I Thought This Was a Good One

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    HEAVENS Above!

    EACH MAN GIVES A STORY!! Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...
    mahler mahler
    70+, F
    3 Responses May 14, 2008

    What a Funny World We Live In!

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?   Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?   Why...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

    True Funny Story!

    This is a lovely true story of instant kama! There's these two guys who go hunting one night in their brand new 4 wheel drive. They were hunting rabbits. Instead of just shooting the rabbits, they were going to catch them and put  explosives up their bottoms. The first...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 14, 2008

    Related Experiences

    This is something so painful that only people experiencing this will truly understand ... I'm from Australia , Sydney in particular I've known this guy since 15 mind you we fell...
    Lydiaaellise Lydiaaellise
    18-21, F
    Apr 21
    Met a few people here and got through some crazy times in my life. It was a wonderful platform to sometimes just come to and find that you are not alone in your situation. So...
    lonelyarchangel lonelyarchangel
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 21
    Well its been a long and bumpy road my friend, you've done so much for me it's unbelievable. you've saved my life and helped me find the one I love most in the world. ups and...
    randomboy42 randomboy42
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 21
    Ah ok, i first joined EP June/15/2015 tbh ...not that long but the memories i made here are just wow ..i can still remember it like it was yesterday and idk how i feel ...happy...
    LovelyGorillla LovelyGorillla
    16-17, F
    Apr 21
    I got a lot of support and advice on here when I needed it, also it was good to be able to type things and get it all out when I felt like I had know body I could talk to about...
    wishfulsoul wishfulsoul
    31-35, F
    Apr 21
    Goodbye to all you people. Especially the ones that we both shared a brief moment of our lives together and spoke of things that we normally wouldn't share with those who are...
    willylee69 willylee69
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 21
    I’ll be missing a lot of you guys … not ALL of you though … especially not the b-û-tt s-ë-cks guy, the p-æ-dos, or the dì-ã-per...
    BSTisapain BSTisapain
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Apr 21
    It's such a bad thing that EP is closing now. I understand it helped a lot of people. I hope it'll return someday and in a better version (tho I like it the way it is). Thanks...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 21
    So apparently we have less than 24 hours here. I feel like I should say so many things, yet words aren't so forthcoming in this moment of farewell. I'm too tired :p A few years...
    cherryxblossom cherryxblossom
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    The last story I will write on EP. It's sort of the end of an era for me. I first came here in June of 2011. I was lonely in a marriage that was a sham. We weren't ready to walk...
    simplysusan01 simplysusan01
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 20
     But it happens, so I'll end this two year with  the song what impressed me most during the more than two year I was here,  it was posted  by one of...
    kingkyrie kingkyrie
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 20
    When I was 19, I was hospitalized and shared a room with an unhappily woman fifteen years older than me. We hit it off. She was funny and later became a good friend. As time went...
    raccoon12 raccoon12
    46-50, M
    Apr 20
    Very early in the tomorrow morning, I will be out for some work and will return home late. Until my return, EP will be close. I would like to say good bye to all of you. I hope, I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 20
    FOR SILVER01TA I sat down at my computer trying to compose a note that would do justice to the almost a decade of friendship we have shared together – a friendship that has...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Apr 20
    We were the ones that didn't mess around . I never even looked at other women, never thought about cheating. She was the same. We were the perfect marriage that our friends looked...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    4 Responses Apr 20
    When I was about...10 1/2 and down, I had a good family. I believed we all loved each other. Well. At 10 1/2 my dad got a night job. He always slept in the day. So he didn't spend...
    GodOfWords GodOfWords
    26-30, F
    Apr 19
    It has been a great time, wild ride, and learning experience no one can ever take away from me! Being on EP helped me so much, I have grown and matured in using you and I hope I...
    vvonderwoman vvonderwoman
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    Goodbye EP!! Feeling sad and desperate because of my past, this is how i got here almost a decade ago Via googling one of the most tragedies in my life, Ep popped up in my laptop...
    AutoLove0 AutoLove0
    22-25, F
    Apr 18
    Its time to go .I came here sad and lonely looking for answers, some were answered and some were left with more questions. I met some great people, some wacky ones too but always...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 18
    Ok. So, I will be away on a school trip for a couple days. I will return on the day EP shuts down, on the 21st. I may or may not be posting much on the trip since I will be busy...
    sagespoo sagespoo
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    I don't like goodbyes no one likes goodbye's But sometimes goodbyes can be good Still very hard but good My auntie had a husband that beat her for years she use to sell...
    Dessily Dessily
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    It's weeks like these that remind me of what could have been. Sometimes I think I made the whole thing up but I didn't. Dave was my BFF and then we sleep together for the first...
    lilimartelini lilimartelini
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 16
    I've saved my goodbye for this last weekend of EP (maybe I was hoping it really wasn't going to end) An online friend of mine (no longer on EP) brought me to this site many years...
    Mik02 Mik02
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Apr 16
    It wud never happen to me In the movie "letters to juliet" They talk about a woman married for 25 years having 10 children and still make "passionate love every night". She is...
    hopelesslyromantic hopelesslyromantic
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 16
    I'm seriously going to miss EP so before they decide to shut down EP indefinitely I just want to say thank you to the creat or's... you gave us all a place to vent, ask ridiculous...
    Notquitesurewhatimdoinghere Notquitesurewhatimdoinghere
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 16
    I first came on EP when I was 12. (2012) It was a very confusing time for me, I was questioning my gender identity and scared of how my Christian family would act. My mom had...
    SpideyKid1999 SpideyKid1999
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 16
    Dear Beloved EP Friends, I know I will see many of you at R2T, or Exp2 in the near future, so this is not good-bye. But we are experiencing an eviction of sorts—a forced...
