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I T's Time You Shared What You Named Your Penis

The ladies want to know what you named yours. Please title your story with the name and give a story about why you choose the name you did. 5 People

    Carlos Von Sexron

    Yes, my penis is named after Josh Homme's stage name as the drummer from Eagles of Death Metal. ¿Por qué? ¿por qué no?
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Aug 24, 2008

    What Did You Name Yours?

    Ok, I know all of you have a name for yours.  I have yet to meet a man that didn't name his penis.  Please share the story of what name you chose and why. My husband name his "Howie" after Howie Long the football player. Now don't be shy. 
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    17 Responses Aug 24, 2008

    Too Funny...

    My husband named his "Crackers" based on a joke he heard years ago that is something like...I would never kick you out of bed for eating Crackers... I get to eat Crackers in bed whenever the mood strikes me...lol...
    purpleriz purpleriz
    46-50, F
    1 Response May 21, 2009

    If You Must Know...

    blinky is his name.
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    May 21, 2009
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