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I Trip Over Things And Then Turn Around And Glare At Them

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    So Do I...

    I also have a few choice words for these so called " inanimate" objects ( I KNOW that **** moves on me) Got dand sonnofa beeotch! Wha The FFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuck? Yeah, I totally do that, Like opening a cupboard and it hits you rightindaface!!! ?? REALLY, So I slam that...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 18, 2011

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    How Dare They!

    I rarely trip over things. When I do, it must be a plot of some sort. They deserve to be glared at until whatever it was that tripped me learns never to do it again! A good glaring will teach things to be mindful of where I step. :)
    Sinaname Sinaname 26-30 Mar 15, 2011

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    I Just Realized It

    I stumbled on the threshold of my doorway and turned around like I was going to shove someone who shoved me first, then I just stared that piece of inanimate wood right down! It made me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Mar 15, 2011

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    I literally tumbled over a small electric

    heater, and everybody thought it was hilarious when stuck a sticky note on it reading "Hazard".
    Mi5h Mi5h 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    O.o Don't Look At Me.. I Know Your M.o

    I have a hit list, to date it includes:*  those horrible plastic child sized chairs in the kai area at work*  the shin height table beside the stereo*  my slippers*  the kids, I swear they see me coming some days (I know it's a hazard of the job, but still)*  the kitchen mat...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 12, 2011

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    Being A House Husband

    My name is malini. I am a housewife now and i wear all time saree and other female attires, wear mangalsutra and apply sindoor on forhead. very rarely i wear shirt pant otherwise i always wear saree blouse nighty langa choli and salwar etc. My hubby (indeed my wife) soniya, is a...
    ExUser007 ExUser007 18-21 Oct 26, 2012

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    All Fall Down!

    So, yesterday, i was helping someone old, to get down the stairs...and  *thump* i'm on the floor! *totally embarrassed*Thats my 2nd fall this month!
    Michhhhnat Michhhhnat 26-30, F 3 Responses May 30, 2011

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    Rogue Toys

    They are there. Somewhere. Always waiting. Lurking in the shadows. Renegade toys with an agenda. To make mommy fall! They have gone rogue! It is a conspiracy between Mattel and HMO's. That is my theory, anyway.
    PrecariousMe PrecariousMe 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 28, 2011

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    -.-"

    I fell in the stairs today. TWICE. *SIIGHH* Why does this keep happening to meee?!? I've worked up a pretty decent balance thanks to dancing, but I STILL manage to trip just about EVERYWHERE. Mostly I laugh at it - thank goodness for self irony - but I have a tendency to trip...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 4 Responses May 10, 2011

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    Dumb Shoes!!

    I was running around the house tonight, trying to get to the library before it closed, and couldn't find my shoes anywhere. As I ran through the house I kept bumping into things (door frame, chair, couch) and tripping over things (one of my cats-- Padya--and assorted unknown...
    sugarfooties sugarfooties 66-70 10 Responses May 24, 2011

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    I tripped over a stick

    and my friend Alleycat( Alice ) couldnt stop laughing so we ended up wrestling it was so fun lol ( ps the pics are of me alleycat and shorty XD)
    YouAreAllPesants YouAreAllPesants 16-17, F Apr 9

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    Guilty!

    I do this on almost a daily basis.. usually to my kid's toys that are left in the middle of the living room floor, or when I stub my toe on the corner of my bed I tend to stop and glare at it too.. It's like it moves just so that I will stub my toe on it.. It happens so often...
    Beautifulimperfections Beautifulimperfections 26-30, F Mar 4, 2012

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    'scuse You!

    I glare and demand the object excuse itself.The only exception to this is when I trip over a broom in the dark whilst half asleep.  The resulting clatter generally scares my sleepy self so badly I just bolt for my bedroom!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Mar 18, 2011

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    MixedJayy MixedJayy 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    And i'll kick it and pretend

    that i'm cool. HAHA!
    CtKate27 CtKate27 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I Even Tell Them Off Sometimes

    You know, when your clothes get caught in the door handle? I usually turn to the door handle, glare at it, and say "let go!" in a stern voice. It usually works.
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses May 9, 2011

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    Always Glare At Them

    When I trip over things, I always look at it...its as if I want that thing to talk back at me.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 17, 2011

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    Stupid Bad Luck!!!!

    ok so 15 minuts ago i came back from shopping with my daughter with a bruse and scrapes becuse at the store my daughter wanted marshmellows so i said to but then i turn and hit a counter thats how i got my bruse then i when me and my child went to the marshmellows i triped over a...
    Prettykitty111 Prettykitty111 13-15, F Sep 12, 2011

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    I Cant Possibly Be This Clumsy

    I have tripped over my own two feet before and just swear at them. Stupid feet. How dare they.I've made it thru rough terrain and shady places, woods, etc and yet put me on a flat surface and i'll trip everytime.  And of course none of this is my fault. It was the damn crack in...
    WakgUp WakgUp 31-35, F Jan 9, 2012

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    Dag Blast It!

    I stumble on a single step, and sometimes hit my head when getting into a car...  I don't just glare at these objects, but I cuss at them and tell them off!  I guess from a different viewpoint, I appear to have lost my mind - but those who know me would tell you I haven't...
    MichaelDuMaine MichaelDuMaine 36-40, M 2 Responses Jun 14, 2011

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    It's a daily thing for me.

