I Trip Over And Bump Into Things And Swear At Them

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 27 People

    I've always thought it important to know when something is ending. To know and fully experience something for the last time, even while it is happening. To properly dance that very...
    GlassDog GlassDog
    36-40
    4 Responses Apr 21
    I havee. I can't say they are my best friends now, but when they were, oh boy did we do some stupid stuff! I think it's only right I end my time here on EP with a positive, fun...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1
    16-17, M
    Apr 20
    I haven't been here in awhile due to so much going on in my life! Let's just say that financially things aren't stable and I have my kids to take care of and a mountain of debt. I...
    writerchic writerchic
    36-40, F
    Apr 20
    # 19. Before this ends, I'd love to tell 10 more things about myself. 1. My biggest goal or ambition is to provide for the needy. If earning money is the way to do it, then I...
    Abi936 Abi936
    22-25, M
    Apr 20
    Since today is the last day of being able to post for the foreseeable future, I thought I should let everybody know a few things about me. 1) I love the great outdoors. I could...
    HaleyAnnabelle HaleyAnnabelle
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 20
    Not all Irish ppl are drunk and not all them swear...
    Dessily Dessily
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    I have a teen age daughter that is getting ready to move away for school and it breaks my heart. We have always been so close and over the course of the last year we have had so...
    Helpless24 Helpless24
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    EP is only five or six days till it will freeze up and while I would have hoped something would come along and they would magically say never mind we are goin on, I feel the day is...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    Apr 16
    I had many times taken advantage of my husbands sex fantasies. Once I got to wear a t shirt and short skirts for a club with him and his friends along. He soon got tired and fell...
    swtlve swtlve
    22-25
    2 Responses Apr 16
    I used to say this, and wished that there's a reset button for everything that goes wrong so I could make it right but then, after seeing how the world works, how everything works...
    PiperMcLean PiperMcLean
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 15
    i like wearing women's clothes.. every chance I get.. few years ago I was scared to buy underwear well any womens clohes for that matter. I went to a friends house went to the...
    chrisjay2k16 chrisjay2k16
    26-30, T
    Apr 15
    How walking your dog can change your life One of the best activities you can do if you are a pet owner living in an apartment complex, is to take your dog out for a “pack walk...
    karunakat78 karunakat78
    36-40, F
    Apr 14
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mnNcz9R2s Who really knows how factual this man is in this video...I believe it's very possible but anyhoot, check out this comment posted under...
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Apr 13
    EP closing has me thinking about this more lately. I've been here for over a year and I've met all kinds of people. I appreciate most of them, even some of the bad ones because I...
    thisisnotanexit thisisnotanexit
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Apr 13
    Oh for pete's sake! This one forum admin I've dealt with is the most oversensitive jerk i've ever had the misfortune of talking to. For one thing he pretty much accused me of...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    Apr 13
    I'm so bored right now I'm going to do this. 1) I am Chinese but I don't speak the language #dishonouronmyfamily 2) I tend to overthink things, which is why posts like these are...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 12
    Christian Greed https://dochub.com/timesoftrouble/kWbzzO/christian-greed What can truly amaze a genuine believer that looks only to the Father is just how true his words on world...
    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble
    56-60, M
    Apr 11
    Life can suck, it's full of users, liars, ********, etc. People that don't think twice about how their actions or behavior towards people will affect them. This is just the sad...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 10
    Opening Strange Portals in Physics Physicist Lisa Randall explores the mind-stretching realms that new experiments soon may expose image: http://thumbs.media.smithsonianmag.com...
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Apr 10
    I just needed to vent, the girl ive had the biggest crush on rejected me a couple months ago, it sucks i thought id be over her by now but for some reason all that sadness of...
    Melbourne1992 Melbourne1992
    22-25, M
    Apr 10
    I am not an early riser by any means but the few occasions that have did lead to an appreciation of the little things. This day was during a camping trip in early summer. The...
    nuwalker nuwalker
    66-70, M
    Apr 9
    One of my problems that has threatened to take down my whole reputation. Is over analyzing. I actually find myself analyzing anything, down to a murder case, to how a watch was...
    NightStarz NightStarz
    13-15, F
    Apr 8
    Ever since I was in school I had always been an outsider. I was always the weird kid that nobody talked to. I had a few friends throughout my school years but those friendships...
    Heretic9320 Heretic9320
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
    I often like to read or study about all the tragic things that people have experienced or suffered, and I get quite overwhelmed as a result. It feels quite overwhelming, like I...
    astro00 astro00
    22-25, M
    Apr 8
    1) I spend a lot of time alone and I'm unused to talk. 2) I think I must be extremely boring and uninteresting to most of the people I meet because I'm very quiet, reserved and...
    OpenlyHonestly OpenlyHonestly
    22-25, F
    Apr 8
    When it happened it was automatic. I'd dressed to meet a man I knew liked to be dominant in the exact way he told me to be ... very hookerish and slutty in a very short dress with...
    amandatrane1 amandatrane1
    51-55, T
    1 Response Apr 7
    1. Ten things, this is number one.2. I have celiac disease, or gluten intolerance, so I need to eat glutenfree food. For example: rice or maïs. Luckyly i like rice and maï...
    Photosebastian Photosebastian
    46-50, M
    Apr 7
    (I posted this as a comment earlier but ready need some help!!) As a 17 year old girl soon to begin the university application process, in which I will be interviewed a great deal...
