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    HEAVENS Above!

    EACH MAN GIVES A STORY!! Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 3 Responses May 14, 2008

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    What a Funny World We Live In!

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?   Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?   Why...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    True Funny Story!

    This is a lovely true story of instant kama! There's these two guys who go hunting one night in their brand new 4 wheel drive. They were hunting rabbits. Instead of just shooting the rabbits, they were going to catch them and put  explosives up their bottoms. The first...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 2 Responses May 14, 2008

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    Every so often we had a crackdown on being late at my school, which would not be announced in advance. Normally, depending on your class teacher, being late did not matter very...
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    On May 26th last year I was robbed and kidnapped from my home in LA. I had finished school for the day and had arrived at my house in Brentwood. My mother is an Orthodontist and my...
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    I just need to rant right now, so my cousin (who is basically my bff) has this habit of going on these apps such as Plenty of Fish to hook up with guys. I've never been into this...
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    You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they miss you. Something good will happen to you between 1:00 pm and 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be...
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    Ive never been good enough for anyone. Boys ever since middle school didn't think I was good enough because I was fat and unpopular. Girls didn't want to be my friend because I do...
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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 10

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    So like three months ago, this girl that used to be our friend tried to break my man and I up. We found this out by her close friend that she has been trying to break us up for...
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    Helen Keller was probably one of the most inspiring of all women. She was truly a remarkable humanitarian and beautiful soul and even though she was physically challenged it never...
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    One day, you'll just be a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one.
    MrRubberDuck MrRubberDuck 61-65, M a week ago

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    The only good ones are always about my suicide. I love those.
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 Apr 11

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    who wants a good one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEbYfuF6IiM Jamie Talks Dirty
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M a week ago

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    My last year of high school I lived with just my mom. We didn't get along very well and she ended up kicking me out. I was really embarrassed and didn't tell anyone so I ended up...
    fcfly fcfly 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I went to a comedy club last night & I Laughed so hard that my face hurt,so I had to keep yawing. I was at one of the front tables so me and the comedian could clearly see each...
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    Babysitting slumber party part 4: read parts 1-3 for context. I had just aquired freedom from the babysitter's house but there were a few problems though, first of which was the...
    Boygirltime Boygirltime 18-21, M Apr 3

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    an old friend quoted some of the lyrics to this song to me once, and made me promise him that i wouldnt wait for him when he left....i kept that promise...sort of....when he came...
    ThePastIsDead ThePastIsDead 41-45, F Apr 12

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    My depression comes and goes but I constantly feel loneliness. I have never really have had friends, good ones at least. Honestly if I just had a support system besides my family...
    danceliv2 danceliv2 13-15, F Apr 16

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    What got to me was how some teachers seemed to turn a blind eye because they couldn't be bothered to acknowledge it. I'd be standing up and someone gave me a shove practically...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 70+, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    The one time I got caught was at a health club......same situation, I go at odd times when no one is usually around and wear a Yingfa competition suit under my tank top and nylon...
    VTMan168 VTMan168 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    In 8th grade I met this really cute boy named Kevin and I had like the biggest crush on him ever We started talking and one day me and him went out to a movie In the movie when...
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    monica0215 monica0215 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    It was only one time that was slightly violent. Mostly, it was just one giant guilt trip. But that doesn't make watching rape on TV any easier. It doesn't make watching the...
    luna1912 luna1912 18-21, F Apr 6

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    he's cheated on me about 4 times in four years 1st time - while I was pregnant he would drop me off at home and go to another girls house and tell her all the terrible things...
    cnenicole2014 cnenicole2014 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    I wasn't at the age of 19, ready to be a mother. My son is important to me and the bond we share is growing by the day but this is a gift that could have waited to be unwrapped. I...
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    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 12

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