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    HEAVENS Above!

    EACH MAN GIVES A STORY!! Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...
    mahler mahler 70+, F 3 Responses May 14, 2008

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    True Funny Story!

    This is a lovely true story of instant kama! There's these two guys who go hunting one night in their brand new 4 wheel drive. They were hunting rabbits. Instead of just shooting the rabbits, they were going to catch them and put  explosives up their bottoms. The first...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 2 Responses May 14, 2008

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    What a Funny World We Live In!

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?   Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?   Why...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    Imagine Jack Sparrow for moment. Yes, the fictional pirate! He's just a little bit bad, but mostly good, with a wicked sense of humor. He's drop dead sexy, incredibly witty, and...
    bonnefille bonnefille 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    I’m finally out. Hi everyone. I joined this group two days ago to get support to leave forever my MM. After reading everyone’s stories, I feel compelled to write mine. I am...
    nycgrrrl nycgrrrl 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I was an ugly duckling growing up. I had big 80's glasses, an overbite, crooked teeth and acne. I hid my face behind long hair and didn't talk. I was painfully shy. I wore long...
    Solfeggio Solfeggio 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    My sophomore year in high school started like any other school year. you go to your new classes, you figure out the teacher, you learn the faces of the class, and you try to fit in...
    ThunderST0RM1N ThunderST0RM1N 18-21, M Jul 13

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    My experience is one that both came as a shock, and in some weird way, a confirmation of the fears I've always had regarding my parents and their conditional love of me. I've...
    Kaleesto Kaleesto 31-35, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Sure I have a few friends, but no good ones. No loyal ones. No friends I can relate with being that I am a weird person. And today, in life, it's difficult to find good friends...
    TacTaco TacTaco 22-25, M Jul 1

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    Today was just one of those really good days! I am rarely blessed with them but today life finally gave me a break. At work I got a raise at one of my jobs, I have been three days...
    snowunderthestars snowunderthestars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    My father was a very good cook. My father was also the person who taught me how to cook and was the one who made me the cook I am today! I know a lot of men who are cooks as well...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    We were in the same group of friends and me and her and her sisters were all close. After her sister got married me n her began to spend a lot of time together. I didn't put all my...
    urbanwanderer urbanwanderer 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    7 years ago, my life went downhill. I'm turning 17 next week. I sound a little young for this and you may think i'm posting this just because my hormones are busting up and down...
    roberteezy roberteezy 18-21, M Jul 14

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    if i was able to see my younger self this is what i would say . If I were to go back to my younger self let's say the age of 12. I would tell him the following things . " younger...
    Aniceguyforyou Aniceguyforyou 18-21, M Jul 6

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    I had been with my boyfriend for over 6 months. All was good. We had fun together, made the effort to save our money for holidays. We gave each other everything and did everything...
    taya31 taya31 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 2

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    I worked a well known retail store in the United States and Canada. My mother also worked for the same company just another store, she originally got me the job. I'm only 19 and I...
    eaarcher93 eaarcher93 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    We, me and my boyfriend are from the same country but right now we're studying in different country. He is in Australia and I am in United States. We known each other long ago but...
    bkayla bkayla 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    I feel like I'm not good enough for anyone or anything. Everyone's showed me I'm not loved, wanted or cared for. Maybe I'm just to ******* complicated for anyone to love. I need...
    juliaek1 juliaek1 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 3

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    I lost my virginity to a one night stand. The experience itself was good and I really enjoyed the moment. Now that the dust has settled, I feel a bit empty and I hate that I feel...
    sabrinalina sabrinalina 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Memories have to last you a lifetime, so make good ones.
    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 10

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    Whatever you are be a good one.Abraham Lincoln.
    booklover87 booklover87 46-50, F 4 Responses Jul 10

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    This should had come as no shock to me. But somehow i forgot?. Acually I did not need to read any book, or take any test to figure that out. I know i felt shy as a kid, altho...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Jun 29

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    Last year in Jan of 2013 I had begun developing an eating disorder. It all started with graduation approaching and me just cutting a few calories and working out. It then...
    haileyara23 haileyara23 18-21, F Jul 7

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    Sixteen people on this experience right now. Too many. And it sucks. And before someone pulls the whole 'kids will be kids' or 'words will never hurt you', why don't you try being...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    I was at a grocery store and was juggling the apples and dropped and bruised them my mom said not to play with the food anymore but soon after i through the grapes at her then she...
    Finny5 Finny5 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    All grades... Every school. Everyone hated me. All I was good for was sucking D*** .
    evilsickslut92 evilsickslut92 22-25, F 5 Responses Jun 26

