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    True Funny Story!

    This is a lovely true story of instant kama! There's these two guys who go hunting one night in their brand new 4 wheel drive. They were hunting rabbits. Instead of just shooting the rabbits, they were going to catch them and put  explosives up their bottoms. The first...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 2 Responses May 14, 2008

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    What a Funny World We Live In!

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?   Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?   Why...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    HEAVENS Above!

    EACH MAN GIVES A STORY!! Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...
    mahler mahler 70+, F 3 Responses May 14, 2008

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    Just one time in my life, I wish I was good enough. I wish I was skinny enough. I wish I was pretty enough. I wish I was kinky enough. I wish I was sexy enough. I wish I was...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    So I guess this is it... This is where it ends.. I wish.. I deeply wish I could've been there when you needed someone. I wanted to so bad, you never even knew. And now I guess.. I...
    hazellmo0n hazellmo0n 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I've never been in love before as I have said, I thought I was once, I was wrong. But there has always been that one woman who I consider as 'the one who got away', I hate that I...
    Ryanholmes20375 Ryanholmes20375 18-21, M Apr 9

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    My parents, my friends, all the people who love and care about me just love my image. They don't know what thoughts I have in my head, or what I do when I'm alone. I'm a terrible...
    0Somebody0 0Somebody0 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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    For years I have always wondered, "Why am I not good enough for them?" But now I finally realize that they were not good enough for me. Anyone who makes you feel like you aren't...
    Dreamer32 Dreamer32 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    In the end, people never wind up truly liking me. And I'm always wondering what it is that I am doing wrong, so I can change my social future. But no one ever has the balls to tell...
    Dreamer32 Dreamer32 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 3

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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Every one always tells me "nobody is perfect" well that's a lie. I have crushes on boys that I will never have because I am not that pretty blonde girl with blue eyes a clean face...
    Inlovewithtecher Inlovewithtecher 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    It's honestly the worst thing ever and I would never wish abuse upon my worst enemy. I can't take back this past year and a half and I regret it every day. It truly does suck. I...
    cak22 cak22 18-21, F Mar 31

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    My nephew's wedding! Growing up my nephew and I were close. He always privately said I was his favorite Aunt. I babysat him, attended all his functions, gave gifts etc. I...
    lagatta lagatta 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    You made me think I was the bad one, made me out to be the ***** to other people. You was good at what you do, knew exactly what you was doing because you have been doing this for...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Mar 21

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    My walls are always up but sometimes people manage to break them down with their nice words and sweetness. They see i have a nice heart and play with my kindness. They treat my...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    my mom married 3 times. each guy treated her worse than the one before. the last one was my dad who abused her, his kids, her kids by previous marriages, and anyone else within...
    Transluminal2010 Transluminal2010 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    There was once i went to the pool at a hotel but i wasn't staying there, i went there with my dad, younger brother, my aunt and two cousins, one same age as me and one 2 years...
    Som3son3 Som3son3 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I love having a good laugh haha you know you had a good one if your stomach begins to start mini abs when you know for sure you don't have any haha
    lilay98 lilay98 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    I will no longer post in this experience since I feel to do so would be to continue to dwell on someone who does not deserve my thoughts. I learned so much from this one and only...
    TheKatMeows TheKatMeows 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 3

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    A long one, but a good one: "The first thing to bear in mind (especially if we ourselves belong to the cleric-academic-scientific type, the officially and conventionally 'correct...
    kaltstellen kaltstellen 51-55, M Apr 3

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    I was generally bullied by the other black kids cause I was smart; and yeah as a kid I wanted to show off my smartness. I used to answer questions in class and had an all As, but...
    blackxrosexyuuki blackxrosexyuuki 18-21, F Mar 26

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    “A kind of light spread out from her. And everything changed color. And the world opened out. And a day was good to awaken to. And there were no limits to anything. And the...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    I really wish it was. It wouldn't have been long distance. You wouldn't have cheated on me, because I would've shamed you in public because of it. You wouldn't have gotten...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    I hate thinking of an awesome when In that first hour after a fight where you are reliving the moment and you think of such a good one and it's like.. Damn
    JadenLangVageta JadenLangVageta 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    ^^^^He* wasn't flirting he* was being friendly^^^^ The kid that I was told was flirting with me is NOT flirting with me! Unfortunately, his girl friend is harping over a nice...
    carebare124 carebare124 18-21 Apr 10

