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I Try to Be Funny

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    Water Fun - I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go.  Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
    Cutiepie4ever89 Cutiepie4ever89 18-21, F Aug 12, 2009

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    How normal people flirt!! Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!! Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
    DanaHynes DanaHynes 16-17, F Jan 21

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    But I Fail Miserably Everytime... - I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I...
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 11, 2011

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    To Make You Laugh...xx - Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile... I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while... Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little...
    sarahat90 sarahat90 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2012

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    Disease - Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing! WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    Fun ? - I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M Jan 20, 2012

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    I Try, But... - I'm not..at all Dx I even laugh at my own jokes
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F 25 Responses Dec 16, 2010

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    Disease - Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    I Try To Be Funny - I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 27, 2011

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    Funny Is My Friend. - I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way...
    dewTfree dewTfree 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    I do enjoy listening to myself. So yeh. I enjoy funny people :P
    pappa94 pappa94 18-21, M 17 hrs ago

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    It may seem odd to people to see and hear others laugh randomly out of the blue. I do not always do this but I do sometimes laugh out loud about something I remembered witnessing...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    I love funny movies and laughing. Watching a funny movie can make me feel better. It makes me in a better mood and I forget about my stress. Some of my favorite funny movies are...
    ibtwiny619 ibtwiny619 22-25, F Mar 18

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    Am also bit of funny type character an I love funny guys azwell laughing z god if someone enjy ma conversation an laugh on it Thad's great feeling fo me Bcoz world is full of...
    usman1engnieer usman1engnieer 22-25, M Apr 7

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    People on here think they are so funny posting stupid responses on questions thinking they know it all and can just be retarded and its just really annoying and they need to grow...
    Bluenox Bluenox 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Lol I thought this was funny. Very true.
    Stimpy101 Stimpy101 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Im very attracted to funny people, love watching comedians on you tube.... Suggestions anyone? I love watching - Katt Williams - Russell Peters - Kevin Hart
    tatem tatem 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    Someone tell me a funny story, I wanna laugh.
    TxVANITY TxVANITY 16-17, F Mar 22

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    Guy who is the king of lazy: "My dad left me in charge." Girl who is known to be in your face, bold, funny and sarcastic: "You're in charge??? I have more hair on my legs than you...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 26

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    I saw a T-shirt that made a pretty funny ADD joke: I have ADD which means it's hard to focus And focus rhymes with hocus pocus And I like magic. Abracadabra!
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 26

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    At all. My sister saw the movie "This is the End," and she told me one of the many off-putting elements of the movie was a rape joke that was made in it. It turned me off from...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 28

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    Breakfast At IHOP! Lyssa got called in to go to work in a few hours and her husband was already at work so she called up her sister to see if she would take her two sons for...
    Chelebub Chelebub 51-55, F Mar 29

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    I find bad puns really funny. Apparently no one else does?
    biancawho biancawho 13-15, F a week ago

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    i think this is funny:):).
    sweetsummertime156 sweetsummertime156 13-15, F a week ago

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    Going office this morning. Train was packed with school boys and girls. Had no personal space. One girl was so close at my back, i could feel her presence. Suddenly I felt her...
    ryanenoy ryanenoy 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Some lady had a photo of this big hairy beautiful cat as her profile picture and me being me I just could not help myself and sent her a private message " u got an awesome p...
    rajblr1970 rajblr1970 41-45, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    This is hysterical...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Nowhere To Hide I just returned from three, glorious days on the Appalachian Trail with my best hiking buddy. It was some long overdue bonding time. And a true test of our...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    What a Feat! Each time I leave the gym where I work out, I get 2 cups of coffee which I bring with me to work. Just like how I usually do it, I put the 2 cups of coffee on...
    ladybug1234 ladybug1234 46-50, F Mar 16

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    Yeah. Sometimes it happens.
    miracle98 miracle98 18-21, F Mar 16

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    my friend trys her best to speak english lol friend: keep your mouth shock! me: :O what the fudge :3
    yaysandwich yaysandwich 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    I had a boss at a place I used to work named **** Skinner. You just don't mess with a guy named **** Skinner. It's painful just to think about him.
    RazorKenny RazorKenny 26-30, M Mar 16

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    Animals may not think like us but they do feel pain, they do feel fear, they are alive. Just because they don't speak doesn't mean they can't be hurt.
    shaunrain shaunrain 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 17

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    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    I used to take that group seriously. And I'm really no one to judge. My opinions mean nothing. But I just have skeptical feelings toward a group that's supposed to attract...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Mar 17

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    Pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow! :3 I guess it's one of my favourite song! Haha (:
    HeyHeyitsEmilie HeyHeyitsEmilie 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 17

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    testosterone ?
    Kaddath Kaddath 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    There's nothing funnier than watching someone with no butt and zero coordination attempt to twerk! While on the twerking subject, I think older women, specifically mothers, should...
    McLovin0000 McLovin0000 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    see they always say there are plenty of fish in the sea, what they dont realize is often the sea looks like this
    willshadestrider willshadestrider 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. 
    littleAnonyMOUSE littleAnonyMOUSE 41-45, F Mar 19

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    "He who laughs last didn't get it." -Helen Giangregorio
    littleAnonyMOUSE littleAnonyMOUSE 41-45, F Mar 19

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    QueenAwesomePants QueenAwesomePants 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I love this! Made me laugh a bit :)
    WarriorWannabe WarriorWannabe 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    To say Fifthy does not Yet words that talk about a BM does
    makemeababy makemeababy 46-50 Mar 21

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    Yes that's me lol just missing many more lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 21

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