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I Try to Be Funny

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    Water Fun

    I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go.  Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
    Cutiepie4ever89 Cutiepie4ever89 18-21, F Aug 12, 2009

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    But I Fail Miserably Everytime...

    I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I do love a good laugh !! Most of my EP friends have the gift, I enjoy all of you !!
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 11, 2011

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    Love the Sound of Laughter From the People I Love

    i love the sound of laughter from the people i love. it makes me feel reasured that they are happy.
    gothicromantic gothicromantic 16-17, F Aug 12, 2009

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    DrLove1123 DrLove1123 18-21, M Jun 24

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    Funny Is My Friend.

    I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way of deflecting criticism or negativity. It's my way of putting people in their places. Shocking people w/ humor is a great...
    dewTfree dewTfree 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Fun ?

    I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M Jan 20, 2012

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    I only like pepper on my pizza.

    Call that pepperonly pizza 😂
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    How normal people flirt!

    ! Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!! Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
    DanaHynes DanaHynes 16-17, F Jan 21

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    I Try, But...

    I'm not..at all Dx I even laugh at my own jokes
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 25 Responses Dec 16, 2010

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    I hate how fake the fast food looks in the

    commercials and then When you go there and get it, it looks like complete **** -__-
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    This is for all the competitive girls You

    can't spell competitive without ***(; lol have a nice day
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M Jun 18

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    I Try To Be Funny

    I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 27, 2011

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    Disease

    Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    Disease

    Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing! WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    To Make You Laugh...xx

    Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile... I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while... Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little blue... So im gonna stay here as long as i can, cause were stuck like glue.... Shes busy at work, and i guess has had a...
    sarahat90 sarahat90 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    i really do ,i think its very sad here that some funny people here see other funny people as competition and are therefore mean and offish towards them .....why can't we all just...
    angelofsweetness angelofsweetness 22-25, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    So I can't help but laugh a little both from it being funny and a little from being creeped out. I get told I sound like I am 13 by someone who has posted confessions about...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 11 hrs ago

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    I think farting is funny. No matter who you are and where you are a slip of the flatulance is freaking funny!!
    drob8it drob8it 41-45, M 11 hrs ago

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    ... And I'd love it even more if when I clicked on one if these experiences I actually found said funny picture. Grrrrrr to the EP iPhone App.
    EttaS EttaS 36-40, F Aug 17

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    If you're funny with a good heart and a good job you're golden.
    LIZard0121 LIZard0121 16-17, F Aug 18

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    I'm watching 'Married at First Sight' I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my salsa dipped tortilla chip. The bride in the first wedding is too funny. Just love her! :)https://www...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Aug 19

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    Because they don't realise that they sound funny to me too.
    ray9725 ray9725 18-21, M Aug 19

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    ~Funny Window-Breakage~ I pushed an air conditioner out the window! (accidentally) I was putting it in- and I did it PERFECTLY. I was just adjusting the...
    lifeisatest lifeisatest 22-25, M Aug 20

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    Or any obvious comedy at all...i like a comedy with a story or drama behind it. I can't sit down and watch some guy make jokes or watch an episode of a funny episode...i end up...
    suziewuzie suziewuzie 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I love meet up with new people even though i seem quite..I also easy to get along with my friends. I am happy make funny conversation. I didn't consider myself loud probably i am...
    myselfhere myselfhere 22-25, F Aug 23

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    i find it funny when the sex scene in every movie i watch is under the blanket!why always under the blanket even in summer times hahaha !
    vinyards vinyards 22-25, M Aug 29

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    Weird Al Yankovic is a genius when it comes to funny stuff. At it for 25 years, he's still going strong and now my kids love watching him and are constantly singing his tunes. I'm...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 30

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    But when I try to be funny crickets chirp. (Do crickets even chirp?)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 31

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    This is something I say with my friends at work. People Are always eating peanuts there and thought this would be funny. "Do you want some peanuts?" "Do I want some what...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F Sep 2

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    So funny really now they remove my story because it's harmful, the story in the comment XD
    figoo figoo 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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        I hope you will enjoy this funny News vidoes. 
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Funny when people gotta go on line to get laid. Are you that desperate? Not once have I had to go on line to find a screw buddy. You must have a pretty bad reputation in your area...
    mrsmitchell15 mrsmitchell15 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I tend to surround myself around funny people, I don't like stuck up or boring people.
    pricilagudi pricilagudi 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love nothing more than humor. If someone can make me laugh, we'd be instant friends. I also like trying to make others laugh as well. The negativity that circles around someone...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Lol more funny photos !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    This song rude by magic is actually amazing XD it's always stuck in my head
    bigbrownbastard bigbrownbastard 18-21, M Aug 17

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    A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is...
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M Aug 17

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    I yell random things like "meow!" or "I like potatoes" Many say I act like a cat sometimes I'm crazy and wierd and totally random. I can probably make you laugh too.
    animegeek889 animegeek889 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    Filipino Cupid - lol! Please just start channeling more of you talent to good :)
    Jacques0041 Jacques0041 46-50, M Aug 18

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    "Clumsy"...because I can relate.. lol.   
    PseudonymousAnonyMOUSE PseudonymousAnonyMOUSE 41-45, F Aug 19

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    Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
    isotope95 isotope95 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Devon1739q Devon1739q 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    I amuse myself by posting stories like EP Link and EP Link Only bad thing is that they are in experiences in which not many people will see them, so I had to post them here. :P...
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F Aug 19

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    There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
    chasingdreamss83 chasingdreamss83 31-35, M Aug 19

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    “Our relatives is complete and blessed. We are not able to thanks all sufficient… for helping to carry our minimal girl into our lives. Anytime many of us look at her...
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    A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer”.The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week”.The next day the same guy phones the...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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