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    So there I was, on the sofa watching Tv

    while eating a sandwich when I perceive a black dot moving on the sofa, getting each time closer to me. I focused my attention to it so I can see exactly what it is, it was a leaf cutter ant, so once I realized it I start screaming "what the ****?!", I took a pillow and hit the...
    danjgust danjgust
    22-25, M
    Aug 23, 2014

    15 Commuters That Have It Way Worse Than You

    1. Anyone who has to drive along the North Yungas Road in Bolivia. 2. Anyone who has to use the Sao Paulo metro, ever. 3. Anyone who has to deal with traffic driving along Paso Internacional Los Libertadores. dangerousroads.org 4. Anyone who constantly has to risk their life...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Nov 16, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Oct 12, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Oct 12, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2013

    My mother god bless her.

    She just told me she would rather cuddle with my sister's dog. Her word's were he's smelly, snore's and is nasty. I didn't word it but thats most men. She makes me smile.
    Encontrados Encontrados
    41-45, M
    Aug 6, 2014

    A Woman's Week At The Gym

    If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Sep 8, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Jul 9, 2013

    A Joke!

    The Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what...
    mahler mahler
    70+, F
    3 Responses Apr 13, 2008

    This Just Struck Me...

    Okay, I've been on EP for a while, but this just now struck me as amusing... When you join a new experience group here, you receive this wonderful little message, which reads in part: "Congratulations!  You have successfully joined this group!..." Okay, great...
    dyin2live dyin2live
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    1)Make Vanilla Pudding.

    Put in empty Mayo jar. Eat in Public 2)Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other 3)Wear shirt that says 'Life' and hand out lemons on street cornor 4)Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I have gathered you here today." 5)Major...
    InnerEgo InnerEgo
    18-21, T
    1 Response Apr 6, 2014
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Oct 10, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Oct 12, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Oct 24, 2013

    Ain't That The Truth!

    Only people who live, or have lived, in North Dakota can appreciate how closely this meme nailed it!
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 21, 2014

    http://sfglobe.com/2015/06/19/male-burlesque-show-has-the-audience-in-giggles/?src=fbfan_43962
    mcconchiea mcconchiea
    56-60, M
    Jun 21, 2015

    Tin Foil Hat Alert

    On Wednesday, Secretary of State John Kerry signed the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty and the right promptly exploded. The very name, “United Nations Arms Trade Treaty,” is like a cocktail of fear and loathing for the paranoid conservative movement. As we all know, the...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Sep 28, 2013

    Richard Jeni ~ Just For Laughs

    One of my favourite comedians of all time---gone way too soon. R.I.P
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jan 7, 2013

    November Saturday 9 8:10 AM Overcast Morning Walking Home From Grocery Store

    It was: November Saturday 9 (2013 year), at 8:10 AM as I was getting ready to walk back home from Safeway Grocery Store. I walked there earlier from my Apartments. Doing my Grocery Shopping at Sunrise time is my favorite time to Shop and see the early morning (Gray) Sky's ... It...
    ChakraSolipsismMGP ChakraSolipsismMGP
    56-60, M
    Nov 10, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Sep 19, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 9, 2015

    White Supremacist Finds Out He’S Part Black HA! Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahaahaaa!

    So there’s this guy. His name is Craig Cobb. He’s a resident of North Dakota and a self-identified white supremacist. According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, Cobb’s on a crusade to turn the tiny town of Leith, North Dakota into a white supremacist haven, buying...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Nov 15, 2013

    Rock beats scissors paper beats rock scissors

    beats paper but nothing beats a bl0wj0b 💋💋💋
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    1 Response Feb 10, 2014
    Encontrados Encontrados
    41-45, M
    1 Response Sep 20, 2014

    Medical School Exam

    Medical School Exam When I was young my intent was to go to medical school,  but I was confused by the entrance exam. The deciding question was,  "Re-arrange the letters  P N E S I  to spell out an important part  of the human body that is more useful when erect...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2013

    ObituaryKevin J. McGroarty | Visit Guest

    BookWEST PITTSTON — McGroarty Achieves Room Temperature!Kevin J. McGroarty, 53, of West Pittston, died Tuesday, July 22, 2014, after battling a long fight with mediocracy.Born 1960 in the Nesbitt Hospital, he was the bouncing baby boy of the late Lt. Col. Edward M...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 31, 2014

    This Is What I Am Thinking .............

    Every time my boss comes to me and asks what I think of his fabulous tie or shiny money clip or newly bleached teeth or latest leased car .I may have this printed up and laminated .. and just wave it at him as an answer =-D
    softkitti softkitti
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2013

    Alonzo Bodden ~ Veterinarians

    One of my favourite lesser-known comedians...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 7, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Oct 12, 2013
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