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    Your networth is usually determined by what remains after yur bad habits are subtracted from your good ones
    Bobbeenbad Bobbeenbad 61-65, M 4 days ago

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.Suicide is a preeminent solutions to a temporary problem.Love is a curse but a good one.Life is hard but just keep...
    kittayninja kittayninja 13-15 2 days ago

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    We had to go to school barefoot, and weren't allowed to wear shoes to school, and loved it,but in the boarding school, we didn't have to wear pyjamas and slept in the nude, which...
    barefootb barefootb 46-50 Mar 25

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    Even though I have tonsillitis, I went to work and it was good:) my fort proper day, I was sore but apart from that I'm fine:D Keep on swimming~ Dory
    thefallenstar thefallenstar 13-15, F Apr 12

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    My old man was good! He could figure out if you sneaked out by where your shoes were at. Normally we kids came in and out the back door,so our shoes were supposed to be in the...
    MessiahtheDon MessiahtheDon 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 3

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    The afternoon after my adopted father was arrested my 11 year old sister finally came out of her bedroom . She looked AWFUL. Cuts,bruises,welts. And she was holding her left arm in...
    UnwantedMutt UnwantedMutt 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    I was stuck in an elevator about a year ago. I had just gotten on with a group of seven other people from my summer camp and right after the doors closed the elevator shuddered to...
    CastedGirl CastedGirl 18-21, F Mar 27

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    this happened when I was 6 years old one day me and my 2 friends were at day care when we asked if only we could outside in the backyard and go in the (vary small) pool. the...
    boynudist13 boynudist13 70+, M Mar 27

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    This happened about, three years ago, I don't remember very clearly. I have a very bad memory. I don't talk about this much, in fact its my first time researching it on the...
    MsStacyWolf MsStacyWolf 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I was adopted when I was 3 months old, my biomom had me at the hospital and chose to leave me there for adoption. Someone else mom was kind enough to breastfeed me until I was 3...
    luisafern luisafern 22-25, F Apr 8

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    When I was about 11 or 12, I had a lot of female friends. I seemed to always have an emotional connection with girls and guys seemed foreign and hard to understand. One day when...
    aguythatknows aguythatknows 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 11

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    When i was younger my brother and a few of his friends wanted McDonalds but were drunk, so they got me to drive them to town. Lucky me as i just got to town one of them threw a...
    stryk stryk 31-35, M Mar 22

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    I'm really struggling at the moment to find a reason to keep on living or to look to the future. I split from my ex a while ago but we have been on and off since. We have a...
    isthereanypoint isthereanypoint 26-30 Apr 8

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      I have met my partner 3 years ago. I was 18 back then. I migrated overseas with my family and he was studying overseas. We came from the same country of origin. I met him...
    Loveatfirstsight06 Loveatfirstsight06 22-25 Mar 29

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    NONE of this mattered to you.... 1) Helped you through a break up 2) Was understanding when you were sick, unstable, moody. 3) Was there when you were up late at night shaking...
    ScreamingTree ScreamingTree 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Well, I am not sure if this counts, but as a kid my mother was the one who would punish me and she would use a large wooden spoon. During my childhood my mother broke six wooden...
    billyw420 billyw420 36-40, M 5 Responses Mar 21

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    And he cheated. And then I cried for 24hrs, and he left his family for her. She's slept with 86 people. I'm in such a bad spot in life as is. I've already cut. I see no hope. My...
    Stargasm Stargasm 22-25, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    After experiencing so much abuse from my mom & stepdad that I was the one to be sent into a group home while they pretended to act like they did nothing wrong to me at all still...
    bubblysunshine bubblysunshine 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I was 15 when I lost my virginity. I lost it to my boyfriend. He had told me many times before that he wanted to have sex with me and said that I was the most gorgeous person ever...
    TheRealTruth1987 TheRealTruth1987 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    On of my final year male pupils was in a hotel spa last week when I was there. I was in a bikini and judging by his bulge he enjoyed the view.
    debs1978 debs1978 36-40, F 8 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M 12 Responses Apr 4

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M Apr 4