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I Too Lazy To Get Up And Piss

Basically deciding that walking to the toilet is too much off a hassle and just pissing where you are. 863 People

    Opportunity

    I have written elsewhere about how my wife and I discovered a secret we had kept from each other and which became clear during out homeymoon. We both had a history of bed wetting and although it was pretty much under control we both had occasional lapses. On returning to our flat...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 3, 2012

    When Drunk

    This has happened to me several times. Always in the morning after a hard night out, I'll wake up really needing to pee but desperately not wanting to leave the comfort of my bed...not to mention the pounding inside my head. On more than one occasion, the holding got to be a...
    pearcewr81 pearcewr81
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 1, 2010

    It Bigin Like This For Me.

    It bigin like this for me. Now I do it without being drunk.
    mtlwetting mtlwetting
    36-40, M
    Feb 6, 2011

    Peeing On The Carpet. When I Was Younger.

    When I was younger around 12 years old.  I did do some peeing in my room for no sexual reason or anything. For a good month or two. Some nights my bladder would fill up for no reason. Sometimes it can still happen. But it happened so much during this one time. That I had...
    WetgirlEP WetgirlEP
    22-25, F
    14 Responses Apr 18, 2010

    ******* All Over The House

    I've had a dream for a while now that if/when I but my own house, I'd love to just **** anywhere in the house I happen to be without getting up. It would be so freeing to do that. I'm a nudist, so I'm always naked at home. I'd just let the **** flow wherever I was. It would be...
    NudistPaul NudistPaul
    41-45, M
    Sep 23, 2011

    How I Remember It Started.

    When I was around 8 or 9 my room tended to be freezing at night. One night I was all snug in my single bed and needed to go to the toliet but I didn't want to get out of my bed and walk to the other side of the house to pee. So I layed there trying to will myself back to sleep...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 8, 2012

    Desparate Holding And Laziness!

    I am currently sitting in my bed being lazy (wearing a bambinos belisimo), and while I would just be lazy and wet I have decided that I want to push my limits and have a real honest to goodness accident because I was too "lazy" to get up and use the restroom when I needed to. I...
    shadowprinceofhearts shadowprinceofhearts
    18-21
    Mar 5, 2012

    Lazy At Night

    I keep a plasic liner on my bed. Since once i crawl into to bed it is on likely iI will get back up. So night when I drink alot I wake up it a wet bed either by accident or on purpose. Last night I wet the bed 3 times that I remeber. Iwoke up in a small lake. The worst is I...
    Squiggy3 Squiggy3
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Dec 19, 2011

    When I Was Younger

    id have to say i was around the age of 5 at this time. I remember sitting in my sisters room watching tv. I was on her bed & i realized i had to pee, instead of walking to the bathroom i pissed my pants and all over her bed, I never got in trouble for it, so i sometimes wonder if...
    lovebug54 lovebug54
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 8, 2012

    Laying In A Wet Wet Water Bed

    A couple of years ago I had a water bed and thought that it would be very convenient to wet it cause I could clean it up easily. Well anyway, one Saturday it was really hot outside and I was feeling really lazy and just wanted to lay in bed, but I also had the extreme urge to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 4, 2011

    Holidays

    We're going to go to Croatia again this year, which reminds me of the last time we were there. We had some friends of my mother with us, who had two daughters. One day my parents and their friends go to the town, so they left me with the two girls at the camp-site. We were...
    qail qail
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Apr 3, 2010

    Snow Day Laziness!

    Hello all, Today my only college class of the day got canceled due to snowy weather. I had to attend work, but afterwards promptly decided that the bathroom, though being no more than ten steps away from my bed, where I am laying, was going to be too far. So, I put on a...
    shadowprinceofhearts shadowprinceofhearts
    18-21
    Feb 29, 2012

    Today I Decided My Pants Will Be My Toilet

    After an amazing experience with wetting standing for the first time in years yesterday, I got a new battery for my computer, which allows me to be on my top bunk with it again, my top bunk has a plastic cover. So It is now 3:20 pm and I've decided for the rest of the day, my...
    pgfdp pgfdp
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 18, 2011

    When I Was Little...

    As a little girl I would often be to lazy to stop what I was doing to pee properly in a toilet like a good girl. I would find other ways to relieve myself with out having to trek all the way to the bathrooms. I would hide in the yard to pee on a tree or behind a shed, pee in a...
    desperatemama desperatemama
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jan 5, 2013

    I never get up at night.

    Once in bed I stay in bed until it is time to get up.
    Stillwetshisbed Stillwetshisbed
    51-55, M
    1 Response Nov 17, 2015

    Doing It Tonight

    heloooooooo just got home, bit drunk, am in bed, and am definitely too lazy to get...gonna let it go soon.
    younggay younggay
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Nov 4, 2011

    Lazy Too Habit

    Since I got a plastic sheet. I wet the the bed most nights at least once. But it has been about two weeks now and I find I am doing less on purpose and more accident. Last night I remeber starting to wet twice but fell back asleep both times before I finished. I even was just...
    Squiggy3 Squiggy3
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jan 12, 2012

    i have to pee so bad right now

    and I dont feel like going upstairs. where can I pee. ??
    Chasity195 Chasity195
    22-25, F
    16 Responses Oct 20, 2015

    My Poor Bed

    Well this happen a while back but I remember the nigh before I was feel very tired an drained...also a tad sick. So I took some pain killers that also made you sleepy gulping down my coke to swallow the pills. I went straight to bed an later that night woke around 2am already...
    bloodyrainbow bloodyrainbow
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 29, 2012

    Used My Friend's Apartment As A Urinal

    I just got back from visiting a buddy of mine in LA who's also into ****. For my entire 2.5-day stay, whenever we were at his place, we never pissed in the toilet. He actually forbid it which was perfectly OK with me. Instead, we just pissed on the carpet wherever we felt like it...
    NudistPaul NudistPaul
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jul 23, 2012

    if you're female and need to **** then please

    either stand over me, sit or lie on me and ****. let's chat.
    Hermeister Hermeister
    26-30, M
    Feb 18, 2015

    Hate Getting Up!

