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I Try to Be Funny

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    Water Fun

    I decided to tie a rubber band around the hose in the kitchen sink, so that when mymom turned on the water it would go.  Let's just say i was grounded for a week.
    Cutiepie4ever89 Cutiepie4ever89 18-21, F Aug 12, 2009

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    I Try To Be Funny

    I try to be funny,The way,I like to be,Funny as hell,Laughing away,Pounding your ears,My jokes,I'm sorry,I laugh so loud,You should know me by now!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 27, 2011

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    I only like pepper on my pizza.

    Call that pepperonly pizza 😂
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 2 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    Fun ?

    I hope You too...lolIt's more pleasant to laugh together. Thus I give You a 'rendez-vous' to have fun together...Hope You come with a plenty bag of nice jokes..
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M Jan 20, 2012

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    I hate how fake the fast food looks in the

    commercials and then When you go there and get it, it looks like complete **** -__-
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 24, 2014

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    mstv1112 mstv1112 18-21, F Nov 6, 2014

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    Disease

    Yawningitis( a disease tht causes u to yawn a lot) WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!! Don't come in contact with it!
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    I notice a lot of people I've met dealing with

    my... issues all use some form of humor to ease tension. My friend that has leukemia but he's not in the best shape so he always has nurses checking up on him. But he doesn't like people thinking he's weak. He still has that "I am a grown man" complex and doesn't want to be...
    TheComplication TheComplication 18-21, M Nov 7, 2014

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    I try to be funny, on the odd occasion I am,

    but sometimes I just come across dorky (dad jokes are my thing)
    Ashleigh3103 Ashleigh3103 22-25, F Nov 6, 2014

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    Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?

    Meg Griffin: No. Quagmire: Just checkin'.
    SirQuaggie SirQuaggie 31-35, M Dec 20, 2014

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    This is for all the competitive girls You

    can't spell competitive without ***(; lol have a nice day
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M Jun 18, 2014

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    Funny Is My Friend.

    I get paid to be funny from time to time. Funny is my way of coping. It's my way of opening doors. It's my way of attracting friends and people. It's my way of deflecting criticism or negativity. It's my way of putting people in their places. Shocking people w/ humor is a great...
    dewTfree dewTfree 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    Love the Sound of Laughter From the People I Love

    i love the sound of laughter from the people i love. it makes me feel reasured that they are happy.
    gothicromantic gothicromantic 16-17, F Aug 12, 2009

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    "What doesn't kill you,

    makes you stronger" Wrong! "What doesn't kill you, makes you crippled" Bahahahah XD
    mstv1112 mstv1112 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 5, 2014

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    To Make You Laugh...xx

    Theres this girl that i love who needs a smile... I havn't seen her teeth surrounded by a curve in a while... Shes had a bad day and is feeling a little blue... So im gonna stay here as long as i can, cause were stuck like glue.... Shes busy at work, and i guess has had a...
    sarahat90 sarahat90 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2012

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    I Try, But...

    I'm not..at all Dx I even laugh at my own jokes
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 70+, F 25 Responses Dec 16, 2010

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    I don't aim to be funny

    or anything it's just my upbeat and or sarcastic personality that causes everyone to laugh. But I do try to he funny with my dark sense of humor.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M Nov 6, 2014

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    How normal people flirt!

    ! Guy: hey sexy, you wanna go back my place and have a party!! Me: hey sexy, wanna see how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!!!!!
    DanaHynes DanaHynes 18-21, F Jan 21, 2014

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    Disease

    Gigglitis? What is it? It's a disease where u can't seem to stop laughing! WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS TO SOME FOLKS!!!! It may cause ur sides to hurt
    Ellias95 Ellias95 18-21, F Jul 21, 2013

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    DrLove1123 DrLove1123 18-21, M Jun 24, 2014

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    But I Fail Miserably Everytime...

    I do my best but I guess some people are gifted with this while others are meant to be the more serious type ! I'm the more serious type but I do love a good laugh !! Most of my EP friends have the gift, I enjoy all of you !!
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 11, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Yessss! People who are smart and funny are amazing. Others think its funny to act dumb. But its really not.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 1 Response May 4

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    When I say something that I don't even think is that funny and my friends or my guy laugh a lot, I feel amazing inside
    PriscilaG PriscilaG 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 29

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    I hope this brightens everyone's day. So I was on the bus, & my guy friend starts singing, "You better not pout. You better not cry. You better not scream, I'm coming in dry" It's...
    00dom00 00dom00 16-17, F May 2

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    The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F May 2

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    Must see! http://www.wittyfeed.com/story/5572/1/These-18-Wedding-Photographs-Will-Surely-Tickle-Your-Funny-Bone-
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 1 Response May 11

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    Images can be a lot of fun and they can also help us in showing our creativeness. They can help us in showing our thoughts, in the easiest possible way. Previously, individuals...
    absone absone 22-25, F May 12

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    I'm always 85% more attracted to you if you're funny. .-.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses May 12

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    An old lady drove her car into wet cement. We were driving and saw an older car submerged in the road. At first, we thought they'd hit a pothole. But, noooo.. They'd driven...
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M May 15

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    Computerized photography results can not just give the favored experience to a photo, yet at times they can secure flaws too. Red eye disposal, robotized cultivating, altering...
    absone absone 22-25, F May 18

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    The Funny of Thailand there are 3 seasons hot, very hot and hot like a hell ! Haha
    Mellowiis Mellowiis 18-21, F May 21

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    I always like making people laugh by posting funny quotes.
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F a week ago

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    Apparently my drunk aunt apparently accidentally turned her pool pink, how the **** that happened i don't know but leave it up to her to do something like that. So i walked up to...
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm on a web site that Yahoo News linked me too. I have been laughing so much from what I'm reading. I'm gonna bookmark the site. In the meantime, I'm gonna post some rather...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    I am living with my sister now, finances got pretty bad. It is a hotel suite, which isn't bad, but as you can imagine is a bit cramped. But, that is not the real story and it isn't...
    justmerae1 justmerae1 46-50, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I totally have a crush on Seth Rogen!
    Delphineidunna Delphineidunna 26-30, F 1 Response 42 mins ago

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    The holy land. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
    Zeurosis Zeurosis 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    The Upper Penn. of Mich. is full of scenic areas. The areas around Lake Superior are some of the best. You get into the Fall season and every where you look in all directions is...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Apr 29

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    “What’s a laughing matter?” “Nitrous oxide, among other things.”
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3 13-15, F Apr 29

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    I used to pretend to be pregnant when I was a boy, (stuffed the doll under my shirt), then gave birth to that doll and pretended thats my real baby. Lolll i know I have a pretty...
    FreakingLlamas FreakingLlamas 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 30

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    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Apr 30

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    HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLL IIIIIIISNNNNNNNTTTTT FUUUUUUNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! LOL
    KatyCat008 KatyCat008 13-15 May 1

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    Today at school, A kid got suspended. Now this isn't any normal suspension. This kid literally has been at this school for 2 months. He "supposedly" came here from Mexico and...
    cmr426 cmr426 13-15, F 4 Responses May 1

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    When a woman asks WHAT? She is not asking you to repeat yourself, she is giving you a chance to change what you said.
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 4 Responses May 1