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    I Try To Be Funny

    I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 27, 2011

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    Funny Is My Friend.

    I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way of deflecting criticism or negativity. It's my way of putting people in their places. Shocking people w/ humor is a great...
    dewTfree dewTfree 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    I hate how fake the fast food looks in the

    commercials and then When you go there and get it, it looks like complete **** -__-
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    How normal people flirt!

    ! Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!! Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
    DanaHynes DanaHynes 16-17, F Jan 21

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    But I Fail Miserably Everytime...

    I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I do love a good laugh !! Most of my EP friends have the gift, I enjoy all of you !!
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 11, 2011

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    I only like pepper on my pizza.

    Call that pepperonly pizza 😂
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    DrLove1123 DrLove1123 18-21, M Jun 24

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    I Try, But...

    I'm not..at all Dx I even laugh at my own jokes
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 25 Responses Dec 16, 2010

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    This is for all the competitive girls You

    can't spell competitive without ***(; lol have a nice day
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M Jun 18

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    Water Fun

    I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go.  Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
    Cutiepie4ever89 Cutiepie4ever89 18-21, F Aug 12, 2009

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    To Make You Laugh...xx

    Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile... I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while... Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little blue... So im gonna stay here as long as i can, cause were stuck like glue.... Shes busy at work, and i guess has had a...
    sarahat90 sarahat90 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2012

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    Love the Sound of Laughter From the People I Love

    i love the sound of laughter from the people i love. it makes me feel reasured that they are happy.
    gothicromantic gothicromantic 16-17, F Aug 12, 2009

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    Fun ?

    I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M Jan 20, 2012

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    Disease

    Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    Disease

    Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing! WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    So in class there's always that one guy who's the class clown, the nerd, the funny one who keeps quiet and finally the annoying one. So there's this one guy who sits next to me in...
    Music3700 Music3700 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F Sep 12

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    i really do ,i think its very sad here that some funny people here see other funny people as competition and are therefore mean and offish towards them .....why can't we all just...
    angelofsweetness angelofsweetness 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 13

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    So I can't help but laugh a little both from it being funny and a little from being creeped out. I get told I sound like I am 13 by someone who has posted confessions about...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M Sep 16

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    I think farting is funny. No matter who you are and where you are a slip of the flatulance is freaking funny!!
    drob8it drob8it 41-45, M Sep 16

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    My nine all have a name. Collectively they are 'the beans' and i call them that on a daily basis. I'll tell people that I'm dropping the beans at school. Or I'm taking the beans...
    mumsnineangels mumsnineangels 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Weird Al Yankovic is a genius when it comes to funny stuff. At it for 25 years, he's still going strong and now my kids love watching him and are constantly singing his tunes. I'm...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 30

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    But when I try to be funny crickets chirp. (Do crickets even chirp?)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 31

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    This is something I say with my friends at work. People Are always eating peanuts there and thought this would be funny. "Do you want some peanuts?" "Do I want some what...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F Sep 2

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    So funny really now they remove my story because it's harmful, the story in the comment XD
    figoo figoo 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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        I hope you will enjoy this funny News vidoes. 
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 10

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    Funny when people gotta go on line to get laid. Are you that desperate? Not once have I had to go on line to find a screw buddy. You must have a pretty bad reputation in your area...
    mrsmitchell15 mrsmitchell15 22-25, F Sep 11

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    I love nothing more than humor. If someone can make me laugh, we'd be instant friends. I also like trying to make others laugh as well. The negativity that circles around someone...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F Sep 12

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    Lol more funny photos !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 16

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    My best friend and I were going to a club, so we prepartied at her place. We had brought the stereo outside *before* we got schwasted and now had to get it back in. So we each...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 18

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    I have poor grammar skills and don't even use vocabulary correctly...then they'd accepted me in literary studies...what were they thinking...some lazy-*** like me could become a...
    Quentine Quentine 22-25, F Sep 20

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    Lol to funny !!!!!!!!! 0.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Sep 20

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    0.0 1-10 how funny am I? Look at some of my experience first then decide 0.0
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I tell funny stories to people to get them to smile, it feels good to do that but it doesn't cheer me up...
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Who's sick of people treating animals inhumanely? Want to show these jerks just how "funny" it is to get beat up? I'm casting a new show for SPIKE TV where people who have a...
    CastNow CastNow 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    Is it good to have your own category, or do you feel it creates an idea of difference that is actually unhelpful overall? (dontcareforlabelsMe 41-45, M 5 Answers 2 hrs ago in...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    I try, but oh well, I guess I'm not a funny guy lol.
    HisDaysAreNumbered HisDaysAreNumbered 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    Every time I remember something funny, I laugh out loud. Sometimes people stare and look at me like, "What the heck is wrong with her?", and that makes me laugh more. XD
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 16 hrs ago

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    This photo is funny (to me) :p
    Lilwillbe Lilwillbe 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I think it's hilarious when you don't want to talk with someone anymore, they block you. Where they do that at?
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    Deborahyt Deborahyt 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    You should Guantee that if you wish to surf at Kandooma, make sure you notify the vacation resort as you will not have the capacity to surf at Kandooma with no surfer bundle. This...
    Deborahyt Deborahyt 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 30

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    A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $60...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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    I want someone to look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake :D
    tamarah74 tamarah74 36-40, F Aug 30

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    This photo is just to make you smile
    goodwillhunting goodwillhunting 26-30, F Aug 31

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    Structured and planned meetings and events. Set up a gallery exhibit of team pictures on nearby historic structures.You could possibly not mind visitors looking at you sporting a...
    Dirkhxm2260 Dirkhxm2260 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    Why Grumpy Cat knows best, when I go out and hear people speaking other languages I don't understand and if it matches to ones I learnt from films *blushes* I get furious at myself...
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F Aug 31