    I always felt like this since i was 4 sometimes at that age i would just ignore it curled up on the couch an have an "accident" cause i couldn't stop it and my parents would just ignore it telling me its ok it was just an accident even though i just was to lazy to get up an pee...
    k12321 k12321
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Jan 6, 2010

    I Just Did Not Want To Get Up And Pee.

    I was having video game marathon with a frined of mine and I suddenly had to pee. We were on wicker chairs on the enclosed porch. He grinned at me and said you don't have to leave if you don't want to. You could **** thtough your underwear right here. It will run out the corner...
    vinceman83 vinceman83
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 31, 2010

    From Babysiting

    I got back at my house from a long night of babysitting one night. I felt tired from dealing with 4 kids and I collapsed on my couch. I needed to pee really bad but I needed to sit so I just sat there and leaned back and completely peed my pants. I got a big wet spot and it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 11, 2011

    I Am Too Lazy To Pee

    As I grew up as a young girl I was always too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom like a normal kid instead I just pee in a container in my room when I am in bed I share a room with my sister in the basement well sometimes I miss the container and ends up on my sister hopes...
    kate20209 kate20209
    26-30, F
    Oct 24, 2013

    I'm Most Lazy When Drunk And In A Hotel Room

    For whatever reason whenever my wife and I stay in a hotel, no matter how nice it is, I get lazy, roll to the edge of the bed, whip him out, move the sheets out of the way and just let loose right there on the floor while laying on the bed. I used to just pee directly onto the...
    mkdenver1 mkdenver1
    31-35, M
    1 Response Mar 6, 2012

    Slumber Party

    This story is about my first legit **** not around a toilet. I was at a slumber party and there were 8 other girls. We were all about 13. It was well past midnight and by then everyone had crashed. We were all set up in my friends room. For some reason I REALLY had to ****. I was...
    savvyfrench savvyfrench
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 26, 2013

    I Am Very Lazy

    I rarely get up to pee when im on my own I don't see the point I just normally sit on a bin bag (great for wetting on) and just pee there isn't a better feeling than wetting your pants in my opinon
    GlowSticks GlowSticks
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 9, 2010

    Lazy Lazy Me

    Just now Im sitting at the computer enjoying my...4th glass of diet coke and leaking as I type =). Im pretty full but i have a blanket wrapped tightly and snuggly around me so Im trying to ignore the pain but just a few MIns ago I relaxed to much and ended up wetting my panties...
    bloodyrainbow bloodyrainbow
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 29, 2012

    Pissed On

    me and my girlfriend decided to have a contest-a ******* one.we began to make out then we got in the hottub naked.she put a ******* on and began to **** me.it made me need to pee. I told my girl and she got out and says pee on me.I opened my legs and pissed.she also did the same...
    supergirl1545 supergirl1545
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 20, 2011

    Didnt Feel Lik Walking Up Stairs

    Today I got back from the dentist and was sitting on the couch eating McDonald's. My dad said bye as he went to work leaving me alone with just my dog. After a wail I heard my dog want to come back in the house so got up and felt the pressure in my bladder increase since i...
    k12321 k12321
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 2, 2010

    The First Time I Got High.

    I smoke pot daily now, but last year I got high for the first time in my life. Eventually I went to bed, and like two minutes later I needed to pee. The problem was I was high and lazy and I didn't want to get up. I tried several positions to make myself comfortable but things...
    peegurl91 peegurl91
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Aug 11, 2010

    Im in bed im really tired

    so I don't want to get up but I gotta pee
    peeingbikini peeingbikini
    22-25, T
    May 9, 2015

    In My Bed

    After a night of drinking, I sometimes will put a waterproof pad on my bed and a diaper on me. When I wake up to pee, I just let it flow and go back to sleep. In the morning, my diaper is drooping and bed and bed pad are soaked. I pee alot when I drink! Before I get up, I rub my...
    DRAGONLADY13 DRAGONLADY13
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Jun 26, 2011

    All Night Long And Into The Morning

    I was feeling particularly lazy and nasty naughty when I went to bed last night. So lazy that I did not bother to stop on the way by to use the bathroom. That despite having quite a bit of liquid to drink over the evening and bringing a large cup of water with me to bed. Actually...
    FstTongue FstTongue
    51-55, M
    4 Responses May 25, 2011

    Another Computer Wetter

    Yep, I love to wet my pants anyway but sitting here at the computer drinking coffee I so often need to **** that getting up to use the bathroom or **** out the window got old. I usually try to hold it for as long as possible, building up by drinking even more coffee. Once I have...
    FstTongue FstTongue
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Jan 24, 2011
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