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I Turn Myself On

I CAN'T HELP IT!! 77 People

    Call Me A Conceited Narcissist

    Call me a conceited narcissist, but I do turn myself on. I once recorded myself with my cell phone. I recorded my breast as I lied down flat on my back. I was groping my breast, teasing my nipples until they become firm mounds of chocolate. I rocked back and forth slightly to see...
    lovely618 lovely618 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2011

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    I Turn Myself On......

    Seeing my wife but when alone I fantasize about her.   Joke: When alone & stroking my ****. I call out my own name. Oh Robert; yes stroke it just like that!!!!!!!! OMG Robert you ARE the best!!!  >:)     MY DARK FANTASY    ...
    Snookybear Snookybear 36-40, M Aug 3, 2009

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    Rubbing

    So when you open up your legs and that one fleshy bud that tickles a little bit Just start rubbing that
    SammiMo SammiMo 18-21, F Jul 26, 2013

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    Do This Dressed As a ****

     i love to dress as a **** i put on the sexiest bra and panties stockings and the highest heels i own and my favorite long blond wig and i have the heed for the full length mirror to check out how sexy i look and by this time i have well and truly turned myself on and have...
    jarviscooper jarviscooper 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 3, 2009

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    I'm Just Sooo Damned Fuckable!!

    When I get all dolled up, I excite myself!  Just looking at myself in the mirror makes me WET!!
    NaturalAndHealthy NaturalAndHealthy 31-35, T 5 Responses Jul 1, 2009

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