I Threw Up Exorcist Style

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    I Absolutely Did Not.

    i don't vomit. as a principle. seriously. but i absolutely, positively had to get notified whenever someone wrote a story for this group. because its title made me laugh so hard that i almost spewed my cranberry juice exorcist style.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 16, 2007


    I DID NOT puke exorcist-style...  But my daughter did, and as she's a minor and cannot officially represent herself, I'm joining on her behalf to tell the story.  ;) She was a year old.  Sitting in her high chair throwing Fruit Loops all over the floor (aren't...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Dec 16, 2007

    During Childbirth..

    It was three weeks before my due date and we had gone to a family reunion earlier in the day (i.e.  ate A LOT OF FOOD)..  Later in the evening I went into labor and while getting my epidural, I got woozy and nauseated..  next thing I knew I threw up Exorcist...
    Sabrina0202 Sabrina0202
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    Stomach Virus?

    It was during my freshman year of college. I woke up at 3:00am with these horrible stomach pains. I thought maybe I had to go to the bathroom. I suddenly began throwing up into the toilet. When I thought I was done, I went back to sleep. Exactly one hour later, the pains came...
    paperalias paperalias
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 13, 2008


    Not only is my vomit projectile, and textured... I'm extremely loud about it. I can't control it... When my stomach heaves, so do my lungs, and what comes out (amidst the normal splashing noises of whatever vomitus is falling into or onto what's beneath me) is like some sort of...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    3 Responses Jan 17, 2008

    Used to Do It All the Time

    because as a baby, I had a relaxed esophagus, and projectile vomiting comes with the territory.  As I grew, of course, it disappeared.  Until today: I went for a CAT-scan, and they made me drink TWO friggin' bottles of that horrible barium based stuff---so...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    Black Snail Puke

    Once I was on the city drinking some stuff with friends. We talked about some things, which I feelt malvorent about, and suddenly after a while I puked. Dead black snails lay all over the drinking table, it's the most disturbing thing I have ever seen before, specially...
    Barlong Barlong
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 13, 2012

    Yup...lumpy Pea Soup!

    i used to work very long hours in a night club and only had a couple of days off during the week..sunday night and tuesday night. we (the other staff who were not working those nights) made it the unofficial boozing night. i went out with my friend and my sister and the other...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2007

    I Had a Fight With Jack Daniels and Duchesse De Bourgogne

    I've been around both before, but I usually keep them separate due to their hatred of each other. A couple weeks ago, we passed the early morning hours together. Jack Jack Jack Duchesse Duchesse Duchesse Jack Jack They had a great time. I puked my guts out...
    Inman Inman
    31-35, M
    15 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    I Really Wanted Sushi

    It was extremley late about 1 am and I didn't want to drive too far so I went to the Safeway down the street. Well the Sushi was the most terrible rancid sushi I had ever eaten in my life which was a disapointment because the other local grocery store that closed at midnight had...
    iameffystonem iameffystonem
    22-25, F
    Apr 13, 2011

    I Drank a Jar of Pickle Juice

    I have no idea why I thought pickle juice tasted so good. I was probably 7 years old but I remember it well. I drank the whole jar, I think my mom dared me. What a great mom. : ) I started feeling queezy and I stood up. I proudly, without the ability to stop, painted the...
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    17 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    Projectial Vomiting

    after a black out from accidental drinking... on top of a virus ... just read my story before this one... yes it was coming out my toe nails...
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals
    36-40, F
    Jun 10, 2011
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