    Pheeeb Pheeeb
    16-17
    1 Response Apr 7
    i wanna have twins or triplets badly
    someoneimpregnateme someoneimpregnateme
    22-25, F
    Apr 7
    07/04/2016 - I'm always starting over. Whether it's work, relationships, friendships, health, fitness, life. I'm always the one starting over again. The one who ends up...
    shecanonlydream shecanonlydream
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    I'm surprised to say it but I really love learning... Often I would look up to the smart people of the world and I'm noticing I'm becoming smarter everyday I'm that smart person...
    toniyl toniyl
    36-40, F
    Apr 6
    I came back from collage for a two week break to home visit, put my bags down on the floor of my room when dad came in < home paul how long> < two weeks sir> < it has to be a bit...
    dad35 dad35
    41-45, M
    Apr 6
    1. First of all, since so many people mention zodiacs, I'd like to point out that I'm a Physicist and don't believe in that gobblefunk. I was however born the 29th February, which...
    Michalb Michalb
    41-45, M
    Apr 6
    1. I'm doing this because I'm bored out of my mind. 2. I'm a self-taught expert in the art of procrastination. 3. I am the pride of one half of my family, and the disappointment of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 5
    I'm transgender but I haven't told my parents yet because I don't know how they'll react. I plan on telling them soon. I have a bag with a few things in it and plant to stay with...
    MichaelByers MichaelByers
    16-17, T
    Apr 4
    I find it amusing how some kids at school try sooooo hard to be known as popular or cool. They do some of the most ridiculous of things. Being rude and disrespectful. *face palm...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    4 Responses Apr 4
    I've learned that. I believe it too be true. The only thing in this life that's worth a damn is the people in your life. I don't care What you do or where you are at In life...
    JablesBlue JablesBlue
    22-25, M
    Apr 4
    When i was a child, i pictured that my self would work 8hours per day on a State-Owned Enterprise or be a university teacher. Well, my life now is far from what i was pictured of...
    sjifa sjifa
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 4
    But the things that i do keep only belong to the best! Except my rants. I keep all of those. If i don't like a rant, i put an X over it so that i can try again later
    HarleyHart HarleyHart
    13-15, F
    Apr 3
    I am transgendered and have always wanted to live as a woman when I retired. I have for years dressed as a female at home. A couple of years ago, an old girlfriend and her 2...
    Randy2346 Randy2346
    61-65
    Apr 3
    So for all the ladies (and guys if you were a woman) What is your ultimate pregnancy related fantasy that you wish you could do but you know in reality you just couldn't do it for...
    Moonlight150 Moonlight150
    22-25, M
    Apr 3
    My friend went out with this girl i didn't care about a day after i broke up with her after a week of dating. One day he asked me who I liked and I told him, he called her gross...
    Oborus Oborus
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 2
    Two years ago I began a journey into healing from rape and sexual abuse. I also began a journey of self discovery. To find my authentic self. To learn to speak my truth. To learn...
    MinnieMouse3030 MinnieMouse3030
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 2
    02/04/2016 - Everyone has done things they're not proud of. I've hurt people I would never have ever imagined I would have hurt. I've done things I have sometimes wished I hadn...
    shecanonlydream shecanonlydream
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 2
    My friend and I got so into all of this at one point but we didn't realise the danger until we noticed that things weren't right... We were metalling with demons not Angels, I was...
    brookemendes brookemendes
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 1
    I found a wonderful woman and we both fell so deeply in love. She had health problems, but I knew about them and she was very upfront and open. She had been abused physically and...
    texas2themax texas2themax
    56-60
    3 Responses Apr 1
    The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them ...
    Ruben1970 Ruben1970
    41-45, M
    Apr 1
    Today I came home from school (had a half day), i noticed a lot of buttercups, which are my favorite flower. And I wanted to pick one, but it would ruin its beauty. So instead i...
    IkIlLeDyOuRsOuLaNdAtEiT IkIlLeDyOuRsOuLaNdAtEiT
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Apr 1
    We grow up waiting for our life to begin, constantly wanting more, constantly wishing for the future, and eventually, almost too suddenly we are in our 20s, the best years of our...
    writingforlife6 writingforlife6
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 1
    The reality of this love thing is far fetched compared to the stories we've been told since childhood. Loving someone or something because you care about them is the only type of...
    JablesBlue JablesBlue
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 1
    My bag is packed! Everything else I am taking is in the car! I am excited!!! This is the longest solo road trip I have ever done, but I have a great playlist ready for my drive...
    MyCrazyLife63 MyCrazyLife63
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Mar 31
    I am very upset about EP being over by April 21. This has been a great blessing for me. People share the greatest stories, funnies, recipes, diet information, medical information...
    Alicehath Alicehath
    56-60, F
    Mar 31
    Don't be hard on yourself. You cannot please anyone. That's already given. Be yourself. Be weird, be random. Cus you never know who would love the person you hide. Let go of the...
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    Mar 31
    I met this guy who's in my High School. We became friends over time and soon really close friends. I feel a strong connection to this guy, though he is older than me. I feel so at...
    Wolfspirit223 Wolfspirit223
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 31
    I met this guy who's in my High School. We became friends over time and soon really close friends. I feel a strong connection to this guy, though he is older than me. I feel so at...
    Wolfspirit223 Wolfspirit223
    13-15, F
    Mar 31
    I'm quite pleased with this little creation haha. Got bored at work so started typing. As I sat in my chair watching everyone dance across the dance floor in such wonder, I...
    wonderland63893 wonderland63893
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 31
    Where are we?...oh yeah.. Wednesday... Lets think... Monday, although it was Easter Monday, still went around to moms, did all her shopping, and things, then went to see lornas mom...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    Mar 30
    [x] Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [x] Been In A Fist Fight [] Had A Crush...
    nostalkerswelcome nostalkerswelcome
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 30
    a gurl i know is surprised and laughs at me . because although i want to be a girl . i also said "i'd like to be with a cute girl" . she asked why does she have to be cute or...
    cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle
    36-40, T
    Mar 30
    [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On An...
    SuperSandwizard SuperSandwizard
    16-17, T
    Mar 30
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