    I trip over my mom's shoes and then yell at them..
    countrygirlISTaylor countrygirlISTaylor 16-17, F Jul 31

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    Because It Purposefully Just Jumped Into My Path.

    Is it just me? I swear I didn't put it there because I know I always run into stuff like that. Why would I leave it there just to trip over it? I do it enough to be very conscious about where I leave and place things but yet again i find myself stumbling. So, If I always remember...
    ThreeThumbs ThreeThumbs 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 2, 2012

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    Danm You Coffie Table. How You Mock Me!....

    danm you coffie table, how you mock me!
    LoveISHateHateISLove LoveISHateHateISLove 13-15, F Mar 18, 2011

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    Weird Little Habit

    Not only do I do this, I have a tendency to yell and scream at whatever I tripped on! Especially if I really hurt my foot.
    GirlyPonies GirlyPonies 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 25, 2013

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    I Didn't Fall, I Was Attacking The Floor.

    Yeah, I have my clumsy moments. Okay, clumsy moments have me. My tendency is to have my mind going 800 miles an hour and jump up to take care of one of those 800 thoughts and trip over or run into something. Not only do I glare, but if the kids are not around I can let out...
    piscesgal piscesgal 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 15, 2011

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    It's Funny

    I do this all the time because I'm a klutz.I trips over my own feet sometimes and glare at them.I mainly trip over stuff like my boyfriend's size 16 shoes.  If those things were real they'd die from the looks that I give them.I tripped over the chair in my office the other day...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood 31-35, F 2 Responses May 9, 2011

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    I've Tripped Over Things And Turned Around And Look At It

    I  have tripped over things and turn around and look at what I tripped over and wonder how come I didn't see it?!   I've tripped over rocks and twigs, and ruts in roads and sidewalks.
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 Jan 6, 2012

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    My Clumsiness :-d

    Ok, so I was with my friend Sam. We were going to see a movie. We were talking and he walked into a street pole. So, I started laughing and then I walked into a pole myself. I fet like a idiot. Then, Sam laughed and said carma. But I enjoyed the movie. The lady in black was...
    Savvy413 Savvy413 13-15, F Feb 11, 2012

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    Glitches.

    I stumble over things. It's weird in a sense. For example, lay one brick somewhere one a football field and I assure you I'll stumble over it. The strange thing about this is that I'm very observant. I see things. Is also why I am easily distracted because I have a far greater...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 11 Responses Apr 7, 2011

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    Damn It

    Earlier today I had to go down into my basement. I already felt like crap, I was dizzy and sick, but because I'm a genius I decided to tackle the stairs. I got about half way down when my damn stupid knee buckled, I fell into the wall then fell on all fours at the bottom. I...
    WakgUp WakgUp 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 17, 2012

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    Lol

    Falling down, tripping and banging myself at  randomest, unexpeced moments is part of my daily routine.when i was younger my mum used to tell me that you grow, when you fall. If that was actually true i'd be the tallest person alive :PI guess the problem with most of us is that...
    Michhhhnat Michhhhnat 26-30, F 2 Responses May 26, 2011

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    It Hurts.

    And if you listen from the other side of the door, you'll hear me curse them out like a 13th century shepherdess from a dime novel:  " Two-headed daughter of a goat! "  " Spineless son of a jackal-faced launderess! "
    RascallyRabbit RascallyRabbit 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 8, 2011

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    Yup That's Me

    If there is anything within a mile radius of me I will find it and fall over it. Then look at it like it's going to tell me how the heck it got there.Clumsy? Not really, just to distracted with things to pay attention  lol
    jacee1960 jacee1960 51-55, F 5 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    Not Only...

    Not only do I glare at the things that trip me, I also shake my fist at them and say, "Some day...."
    TalkN3rdy2Me TalkN3rdy2Me 26-30, F Mar 15, 2011

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    Why Did You Trip Me?

    because it is the objects fault after all. i mean i wouldnt intentionally trip over something. lol
    EdgeCrusher EdgeCrusher 26-30, M May 19, 2011

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    This Ladybug Tripped Me...♥

    i was walking on the sidewalk with my sister and i saw i was about to step on a lady bug and i didnt want to kill it so last minute i tried to step over it and i lost my footing and tripped and fell. luckily the ladybug made it out okay but i came out with a scraped knee. :P
    ayladay ayladay 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 4, 2011

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    Guilty As Charged

    Even if it's a little rock or a bug, or AIR for crying out loud! I turn around and sometimes I'll even yell at it! I've never claimed to be normal and I usually yell at my feet for tripping over it too, so there you go. I usually get tripped by something daily, so this occurs...
    Lilysilver13 Lilysilver13 16-17, F Sep 18, 2011

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    "i Trip Over Things And Turn Around Andglare At Them '"

    I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS A KID WHENEVER I TRIP OVER SOMETHING WHICH I DO A LOT BECAUSE I AM A KLUTZ I GLARE AT WHAT I TRIPPED OVER YEAH I STILL DO IT SMILES ITS LIKE IT WAS NOT MY FAULT FOR WALKING INTO THE DOOR IT WAS THE DOORS FAULT LAUGHS GO FIGURE THATS ME THOUGH...
    mycuzinvinni mycuzinvinni 46-50, M 2 Responses May 3, 2012

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