Water Fun - I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go. Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
How normal people flirt!!
Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!!
Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
But I Fail Miserably Everytime... - I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I...
To Make You Laugh...xx - Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile...
I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while...
Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little...
Disease - Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing!
WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
Fun ? - I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
I Try, But... - I'm not..at all Dx
I even laugh at my own jokes
Disease - Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
I Try To Be Funny - I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
Funny Is My Friend. - I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way...
I do enjoy listening to myself. So yeh. I enjoy funny people :P
It may seem odd to people to see and hear others laugh randomly out of the blue. I do not always do this but I do sometimes laugh out loud about something I remembered witnessing...
I love funny movies and laughing. Watching a funny movie can make me feel better. It makes me in a better mood and I forget about my stress. Some of my favorite funny movies are...
Am also bit of funny type character an I love funny guys azwell laughing z god if someone enjy ma conversation an laugh on it Thad's great feeling fo me Bcoz world is full of...
People on here think they are so funny posting stupid responses on questions thinking they know it all and can just be retarded and its just really annoying and they need to grow...
Lol I thought this was funny. Very true.
Im very attracted to funny people, love watching comedians on you tube....
I love watching
- Katt Williams
- Russell Peters
- Kevin Hart
Someone tell me a funny story, I wanna laugh.
Guy who is the king of lazy:
"My dad left me in charge."
Girl who is known to be in your face, bold, funny and sarcastic:
"You're in charge??? I have more hair on my legs than you...
I saw a T-shirt that made a pretty funny ADD joke:
I have ADD which means it's hard to focus
And focus rhymes with hocus pocus
And I like magic. Abracadabra!
My sister saw the movie "This is the End," and she told me one of the many off-putting elements of the movie was a rape joke that was made in it. It turned me off from...
Breakfast At IHOP!
Lyssa got called in to go to work in a few hours and her husband was already at work so she called up her sister to see if she would take her two sons for...
I find bad puns really funny. Apparently no one else does?
i think this is funny:):).
Going office this morning. Train was packed with school boys and girls. Had no personal space. One girl was so close at my back, i could feel her presence. Suddenly I felt her...
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
Some lady had a photo of this big hairy beautiful cat as her profile picture
and me being me
I just could not help myself and sent her a private message
" u got an awesome p...
Nowhere To Hide
I just returned from three, glorious days on the Appalachian Trail with my best hiking buddy. It was some long overdue bonding time. And a true test of our...
What a Feat!
Each time I leave the gym where I work out, I get 2 cups of coffee which I bring with me to work. Just like how I usually do it, I put the 2 cups of coffee on...
Yeah. Sometimes it happens.
my friend trys her best to speak english lol
friend: keep your mouth shock!
what the fudge :3
I had a boss at a place I used to work named **** Skinner. You just don't mess with a guy named **** Skinner. It's painful just to think about him.
Animals may not think like us but they do feel pain, they do feel fear, they are alive. Just because they don't speak doesn't mean they can't be hurt.
I used to take that group seriously. And I'm really no one to judge. My opinions mean nothing. But I just have skeptical feelings toward a group that's supposed to attract...
Pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow! :3 I guess it's one of my favourite song! Haha (:
There's nothing funnier than watching someone with no butt and zero coordination attempt to twerk! While on the twerking subject, I think older women, specifically mothers, should...
see they always say there are plenty of fish in the sea, what they dont realize is often the sea looks like this
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
"He who laughs last didn't get it." -Helen Giangregorio
I love this! Made me laugh a bit :)
To say Fifthy
Yet words that talk about a BM does
Yes that's me lol just missing many more lol