart and dive...
    FocusReborn FocusReborn
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 8
    There are two things... A relaionship and A plain act Now a relationship is always something that yeilds, its a seed that you nurtured with all the time and resources, so it grows...
    Ron07 Ron07
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 8
    okay so lately I was having a discussion with one of my friends and they asked me how I felt about vampires personally I love the whole mythical lore behind them I really really...
    Sorellana Sorellana
    26-30
    Apr 8
    I expected to feel differently when I saw the girl who gave me her heart post a picture with her new boyfriend. I expected to feel jealous. I expected to watch the seams burst...
    Taynkbot Taynkbot
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 7
    Three weeks ago I was leaving the office for the day when I fell and twisted my right ankle badly on the last step down to the ground. It hurt something fierce, but I didn't know...
    RyanJ999 RyanJ999
    41-45, M
    Apr 7
    TWO DECADES, TWO CONTINENTS (Part 41) Settlement Conference continued... Evan: Maybe she wanted some answers. I feel bad (crying). I suffered in silence during those times… (I...
    Emmanjoy Emmanjoy
    46-50
    1 Response Apr 6
    TWO DECADES, TWO CONTINENTS (Part 40) I prepared for the settlement conference for more than 2 months. I watched Judge Judy every day. I studied the calm parties and the ones who...
    Emmanjoy Emmanjoy
    46-50
    Apr 6
    Ok, can I save all you would-be six-packers out there who, in less than 24 hours have managed to fill my inbox with attempts to 'hit' on me; whilst of course I am 'very flattered...
    EmVitty EmVitty
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Apr 6
    90%+ of what I say is a lie. I am a high-functioning psychopath. Lying is effortless because I experience no feelings of guilt, shame, or remorse. These emotions are simply not...
    ghcletus ghcletus
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 5
    This is sarcasm by the way. So I've been getting messages with people asking me if they can ask me something sexual. when I say no they block me. I think it's pretty great. They...
    Brittni73 Brittni73
    13-15, F
    Apr 5
    I love to wear girls clothing from sexy to girly to just plain comfy
    Ejut Ejut
    46-50, M
    Apr 5
    America has an offical language, which happens to be English. It's the language that the Constitution and Bill of rights and all other official government documents and papers are...
    FatalOrca FatalOrca
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Apr 4
    TWO DECADES, TWO CONTINENTS (Part 22) ...continuation of Evan's romantic crap: I miss you so much. I love you very much, Gladys! I'll never change…you can count on it... I...
    Emmanjoy Emmanjoy
    46-50
    1 Response Apr 4
    I've learned that. I believe it too be true. The only thing in this life that's worth a damn is the people in your life. I don't care What you do or where you are at In life...
    JablesBlue JablesBlue
    22-25, M
    Apr 4
    My daughter-in-law cannot stand me and I'm not crazy about her either. My son fell for her like a ton of bricks and even brought her from another country and her child from a...
    MCressy MCressy
    56-60, F
    Apr 4
    Please read very fascinating!!!! I Started this dream in a place on earth I did not know and I walked to the center and there was a open building inside was a boy younger than me...
    Strivexwolf Strivexwolf
    18-21, M
    Apr 4
    what did the teacher say to her cat..? A: If you poo on my work again you going to live with the dogs
    kasydragon kasydragon
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 4
    I told my dad that I won A scholarship to read medicine in UK. He was so happy that he ordered MY MUM to slaughter two chicken's for celebration. We popped champagne . Now am...
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 3
    when I was in high school I was in an original play written by the drama director. it was about a white girl and a black boy who fall in love in the south in the 50s and...
    GracefulKat GracefulKat
    36-40, F
    Apr 3
    I read that it is good to add powdered cinnamon to eg breakfast cereal. it speeds up metabolism etc. feeling virtuous in the morning I get bran flakes cereal to eat then unscrew...
    mysmugcat mysmugcat
    41-45, F
    Apr 3
    '40-Love' by Roger McGough middle aged couple playing ten nis when the game ends and...
    TValentine TValentine
    56-60, M
    Apr 3
    Yeah I seriously don't give a fück. Plain and simple.
    MglMndt MglMndt
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 2
    life can be good sometimes but most of the time it just sucks im not those popular girls who go out every week i just stay at home and it sucks when i stay home its terrible...
    noorm22 noorm22
    16-17, F
    Apr 2
    Why doesn't my wife cuddle me? I cuddle her in bed, first thing in the morning, when one of us get home and yet she will never cuddle me. We are happily married, but have been...
    S1885 S1885
    46-50, M
    Apr 2
    Flight Attendant: Sir, why do you have a child's plane ticket? Man: Because I'm a child of God.
    SpaceOddity00 SpaceOddity00
    18-21, F
    Apr 1
    There?s not a day that passes by The pain has not amassed inside It?s breaking me down to the ground It?s like I crashed and died It?s hard to leave your past behind Especially...
    2005angelwings 2005angelwings
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 1
    I seriously wonder how many people here are faking 😂 And how many ppl here truly believe that they are a demon, but actually aren't? I, for one, am not a demon, but, this is...
    dianaoana1 dianaoana1
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Apr 1
    Lol - they say Donald Trump's hair has snuffed it!! HA! 😂Bloody good riddance - d'ya think he'll quit?? 😏😉
    BSTisapain BSTisapain
    46-50, F
    Apr 1
    I like people with gorgeous eyes, makes me feel like ripping it out of them and having it as my own. It's pretty. I have plain, boring brown eyes like everyone else in the world...
    Typingkeyboard Typingkeyboard
    18-21, M
    Apr 1
    Have you ever seen a Micro Penis in real life ? I thought only Chinese guys had them lmao
    TooTricky2Trick TooTricky2Trick
    41-45, M
    Apr 1
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