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I Took the Bastard Out With a Pork Chop to the Nads

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 14 People

    Pork But Not A Chop!

    While working the late shift as a waitress I had to deal with the bar crowd that always turned up in the wee hours when the bars closed. It was a packed house and we were running our behinds off trying to get food into the rowdy drunks. To make things worse, the restaurant owner...
    dartist dartist
    56-60, F
    5 Responses Sep 13, 2010

    But He Earned It!

    So I'm walking into the grocery store tonight and in a rush to get home.  Although I have my purse on my shoulder something tells me to remove my wallet and shove it into my jeans pocket. I grab a basket instead of the buggy because it's just easier to run with and I really...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Sep 13, 2010

    Yes Yes Yes!!!

    Heelllll yeahhh, I'm with Bob. there has got to be a story out there somewhere. This is the greatest and most hilarious group I've come across! i can't for the life of me think of a scenario from my past, but, I will personally donate 5 EP tokens to the best story of taking some...
    rmichaels rmichaels
    56-60, M
    1 Response Sep 6, 2010
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