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I Uh, Don't Think So Honey I Am Not Here For Your Pleasure

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People

    I Don't 'cyber' 'skype' Or 'telephone' Sex

    Now  that we are ALL clear ... YES - I am an adult female who has had sexy experiences and NO - that DOES NOT MEAN that I am an easy lay, or that I am in here to watch you jerk off, jack off, have phone sex, cyber sex, skype sex, or sex of any...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    May 14, 2009

    Tired

    I'm tired of being seen as a rebound or an easy pick up. Just because I'm a bigger girl and haven't had sex in a while does NOT mean I'm gonna sleep with you or any man that gives me a second's worth of attention. You can say all the pretty pick up lines in the world, I don't...
    absolutionist absolutionist
    22-25, F
    Oct 5, 2010

    Unless I Say So...

    Dear Alpha males, Sending me salacious messages just because I write rock band erotica and pose for erotic photos is stupid. No, I generally don't like seeing strangers naked and I definitely don't **** on the first day. I will let you know without a doubt if I think of you...
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 14, 2009

    RUDE Rude Rude!!!

    Oh OK. I guess I have a sign either on my forhead, profile or back that says 'yes - I like to ****' or 'hey - I'm a ***** and an  easy lay'!!  WTF??  A brand new member -- wanting ot get in my pants ... COME on. :)  Even the old time members...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    10 Responses May 14, 2009

    No Chance

    I already have a boyfriend who no one can match. He is my soulmate, and my love. For those who wish to send private messages asking stupid questions like "What are you wearing?" the answer is clothes! I'm NOT your babe, baby, honey, sweetie, darling, or anything else...
    KatieJane KatieJane
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 15, 2009

    I Don't 'cyber' 'skype' Or 'telephone' Sex

    Now  that we are ALL clear ... YES - I am an adult female who has had sexy experiences and NO - that DOES NOT MEAN that I am an easy lay, or that I am in here to watch you jerk off, jack off, have phone sex, cyber sex, skype sex, or sex of any...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    May 14, 2009

    Sorry But...

    I got a man!  I don't need to go "ooooh" and "mmmmm" in messages, or on the phone.  It doesn't do a damn thing for me.  No, you are not getting pictures just because I write a story that says I have big boobs.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    20 Responses May 20, 2009
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