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    I don't know what to do anymore. I have a boyfriend. He.s 4 years younger than me (I.m 22 and he.s 18). We.ve been dating for 6 months now. My parents don.t like him cause he.s...
    PoisonCherry PoisonCherry 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    I truly believe this. When I was in elementary school, I was forced to move because of my dad's work. I used to live in Hawaii so anywhere away from there was very far from home...
    ForgottenCelestria ForgottenCelestria 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Since I was little, I always had a very clear idea of who would be my life mate: funny, charming, witty, goofy, strong and physically big, but also very gentle and loving. I even...
    mewsiesie mewsiesie 31-35 Jul 3

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    I can't get over the things I've experienced or the fact my mom doesn't believe me till this day. She doesn't know the whole story though, no ones know. I can't come out with it...
    RebeccaReynolds RebeccaReynolds 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    i was happy with her,we was best friend, first two years it was all happy,we love each other so much and i did everything for her, im studying overseas so its quite hard for us to...
    iamfdepressed iamfdepressed 22-25, M Jul 8

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    I was shopping for a wetsuit with my mum. I found one and went to try it on. Decathlon have really rubbish changing cubicles - they are just a curtain suspended from a metal hoop...
    Bartimaues Bartimaues 31-35, M Jul 14

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    I still am teased. But a few things that really got to me in the past were that I was the biggest girl in my third grade class and I got made fun of a lot for that, and there was...
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I just need to get this out there, because I know it's not healthy to hold this in. I severely regret not doing more when I was growing up. I didn't go to prom, I didn't go to...
    Hummingbyrd13 Hummingbyrd13 18-21, M Jun 25

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    I am 25 and when I found out I was pregnant, I cried, full of despair and fear. I instantly new what I had to do and instantly realised that I would never get to know my baby, that...
    parislondonrome parislondonrome 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    My mum was the one that dished out most the spankings. She would only use her hand on my clothed bum and it was normally lying across the sofa. She would raise her hand high in the...
    sLondonLad90 sLondonLad90 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    Does history repeat itself? My American cousin, Kat, told me she got spanked on her last day at school. She and two of her friends decided to decorate some teachers car for a...
    Jilly53 Jilly53 56-60, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Does history repeat itself? My American cousin, Kat, told me she got spanked on her last day at school. She and two of her friends decided to decorate some teachers car for a...
    Jilly53 Jilly53 56-60, F 3 Responses Jun 27

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    I was in third grade. I didn't have friends,I was bullied. One day,my friend approached me and asked "why are you so depressed?" I sat down and cried. I was depressed. I had just...
    Here2helpforfree Here2helpforfree 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Well, very different from other women. I am missing 9 toes, 3 fingers and a bellybutton(had mine hand-made) I was burned in a bathtub of hot water when I was 8 mnths old by a...
    LovableSoul LovableSoul 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Growing up, I was never one of the "pretty" popular girls, actually I was strangely proportioned, have crooked front teeth and a lazy eye. Yet now as an adult, guys call me...
    SacrificedSin87 SacrificedSin87 26-30, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    But I was only one month old at the time. So it's not really a huge, life-changing thing.
    iratvsangelvs iratvsangelvs 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    damn.. but it wasnt just one guy ... it were 3 guys!!! i feel like its harming me even after an year... :( even though i found another great woman... i feel like i cant trust to...
    lesterburnhamisdabest lesterburnhamisdabest 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Why WOULD anyone love me. Me. Why should anyone even like me. Everyone has every right to hate me. Because I'm ME and that's a good enough reason. It is for me anyway.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I need some good good good ideas for some drawings. Anyone willing to be my inspiration? I have an abstract/creepy/anime/cartoon style of drawing and painting but I'm mainly...
    pleasedonthugme pleasedonthugme 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    I need some good good good ideas for some drawings. Anyone willing to be my inspiration? I have an abstract/creepy/anime/cartoon style of drawing and painting but I'm mainly...
    pleasedonthugme pleasedonthugme 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    When someone asks me why I joined E.p.I am at a loss.I saw some posts while net surfing.I surely did not join to share my sexual experiences.Maybe I wanted to make a difference...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 3 hrs ago

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