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I Try to Be Funny

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    To Make You Laugh...xx

    Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile... I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while... Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little blue... So im gonna stay here as long as i can, cause were stuck like glue.... Shes busy at work, and i guess has had a...
    sarahat90 sarahat90 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2012

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    How normal people flirt!

    ! Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!! Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
    DanaHynes DanaHynes 18-21, F Jan 21, 2014

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    This is for all the competitive girls You

    can't spell competitive without ***(; lol have a nice day
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M Jun 18, 2014

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    Disease

    Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    Water Fun

    I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go.  Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
    Cutiepie4ever89 Cutiepie4ever89 18-21, F Aug 12, 2009

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    I Try, But...

    I'm not..at all Dx I even laugh at my own jokes
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 70+, F 25 Responses Dec 16, 2010

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    I only like pepper on my pizza.

    Call that pepperonly pizza 😂
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 2 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    DrLove1123 DrLove1123 18-21, M Jun 24, 2014

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    I notice a lot of people I've met dealing with

    my... issues all use some form of humor to ease tension. My friend that has leukemia but he's not in the best shape so he always has nurses checking up on him. But he doesn't like people thinking he's weak. He still has that "I am a grown man" complex and doesn't want to be...
    TheComplication TheComplication 18-21, M Nov 7, 2014

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    I don't aim to be funny

    or anything it's just my upbeat and or sarcastic personality that causes everyone to laugh. But I do try to he funny with my dark sense of humor.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M Nov 6, 2014

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    I Try To Be Funny

    I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 27, 2011

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    I hate how fake the fast food looks in the

    commercials and then When you go there and get it, it looks like complete **** -__-
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 24, 2014

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    "What doesn't kill you,

    makes you stronger" Wrong! "What doesn't kill you, makes you crippled" Bahahahah XD
    mstv1112 mstv1112 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 5, 2014

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    I try to be funny, on the odd occasion I am,

    but sometimes I just come across dorky (dad jokes are my thing)
    Ashleigh3103 Ashleigh3103 22-25, F Nov 6, 2014

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    Love the Sound of Laughter From the People I Love

    i love the sound of laughter from the people i love. it makes me feel reasured that they are happy.
    gothicromantic gothicromantic 16-17, F Aug 12, 2009

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    But I Fail Miserably Everytime...

    I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I do love a good laugh !! Most of my EP friends have the gift, I enjoy all of you !!
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 11, 2011

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    mstv1112 mstv1112 16-17, F Nov 6, 2014

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    Disease

    Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing! WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?

    Meg Griffin: No. Quagmire: Just checkin'.
    SirQuaggie SirQuaggie 31-35, M Dec 20, 2014

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    Fun ?

    I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M Jan 20, 2012

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    Funny Is My Friend.

    I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way of deflecting criticism or negativity. It's my way of putting people in their places. Shocking people w/ humor is a great...
    dewTfree dewTfree 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    It depends on the humor though and if I can understand it. I don't like crude humor. I like innocent, truly funny, not at someone else's emotional expense humor. I tend to also...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Apr 8

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    There's this guy. We have been friends for almost a year and he really makes me happy. Whenever our eyes meet he would make funny faces even if he's on the other side of the street...
    Claudia905 Claudia905 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 20

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    Cheers most likelys.... They think I'm funny :P lolz
    samipee samipee 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Lol me and my mom watched the lifetime movie "Sugar Daddies" and now we can't stop using our code phrase "hooking and crooking" lmao. And for men we say "slanging and banging" lol...
    TheTruth94 TheTruth94 18-21, M Apr 4

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    LOL I thought this was funny 😂 Picture included
    Notadickjusthonest Notadickjusthonest 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I think it's funny/stupid whenever somethings "free" but yet you have to pay 60 dollars etc to get that free useless thing that your never even gonna use lol smh..
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Eating poor mans goulash. My version. And my mind said. Needs more salt. And i laughed. Because i looked in the mirror. And thought of a movie. Crocodile dundee...
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 11

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    A few years ago while on a road trip my sister and I were at a rest stop in Maryland. It was really crowded with people stopping to use the bathroom. We were waiting for our...
    awaywego4 awaywego4 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 21

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    Really! Some people are just too funny! Lol!
    RoyX5 RoyX5 26-30, M Apr 24

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    Getting sweet texts and funny texts is the best way to start and end my day it shows me and speaks a lot of maturity level And that someone is truly interested in me total turn off...
    freespiritgal2777 freespiritgal2777 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I hope this brightens everyone's day. So I was on the bus, & my guy friend starts singing, "You better not pout. You better not cry. You better not scream, I'm coming in dry" It's...
    00dom00 00dom00 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I like to purposely be a goof, and have no problem with embarrassing myself to make my sister or friends laugh... Today my mom and I went out, and she tricked me into grocery...
    appleof5 appleof5 16-17, F 22 hrs ago

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    Who loves ridiculousness on here? One of the funniest shows these days.
    AwesomeGuyy22 AwesomeGuyy22 22-25, M 22 hrs ago

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    "I don't want to date someone normal. I want to date you." - Tony "Thanks?!" - Jessie - Disney series "Jessie"
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 20 hrs ago

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    I worked at a prison in the Upper Penn. of Mich. most of my life. One of the hardest posts to man is the Front Information Desk area. The "circus" starts when visiting hours...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 15 hrs ago

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    I'm trying to find someone that is my level of weirdness and funniness, but also someone who is mature. I'm currently single, but I'm only 13.
    FishyLookingThing FishyLookingThing 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    when stepbrothers is on tv though
    MerelyKatie MerelyKatie 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    You can't go wrong on the cat videos. :) Never fails to cheer me up.
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F Apr 4

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    Which IDIOT devised this??? Hope he wasnt Einstein's son!!! 
    SirQuaggie SirQuaggie 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    AHAHAHAHA !!Brilliant and not a bit untrue :-) 
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    A man that is tired of shopping with his wife, here's the story: After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I...
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M Apr 6

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