I Try to Be Funny

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 336 People

    To Make You Laugh...xx

    Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile... I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while... Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little blue... So im gonna stay here as long as i can, cause were stuck like glue.... Shes busy at work, and i guess has had a...
    sarahat90 sarahat90
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2012

    Water Fun

    I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go.  Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
    Cutiepie4ever89 Cutiepie4ever89
    18-21, F
    Aug 12, 2009

    I hate how fake the fast food looks in the

    commercials and then When you go there and get it, it looks like complete **** -__-
    toiletwater toiletwater
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 24, 2014

    Disease

    Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
    Ellias95 Ellias95
    18-21, F
    Jul 21, 2013

    How normal people flirt!

    ! Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!! Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
    DanaHynes DanaHynes
    18-21, F
    Jan 21, 2014

    Disease

    Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing! WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
    Ellias95 Ellias95
    18-21, F
    Jul 21, 2013

    I don't aim to be funny

    or anything it's just my upbeat and or sarcastic personality that causes everyone to laugh. But I do try to he funny with my dark sense of humor.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    Nov 6, 2014

    Want to improv or write jokes?

    In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for links & questions. Film group is no budget, indie, independent, guerrilla, skeleton crew level. No experience needed. Seeking...
    supergirl805 supergirl805
    22-25, F
    Feb 10

    I only like pepper on my pizza.

    Call that pepperonly pizza 😂
    toiletwater toiletwater
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 18, 2014

    I Try To Be Funny

    I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Dec 27, 2011

    I Try, But...

    I'm not..at all Dx I even laugh at my own jokes
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    25 Responses Dec 16, 2010

    This is for all the competitive girls You

    can't spell competitive without ***(; lol have a nice day
    toiletwater toiletwater
    18-21, M
    Jun 18, 2014

    Love the Sound of Laughter From the People I Love

    i love the sound of laughter from the people i love. it makes me feel reasured that they are happy.
    gothicromantic gothicromantic
    16-17, F
    Aug 12, 2009
    DrLove1123 DrLove1123
    18-21, M
    Jun 24, 2014

    Funny Is My Friend.

    I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way of deflecting criticism or negativity. It's my way of putting people in their places. Shocking people w/ humor is a great...
    dewTfree dewTfree
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

    Fun ?

    I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
    juliegirlie juliegirlie
    41-45, M
    Jan 20, 2012

    Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?

    Meg Griffin: No. Quagmire: Just checkin'.
    SirQuaggie SirQuaggie
    31-35, M
    Dec 20, 2014
    ArtemistheHunter ArtemistheHunter
    13-15, F
    Aug 18, 2015

    I notice a lot of people I've met dealing with

    my... issues all use some form of humor to ease tension. My friend that has leukemia but he's not in the best shape so he always has nurses checking up on him. But he doesn't like people thinking he's weak. He still has that "I am a grown man" complex and doesn't want to be...
    TheComplication TheComplication
    18-21, M
    Nov 7, 2014

    But I Fail Miserably Everytime...

    I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I do love a good laugh !! Most of my EP friends have the gift, I enjoy all of you !!
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2011

    I try to be funny, on the odd occasion I am,

    but sometimes I just come across dorky (dad jokes are my thing)
    Ashleigh3103 Ashleigh3103
    22-25, F
    Nov 6, 2014

    "What doesn't kill you,

    makes you stronger" Wrong! "What doesn't kill you, makes you crippled" Bahahahah XD
    mstv1112 mstv1112
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 5, 2014
    mstv1112 mstv1112
    18-21, F
    Nov 6, 2014

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    omg i laughed so hard, i think i'm dead. i love this! who ever made this, ily! can u see Damian? lmao
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    meto2015 meto2015
    41-45, F
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    26-30, M
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