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    True Funny Story!

    This is a lovely true story of instant kama! There's these two guys who go hunting one night in their brand new 4 wheel drive. They were hunting rabbits. Instead of just shooting the rabbits, they were going to catch them and put  explosives up their bottoms. The first...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 2 Responses May 14, 2008

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    HEAVENS Above!

    EACH MAN GIVES A STORY!! Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 3 Responses May 14, 2008

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    What a Funny World We Live In!

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?   Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?   Why...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    Not a good conversation starter but would like to have one.
    Dahlia86 Dahlia86 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    One of my favorite quotes
    light108 light108 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    I'm so mad at you. You hurt me so bad I'm shaking with anger and hurt my heart is broken you didn't say goodbye or I love you. Who are you what happened to you.Why did you let...
    Dxl24 Dxl24 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    "If I can be any use to the world. it would be through an expression of Love. Let that Love which I cannot define or understand with my little human heart, flow through me...
    lpch lpch 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    12 months ago I created my profile and picked a name for my feminine self. 12 months ago Jessica came into my life (Virgos rule, BTW) What a year it's been.... I won't bother...
    JessicaDale JessicaDale 51-55, T 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I honestly don't know how to feel about friendships. I'm wasting my self and energy on people who aren't worthy of it. I want to know what it's like to have a stable, meaningful...
    simmerdame simmerdame 16-17, F 6 hrs ago

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    If you're one of these pathetic people, don't even think about starting a dialog with me!
    DaddyBear214 DaddyBear214 56-60, M 7 hrs ago

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    Most of us have had it happen. Yet in my last experience with this, I did a little research on the mental disorder the person has...ticking time bomb! So it turned out to be good...
    DaddyBear214 DaddyBear214 56-60, M 8 hrs ago

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    I took My dog out for a walk. We got to the dog run. I was leaning over the railing on the fence. I was just looking out toward the mail box area this girl yelled out "take a...
    UCLABruinsFan13 UCLABruinsFan13 41-45, M 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    i want too remember how it feels too be with a person you love i hope i can find a good girl
    CARLOSYRN CARLOSYRN 13-15, M 9 hrs ago

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    I was verbally abused by a LMHC. I went to her in 2011 for social skills because I did not know how to go about things in life. I have Aspergers, Mild Cognitive Impairment and...
    amylcu amylcu 31-35 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I was in a relationship with a girl for about 3 years, we were pretty much ready to get married, we had everything, almost a perfect relationship. But one day she decided she didn...
    Recycledtitanium Recycledtitanium 22-25, M 12 hrs ago

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    So this just happened about 15 minutes ago, I went downstairs to get some stuff from my car and before coming back up I decided to sit on the steps and have a smoke. As I had just...
    sparkzones sparkzones 26-30, M 15 hrs ago

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    Newly divorced after leaving a very abusive relationship, I moved back to my hometown and was able to get a job through an old friend from school. During my first week there, I...
    kitkat0216 kitkat0216 31-35, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I remember my first foster home n second i was abused, one time ill never forget i was forced to eat my own throw up. I remember i wanted my brothers to save me so bad. When i was...
    theresajanelle theresajanelle 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Most kids would say In school, other kids bullied/teased/edc them. Not me. The teachers, the staff for me. It was forth grade. I went to a special ED class because I have traumatic...
    itsCassidyG itsCassidyG 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am writing this to shed light on domestic violence and what happened to me. At first it was only on my Facebook and set to "Friends Only", but I am now making it public and...
    Taylor62298 Taylor62298 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am stupid for letting her go. She was the combination of cute and sexy with sophistication. I don't know a lot of girls that have all 3 but she damn well did. I miss her tan skin...
    norcalkaylala norcalkaylala 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    When the subject of when we met etc comes up my wife often tells them how she wasnt attracted to my looks , although I was good looking when younger age has not been kind , but the...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    I could use a few good ones. :( lately I've only had crappy, terrible ones!! I mean HORRIBLE ones. I'm putting it out there, universe... You've got my attention!! What now?!?! A...
    omgwut omgwut 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This is probably the first story I have posted on EP where my feelings are really hurt. I got blocked by someone in my circle today because she felt I analyze everything and that...
    pone22 pone22 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm a good guy, not a "nice guy" a good one. It comes down to respecting yourself. I will never start a fight, but if you want to fight I'm good to go. I think there is a serious...
    Rerelaxed Rerelaxed 36-40, M a week ago

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    I wrote few days earlier a farewell post about my dearest friend but today I want to announce I was mistaken. I never lost my dearest friend, I thought he was, I wanted him to be...
    StrongWoman9 StrongWoman9 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    This is a hard story for me to tell but i need to let it out... A couple years ago. When I was 11 (Im 15 now) i had just went to a store down my street to get some donuts for the...
    wolfrain9989 wolfrain9989 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Funny to get those flashbacks once in a while, always unexpectedly... A good one this time... Many summer days were spent this way as a child: I look down at my tanned legs and...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I often feel like everyone else is good enough by just being who they are. But I try so hard every day and can never ever make it.
    OnyxOrOrion OnyxOrOrion 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    so when i was in second grade i went to this incredibly small school. like, one-class-per-grade, 25 people per class. and 90% of the students were gross dudes obsessed with sports...
    hgvbhgvbhgvbh hgvbhgvbhgvbh 18-21, T Aug 17

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    i learned this from a friend...it sounds cliche but it hasn't clicked until now. i think it's God's timing as i've been praying...waiting. worry is a bad habit of mine i need to...
    amazedbygrace amazedbygrace 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    i really wish i could be good enough for someone... for anyone, friends... family... my ex... all see me as a failure, i... i just want to be good enough for once in my life, ive...
    GabrielBois95 GabrielBois95 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    Hi everyone. My name is Deon Lee and currently I am 29 years old. I want to share a embarrassing story that happened to me five years ago. It begins when I was just graduated from...
    deon57 deon57 31-35, M Aug 15

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    Anger is not something to be ashamed of. Anger is a natural response to injustice and can help break the cycle of abuse. Anger is a crucial part of recovery. Two weeks ago on 7/31...
    wowodeals wowodeals 26-30, F Aug 15

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    Anger is not something to be ashamed of. Anger is a natural response to injustice and can help break the cycle of abuse. Anger is a crucial part of recovery. Two weeks ago on 7/31...
    wowodeals wowodeals 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    I'm to the point of numbness where I just want to ******* kill myself but I can't cuz of the few people that care about me idk why they care tho
    AllegrictoLove AllegrictoLove 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Lines One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in and said, "I want the men to make...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Aug 13

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    I've been alone for many parts of my life, I'd go years without a friend in the world, and then I met Audrey on a company vacation in Cuba! We became best friends, we would go...
    Jesusfoundme Jesusfoundme 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 13

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    Today! Me and my girlfriend have been dating for 3 years and she usually paints my toes (either red or pink). But today, she caught me in her high heels with red toes putting...
    FootFetiBoy FootFetiBoy 22-25, M 5 Responses Aug 13

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    I've always been the one that felt like no one understood me. I have really strict parents that made it seem as though having fun was bad and studies and being perfect was good...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Aug 13

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