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    HEAVENS Above!

    EACH MAN GIVES A STORY!! Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 3 Responses May 14, 2008

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    What a Funny World We Live In!

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?   Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?   Why...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    True Funny Story!

    This is a lovely true story of instant kama! There's these two guys who go hunting one night in their brand new 4 wheel drive. They were hunting rabbits. Instead of just shooting the rabbits, they were going to catch them and put  explosives up their bottoms. The first...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 2 Responses May 14, 2008

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