    WindSylph WindSylph
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Apr 15
    Most likely this will be my final Experience here for of course the site is closing. I joined ep because I heard it had been a place to meet new people and make friends. and it's...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    Apr 15
    I'm posting this because I want to record my EP journey. Even if I'd left all of my stories intact, it wouldn't really have shown the true picture of what this site was to me, it's...
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30
    22-25, M
    Apr 14
    so you know the story of the new guy next door ok so today I come out to get the newspaper in a white t-shirt and panties to tease him because he getting back from his run...
    gueenemma418 gueenemma418
    18-21, T
    2 Responses Apr 14
    I was about 14, my sister was a WPC and one evening she and 4 other girls from her shift were at our house They were having a girly night in, and one of them said, if I was to be...
    wilcunhut wilcunhut
    46-50, M
    Apr 14
    Once upon a time, there was a girl. A small skinny girl. She had purple hair and blue striking eyes. She walked so certain, as if she knew exactly where she was going. I felt those...
    nikolatasic nikolatasic
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    You always know, even before they tell you. My ex didn't even tell me until long after we broke up, and subsequently they started stalking me. I was told by a friend. A few months...
    randycham randycham
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    So if you read my story about the music festival I went to with a couple friends this is pretty similar. The difference is the location pretty much. So in that story I pretty much...
    nakedboy1 nakedboy1
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    -Life In Transition: A Compilation of Memories-I was born biologically male, but over the course of my life, have realized that my mind and soul on the inside feels female. Women...
    KayleeBehrens KayleeBehrens
    18-21, T
    Apr 13
    It was on a forum...and as i've mentioned constantly, there was this one stalker who posted forum thread after thread about me and it was horrible. What's even worse is that the...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    Apr 12
    My insecurities always seem to ruin a good thing. I wish people could understand me. I can't always give you what you want, when you want it and I feel bad. I feel I'm not good...
    lovesthenightsky lovesthenightsky
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 11
    I think of all my experiences this one is the most difficult to discuss. I was sexually abused when I was a kid, for many years, but I don't want to discuss the abuse itself, that...
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    Dear Mariá I've never been so unprepared to say goodbye. Please listen to this song while you read the rest of this letter, it's called The Way by Zack Hemsey. I never expected...
    physatics physatics
    18-21
    1 Response Apr 10
    This is probably going to be really long. It happened once, and has given me trust issues with men. So when I was 13, my family decided to have a family and friends camp out in our...
    Anonymous26407 Anonymous26407
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
    My own father was as good a man as it is possible to find. He was a good husband, loyal and affectionate to my mum and a good dad to us. I looked for a man in his image and found...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 8
    I love my life and my friend and family. But I hide my feelings behind a mask. I show them what they want to see and what I want to see. I feel as though my friends don't actually...
    Singingbutterfly Singingbutterfly
    13-15, F
    Apr 7
    Okay, so i have never been in this kind of situation, but here it goes. I hope someone can help me find closure and make me feel better cause i just havnt been able to feel good...
    dflor16 dflor16
    22-25, F
    Apr 7
    It is sad to see the Experience Project die. I came here in 2014, and at that point, I was about one year into a serious illness that destroyed - and continues to impair - a lot...
    pone22 pone22
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Apr 7
    There Is Enough Room For Everyone- This happened right after my baby sister was born, which was about 3 months before I turned 4, and is one of my earliest memories. It came to me...
    2ndBorn1stSon 2ndBorn1stSon
    22-25, M
    Apr 7
    So yup, the most heart-breaking moment of my life has come. I can't wait and watch what will happen on 21st because some of my friends already left here, and nothing is also left...
    gabfreak gabfreak
    16-17, F
    Apr 7
    Of course we all know by now that The Experience Project will be closing its doors soon. But lets talk about the good memories that will last a lifetime and beyond. We have to be...
    zonus zonus
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 6
    We were very close friends (she is my wife’s friend) so she insist me to visit her home for one more session. Finally the day came. This time she was ready and had hot water...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 6
    Several of them would gang up. It was always verbally abusive if not physical. I am damaged because of it. So unfair. Now I'm always depressed because I am not truly cared for...
    lonelylifeindia lonelylifeindia
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 3
    At the time I was 15 and till this day I can vividly remember the pain of the worst whi***** I ever got. I grew up in a strict family on a farm in Louisiana. Since being from the...
    Shanny17 Shanny17
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 3
    A few years back, I came onto this website to write about a very personal intimate experience. I put myself out there and I felt relief. Time went by, and my life became a bit of a...
    SolBee SolBee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 3
    My friend went out with this girl i didn't care about a day after i broke up with her after a week of dating. One day he asked me who I liked and I told him, he called her gross...
    Oborus Oborus
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 2
    I've never shared my bullying story before and I feel like it's the time that I do. I don't even know where to begin. I've never told anybody how I truly have felt over the years...
    rabbitthorn rabbitthorn
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 1
    But I hope you have a great day. I hope and pray I have a good one! I'm going to work.
    JjKr88 JjKr88
    22-25, M
    Mar 31
    I am absolutely crushed to learn that this wonderful site is being taken down! It was one of the few hidden gems amongst a sea of shallow and meaningless dreck. Goodbye experience...
    Lilithnox Lilithnox
    26-30, F
    Mar 30
    Behave in school! (True story) When I was 5 years old, I went to kindergarten. I enjoyed it for the first 4 months but then I hated it. Well one day I was in a really bad mood...
    Emilylovato1 Emilylovato1
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 30
    This isn't the normal kind of experience I write about, but since this site is shutting down, I thought I'd write some stories that matter in addition to the ones that are fun for...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 30
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